#where's the TOMFOOLERY

[torchickentacos]

So my sister and I were talking and this happened (a masterpiece made in 30 seconds) (long tags)

[latenightsundayblues]

A little sketch of their halloween party. I firmly believe billy would adore patrick bateman and be so annoying about it. He'd try to recreate his speech patterns and get irrationally angry when people (stu) called him gay because of the skincare routine for a big chunk of his teenage years until he came to his senses and realized it was pretty cringy.

Alternatively:

Billy usually keeps to himself at big parties like these, but in this one, a good amount of their classmates were particularly impressed by the realism of the fake blood on his costume. He was proud of it too, but unfortunately needed to shed the coat off in the bathroom after a while. The metallic smell was starting to get people suspicious. He just hoped no drunk teenager would stumble into the basement and open the big chest they had sitting hidden in the corner. How much time does it take for rot to eat through leather? If Billy and Stu were lucky, not enough to tick anyone off for the night.

[theloveinc]

Gojo smiles that smile. The one that curls his lips ever so slightly at the corners, and barely wrinkles his brow as it drags itself upward. The one that taunts with endless questions with no clear answers… with his chin in his palm, his bangs dripping down the tilt of his face, and his dark glasses slipping, too.

“Am I not a nuisance?” he asks, he tests, he trials, waiting for you to stumble, to fall, to berate him for being the spiteful person that he knows very well everyone secretly loves.

Instead, you raise your own brows in question. Inhale, almost in a deep sigh. Then you tilt your chin in and laugh.

“Our lives nearly end every day and you think I find you a nuisance? The people I love have been murdered only for you to ask if you’re the nuisance?” You roll your eyes. “Don’t kid yourself, Satoru. You could never be the problem.”

[arise-children-angel-is-here]

Nom nom it's bad but will do 👍

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

I've only seen this concept in a few or so fanfics so I don't know if its a trope or not, but the alternate universe idea that the summoning ritual didn't work or smth so mo xuanyu starts LARP-ing as wei wuxian instead, SOMEHOW tricking lan wangji, and nabs him as his husband is the most horrendously funny and traumatizing idea I have ever heard. Like, I feel physically ill while also endlessly amused. Like, what the fuck?? Just what the fuck. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry type beat.

[snackugaki]

boys from the bay: the bullying

The Hit List pt. 4 ; pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3

or When I Learned About The Height Of The Bay Turtles

i could’ve drawn my pretty little sky girl to deal with the heat like the last two times but no, i chose violence

inside every cute little cat mascot is just a little fucked up creacher

....and i have been misspelling my own goddamn username THIS ENTIRE ✨TIME✨

[brainworms-all-night-long]

So you rember my seemingly out of pocket trio of sillies composed of Nine Night and Nimona yea, I has been thinking abt them again, but than it morphed into an idea for comic cannon corrupted Nightmare that Eggman dug out somewhere idk don't question it for now, and made a deal to work together where Eggman does his thing and Nightmare goes off to torture the tiny traumatized animals (Sonic and co.)

[weednutz]

btw anyone who calls themself catkin missed out on the objectively better term, grimalkin

[itsevansart]

heehoo spotified miles. dunno what else to tell ya

make my day by reblogging and not reposting!

[coolguyonemillion]

(Letting out a long wistful sigh) it’s like no one wants to get into shenanigans anymore

[ganymedesclock]

blood star

[lorekeeper-backset]

[detaryuu]

By jove I have got to get more whimsical

[gifti3]

Asmo is that bad bitch u manage to bag and you put up with their toxic traits cause you think ur not gonna find anyone else even remotely as cool as them

[mageofminge]

please remind me to refrain from going on the weezer subreddit ever again bc i just had a very strange, somewhat funny, but ultimately massively time-wasting experience.

first of all i came upon this post which,,,,

ok fair play bc of the oscar wilde shirt ig????

and then the comments under it include stuff like

real i fully agree i like the way you think reddit user bebjanmnin

hUh??? i mean he does have the vibes of being a foot fetishist but those were rivers's toes???

oh im intrigued please tell me the full story with details, dialogue, and evidence documenting this encounter if you have it.

WHAT.

honestly not that surprised tho he does give off those boomer typa vibes

and then finally, this thread also did me a disservice by reminding me of the existence of this video:

in conclusion, if you wish to preserve your sanity and also not procrastinate studying for finals;;;; avoid the weezer subreddit at all costs.