You can stop trying to find the best Kate Middleton joke, because it's here:
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excitedly waiting for this
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every single episode with kate stewart is just
kate: oh my god it's my friend the doctor i love the doctor [immediately experiences 40 minutes of intense trauma]
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“Our child will always be a Bridgerton, but I should like them to know they are a Sharma as well” 💜🩵
the way this line lives in my mind rent free, like you don’t understand; the weight, the sentiments, the implications, in this essay i will—
ANYWAYS, i really hope to see baby Edmund in S4 👀
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Deeply obsessed with how Anthony Bridgerton will do anything and everything for the vibes, the ambience and to set the mood for his wife
Why did he lift Kate up halfway to the ceiling just to simply set her down on the desk? THE MOOD, THE AMBIENCE, THE VIBES
Why did he scatter the papers after setting her down as opposed to clearing the desk beforehand? THE MOOD, THE AMBIENCE, THE VIBES
Because of course scattered papers are an essential aspect to heir-making on a desk!!!
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Dick: What matters is the family—wait, I sound like a mafia guy, don’t I? Uh…I have a duty…not to kill? Sure, Bruce, I’ll go with that.
Jason: You’re either with me or against me. Uh, I mean…you’re either good or you’re evil. I’m not Anakin, I promise. Anyway, I protect good and get rid of evil.
Steph: I go with my gut. That’s all the morals I need. You’re just a spoilsport, B. But unfortunately it’s not worth fighting your stupid code.
Tim: Morals are so confusing. I’m just gonna outsource. *snatch* Batman’s code is mine now.
Cass: Everyone is a person. Every person is a world of feelings. The worst crime is destroying that world. No killing.
Damian: Father is an idiot. However, he is also my father. Following the code of one’s family is honorable.
Duke: I didn’t sign up for murder. I signed up to kick ass.
Barbara: Look, any moral code is, by nature, arbitrary. For our own sanity, which is already lacking, we don’t kill.
Kate: We need to win this war. Unfortunately, I’m part of Batman’s army family, which means that I need to play by the rules.
Bruce: Sunk cost fallacy. Uh, I mean…justice not vengeance? Plus I’m like one loophole away from falling off the deep end.
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Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.
Dick: yeah why?
Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-
Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains
Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
Dick: ...Jay?
Jason: what?
Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.
Jason: ...
Dick:
Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK
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If X-Men '97 was set in the present day you just know Morph would be popping down to the local store as Kate Middleton just to mess with everyone.
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All the covers I painted for “Deal With a Demon” series by Katee Robert so far. More to come!
┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴ Just something for my monster appreciators
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Toby specifically stalks this elderly lesbian couple because one of them started spouting off nonsense about demons and slendy wants them to stop poking their noses in the paranormal.
Toby decides to purposefully make it obvious they’re being stalked by a real person instead of haunted, but he just further convinces both of them that they have a demon in their home. Nothing he does works and he doesn’t really wanna kill them. Starts sending them emails saying giving the demons attention gives them more power.
The ladies give ignoring the “demon” a shot, so he stops purposefully breaking into their house and moving stuff around and scaring them. Now they truly believing ignoring a demon is how to stop a haunting. They no longer stick their nose in the paranormal. This is a successful Toby mission. And he stole a lot of money and jewelry in the process. Extra Toby points
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