#what's up with the moon? i dont fuckin know

[doodlboy]

AUUUUGH I hate instagram search functions

[hexados-on-a-string]

spectragus dont get enough credit for being a sun and moon ship but like. destructive sun and moon ship. sun and moon ship but they're the forces of nature the sun and moon actually are. the sun is harsh and relentless and unpredictable in its evil but also it's kindness, the moon is sharp and cold and cruel, a harsh light that doesn't allow you peace, but can also guide you, a light in the darkness. even on nights with a new moon, with no light in the sky, the moon is always reflecting the sun, and it'll be that way until they come to their end.

[gamblersdoll]

cw: riding, 18+.

both you and hakari hated memorial day, because no one knew how to fucking drive nor park. so you both stayed home, watching whatever was on the flat curved samsung television.

hakari had his head resting on his palm, the other clicking the buttons on the remote. you, on the other hand, had one thing in mind.

they way he sits, his lap looking wide and his jeans made it no better. he always looked good in black or blue jeans, and if he had his legs spread a bit? you wanted to taste him.

hakari flicks his eyes over to you, your own staring at his lap. he chuckles, “if you try’na do something then do it.” he says, absentmindedly. his eyes go back to the television, watching gordon yell at a bunch of idiots on the blue team who was losing to women.

your hands fly to his zipper, making quick work of it. his eyes flicker to you, slowly bring his lip to his teeth. both you and him make eye contact, him nodding upwards telling you to go ahead.

your soft delicate hands pull his hardened cock out, giving slow pumps and you taking him into your mouth. hakari pulls your hair back, low eyes watching your head bob on his cock. fuck, did you know how to suck a man off.

he rolls his eyes back, biting his lip as he remains the back of his head rested against the palm of his hand. “suck that shit, baby.” he whispered, biting his lip harder. “fuck.”

this is what you wanted, to taste the salt that lightly coated his cock. and he watched how well you could take him.

you pull back up, looking at him as you give your award winning pleading look. the sound of hell’s kitchen dimmed, pure lust coming from the both of you. hakari brings your head closer to his, kissing you like his life depended on it.

because in a way, it did.

“ride that dick like you want it.” he orders, biting your lip softly. his hands curve around your waist as you straddle him, sucking in a breath as you slide down on his cock. “there you go, thats my girl.”

he watches the way your tits bounced softly, every now and then moving back and forth in your hips to find that deep, grinding feeling. his hands gripped harder, looking only at your face.

“so fuckin’ pretty when you make ‘yerself feel good.” he praises, taking a nipple into your mouth as he flicks his tongue against it. he knows your knees are getting tired, hand’s curving around your ass. “need papa to do it for you, creamy girl?”

you nodded, because he was so much to take, and his scent was intoxicating.

his hips snap up, but somewhat soft. both you and him hold each other, knowing once you were holding each other you both were like otters and their soulmates.

you had long had already came around him, but he was growing near himself. he took his right hand and placed a smack against your ass, groaning once he felt that tight squeeze in his balls.

“ho fuck! shit!” he growls deep, slamming himself into your cervix. his face buries itself into your breasts, hands tightly gripping on your ass. his nails dig into you, half crescent moons in your skin.

after about five minutes of deep breaths and chuckles, he pulls away and lays you down. “sorry ‘fer gettin’ rough wit cha.” he says, a nervous smile on his face.

“i love it when you get rough—“

“dont fuckin’ tempt me, lil’ girl.”

[spidergutz-writes]

What are some fluff hcs that you have for any and all of your handsome boys?? How would you spend a day with them? What are dates each of them would take you on?

meadow! Your spoiling me with all these delicious and amazing ideas!!

I’ll actually probably make this in 2 or 3 parts just so I can fit all mah bois :) (if requested, I will also add in some of my favorite gals!)

RED GUY:

Hand holding to the max!!

could be watching the most horrific thing unfold infront of him, and his hand would still be slotted in with yours

making dinner? He’s holding your hand.

watching tv? He’s holding your hand.

sleeping? Yup, he’s holding your hand!

he's a very shameless person when it comes to the softer things in your relationship

will not hesitate to pull you into his lap for cuddles.

also won’t hesitate to cling to you on every part of the day.

your cooking? Well so is he, now.

he loves cooking with you. It’s just so…normal.

normality is not something he experiences a lot, so even when you two are doing simple and mundane things, he enjoys it to the fullest :)

bro's sense of humor is so bad, but it gets to the point where it’s so ungodly terrible, that it becomes funny.

“Hey...what do you call a prisoner walking downstairs?”

“i dunno..What do ya call 'em?”

“..a CONDESCENDING… :D”

he thinks he’s funny, so please laugh :((

dates include him and you cooking a dessert of some sort.

his favorite is making apple cobbler pie with you :3

often you’ll end up with flour hand prints on your ass and some whipped cream on your nose.

he's just a silly guy doing silly things with his ooohh sooo silly partner!!

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JIN BUBAIGAWARA: (what? He dies? No. No he doesn’t. Not here. He lives. That’s the reality we have here. Deal with it. Go argue with the wall idc.)

my sweet sweet baby boy. Where should I start?

okay, before he overcomes his trauma:

Took his mask off infront of you once, and now he can’t stop.

hes addicted to how you kiss his scar

how you coo at him and tell him he’s so handsome 🥺

Will fight for you if it’s serious. He’s still scared he’s a clone :((

will stand up for you tho

anyone says anything bad about you? He’s cursing them out while his alter ego is making weirdly terrifying threats.

”YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, HUH?” “I hope you sleepwalk into oncoming traffic...” “DONT YOU FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARTNER” “I hope everyone you love leaves you.…”

Dates consist of you two sitting on top of rooftops while having a picnic. Talking shit, cuddling, and eating.

you two end up falling asleep in each others arm a lot, admiring the sunset or the moon.

he is a human heating pad. Like seriously. You don’t need a blanket when he’s around

Loves lying on his back with you laying on his chest :)

is a little shy :(

Thinks you don’t want others to know you two are a thing :(((

but when you hold his hand in public or in front of the league? He melts.

When you first kissed his lips over the mask in public? He cried a little

tears of joy :)

can’t cook for shit. That man burns water.

don’t ask me how, but you tasked him to make breakfast one morning, and a fire broke out.

there was also mayonnaise on your ceiling. Again, don’t ask, not even he knows.

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Simon Riley "Ghost" (this motherfucker doesn't die either. if anyone tells me otherwise, meet me at the Arby's parking lot at 6, BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT YOU)

oh my lawdy lawd. he is just SO FINE, WHERE DO I EVEN START??

this man has issues. he's really touch starved, but doesn't know how to accept any light touches.

he might shy away from your light advancements, because he's so used to any physical bringing harm or ill intent towards him.

but when you kiss his cheek, and hug his (slutty) little waist, he folds like a lawn chair on a hot summer day.

will scream, cry, throw up, roll on the ground, and promptly die if you ever serve him tea in a bowl (the French do this.)

likes to go to the gym with you. he loves to see you work out iykwim.

Ghost has never been a man for soft things, but he Isn't Ghost with you. With you, he's Simon Riley, a man who longs to have a sense of normalcy, a man who wants to take you out to nice restaurants, and a man who wants to bend down on one knee for you, and ask that burning question that lays in the back of his mind 24/7

he wants to do all of those things, but its going to take time. his insecurities tell him you deserve a man who can do more for you, but as always, you wash those thoughts away for him.

for now, his dates consist of concealed places, like the safety of either his, or your home, where he can take off his mask, safely. sitting, watching movies, drinking wine or scotch, and cuddling.

He's a big advocate on "actions speak louder than words" so he doesn't say "I love you" too often, but when he does say it? you better get the tissues. because he only says it during a really vulnerable moment of his, like when he's calming down from a PTSD induced flashback, or a panic attack, or when its late, in the middle of the night, when he knows its just him and his demons awake, with you sleeping soundly in his arms.

believe it or not, THIS MAN CAN COOK-

listen, i know he's British, and i know he's in the military, but that man just radiates "I'll make you a five star meal before i snap your neck"

he is a god when it comes to making steak. give him a basic ass steak, some spices, and a few other side ingredients and he'll give you a true taste of heaven. A taste of heaven from a man from hell.

we love him all the same though <3

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holy fucking hell this took WAY too long, and I took some extra time on Ghosts.

as always, any type of constructive criticism is appreciated, no matter how harsh or small it is <3

