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candikin · 1 year

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How Lexi is like in the timelines (in order of when they happened in LetterTale)

Toppat King

Relationship with Henry: no anger towards eachother, just plain friends

Relationship with Ellie: Friends, but Lexi secretly still has very slight feelings for her, but knows she has to move on

Relationship with Reginald: Dating <3

Relationship with Charles: She captured Charles again due to orders from Henry, currently have a very depressing relationship despite barely talking

Relationship with Sven: Basically just like siblings

Triple Threat

Relationship with Henry: Confusion, after all she trusted him... what went wrong?

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Haven't seen eachother since his arrest, she wonders what his final letter meant and is planning to break out of the Wall and find/help him

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: Their cells are right next to eachother, so they talk to eachother through the walls, constantly get in trouble for this

Toppat 4 Life

Relationship with Henry: Skeptical, she is questioning why he resetted and Henry is questioning why Lexi is acting strange

Relationship with Ellie: Haven't seen eachother, but Lexi has a plan to break her out (and fails)

Relationship with Reginald: Dating, but Lexi starts to get concerned due to the recent reset

Relationship with Charles: Very hateful, Charles is confused with Lexi and Lexi feels like she eventually has to kill him

Relationship with Sven: N/A

Special BROvert Ops

Relationship with Henry: Extremely confused, but can't decide if he's just confused or is actually a bad person

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Haven't seen eachother since his arrest, and truly wants him back... but she's alone and knows she can't help him

Relationship with Charles: Despises him and Charles is confused of why Lexi joined the clan and feels betrayed

Relationship with Sven: Also wants to help Sven escape, but knows she can't

Stickmin Space Resort

Relationship with Henry: Hates him, but can't do anything about it because everybody else likes him

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Misses him, but doesn't know what happened to him

Relationship with Charles: Has seen him once or twice, but they haven't talked

Relationship with Sven: Best buds, always tries to get on the same shift as him despite working completely different jobs

Pardoned Pals

Relationship with Henry: Is extremely confused with him in her last moments

Relationship with Ellie: Despises her, and feels extremely betrayed by her

Relationship with Reginald: Dating but... they are both dead lol

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: N/A

Toppat Recruits

Relationship with Henry: Plans on killing him, which is why she's always in every mission he's in

Relationship with Ellie: Plans on killing her as well, luckily Ellie joins every mission Henry's in

Relationship with Reginald: Dating, but Reginald is confused as to why Lexi is acting very... off

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: Sven starts to worry about Lexi acting off, so he constantly tries to learn information from the other toppats as to why

Jewel Baron

Relationship with Henry: Hateful, very very hateful

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Uh... were dating but Lexi died and if Reg lived or not is unknown

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: N/A

Master Bounty Hunter

Relationship with Henry: Despises him and is planning to kill him

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Misses him dearly, but is too focused on Henry to help Reg escape

Relationship with Charles: Killed him after what happened to RHM

Relationship with Sven: Left the Toppat Clan after the incident, but still is on good terms with him

Cleaned 'Em Out

Relationship with Henry: Suspects Henry for stealing all their stuff, and is confused to why he did that

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Misses him dearly, but due to being busy can't help him, so she just wonders on over and over to what his last letter meant

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: Helps Sven by constantly stealing stuff without fail, and listens to Sven's worries and rants

Free Man

Relationship with Henry: Is planning to kill him, but doesn't know where he is

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Wants to help him, but currently busy finding Henry even if she took one of the last escape pods to earth

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: N/A

Little Nest Egg

Relationship with Henry: Despises him, but can't do anything about it

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: Given up all hope of helping him

Relationship with Charles: N/A

Relationship with Sven: Very damaged, and haven't talked since what Henry did. Sven misses Lexi

Valiant Hero

Relationship with Henry: N/A

Relationship with Ellie: N/A

Relationship with Reginald: N/A

Relationship with Charles: Misses him dearly, but can't show she cares about his death

Relationship with Sven: Constantly cries with Sven

Toppat Civil Warfare

Relationship with Henry: Despises Henry, but is actually "on" Henry's side so she can frame him for murder

Relationship with Ellie: Is slowly starting to hate her, and is planning to kill her and frame it so it looks like Henry and his friends killed her

Relationship with Reginald: Is worried to as where he went

Relationship with Charles: Charles found Lexi but doesn't want to kill her as Lexi was his childhood friend, Lexi doesn't know about this

Relationship with Sven: Extremely damaged, Sven just wants to know what happened but Lexi is extremely angry and biased that she barely talks to Sven anymore

Revenged

Relationship with Henry: glad Henry's dead, but misses the whole clan... was it worth it Lexi? You got what you wanted

Relationship with Ellie: N/A, but wants to talk to her eventually, glad she went missing because that means she has a chance of living

