#what can i say i am a man of taste

[tears0fsatan]

☆ 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍' 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐍 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇

✦ ⊹ ˚˖ warnings... nsfw! minors, ageless blogs and fem aligned do not interact, gn!reader, fem!asmodeus, cunnilingus

 :¨·.·¨ ♥︎  a.n... pure self indulgence. that's it. that's the post.

can't stop thinking about eating out fem!asmo. her soft thighs, her wet cunt and her sharp gaze. her siren like eyes that you can't seem to pull yourself away from, even as you edge closer to where she wants you most.

it's almost like her gaze is taunting you, her eyes following your every movement like a lion watching her prey. the electricity in the room is damn near static with how much tension is between the two of you.

while keeping your eyes locked on hers, your lips slowly trailed down her left thigh, occasionally leaving behind a hickey. her eyes curved into a playful smile as breathless giggles spilled past her lips, it made you feel as though she found your possessiveness entertaining. it felt pathetic yet simultaneously sent a shiver down your spine.

when you finally reach your destination, her hands shift from the grip they have on her sheets to her thighs, spreading them open even wider despite there no need for it. you swallowed dryly and powerlessly watched her calculated movements with desperate eyes.

everything she does has you mesmerised and she knows. she's toying with you like a puppet on a string and the only thing you can do is play along, not that you mind. you gave her an experimental lick, taking note of the way her eyebrow furrowed ever so slightly.

your mouth envelopes her warm cunt and your tongue darts out to collect her dripping arousal, the sweet taste is so addicting you just can't stop yourself. it's only then that asmodeus lets out a high pitched, needy keen.

her eyes squeeze shut and she lets her head fall back onto her pillows, her hair spraying around her much like a halo. it's impossible to take your eyes off of her, not that you'd want to anyway.

when she's close, her legs wrap around your neck, bringing you impossibly closer to her core. her hand in your hair tightens its grip while she continues to grind on your face, hips stuttering and jerking uncontrollably the closer she gets to her orgasm. there's fluid dripping down your chin and it's so incredibly messy and sticky but you can't help but love every bit of it.

knowing she's this turned on and cumming from your tongue and fingers alone has blood rushing down to your crotch. only after her hands push away your head do you detatch yourself from her cunt.

you keep your eyes on hers, your tongue lolled out with a string of saliva and arousal connected to her cunt. you can only imagine how desperate and pathetic you look but you know that's what she likes, what she feeds off of.

© 2023 TEARS0FSATAN. please don’t translate, modify, repost or plagiarise my works anywhere.

[gen-is-gone]

Ye gods, the continued existence of billford antis in 2024 is so genuinely funny that I can't even be annoyed at them. Like, tri-sexuality won, babes. RIP to y'all tho, must be sad to hate fun so much.

[savage-rhi]

Fuschia/Magenta?

[teafiend]

[digital-sigil]

yknow. something i think about a lot.

how much does the place and environment someone grew up in effect what physical features someone finds attractive? like, not even necessarily home life n all that, just... the kind of people you saw in your everyday life.

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.

It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though

[theygender]

Guys... the world's sourest candies from that video cost less than $5

The only thing that's holding me back right now is the fact that they're currently out of stock

[spotsupstuff]

ur grading people and if they get an f theyre blocked? my main you aint a kindergarten teacher this is a microblogging platform

yeah, that's why there's that function called blocking! :) cuz this is a microblogging site! that's what microblogging platforms have! :) so you don't have to put up with people's shit! :) interesting that kindergarten teachers where you live are capable of blocking people in real life, hope you had fun with that

[sniperdadmaccready]

fair warning that when I get my physical copy of Baldurs Gate 3 next month I am going to be very mentally ill over Astarion so I'll make a special tag then and you guys can block it should my ramblings get to be too much

[jerseymuppet]

i think u made a post a while back about not caring about frank iero, do you feel your opinion has changed since then? (not asking this in a “do you like him now?” way, but rather in a “have your feelings changed from neutral/disinterest, to outright dislike?”) (feel free not to answer, i was just curious bc i haven’t seen a lot of mcr fans who are ALSO uninterested in mr. iero, & since you’ve made that post he’s done a bunch of dumb shit lol)

hii!!! i answered an ask about it a while ago! I definitely disliked his fans (hardcore frank girls) more than i disliked the man himself due to my own personal experiences with them. However. Yeah between the AI thing and the casual antisemitism my opinion of him has dropped from ambivalence to outright dislike.

[britneyshakespeare]

i had a really weird interaction on youtube the other week. i commented on a short tv clip of someone gay doing something funny a few years ago and i said smth sweet and generic like “oh wow that’s cute i love him” and it became a top comment so sometimes i still get notifications of ppl liking or replying to it. 

but for some reason, you know how faceless people on the internet will say their most shallow and judgmental thoughts to a real person like it’s not the rudest thing you can do? yeah that happened. i had left the most impersonal, inoffensive comment in the world but someone responded to me “just admit you’re only entertained bc he’s obviously gay and you project your lack of a personality onto that”

and i was just like. honestly shocked. like what? you literally don’t know me at all. i didnt even say I WAS GAY in the comment or anything about being gay it was LITERALLY just a tv clip i thought was funny and cute. but this angry homophobe who clearly just hates to see queer ppl have fun and make jokes on the internet made it *my* problem...

and like first of all i don’t do that. i don’t just identify w everyone i come across who is queer and funny and root for them for that reason alone. the only person i project my lack of personality onto is dave davies... ok... chill out that’s not what i watch jeopardy for, that’s why i listen to the kinks

[kavehater]

“Some men are just beautiful like women” PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A LAVENDAR MARRIAGE WITH A MAN AS BEAUTIFUL AS A WOMAN I BEGGGG

[coldnutparadise]

pov:u go into blue pe/riod goin haha i too went to art school n then u come out of the otherside holding ur head at "why did u choose art sen/sei" "i just chose a hell i could live with" and "do you even like art?" and "everybody is telling you about closure and how to move on from grief, but there's nothing wrong with holding that grief forever for the rest of your life" and "if u give it ur all and still fail, you should off urself?" and "does it even matter if your work is popular - isn't it enough for it to resonate with just the one person bc it moved them so deeply-"

[nomairuins]

sorry it took me a second to get to those i rbed it instantly forgot and went to go do my little conlanging.

[starscreeam]

heehee hedgehog sylvain icon

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?