[huckleberrykai]

single dad kai who meets you randomly one day <3 you guys hit it off at the start and he was very transparent with you when it came to his daughter. of course you accepted and continued dating him, him being a responsible single parent was something you thought of as a turn on <3 he introduces you to her one day and she instantly falls in love with you 🥺 you being chubby like her made that connection almost instantly. of course shes only a child, she doesnt know anything about society and hate.. but she sees herself in you and nothing matters more to a small girl than to see someone older thats so pretty and looks just like her

ofc kai instantly thought it was adorable,, how you two were meshed in that instant. he loved how you both got close 🥺 calls you both his ‘chubby wubbies’ <3 lots of tummy rubs and maybe a few grips on yours >//< i see single dad kai w chubby reader being so so SO loving towards you 🥺 lots of love making and kisses all over your body,, telling you how much he loves you because he does !!!he would definitely be a bit pervy too 0.0 seeing the squish above your jeans and pinching it while pullinh you towards the tent forming in his jeans <3 but overall i think he would just be a sweetheart. he has his insecurities both from being a single dad, and of his own body. and while he knows insecurities dont ever go away,, he vows to always make you feel loved and safe while being around him and his daughter

there r tears in my eyes MOONBEAR WHAT HAVE U DONE

this is so fuckin cute and comforting i don't even have anything to add im just 🧍🏻‍♀️.. 🥹🥹

CHUBBY WUBBIES I'M CRYING I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING THIS WHILE RUBBING UR BELLJES N MAKING U LAUGH I AM DISTRAUGHT

he'd be so happy his daughter loves u just as much as he does like they are ur biggest fans always hovering around u n rubbing ur belly and giving u hugs oh this is sickeningly cute. the huening household is a belly rub household idc it's true.

he finds so much happiness and comfort in the fact that his daughter identifies with you and thinks you're beautiful, just as he thinks too. he deffo thinks you're a good influence on her and you treat her so well and so softly he probably wants to wife you up within the first 5 minutes of you meeting her LMFAO

there's also something so special to me about perv kai but specifically perv kai who's just so sickeningly in love and obsessed with u and full of love that he can't help but get excited at every peek of pudge~ or the way your thick thighs sit just right in your jeans like he's just so whipped !! all he wants to do is push you onto the bed and worship your body and show you how beautiful u are :(

he's a love making extraordinaire fr !! no quick fucks around here he is taking his time and pouring every ounce of love in his body out to make u feel good !!

he'd just be the biggest ball of love and tenderness in the world, he'd do anything to make sure his daughter is happy - and the same goes for you once you come along. his sweet pudgy girls :')

this just cheered me up so much my soul is soft now thank u moon i am significantly happier than I was 10 minutes ago when I hadn't read this LMAO

[mad-c1oud]

Eepy thoughts

So you know in "fake it till you make it" Charlie was all touchy with Etoiles cause he needed to pretend in front of his exes +..can't forget all the nicknames...

That, but mer au starcicle. But this time there would be no pretending. And ooo boi it's over for Etoiles once Charlie learns human terms of endearment :)

Second thought

Imagine Etoiles gazing out at the night sea, the surface still, when suddenly Charlie's head pops up from the water and uh oh the glow of the moon and stars is illuminating his face oh so nicely-

Zzzzzzzz

Oh yeah y’all are gonna love this Charlie, dudes fuckin Weird. creeeeeeechur truly

I’ve always liked mermaid aus cause not only can the setting/time vary, but your type of mermaid and change too and there’s so much room for creativity and exploration

who knows what I’m gonna do to these goobers (really, who knows?? Cause I dont)

I strongly encourage others to write too if they want!!! If there’s an idea you like why not dedicate a few paragraphs to it? Too many ideas for me alone to tackle…. (Though I’ll sure as hell try)

[babydin]

Can I have a fic written base on this song (the big moon - wide eyes) I think it be good as a Joel miller or may be just Pedro?

(I never ask for any before so I hope I did right)

https://youtu.be/EY2RaPeI18A

Joel turned around to face you again; he hadn’t heard you moving closer to him and the way you were right in his face made him take a step back. He looked at you in a way he had never looked at you before

- Joel Miller x reader (no pronouns or gendered pet names) - 18+, minors DNI (fairly PG though) - Mild violence and lots of cursing - 885 words - Comments/likes appreciated. Requests are open! - A/N: I dont know why, this is the first thing that came to mind when I heard the song! I hope you like it. Thank you for your request!!

You can feel his eyes on you as you chop hunks of wood for a fire. You half expect him to walk over and tell you that you’re doing it wrong somehow; he’s such a grumpy piece of shit and you don’t know how you wound up at the end of the world with someone so unpleasant. You wipe your brow and look up at him and he immediately looks away like he doesn’t want to be caught staring and continues loading his rifle. Later that night around the fire you eat beans out of a tin bowl and you feel his eyes on you again. The problem is he doesn’t talk much, but usually if he had a problem he’d let you know. Your eyes flick up and his glance down at the same time, your head shakes and you roll your eyes. When the fire dies down you both slip inside the tent, and inside the two-man sleeping bag and try to sleep back-to-back. You wake up to scratching on the tent door, then the zip hastily starts to open with a struggle. You open your eyes and distinctly feel Joel’s warm body still pressed up against you. Your body fights to sit up against the sleeping bag, bloodied fingers pry inside the tent and the figure of a body with a head like a bouquet of flora is cast from the dawn sun onto the tent from the outside. “Joel!” you yell his name, knowing he is hard of hearing, and with him being dead weight beside you, you’re struggling to move inside the sleeping bag. Joel opens his eyes, he sees the shadow before he sees you and he doesn’t have time to brush the sleep from his face. He kicks you both out of the sleeping bag with booted feet and grabs his knife from a holster on his belt and he slices straight through the fabric of the tent, pushing you out first before tearing out behind you. You know you should be quiet, but you yell and pick up a sizable branch to defend yourself with as the infected tumbles towards you. It flinches and lets out a blood-curdling wail as Joel shoots at it and catches it in the shoulder, cursing under his breath like that wasn’t what he was aiming for. “Run!” Joel orders you. “The knife!” You bark back. He had revoked your gun privileges after you had almost shot him in the foot in a blind panic the last time you had run into an infected. This one was getting closer to Joel and his hands were unsteady. “Just go, get back to Tommy.” “Your knife, Joel! Joel!!” He tossed it across the ground and you immediately bent to catch it as it slid past you, keeping your eyes fixed on the infected as it got closer to Joel. You take the blade by it’s handle and drive the pointy end directly into the top of the monster’s head with a scream. It halts and buys Joel enough time to shoot at it again, this time he doesn’t miss.  The both of you pant and look at each other with wide eyes, full of adrenaline and panic all at once. “That was dumb.” Joel scolded, moving from his spot to gather what he could from the camp so you could start moving. “What the fuck is your problem?” You snap breathlessly, “You’ve been shitty with me for three fuckin’ days, your tone is weird–” “It’s just my voice.” “--- you keep staring at me.” “I don’t stare.” “You’re staring at me, Joel.”

Joel turned around to face you again; he hadn’t heard you moving closer to him and the way you were right in his face made him take a step back. He looked at you in a way he had never looked at you before, with a humility you’d never seen from him before. He looked at you and he bunched your shirt in his fist and before you could say anything else he tugged you towards him and planted your lips on his. It didn’t feel like a ‘we just survived a thing’ kiss, it felt like an ‘I’ve been waiting a long time to do this’ kiss; you had never thought about Joel’s lips, but if you did you would’ve imagined them to be rough, and slightly dry, you’d have expected his unshaved face to be prickly and uncomfortable but his lips were smooth and his facial hair was soft. He kissed you like you were the only thing he was surviving for, and truth be told that was a lot of pressure but neither of you had much else besides each other.

When he pulled away to take a breath he did something else you’d never seen him do before… he smiled. “Holy shit, is that– is that a smile?” “Shut the fuck up.” he stepped away and let out a soft laugh, the smile brightening a little but he ducked his head to try and hide the fact. “Oh, and you have teeth?” you teased, “Well fuck, Joel.”

You didn’t want to tease him any more than you already had, but he was a lot more chatty the rest of the journey, and truthfully you were thankful for the company.

[seabysiren]

141 Task Force Streamer AU!!!

the ghost force channel began with just you and Simon in the beginning. simon came to you with a proposal after hearing some of his coworkers chatting idly on their break.

simon works his ass off since graduation. he had to. to get him mom out of that hell hole. to help his drug addict of a brother.

normally he would’ve rolled his eyes at the slackers, but the conversation caught his interest. that someone could make a living off of playing video games and whatever else. (he had to search up markiplier and pewdiepie to fully understand)

simon had to ask you about the idea. he wasn’t the best versed in technology, nor did he have good, working computer. (each time he booted up the old hand me down laptop it sounded like it was about to blast off into space.)

you had jumped at the idea. you nodded happily as he slowly explained what he had overheard. then shyly asked if he could borrow your pc.

it was kinda funny though. simon would whip out his glasses and squint at the screen as you taught him the basics of how to video record and download games.

when you first opened the editing software he just slowly looked at you. blinking slowly like a cat. there was no way he was gonna be able to understand all this.

so you promised you would learn just for him.

it took a few recordings of you and him messing around to finally get him comfortable talking into a microphone. because this man doesn’t talk. he just sits in silence and observes most of the time.

you jokingly call him grandpa. in return he just gives you this dead stare.

it took a lot of time to think about the channel name. simon didn’t want it to sound dumb, nor too try hard. (you teased him about the new lingo)

he settled with ghost. because if this didn’t work out, he would just disappear. and because this was a side gig, something bound to fail.

you tacked on force at the end because you knew. you knew that whoever was going to watch his first video is gonna be a simp. I mean, have you heard his voice??

the first video recording was around thirty minutes of good old minecraft. seemed popular enough. and paired with simon’s deep voice and his dry humor, it was all set to go.

you reassuringly rubbed his back when he posted the first video. you could see in his eyes and from the way he wrung his hands he was a bit nervous.

that same day you ushered him home to rest.

that same night was when it began.

the simping.

you had to filter the majority of the comments in the beginning because you just didn’t have the heart to show him all the thirsty comments about his raspy, deep voice.

he was just happy to have a bit of extra cash. that he didn’t have to work himself to the bone if this channel grew.

and grew it did.

not only was everyone really liking his voice, but also his dry ass humor and dark jokes. coupled with the fact that for some reason he was really good at learning game mechanics, you were able to easily record and edit.

him angrily clicking on the red bed and being told there’s monsters nearby.