Relationship with Reginald: Heard his last words and though she knows he wasn't talking to her, felt like it also fit to what she was like in the routes. Absolutely devastated he's dead

Relationship with Charles: He found Lexi and she was the only one they could make into a cyborg, and made her work for the government. Lexi wishes he just left her to die

Relationship with Sven: N/A

#slightly inspired by androidcharles #slightly #henry stickmin #henry stickmin oc #the henry stickmin collection #henry stickmin au #thsc #thsc au #lettertale #lexi mary

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thdilettante · 1 year

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the dilettante, earl of allington and, in some people's view, the concubine's wastrel

penned by velvet for @bloodydayshq

BULLETPOINTS:

name: thomas wyatt age/dob: fifty-five / 12th september 1503 status/rank: earl of allington country of origin: england place of birth: allington castle, kent birth order: second mother & father: sir henry wyatt ✟ & lady anne skinner ✟ siblings: henry wyatt (premature) ✟, margaret lee (nee wyatt) ✟ sexuality: heterosexual? horoscope: virgo virtues: passionate, sympathetic, eloquent vices: disloyal, over-imaginative, perverse martial status: married to dowager queen anne boleyn issue: thomas wyatt the younger (1521-1554) ✟ henry darrell ✟ francis darrell, edward darrell ✟ alliance(s): the tudors, the boleyns adversaries: not many, tbh

TIMELINE:

1503 — born at Allington Castle, Kent 1508 —Margaret Wyatt is born 1515 — made "Sewer Extraordinary" at Henry VIII's court 1516 — attended St John's College, Cambridge 1518 — graduated with a Bachelor's degree 1520 — married Elizabeth Brooke, the daughter of Thomas Brooke 8th Baron Cobham & Dorothy Heydon 1521 — his son, Thomas Wyatt, is born at Allington Castle 1524 — made an ambassador and Keeper of the King's Jewels whilst publishing his poetry, his sister Margaret marries Sir Anthony Lee 1525 — Wyatt meets Anne Boleyn at Hever Castle, before going on a Spanish meeting. Upon his return he takes part in the Christmas Tournament at Greenwich, his mother dies at the end of the year 1526 — accompanies Sir John Russell, Earl of Bedford, to Rome to petition for the divorce of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon, before being sent to negotiate with the Republic of Venice 1527 — is captured by the Holy Roman Empire by Emperor Charles V in whilst in Rome, alongside the Pope before managing a valiant escape back to England in the same year 1528 — made High Marshal of Calais for his bravery 1530 — given leave of Calais 1532 — is a member of the party that accompanies King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn to Calais 1533 — attends Boleyn's coronation 1535 — knighted by the King 1536 — created High Sheriff of Kent before being arrested and held in the tower for a few months of suspected adultery, though he is later released when Boleyn's own warrant is overturned 1537 — takes a former maid of honour to Catherine of Aragon as his formal mistress, her name is Elizabeth Darrell and in the same year they have a son called Henry who dies some months after his birth 1538 — He is given a post of English Ambassador to the court of Charles V, HRE. 1540 — granted the site of Boxley Abbey which had been dissolved in 1537, Darrel gives birth to a third son, Edward 1541 — Elected Member of Parliament for Kent, before being arrested on charge of treason after being rude to the King and dealing with Reginald Pole, is later released due to the interference of Anne Boleyn, Darrell gives birth to a second son, Francis who takes his mother's name 1544 —Darrell gives birth to Edward, who only survives a few months 1549 — Certayne Psalmes, 7 palms by Wyatt is published, 1556 — Elizabeth Darrell dies in Dorset 1557 — Songes and Sonnettes, a collection of 96 songs is published, and he is made Earl of Allington 1559 — marriage between himself and Anne Boleyn is arranged

BIOGRAPHY

A polymath in a number of skills, Thomas Wyatt (the poet) was always a wonder in a flock of English men. His story is long and detailed, with many complex sudden turns that lead the man into worlds previously unknown. From a family originally from the wilds of Yorkshire that were quickly named black sheeps after their deflection to the Lancastrian side in the War of the Roses, Thomas Wyatt was meant to be unsuspecting, to be normal.

Henry Wyatt, who had been earlier imprisoned and tortured by Rihard III, had been a Privy Councillor of Henry VII and remained a trusted adviser when Henry VIII ascended to the throne in 1509. Married to Anne Skinner, the daughter of John Skinner of Surrey, they welcomed Thomas in 1503 but were cursed with a stillborn son only a few years later, a sadness that plagued the family until the birth of their last child, Margaret. Whilst his childhood was peaceful at best, he nurtured an artistic personality. He’d often brood over life’s most important questions, swoon over the ladies in his life and spent many hours taken to his bed writing poems that would be the starting point of what was to become his published works.

