#wheezing sounds

[salamispots]

mom while setting up mahjong: aren't you going to be uncomfortable sitting sideways like that in the chair?

me: do you not see me sitting like a little gargoyle in my computer chair

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

[gomzdrawfr]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Oh Barnaby! Ain't he just the most generous soul, Bog??

AHAHAHA WIDDY-

[saintobio]

♱ as you like it | sneak peak.

[dare i share one of my favorite lines on this oneshot :’) yes, only a oneshot you guys. it’s a pretty long one, but sy is still the only on-going series i have.]

Your heart, once brimming with devotion, now lay shattered at your feet. All your life, you have loved him. All your happiness and tears, you have devoted to him. You had stood by his side through every trial, every conquest, only to be deemed unworthy of bearing his legacy. The sting of rejection seared your soul, igniting a fierce resolve within your wounded spirit.

With a voice trembling through a mixture of sorrow and defiance, you met his gaze. “Fair enough,” you whispered, your tone laden with a sorrowful resignation. “If it is a concubine thou seek, then so be it. But a divorce, will I not honor. And know this, my lord,” you declared, your voice rising with a newfound strength, “I am the Empress. The only one. There is none within this empire akin to me, for a worthless, lowly concubine shalt not depose this Empress Y/N of Caleum thou wouldst so readily compromise.”

And in that solemn proclamation, you turned away, your stolid mien masking the shattered pieces of your fractured heart.

His countenance remained stoic as he observed your departure, sighing inwardly as you exited his study. Although no longer offering a response, Satoru found himself unable to deny the truth of your words. Nor the power in which you presented them. Your presence lingered in his thoughts, holding sway over him in a manner he could not fathom.

[xclowniex]

If committing a specific crime makes someone a terrorist, then everyone who commits that exact crime is also terrorist, no one gives a fuck that a government of a random country half-way across the world says the only certain type of people should be considered terrorists but other type of people shouldn't be considered terrorists for committing that crimes 10x folds.

Brooooo tell me you don't understand law without telling me you don't understand law.

If I kill someone, it's the same act regardless of if it's manslaughter or murder, but those are two separate crimes.

Mens Rhea and Mens Actus are two integral part when it comes to law. Intention and action. This comes into play with most laws, including terrorism laws. Wow shocker who would've thunk that laws be lawing.

Also, "random country" bro, that's where I live.

"I don't care about the laws you have to follow. We should all be following my utopian idea of laws" - literally what you sound like

[smokbeast]

sneaks into your house to do this

[dellain]

[ladybugkisses]

y'know i didn't really think about the when or where of ♥️ that ♥️ pic because i literally just wanted to draw an old-timey swimsuit, but i did think about Rocky fighting off a seagull off-screen

[salamispots]

read a manga and went a little bonkers

[ms-scarletwings]

He angy, surly, petulant even

[silverraes]

sir that is unhinged behavior. please continue.

[gomzdrawfr]

Gomz. Gom-z? Gomez. GOMEZ?

Gomz /gohmm-z/

noun

A Panda that draws on the internet, is obsessed over fictional men and made up characters in her head "Gomz is known to go insane about John Price"

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

now...there are 2 ways Barnaby can react to his missing arm option 1: "WHERE [no no word] IS MY ARM??!!"

or option 2: "oh...erm...my arm's missing...ain't that....something..."

secret third option, actually!

"huh... guess i'm all right now"

[cant-have-shit-in-gotham]

So my Boss is curr’ntly passed out on my blood couch an’ has been since I dug ‘im outta a dumpster across the city three hours ago.

“Why should I care?” Ya ask?

Well.

My Boss just so happ’ns ta be the sc’urge a Gotham’s underworld, th’ Red Hood. He also happ’ns ta make adorable li’l wheeze-whines when ya try ta move ‘im. I’m half tempted ta move ‘im to th’ normal couch (he’s stitched up good enough that he ain’t really bleedin’) jus’ ta get a recording.

He sounds like a kicked puppy.

The Red Hood

A kicked puppy