“good night moon. good night tree. good night zombie that i cant see but i fucking know you’re there.”

fucking hates dating sims. but his audience thinks it’s funny for him to dryly play the protagonist.

“goddamn it i dont wanna fuckin’ talk to you ya bloody muppet.”

he’s not allowed to play dream daddy anymore from the pure frustration that radiates off him. that and because you don’t want his blood pressure to rocket.

loves lying and tricking his viewers. makes up the most absurd background information about himself because he just thinks it’s funny.

“i wasn’t born for this fuckin romance. i was born for politics. been told i have great hair and i love lying.”

you chime in every once in a while and have funny little text chat comments. especially when you have a counter about the amount of times he insults something with the word muppet.

he’s british. his accent is too powerful for the simps. there are too many videos making fun of his british-ness. next video title is called damn Americans reviewing all their stupidity in return.

you call his fan base little poltergeists because damn do they make a tonna noise. their so vocal about his voice and dry humor. that and because they love clowning on him.

he gets bullied for playing valorant instead of apex. in return he mops the floor with anyone who stream snipes his games.

loves mystery games. and action games. anything in general he can shoot and lie and absolutely destroy other players

he’s a little too good at among us to be healthy.

overall 10/10 recommend coparenting a channel together with simon.

ps he’s known for this one quote that went viral.

“im going to defeat you with the power of friendship… and this knife I just found.”

part II

[crazylittlejester]

ive finally decided. each slugcat that goes with each member of the chain

now i originally panicked thinking "oh fuck theres only 9 and inv would horribly mischaracterize whoever i threw them with because theyre basically just known as the dating sim one what do i do" (for context the dating sim is a feature added once you finish inv's campaign as a joke) but then i remembered the watchers existence so everything is great

oh yeah i threw the chart of them with each slugcat and the color i associate each one with at the bottom, and the slugcats themselves !! :)

Four is Monk because I just think it fits, a silly little guy, so why not?? (i secretly didnt know who would fit him and monk seemed like the best choice)

Hyrule is Survivor because Survivor is the sort of the mascot of Rainworlds AND everyone is based on their design, which is kinda what I see Hyrule as!!

Twilight is Hunter because Hunter's campaign is fairly hard,, atleast for a newgen ☹️ i got killed by like every monster and that reminded me how when i started playing twilight princess i gave up on the top of the castle because the birds kept killing me.

Wild is Gourmand because Gourmand can mix food and it gives him an extra food pip, which sorta relates to how Wild can cook food and its more hearts than the ingredients mixed in it are

Legend is Artificer because both are more closed off due to trauma of losing people they love </3 they could never make me hate you Artificer (shes been one of my favs since last year (i drew ship art of her and hunter to annoy my friend once as a joke even if the two characters NEVER MET and then i became an artificer fan LMAO))

Wind is Rivulet because.. well ive already yapped to you about this but Rivulet and Wind are kinda.. both already water related in their stories but also both care about the people they love!! Rivulet considers the character Looks to the Moon as their mom and their campaign is basically just helping her and Wind saves his sister in Wind Waker :3

Sky is Spearmaster because Spearmaster has a special ability of holding two spears, which i just think is cool and i was like "huh sky was kinda the one who helped forge the master sword (correct me if im wrong LMAO)" but also comes with a downside because.. Spearmaster cannot eat normally. they have to use the spikes they form from their tail to drain the nutrients out of creatures ☹️

Time is Saint for ACTUALLY THE PERFECT REASON???? basically once you reach karma 10 (im not 100% sure what karma even is but its earned through playing the game) you become a god and have the ability to kill everything with one hit (compared to before where you couldnt even pick up a spear) but when you ascend and end the campaign you end up in the same place as before, restarting the cycle.

Warriors is *checks notes.* thats? not a released character yet thats an upcoming DLC- who cares hes The Watcher/Nightcat because they technically arent canon outside of arena yet and haha thats like battling. hyrule warriors is battling mainly. see it matches it matches it fits its fits,,!! (ignore how their picture is their marketable plushie they have no canon illustration outside of arena icon yet)

NOBODY GETS INV.

heh... the yapping.. its over 🔥 i spent like 20 minutes on this. :3

tumblr please dont snack on this i hid a knife in it itll hurt☹️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEYRE ALL SO FUNKY LOOKIN THANKS FOR INCLUDING THE IMAGES. IM FUCKIN OBSESSED WITH THEM

i genuinely appreciate the amount of time you put into this dude, i may not really understand all of it but I’m absolutely fucking eating it up

[jacenotjason]

IM ON MY KNEES GIVE ME FACTS ABOUT SALLY PLEASE PLEASEEE I WILL LITERALLY PAY HOWDY FOR NO REASON I NEED TO KNOW STUFF ABOUT MY LITTLE GOOBER SALLY also can barnaby adopt me :)

AAA GET OFF THE FLOOR, DONT GIVE HOWDY MONEY, AND YES BARNABY WILL ADOPT YOU!!

What was i doing

Sally funfacts n not so funfacts round!! Right!! Ok!!

(Au MAstERPOST AA)

Fun Facts!!

She is a lesbian! At least in this au. Her sexuality isn’t confirmed (I don’t think) so to me shes a lesbian until it’s confirmed!

She is a REALLY good dancer. You spend all day inside online you’re gonna end up on some K-pop dancing tutorials.

She sits like a goddamn gremlin. Like fuckin L from death note but worse posture

Her computer is a Commodore 64 (or C64), aka the best computer you can get in like the 1980s.

She does all sorts of things on her computer, share art, talk to Julie, troll in chat rooms, play games, talk to Julie some more, look up recipes she’ll never do, order her food, and talk to Julie, of course!

^ she’s actually really goated at like most games, esp shooters

Her favorite food is microwave noodles :3

She really loves Julie. So so so much <3. She thinks shes the prettiest girl in the world and nearly faints every time she gets a kiss. They’re so cute. I’m not normally super into wlw ships being a dude, but these two are just- a- theyre so wholesome and cute and i love them they have a special place in my heart.

She owns a lock of Julie’s hair lol. Not because she was a creep and like snipped it when she wasn’t looking, Julie gave it willingly. it went something like this: “Julie your hair is really soft…” “Aw thanks.. do you want some of it lol?” “…kinda..” “why didn’t you just say that then, here..”

She really likes hyperpop and breakcore music! Julie thinks its weird, but loves her anyway lol. (I actually have a playlist dedicated to each character and Sally’s is mostly breakcore)

She was originally going to be a moon, but i liked the star better. I just like drawing the loopys

Sally smells like Julie because Julie regularly sprays her with perfume bc she smells kinda bad. (“Sally, I love you, but *spritz* thats better”)

Not-So Fun Facts

Sally is an addict. Mostly narcotics (cocaine), but she has a collection of prescription drugs, too.

She came to Home recovered, but Howdy got her hooked again

She regularly hallucinates being outside, despite not having left her house in about six years.

I imagine her hallucinations are really unnerving, like liminal space. Something just isn’t right.

Some people have argued with me that Sally shouldn’t “be in such good shape”, but shes really not. She’s just thin, doesn’t mean shes healthy, in fact she’s just thin because she regularly skips meals either because she forgets or because shes high. Cocaine skinny isn’t in shape, PSA lol

Sally’s house is really, really gross. Sally wears shoes all the time in her own house because you literally can’t see the floor anymore and she’s scared of what she’ll step on. Its all trash, boxes from packages, noodle containers, definitely does not smell pleasant.

She fears social interaction so much, if she were to overdose, she would rather die then call for help. Not even her survival instincts overpower her agoraphobia.

I don’t think I missed anything this time! Thanks for reading :D

[runwhileyoucan]

If no one is going to talk about the potential of the super cute family dynamic that muriel and the ineffible huabunda have...

