#what the fuck

[sapphicmuppet]

”average adventuring party kills two clerics a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average adventuring party kills 0 clerics per year. Spiders Ratgrinders, who hangout in the far haven woods & kills a whopping two clerics a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[imogenisgod]

me: I swear to god if aabria walks in

aabria: 🤩

me: what the FUCK

JUST LOST MY FUCKING MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I SCREAMED I AM SCREAMING COME BACK

[meraki-yao]

PRIME WHAT THE FUCK

[armouredgoblin]

My only point in the female custodies thing

Why don't those who want this thing make their own IP ?

or do you need to be parasites on something successful because you don't want the actual fans to enjoy their stuff without your politics in it.

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

A while ago, I WeTransferred another Tumblr user (rafeism) a copy of Salad Days. I have since been informed that she took my email from that transfer, has used it to seek out an old IG profile of mine and has been sharing around screenshots of it. This is a huge violation of privacy, it’s also weird and obsessive. I know I should feel angry, but currently I am just frightened and enormously creeped out. Sharing this in the hopes people can learn from my mistake and be more careful in fandom going forward.

[kawhh]

I'M UNWELL

[starfxkr]

my body took a screenshot

[aurae-rori]

I HAD AN AVENTIO VISION

imagine aventurine driving recklessly in a speedy car and ratio holding on for dear fucking life shouting "OH MY FUCKING GOD" as they drive away from the police because aventurine did something SO fucking illegal. GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS-

[eyesthatroll]

[spacedace]

Sorry what do you MEAN people are digging up dead people to make drugs out of their bones??? When did Repo the Genetic Opera become reality???

And why isn't it called Zydrate?? Is it because it doesn't come in a little glass vial?

[stood-onthecliffside]

try and come for my job!!!

[tf2sstuff]

Idk why do I do this 😭

[6roe]

[therealawidferd]

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL EPISODE 12?? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS THAT TITLE

GETTING OFF?? you know that has lots of meanings right

[mychemicalparagraph]

He waz watching...WAT?!?!?!

[fandomestuff]

WHAT IN THE CRITICAL ROLE JUST HAPPENED TO ME

I'm watching cr2 for the first time and I'm at episode 98

And Veth is talking with Yeza about maybe settling down in Nicodranas... And he just asked her to be careful and not put herself in too much danger

And after what happened this past monday ((we are all still crying)) Matthew Mercer from early 2020 hits me with a line directed at early 2020 Sam Riegel

"There are a lot of tales of heroic sacrifices"

...........

I'M SORRY???

RIGHT AFTER FCG'S HEROIC SACRIFICE???

WHAT IS HAPPENING