I FUCKIN WILL

So i was rewaching s2 and i was like

"OMG MURIEL AND THE INEFFIBLE HUSBANDS IS SUCH A CUTE FAMILY DINAMIC"

So writed up some stuff mostly fluff but mit be angsty take it all in

（Sorry for the bad English not my first language ）

・Muriel always wears white because they wore as an angel but Crowley keeps on giving them red and jewellery because he likes black and red

・"Crowley “muriel what pronouns do you use？”

Muriel “what？”

Aziraphale “oh..of course（explains the consept)”

muriel“oh i think i like they/them”

Crowley“got it”

・Crowley keeps on buying sweets every time they go out on a walk because muriel never asks them self because they want to be selfless

・Aziraphael makes Crowley pay in the "swearing jaw" so Crowley is a good influence on muriel

・Nina “is that your kid？”

・Crowley “what！？well uh somethin like that”

・Muriel keeps on asking Crowley questions like"why does the moon glow" and because Crowley loves the stars and space stuff so much he goes on a rant and muriel's too plight to say stop. But it's quite interesting.

・Muriel likes Physical affection so Crowley gives lots of candles but Crowley giving hugs is very rare. So when they get a hug from Crowley they immediately go and tell Aziraphale.

・Muriel gets very upset that Crowley had to fall because he's so nice to them.

・Crowley secretly gives pocket money to Muriel but muriel didn't realise it was a secret and instantly tells Aziraphale about it.

・Cross azi

・Every time Crowley gest angry Crowley leaves the room not to scare/harm them with the smoke and lightning and god knows what

・muriel always wants Crowley to put his sunglasses off because they like lookin at his eyes

・Muriel“pleasessssss”

Crowley &Aziraphael “no！！”

・Muriel tries to teach Crowley to read better but Crowleys like “words hurt my eyes”（still tryes his best.）

・when all three of them go on Vacations people just assume they are family. AND THEY DON'T CORRECT THEM 

・Aziraphael reads to muriel before they go to sleep because Crowley made them believe bed monsters are real

・Muriel“the bed monster is going to get me！”

*Aziraphale glares at Crowley until he apologises*

・Crowley giving muriel a lift on the bentley to literally anywhere

・Crowley“Oi angels we are runnin late get in the bently RIGHT NOW”

・Crowley“Angel can you―”

Muriel & Aziraphael “yes？”

Crowley “oh uh sorry”

・Crowley giving all the food that he dosant like to muriel and azi being like “Crowley！eat your vegetables！”

・when muriel and Crowley fight（because azi and muriel can just talk it out） muriel says something like

“but that was mean！” and Crowleys like

“well i'm a demon” and muriel goes of to think of a reply and two hours later their like“but your a nice demon！”

and it goes on for theys antill Crowley gets bord or azi interfiers.

I love all of them smmm love this ineffible family（dont know if its the right name）

[class-1b-bull]

Class 1-b as random things me and my friends have said to eachother!

I tried to get everyone multiple times but some characters got more than others </3

There is a lot of cussing, name calling and mentions of virginity but dats about it. Plus a brief mention of drug dealing.

:] :] :]

Manga- BRO! IS THIS THE BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ULTRA ANYLISIS BOOK THAT LETS YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, THEIR QUIRKS, AND THEIR RELATIONS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS FROM THE SAME SERIES?! PUBLISHED BY HORIKOSHI, THE AUTHOR OF BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA, HIMSELF?!?!

Bondo- uh yea?

Manga- i knew you were cringe but a virgin? Do better man.

:] :] :]

Sen- WHERE THE FUCK IS CTRL+Z?!?!?

Awase- ctrl z dosent work on tattoos actually..

:] :] :]

Kuroiro - the atoms will align because im hot like that. *runs straight into a wall*

:] :] :]

Kamakiri - the riddle isnt that fucking hard your just dumb as shit.

Kosei - can I give them a hint?

Kamakiri - no, fuck you.

Awase - you had to high expectations for me and tokage when making this riddle.

Kamakiri - I litterally looked up riddles for kids.

Tokage - well im obviously not a kid so that probably why I cant figure it out..

Kosei - can I pleasssseeeeeee give them a hint.

Kamakiri - fine whatever.

Kosei - ASS!!

Kamakiri - you know what? Actually... shut the fuck up!

Kosei - its a good hint!

Kamakiri - no the fuck its not.

Rin - no actually thats a great hint. Want me to demonstrate?

Awase - what is there to demonstrate???

*litterally 3 1/2 hours later*

Tokage - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ASS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOON?!?!??!

AWASE - FUCKING MOONING!!!!!

:] :] :]

Kendo - just letting you know, your a great friend. And I really care about you.

Kodai - being nice to me wont change the fact that your ass at mario cart.

:] :] :]

Shiozaki - *running up to kendo full sprint* hey um- quick question, could jesus do a kick flip? SPECIFICALLY with the kids hello kitty skatebord that crack dealer tried to sell us...

:] :] :]

Shishida - I dont like gossip but I thought I should let you know that monoma thinks your a drug dealer...

Kosei - why? Is he a cop?

Shishida - no but-

Kosei - is he buyin?

:] :] :]

Shoda - *crying in a voice message to the class b group chat* I just got into a car wreak and the cop had to pull me out of my carrr *loud as sniff* while fucking doja cat was talking about sucking dick... and it was really embarrassing. Oh! And I broke my leg I guess but whatever.

:] :] :]

Pony - Want my autograph? Too fuckin bad bitch! Im Beyonce type famous now I dont have TIME for your annoying ass.

Kodai - what happened?

Komori - she got 15 likes on a tumblr post.

:] :] :]

Tetsutetsu - MEN CAN LACTATE?!?!?!

Kosei - *loudly starts playing carless whisper in the distance*

:] :] :]

Kamakiri - shut the fuck up I only came over to your house to watch madoka magica and pet your cat now where the fuck is kitty kitty bang bang?!

:] :] :]

Honenuki - hand.

...

Honenuki - HAND!

Kuroiro - TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST?! I aint ready for that kind of commitment man.

Honenuki - if you dont let me finish painting you nails I am going to kill your cat.

:] :] :]

Bondo - *crying while eating pretzels* he really did crank that soulja boy...

:] :] :]

Monoma - statistics show that I am better than you at litterally everything so riddle me this? If I am so fucking awesome why do I cry myself to sleep every night?!

:] :] :]

Reiko - that toddler is so fucking metal..

Like get it bitch. Tell your mom to fuck off for putting you in time out. Girlboss shit.

:] :] :]

Rin - that kid is litterally me.

Kosei - *earth shattering scream and falls off ceiling*

:] :] :]

Shiozaki - so is everyone that does crack jesus or just your mom?

:] :] :]

Shoda - thats a nice fucking rock...

Kodai - please dont fuck the rock...

:] :] :]

Awase - WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT REAL?!

Rin - awase why would sen have a LIVE jellyfish inside of a lava lamp...

Awase - he would if he wasent a beta cuck.

:] :] :]

Pony - if I give you $20 can you draw the dude from highschool musical pregnant? Its for my cousins birthday.

Manga - first of all what the actual fuc-

:] :] :]

Shiozaki - believe it or not. But being a man. Ok? And sucking another mans dick. BEFORE MARRIAGE. Hear me out on this one... Is slightly againt the great lord above.

Kodai - jesus?

Reiko - no, ace ventura: pet detective.

...

Reiko - specifically after he climbed out of the rinos ass, naked.

:] :] :]

Sen - bro what even is this? Its low key ugly as fuck.

Rin - thats litterally me...

Sen - daymn *sticks photo in pants* ANYWAYS-

:] :] :]

Shishida - I get everyone is trying to stay calm but twerking to the fire alarm wont stop the fire!

:] :] :]

Rin - cute dogs!

Kosei - *lifting his foot* thanks I moisturize~

:] :] :]

Pony - i knew something was wrong with you when you laughed at my joke but not in the 'I watched mean girls' type of way.

:] :] :]

Komori - *walking around the house frantically*

Reiko - we would be out the door already if you didnt kiss all of your plants goodbye..

:] :] :]

Awase - I couldn't even hear that because me and kosei were talking about how hot she was.

:] :] :]

*Rin buddled up in like 20 blankets in front of a fire place*

Kosei - hot girl shit. *dives into the pile and face plants right into his balls.*

:] :] :]

Manga - can I eat your knees tall man?

Bondo - no thanks.

Manga - what if I asked in a uwu voice?

Bondo - still no.

Manga - daymn... alpha male type shit.

:] :] :]

Rin - you realize i am a dude right?

Awase - guys can have long hair?

Sen - of course they can have long hair dipshit.

Kosei - who cares if rin used to be a girl?! Hes a guy now and thats all that matters!

Rin - no I was always a guy...

Kosei - its ok man :D ill always be your friend <3

[spoopydooblr]

My King Will Be Kind Chapter 10 / Kendall Roy x OC

an: ummmmmmmm dont hate me i love you all sorry its been so long ://////////// but alas. THE TAILGATE PARTY! and yeah, its a long one. and YEAH there's some angst...

tw: cursing, lukas being creepy per usual, a wee bit of angst

The next morning, Kendall got on a flight back to New York while Stella stayed in Los Angeles for a few meetings. Her pilot was done and she was going to meet with her literary agent. The Delirium cast also wanted to get together for "Friendsgiving", but it was really just a photo op with food. Not that she didn't love a photo op, but the hot topic at this year's feast was surely going to be Stella's new relationship.

Most of the cast, including Stella, was relatively unknown before the show aired, so when one of them was in the news, it was always talked about. Her costar went on a date with Gigi Hadid once six months ago and everyone still talked about it. Now Stella was dating a billionaire and entrenched in his infamous, fucked up family.

Especially if Ken and Roman got the company...

Now that she was with Kendall, she really never needed to work again. They both knew that. But work was fun and Stella yearned to have her own success.

Unfortunately, that meant attending Delirium Friendsgiving.  And about a hundred questions regarding Kendall.  The worst part was, everyone knew she had been developing and writing a show, yet no one asked about it.  

"How did you even meet?"

"I bet he has a giant dick."

"Did he buy you those earrings?  I've never seen you wear Cartier."

She tried to answer honestly, because that was the best policy, right?

It was a little weird to be the center of attention, but Stella couldn't help her blush every time someone asked her a question about Kendall.  Then there were the five shots she had taken.

"So, like, what's the endgame?"  A costar's boyfriend asked her.

Stella froze.  She had never let herself think of the future with Kendall because it didn't seem like there would be one.  Sure, it was fun and they had a good time together, but would they really last?  They laughed about their wedding, but did he actually plan on getting remarried one day?

But they were in love.  

Love so sweet it made her stomach turn.

It wasn't just a relationship she could get over.  He was going to be on her mind forever, driving her crazy.  

After a lull in the conversation, Stella mumbled and excuse and ran to the bathroom.

Kendall picked up on the second ring.  "Everything alright?"

"Yeah, uh, I just wanted to hear your voice."

Kendall smiled, and she can hear that through the phone.  "How's your friend giving?"

"Friendsgiving."  She corrected him.  "And it's good.  I miss you."

"I miss you too, baby.  I'll see you tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah."  She pauses, "I love you."  The alcohol she had been drinking that night was definitely kicking in.  Tears were threatening to fall.

"Are you, uh, okay?"  Kendall laughed knowingly.  "Are you drunk, honey?"

"God, I'm so sorry!  I'm so dumb. I--"

Kendall chuckled.  "It's alright."

"Someone asked me what our endgame was and it freaked me out."

"What the fuck is that?"

"Right!? So dumb."

"No, like actually.  What is that?"

"Oh."  She laughed.  "It's like our future."

"Why are you scared about our future?"

"I don't know..ugh...I'm just fucking drunk."

"Well, when I talk about the big wedding I'm being serious, you know that, right?"

She blushed.  "I know."

"Whatever you want, okay?"

"I know, Ken."

"The endgame is good, you got it?  Fuckin, uh, to the moon."

Stella laughed.  "I love you."

"I love you too.  See you tomorrow."

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The next morning Stella was hungover as fuck, slumped over in her seat on the semi-private. 

Even with her designer sunglasses on (thanks, Kendall) it was still way too bright.  Thankfully it wasn't a full flight and Kendall insisted on semi-private travel, but when she landed, Stella only had four hours to get ready for the Tailgate Party.

Delirium Friendsgiving just had to be the night before the election.

Kendall had to laugh when she showed up at the penthouse in sweats and sunglasses, still wearing makeup from the night before.

"How was your night?"

Stella reluctantly pulled her sunglasses off.  "Fun, but tiring."  She wrapped her arms around his neck, breathing in his scent.  It was getting hard to be without him and she didn't know what to think.

"The glam squad is here."  He pulled away, chuckling at her disheveled appearance.  Stella looked behind him, noticing that they were definitely not alone.  

"I guess I should probably get ready." She turned, "Fuck."

"What?"

"I totally did not bring an outfit." Stella started to panic.  It was at least twenty minutes on the subway to her place and then twenty minutes back--

"Well, good, because I got you one."

"Of course you did." Though she was disappointed in herself for not planning ahead, whatever Kendall got her was definitely nicer than whatever Zara pantsuit she had in her closet. 

"I need to shower, too."

Kendall raised his eyebrows at her.  

"We have less than four hours, Kendall.  Absolutely not."

He leaned in.  "I'll just have to eat your fucking pussy in the limo again, I guess."

"Rude!"  She gasped.  Pushing past him and to the shower.

"You'll miss me."

Four hours later, they were all glammed-out, driving through Manhattan in a fancy black SUV.  Stella kind of expected some oral, but Kendall insisted on explaining the ins and outs of who was attending the party.

"And then there's Matsson."  He grumbled, running his hand down her thigh.  "He's the fuck that's trying to buy us out.  The GoJo guy."

"Oh.  Is he definitely coming?" Stella could barely picture his face.  She remembered seeing him on Twitter.  Matsson was some hot Swedish guy with a tech app.

"No, but I just have this fucking...feeling."  Kendall looked out the window.  "He always seems to show up where he's not wanted."

"And you said Shiv and him are kind of close?"

"Yeah." He breathed.  "I don't know the details.  They're like, fucking or something."

"Didn't you say she was pregnant?"

"Me and Rome think so.  She hasn't been drinking and something is off and the whole fuckfest with Tom..."  He looked up at Stella, who was frowning.

"I'm sorry your family is like this."

"I know.  Me too.  But like, uh, we're the Roy's, so."

"I get it."

"And you know as much as I'd love for you to be on my arm all night, I have some fucking, uh, business to do."

"I know."  She ran her hand down his arm.  "I'll make some friends.  Maybe I'll hang out with Greg."

"Oh, God, please don't.  That guy's a fucking leech."

Stella laughed, "Isn't he family?"

"Unfortunately."

She was quiet for a second.  "Speaking of..."  she slid her hand over his. "My mom wants to meet you.  And my brother."

Kendall's stress seemed to melt away at her statement.  "They do?"

"Yeah, I mean, my mom's having Christmas in Westchester next month and my brother is bringing his husband."  She smiled.  "My family's quite small but it'll be fun."

"And they want me to come?"

Stella's grip tightened on his hand.  "Yeah, Ken.  They're obviously a little confused, but they want to meet you."

The last time he had Christmas with normal people was when he was dating Rava, but Kendall didn't share that with her.

He didn't really know what to say.  "Wow, Stell--"

"I know you probably have some Waystar party or family thing, but if you wanted a low-key Christmas, Westchester is available."

"I don't know what to say."  Kendall gave her that toothy smile she loved so much.  "It sounds amazing."  He kissed her sweetly, "With the shitshow that is the sibs right now, I doubt we'll be doing anything for Christmas."

"So it's a yes?"

"Tentative.  I'll text Jess."

"Of course."  Stella laughed, but she was relieved Kendall didn't laugh at the concept of the Holidays with non-famous people.

They were silent for a few minutes, listening to the rap Kendall always had on in the car.  Stella swore she could hear her heart beating.  The car slowed to a stop at a fancy high rise apartment building.  There were a few other cars around them, all with important-looking people stepping out.  

"You ready?"  Kendall asked, but her answer didn't matter.

She nodded, but spoke, "I still feel unprepared."

He grabbed her face gently and gave her a reassuring kiss.  "It'll be good, Stell.  Trust me."

Kendall got out first and held out his hand, as if she was making her grand entrance.  In reality, there were only like four photographers, which really didn't bother Stella at all.  It was a good launch.  Not too hard, not too soft.

Cameras flashed around them, but Kendall kept his grip on her hand.  He pulled her into the building as fast as he could, but obviously, pictures would be on the internet anyway.

"Well I guess you're my real boyfriend now."  She said, following him to the elevator.

"Welcome to the good life."  

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"Oh, good, you're here."  Roman said to Kendall, then looked to Stella.  "And so are you."  He faked a smile.  "Playing trophy wife tonight, are we?"

"Nice to see you Roman."

"I'm not gonna lie."  He said, "You've lasted longer than I thought.  Weathered the Daddy Death Storm."

Shiv stood next to him.  "Glad you're here.  It's become a little bit of a sausage fest."  She gave Stella a side hug.

Kendall smiled at her.  He knew how much his siblings' approval meant.  That being said, Stella knew the sibs needed their space. 

"I'm going to get a drink.  I'll see you later?"  She said to Kendall.

"Yeah, uh, when things quiet down I'll find you."  He kissed her.  "I love you."

Stella blushed, knowing Kendall's siblings were right there and were listening.

"I love you too."

Stella walked off, looking around for a waiter.  Though she was hungover, a drink was necessary to get through a night like this.  Sure, she could mingle, but could she impress some of the most powerful people in the city?  Her plan was to lie low and try to find Willa or, admittedly, Greg.  They were easy to talk to and their opinions didn't matter.  She didn't want to say the wrong thing to somebody important and fuck something up for Kendall.  

Luckily for Stella, Willa found her first.

"Stella!" She called from the couch, beckoning for her to come.

It was a relief knowing someone at the party actually wanted to talk to her.

"Hey!" Willa gave her a big hug.  "I was hoping you would be here tonight."

"Really?"

"Yeah.  It's nice having another...non-Roy...here."

"I get it.  It's overwhelming."

"How have you been?"  They sat together on the couch with their drinks.  "I wasn't sure if you'd be back after the wedding."

"No!  Your wedding was gorgeous, I was so happy to be there."

"We appreciated you staying."  She leaned in. "Don't say anything.  But Con was crushed."

"Yeah, I'm sure."

"I wanted to say,"  Willa gave her a reassuring smile, like the older sister Stella never had.  "We're in this together.  Everything you're going through, I had to do too.  This family is hard.  You're just lucky you didn't have to meet Logan."

Stella smiled back.  "Thanks, Willa.  I really appreciate that."

"I'm also really impressed with your work.  Have you ever thought about going into theater?"

Stella was a bit confused, but remembered Kendall's warnings about Willa and her play.  "Uh, I never really--"

"Everybody. Welcome one and all!"  Tom's voice squeaked into the penthouse.  "Uh, Ken, take it away."

Stella giggled at how little autonomy Tom had at his own party, in his own apartment.

"Thanks, Tom. Thank you.  Okay, welcome, everybody."  His voice boomed through the space, unlike Tom.  He had told Stella he was going to do a "small toast" at the beginning, but honestly she didn't know what Kendall's definition of small was. "All right. Who we got here? Who we got here?"

"Carly Flight.  Oh, shit.  All right, okay. The Pod Goddess.  Everybody watch out for her.  Careful what you say."  He earned a laugh from the room.  Stella was kind of starstruck that Carly Flight was there.  She used to listen to her podcast when she was driving back and forth to Delirium shoots.

Kendall continued.  "Larry, Mary. Lovely. Lovely to see you guys. Uh, who else is here? Who's here? Len. Len giveth and Len taketh away."  The crowd laughed again.  Stella's heart swelled with pride.  That was her boyfriend.  

"Watch out for Len. Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli, saw the polls this morning and moonwalked here."  Nate Sofrelli...that was a hot button name for the family, if Stella remembered correctly.  Ex-lover of Shiv and obvious enemy of Tom, but Ken had to shmooze with him big time that night.

"Our best to Gil and Jimenez."  Kendall laughed.  There was a beat before he cleared his throat.  "Uh, we have another special guest in attendance,"  He looked around the room before his eyes landed on Stella.  "My uh, very amazing girlfriend Stella is here."  The room quieted as everyone looked at her.  "Yes, you probably recognize her.  Delirium is up for a Golden Globe, right?"  There were murmurs around her.  Stella blushed, unable to look anywhere but to Kendall.  She raised her glass and nodded.  What else could she do?

"She's helped me get my head on straight these last few months, because, uh, it's our... it's our first tailgate party without the big guy.  But, uh, we're still gonna live it up.  As always, kettle corn, over there,"  He pointed to a bag of kettle corn with a few American flags sticking out.  "Will be shipped to whoever is closest to tomorrow's electoral count.  And, uh... Yeah, this is a tough one.  But, uh, we're all gonna stay sane, and we're all gonna stay friends.  Yeah?  Thanks to my sis for hosting."  He raised his glass to her.

The crowd erupted in cheers for Shiv, who raised her glass back to Kendall.

"We didn't know what to do this year.  Um...you know...we watch history. We make history, and then one day, we become it.  So, can I just... I'd like to ask you all for a moment of silence, if we could, in memory."  He bowed his head.  

Stella didn't necessarily feel comfortable sharing a moment of silence for the man that was Logan Roy, but she kept her mouth shut.  She didn't have to, though, because the door to the penthouse was thrown open, revealing a group of European-looking people.  Leading the pack was a tall, attractive blonde man wearing a golden tracksuit.  

Kendall faltered a bit, clearly thrown off by the presence of GoJo.  He recovered, putting on a fake, welcoming smile. "Uh, it's okay.  Hey, man.  So, VIP in the house.  Mr. Matsson, how are you?  Welcome."

They traded a few quips back and forth, but Kendall got control of the situation quickly and ended the toast.  Stella watched him stomp away, the Sibs on his toes.

Connor appeared, taking a seat next to Willa.  "Roman just offered me ambassadorship to drop out of the race."

"What?"  Willa looked shocked.  "You can't drop out."

"I told him that the UN is more my speed."  He looked at Stella and grinned.  The man was truly delusional.  

It made sense to her, though.  Mencken was Rome's candidate, and the ConHeads were taking votes away.  

"I think you should squeeze Rome for all he's got."  Stella said.  Not that she wanted Connor Roy anywhere near the UN, but watching Roman sweat and Mencken lose would be everything to her.  

"I think you're right."  Willa said.  "Ask for more, Con."

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Stella left Willa and Connor to talk more about his ambassadorship.  Maybe she could strike up a conversation with Carly Flight if she was able to get close enough.  She weaved her way through groups of people, getting more than a few glances.  Though it was Shiv's apartment, Stella kind of felt like the queen.  

Yelling from downstairs peaked her interest.  It sounded kind of like Greg, but he was...chanting?  A frustrated woman with dark brown curls stomped up the stairs.  Stella recognized her as one of Matsson's minions. The woman pushed past the crowd to the balcony, Kendall following her.  Stella felt an anxious pit in her stomach.  Her cheeks reddened a bit with jealousy.  Why was Kendall chasing after an attractive foreign girl?

Stella shook it off, but Kendall definitely followed the woman to the balcony alone.  Of course, it was probably business-related, but she couldn't help but worry.  Though she loved him, he had a habit of going towards shiny new things.  

Her half-drunken thoughts started to spiral when she heard her name being chanted like before.

"STELLA!  STELLA!  STELLA!"  She looked down the stairs to see Greg and Matsson sitting with some other men.  Shiv was right, it really was a sausage fest.

"Uh, hi?"  Stella crept down the stairs, giving the group a nervous smile.  Matsson had watched her descend from the stairs and now had looked her up and down.

"Kendall has good taste."  His Swedish accent pierced her eardrums.

"Excuse me?"  She something inside of her snapped.

"And she bites?"  He pretended to growl.  "Come sit."

The thought of Kendall and the GoJo woman flashed in her mind.

"Okay."  She said.  The only available seat was next to Matsson.

He turned to her and held out his vape.  Stella smirked, revealing her own.  She stuck it in her mouth and sucked for maybe a little too long.  Matsson eyed her every move.

"I've seen you before."  He said.  "Delirium fan edits do numbers on my app."

"They do."  There were millions of Delirium fancams and edits on GoJo.

"You watch them?"  Lukas moved closer to her.  "You like to watch yourself?"

"Maybe.  I think I'm quite good at my job."

"I think you are too.  But I think,"  he turned to his minion, "I think you could do better."

She raised her eyebrows at him.

"We're working on a streaming service--once we get Waystar."  

Greg started to speak, but Lukas cut him off.  "I think you could be a fucking star."

Stella bit her lip.  It was a little much, but she kind of liked it.  "You think so?"  She obviously was shitting him, but still, he fascinated her a bit.

"I do."

There were footsteps behind him and he moved away from Stella at the sound.  

"Oh, um, hello.  What the fuck kind of crossover is this?"  Shiv asked.  It was a weird group, for sure.  

"Hey! There she is!"  Matsson exclaimed.

"Hey."

"Welcome to the kid's table!"  He motioned to everyone.  

"Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?"

 "Oh, yeah. Is it time to up the periscopes?"

"Um, yeah."

"Sorry to break up the brains trust." 

Matsson nodded, then looked to Stella.  "My people will be in touch."

"Your people? Lukas what the fuck?"  Shiv said, dragging him behind her.

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Eventually Stella was sitting with Connor, Willa, Lukas, and the GoJo woman, who introduced herself as Ebba.

Lukas was getting more intoxicated, and with Ebba clearly upset with him, he sat next to Stella.  

It wasn't exactly her ideal seating arrangement.  

"Hey superstar."  He slurred.  "How'd Kendall Roy land someone like you, huh?"

"Lukas."  Ebba scolded.  

"I mean, everyone wants to know, right?"  Lukas said, his voice getting louder.  "You didn't meet on Raya, did you?"

Stella stared him down.  

"Or is it like a sugarbaby thing?  I'd be into that, for sure."

"It's not--"

"Well it's definitely his billions of dollars, but what else?"

"Maybe because he doesn't wear ugly tracksuits and last season's Nikes."  She spat at him.

"Again with the bite!"  He said.  "I like that."

"I'm sure you do."

"I know you think he's the future."  Matsson whispered.  "He's not."

"He is."  Stella insisted.

"You think once I claim the throne I can get the queen, too?"  Lukas leaned closer to her, staring at Ebba across the room.  

Stella inhaled.  A long time ago she swore to never let guys like him get to her.  

"You fucking wish."

"I do."  He turned his gaze to Stella, "You find me attractive, don't you?"

"Lukas!" Ebba shouted.  

"I think you're a douche."

"Ah, that's not what I asked."

She didn't think of a response before Roman interrupted and started to berate Connor.

"Everyone in this room thinks you're a fսcking joke."  He yelled, "So tell your "wife" to shut the fսck up, cover her shoulders, and pack a fսcking bag for Oman, okay?"

Kendall appeared behind him, putting his hands on Roman's shoulders.  "Rome. Rome."

Roman shook him off, glaring at Connor. Connor exclaimed that Willa was the only one who believed in him and he was going to continue to run.  

"You got my vote, a hundred percent, if I could vote."  Matsson laughed.  

Connor and Willa stormed off, leaving Stella and Matsson on the couch.  She immediately got up and walked to Kendall's side.  He glared at Matsson. 

"Hey." 

"Hey."  She smiled.  "How did everything go?"

"Uh, fucking, not sure."  Kendall laughed.  "I think good."

"Good." It was so nice to have him there, finally.

"How was your night?"

"Um."  She looked at Lukas.  His advances did kind of ruin her night.  

"We had a great time, right Stell?"  Lukas said, raising his vape.

Kendall's jaw tightened at the nickname.  

Stella rolled her eyes at Matsson.  "I'll tell you about it later, Ken."

Kendall tried to protest, but was interrupted by Lukas, who complained about New York.  They traded sarcastic comments, drawing a small crowd of onlookers.  Everyone wanted to get a piece of the action. 

"But you, man. Your numbers. Exploding, right? Like, literally unbelievable."

"Well, thank you. Thank you. And congrats to you as well, 'cause I hear your numbers are gay."

"My numbers are... are what?"

"Gay."

They retorted more, but ended up hugging.  Seeing Kendall hug the man who had been harassing her all night was the last straw.  

That was it for Stella.  She excused herself and kept walking, even when Kendall called after her.  It was just too fucking much.  She was drunk and high and hungover and wanted to go home.  Lukas was creepy and Kendall was only in business-mode.  Willa and Connor had left and Greg was bragging about firing Waystar staff.  People were offering up ambassadorship like it was candy.  Life was not supposed to be like that.  

She walked out of the building and caught a taxi, not bothering to say goodbye to anyone.  For the first time that night, she checked her phone.  

Of course there were thousands of notifications, all about her entrance to the party with Kendall.  They were official now, according to the media.

Great.

[pesterloglog]

Jake English, Dirk Strider

Page 633-636

JAKE: Fuck!!!

JAKE: Why did she have to go and build a moon laser!!!

JAKE: Why did she have to go and

JAKE: And SAY all that!!!

DIRK: It's not over.

DIRK: That moon laser doesn't mean shit.

JAKE: ...if theres no one to press the button?

DIRK: Boom.

DIRK: Or, you know.

DIRK: No boom.

JAKE: Her guard is down...

DIRK: And you have a gun.

JAKE: I have TWO guns.

DIRK: Let's be real, this wouldn't even be the first time you've thought of it.

JAKE: Its... an option.

DIRK: Or.

DIRK: You help her win the battle.

DIRK: Avoid baptizing the Earth with laser-fire.

DIRK: And she uses The Point, and the world doesn't end.

DIRK: Probably.

DIRK: Who the fuck knows.

JAKE: What should i do?

DIRK: I'm not gonna tell you.

JAKE: I already know youll want me to do whats heroic.

JAKE: But you wouldnt want me to kill jane either.

JAKE: Would you?

DIRK: Stop staring at me like I'm gonna tongue-kiss the answer into you, dude.

DIRK: You know what you need to do.

JAKE: But jane was right about me!

JAKE: I cant be trusted.

JAKE: I dont even like 99% of people.

DIRK: Then do it for one person.

DIRK: Aren't you tired of spreading yourself thin trying to believe in everything?

DIRK: Because it's looking pretty fuckin' likely that the future where Tavvy is happy and the future where Jane is alive don't coincide.

DIRK: You have to kill one for the other to survive.

JAKE: It sounds like youre gunning for her.

DIRK: It sounds like *you're* gunning for her.

DIRK: Say what you will about Dirk, but he always wanted you to be your best self.

DIRK: He pushed you hoping if he did it hard enough, you'd push back.

DIRK: That's a far cry from whatever neutered domestic purgatory Jane's offering you.

DIRK: Wasn't it nice to be believed in, man?

JAKE: Ugh.

JAKE: Can i make an honest query?

JAKE: Did i really kill him?

DIRK: Hm.

JAKE: I did, didnt i?

DIRK: Common sense says no.

JAKE: Cant you swing that one by your esoteric telepathic dirk connection?

DIRK: That's a tricky fuckin' wicket, man.

JAKE: Its "sticky wicket".

DIRK: It's nothing, because that's a stupid fucking phrase cooked up by fake people about a fake sport from a dead planet.

DIRK: Anyway, it's tricky because there's not really all that much of anything left of the big man.

DIRK: Not here, anyway.

JAKE: Oh, baloney!

JAKE: Thats not how this works. Youre the supernatural tsaheylu of our combined "steezes".

JAKE: This isnt my first ride in the rodeo, mister, I KNOW THE RHYTHM OF THIS BUCKING BRONCO.

JAKE: HES STILL HERE, DAMMIT!

DIRK: I'm sorry.

DIRK: He's gone, dude.

JAKE: OH FUCK OFF.

JAKE: YOU CHARLATAN.

DIRK: Yeah.

JAKE: HORSES ASS.

DIRK: Get it all out, man.

JAKE: YOU MALEVOLENT MASCULINE MALFEASANT.

DIRK: I know a crisp glass of personal culpability isn't what you ordered, but hey.

DIRK: It's better than relapsing.

JAKE: Im drunk right now.

DIRK: And that sucks, buddy.

DIRK: But I'm talking about the big show of "everything's fine now" kitchen table red undie dirty dancing you did.

JAKE: Oh, i forgot about that.

DIRK: You fuckin' wish you did.

DIRK: It'd be the only reasonable excuse you'd have for nipping this uncomfortable epiphany in the bud so you could slink back to following orders from Dirk.

JAKE: ...

JAKE: Gods hooks, i backflipped right into my old ways!

DIRK: Don't beat yourself up about it. It's a running theme with literally everybody we know.

DIRK: You all get caught up in these feeling jams, hugging it out in self-realizational bliss.

DIRK: Then, bam.

DIRK: Premature ejaculation.

DIRK: That passionate growth grind ends before it builds to anything actually satisfying.

JAKE: :(

JAKE: Are you saying i need to be red undies jake again?

DIRK: Absolutely the fuck not.

DIRK: Hands off the belt, buddy. You've graduated.

DIRK: You're fully dressed Jake now.

DIRK: Sitting on the sticky floor of a custodial closet, hidden away from anything certain and good in this world.

DIRK: Alone.

JAKE: This is scary! I dont like this.

DIRK: Fuck yeah it is. This is sweaty, achey, burning transformation, brother.

JAKE: I want to go back! I want to be the other guy again.

DIRK: You can't be the other guy anymore, Jake.

DIRK: We're sending him upstate to live on a beautiful farm, where they're gonna immediately drag him out back and put him out of his fucking misery.

DIRK: Remember when you told Egbert you wanted someone to hold you accountable?

JAKE: No.

DIRK: Well.

JAKE: Nooooooo.

DIRK: "Here's Johnny!"

JAKE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

JAKE: Oh...

JAKE: *sniff*

JAKE: Oh, dirk...

JAKE: Cripes, if there really is no magical component to all of this,

JAKE: if youre really gone,

JAKE: then i am simply a forty year old man... being led by the nose... by an imaginary friend.

JAKE: That is not cute.

DIRK: It's kind of cute.

JAKE: No!

JAKE: Its mental illness!

DIRK: It can be both.

DIRK: Look.

DIRK: What you need to do is stop sobbing into your own fucking arms and make a decision.

DIRK: Spying for the rebellion, running away... these were steps in the right direction, but they also had, y'know.

JAKE: Plausible deniability.

DIRK: They were deflections.

DIRK: And at the end of the day, that's what choosing Jane would be, too.

JAKE: Its odd, but...

JAKE: Shucks, i dont want to cut her down right before she makes this big turnaround.

JAKE: If shed decided to keep her promise...

JAKE: thatd be bitter fucking berries to live with.

DIRK: But?

JAKE: But she probably wont change, will she?

DIRK: Why in the fuck would she?

DIRK: She'll have won.

JAKE: But... i dont think she was meant to be this way. Do you?

DIRK: Like, was she born to be a wildly racist dictatorial cake boss?

JAKE: Ok, when you put it that way it sounds a bit bonkers.

JAKE: What i mean is...

JAKE: Take me, for example.

JAKE: I know its not my fault janey got a bit rough and tumble with our relationship. That fundamentally, i didnt deserve it.

JAKE: But that doesnt exactly make me a mensch by default, does it?

JAKE: In fact i worry there might be more of me thats, well... inherently bad than not.

JAKE: And thats why everything tends to get so furiously fucked all the time!

JAKE: Everyone is waiting around for this better version of me to pop up, but thats never going to happen.

JAKE: Because if it did, it wouldn't be me anymore.

DIRK: So, are you trapped being Mr. Pissy Pantyloos Loser Man no matter what?

JAKE: Sort of.

JAKE: What do you think?

DIRK: I don't know.

DIRK: Maybe?

JAKE: Oh...

DIRK: Who even gives a fuck?

DIRK: This is some big philosophical philandering you're trying out, and we didn't even finish elementary school.

DIRK: The best we've got to work with is whatever you gleaned from "My Dinner with Andre" and "Blade Runner."

DIRK: And you fell asleep during "Andre."

JAKE: Point taken.

DIRK: Here's what we do know: when you face our friends tomorrow, they're gonna be none-the-wiser about the insane masturbatory matrix bullet time battles you've been having with yourself in your own head.

DIRK: What will be real to them is what you DID.

DIRK: That's it.

DIRK: Show them you're trying.

DIRK: Or don't, and get left behind.

JAKE: Good god...

JAKE: This is the worst pep talk... ever.

DIRK: It's you, dude, what did you expect?

JAKE: True.

DIRK: Do you want to be left behind?

JAKE: No!

JAKE: I want to see tavvy grow up!

JAKE: I want to choose him!

JAKE: But i want to believe in jane too...

DIRK: Sigh.

JAKE: Listen.

JAKE: I never really understood all that much of the "doomed timeline" hoopla you cerebral types tend to gab on about.

JAKE: But... its nice to think that there might be countless janes somewhere out there who never stopped being happy.

JAKE: Baking, getting up to all manner of lighthearted mischiefs... true blue all around.

JAKE: When i think of her, thats whats real to me.

JAKE: What she is now, what these rotten unenviable circumstances have made of her, its all just...

DIRK: Happenstance.

JAKE: Is that stupid?

DIRK: Probably, but you're a god of Hope.

DIRK: You're a poster-child for making stupid shit feasible.

DIRK: And no one has the power to say what's true for every Jane.

DIRK: I'm sure if you asked a couple of them how they feel about labor camps and domestic violences, they'd hit you with a "Woah there, buster jones."

JAKE: "Thats not for me!"

DIRK: "No siree!"

JAKE: Hehehe.

JAKE: Exactly.

JAKE: If i can believe in those janes,

JAKE: i think i can let this one go.

DIRK: Extravagant hoops to stumble through just to keep believing, man.

DIRK: It's sneaky. I like it.

JAKE: Its decided then?

DIRK: Seems so.

DIRK: You can finally leave the closet.

JAKE: Har, har.

JAKE: Goofs aside, old buddy...

JAKE: I get the strange sense i wont be speaking with you again.

DIRK: You won't. Why would you?

DIRK: You're normal now.

JAKE: But-

DIRK: You don't need him.

JAKE: It feels good to pretend, though.

JAKE: To hold on a little while longer.

DIRK: Don't.

JAKE: Fine! Fine...

JAKE: Hope is the crummiest aspect of the lot, huh.

JAKE: I swear the only time its worth a lick more than delusions and hot air

JAKE: is if it really fucking hurts.

DIRK: Welcome to being a person, Jake English.

[edsheerankinnie]

favourite less common mlp ship? also if you want to rant about them please do!!!!

ooh this is a tuff one bc i dont have a FAVORITE favorite per say. but there are a couple i do enjoy!

soarburn: ok so i actually wrote a fic on this! Ik theres absolutely no basis for this in or outside of the show, but part of what makes it so fun is imagining all the interactions they COULD have. I mean, think about it, Braeburn's super extroverted, charming, and hospitable; Soarin's an accomplished athlete, plus hes friendly and simplistic--kind of reminds me of their female counterpart (appledash). Like guys imagine Soarin in his suit and Braeburn ~flirting~ w him.. ouhhh imagine their banter !!

lunajack: ok ive actually seen some rlly good takes that got me on this ship! If i didnt hc Luna as aroace it'd 1000% be one of my top ships of all time. They could have such a good princess x pauper dynamic, a high society royal x simpleton farmer union. Plus like others have said, Applejack is one of the most people ponies ever and has this inherent, idk kindness?? and Luna meanwhile has this huge distance from others because of her years of exile, her particular role as a princess, and all of the walls shes built up from the guilt of nightmare moon. She was one of the first ponies to try and connect to luna in the most welcoming way possible despite her aura that one time she visited ponyville. Hell even luna called her "fair Applejack" at some point😭 like u cannot tell me aj's heart didnt at LEAST skip a beat😭. imagine being a farmgirl just hangin out in a scarecrow fit on nightmare night and the literal goddess of the moon calls you "fair" in return for some of your help, im weakkhjghfhgjfg

sugarmacbra: So actually im (sort of) writing a fic on this. The only reason it exists is bc i recently found out big mac is canonically bi and polyamorous (at least according to his VA), and im a sucker for a good polycule. That added with sugarmac (which i adore) and the fact that King Sombra is literally also bi, i was like, hey, what if we combined these elements, right?? Anyways, im not so much a fan of the dynamic that exists so far as i am of the idea of big mac in the most bisexual polycule ever, but who knows? maybe ill continue the fic and create the most life-changing heart-wrenching three-way pony love story

Cadance x Shining Armor x King Sombra (their ship names suck😭): Speaking of polycules, this one has a lot of potential. Sure, shining Armor is the straightest guy alive, but if we could pretend hes bisexual for a minute, i think him and Sombra in particular could have a LOT of chemistry. Plus given how hes basically smitten w his wife, i love the idea of him being in love w BOTH of them, like, more love for the golden retriever himbo !! Ik its not a super fleshed out especially on cadance's end, but the potential is there. Also, this ship has nothing to do w *that* ao3 fic (and if u dont know what im talking about i promise u dont need to see it. its gross).

somburn: I think we can all agree on braeburn giving massive fruit vibes, plus his overall personality. I was actually really inspired by this one post. I kind of need this to be real now. I love the idea of this evil fuckin guy having a sweet spot for plain ol Braeburn, who in contrast chooses not to see sombra as an evil threat but instead a smexy hot hunk. And to top it off, he "tames" Sombra/Sombra sort of changes for the better to be w him? Honestly its so cute.

anddd thats all i can think of atm lol. this took me way longer than i expected to answer

[tonguetyd]

☕ Pioneer record by a band called The Maine

LETS FUCKING GO! GET READY TO GET INFODUMPED BABY!

Pioneer is the third studio album by a band called The Maine and it shOULD NOT EXIST!!

So in late 2009 TM got signed to Big Huge Record Company Warner Music. Yeah. The bugs bunny guys. Warner. THAT Warner. Because Warner saw them as five guys they could market and get some money from the neon/emo scene that admittedly was kinda fading and moving towards more of the indie vibe you associate with the early 2010s.

So while on that label they recorded Black and White which while it HAS GOOD SONGS. JUSTICE FOR B&W! is…definitely not people’s favorite. Because they lost…almost all creative control during that record. Everything was a cowrite with people they had never met and it was a clusterfuck because nobody *got* who TM was and it was clear on the record.

And TM, being the humans they are, said this isn’t genuine it’s not us and we DONT want to do this again!

…so they said fuck you warner, moved all of their gear from Arizona to Texas, hid out (LITERALLY! HID! IN SECRET!) from *EVERYONE* and recorded like. Fucking…idk 30 songs? In SECRET!!! Without anyone knowing!!

And so they went to the label and were like “hey we’ve made this, and we think it fucking rocks” BECAUSE! IT! DOES! I will come back to this. But the record company was like “…we can’t sell this shit.” And we’re going to force them back into this box of control. And they. FOUGHT. Over it. They were gonna put it out under a different name at one point I think.

Finally they put up such a stink and wrote a fucking SCATHING letter to the directors of the label and were like “either you let us out of our contract or we break up and you lose even more money” and they were like. …fine.

And so The Maine were free with this DOPE ASS record and went well. Okay then. We’ll do it ourselves. We have the fanbase for it. Here you go

And that is how *THE MAINE*’s label 8123 was born! And that’s where 8123 comes from and it really the first time that there was a real community around this band. It was no longer fans and band. With Pioneer it became *us*.

And that’s what the entire record is about. It’s about struggle and not knowing your place and being told no and saying it doesn’t matter. Saying that I’ve got people behind me and if we just keep acting like we did when we were young then we’re at home.

“If we’re lost. At least it’s together.”

Which is a line that is TECHNICALLY not on this album (it’s on a b-side reimagine of one of the album tracks but!). And it’s a line I have said COUNTLESS times in tags especially in the last couple of years because that is what the years have BEEN like. None of us have any idea what the FUCK is going on lately. And all we fucking have is each other.

We are lost. We are submerged. We are drifting.

But we are together.

And that is the point of it all and while not explicitly the main point of Pioneer specifically it is absolutely the point of The Maine. And it’s where THAT thesis of the band really started to take hold.

Because it was a secret! It was an act of rebellion! It shouldn’t exist! But it does and it’s because *ALL OF US* have made it exist. It was fought for and supported and loved.

We bought the last plane ticket to the end of the world. And this record was what awaited us. And it opened the door for everything TM has done and became since then. And is so important to MY life because it is what solidified “no. I’m in this shit for life” with TM.

It is the record that gave me something to believe in. It still gives me something to believe in fuckin…13? Years later.

I’m still running with those wolves and we’re all howling at the moon.

Awooooooo