It was at thirteen years old when everything changed for the young lad, whilst following his father to the court of Henry VIII, he caught the eye of many courtiers with his love for the arts, leading the King to bestow upon Thomas the role of a “Sewer Extraordinary”, which meant he waited the King’s table. Court itself influenced the boy to adopt a way of speaking that frequented the royal household and ultimately left him to observe the many goings on of romance, foreign ambassadors and the ladies in waiting who very obviously caught his eye. He remained there until 1518, where he was enrolled into a prestigious Cambridge University. Though school was a good and fulfilling experience, Thomas often yearned for what was to come - for the glory of court and the King who seemed benevolent and a master one would do anything for. But it was there, in the final years of his Bachelor’s degree ,that Thomas fell hopelessly in love with Elizabeth Brooke, the daughter of Baron Cobham, Thomas Brooke, and Dorothy Heydon, daughter of Sir Henry Heydon.

This so-called love soon manifested itself into spite once the usual honeymoon phase burnt itself out. By the time Thomas grew bored with his wife, Elizabeth had given him a son named after his father - but that was not to fix the marriage. With both partners growing dispatched, especially with Thomas’ new position at court as a diplomatic ambassador for England, they both fell into the realm of adultery. Both furiously unhappy, they two separated from one another on the grounds of adultery, leaving them scandalised but not unsuccessful. Where his career triumphed, she remarried and had her second set of sons, but she mostly cared for her firstborn, leaving the first Thomas separated from his firstborn son.

Whilst travelling Europe with a keen eye, he divulged himself with poetry, art and music. INfluenced by Italian, Spanish and German couplets, Thomas would send work back to the King and his court for evaluation and eventual praise. Nurturing a love for various stanza forms (rondeau, epigrams, terza rima & ottava rima), Thomas’ fame grew steadily along with his various conquests. Whilst he wrote poems for many women he admired, none stuck so heavily as the one that fell on Anne Boleyn’s doorstep.

And now I follow the

coals that be quent,

From Dover to Calais

against my mind.

Graven in diamonds with letters plain,

There is written her fair neck round about,

“Noli me tangere [Do not touch me], Caesar’s, I am.”

It was this poem that the Seymour Loyalists strove to use against Thomas Wyatt and Anne Boleyn, and which caused his first bout in the Tower of London for a mere few months by lay of Thomas Cromwell and Boleyn herself. Released without charge, Thomas sought life by the horns, writing many poems that strung on heartstrings - eventually finding peace in the arms of Elizabeth Darrell, who was Catherine of Aragon’s former maid of honour. This love affair, still strained by adultery, resulted in three illegitimate sons and finally forced Thomas to finalize a divorce with the help of the King between himself and his first wife.

Many things occurred between these times set in stone including hostage situations, audiences with the Pope and many, many women due to his youthful complexion. But time had done its work on Thomas Wyatt, who was once the most handsome of his kind. By 1549, after the death of Elizabeth Darrell and finally of Elizabeth Brooke, Thomas Wyatt returned to court revigorated with a new lease of life. For ten years he continued on with spirit, offering discourse to the aging king and then to the son upon the succession as a gilded Earl. But, mostly, he found himself tied amongst the old love of the ever-bewitching Anne Boleyn, and though he would've been quite happy to ponder his years among the great splendour of court, he found himself suddenly intertwined into a marriage once thought untouched or unthought off. Anne was his, but at what cost? Now a step-father to the King and the Princess, Thomas finds himself both safe and entirely at sea.

#bd.intro

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the-irken-pony · 2 years

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Hello hello! Favorite Toppat Leader headcanons? :)

Oooh, lemme think...

RHM and Sven both lack right hands of their own, but for completely different reasons. RHM feels that he is The Right Hand Man first and foremost (much of it is denial about losing Reginald), and as such having a right hand of his own doesn't feel right to him, even if he does think them a fit successor. Sven feels that no one is competent enough to be worth promoting to such a position.

The only reason Terrence ran for more than a year is because of his charisma. It wasn't until near the end of his run that more than just a couple of people connected the several recent misfortunes with his reckless behavior. The incident being a failed raid that resulted in Reginald, Terrence's Right Hand Man, being arrested and Terrence not noticing until after leaving.

The Airship era of Toppat leaders (from T.R.N.K. to present*) is notable for its incredibly brief leaderships, all of which have run for a maximum of 5 years. (*The present leader as of the end of CtM varies, as does their runtime as leader. However, all of the possible leaders except for Ellie have at least one timeline in which they lose leadership.)

The orbital station plan was originally drafted by Reginald in his free time during Wilford's era, with details being worked out during his own leadership.

Speaking of the orbital station plan, getting his Right Hand Man to agree to the idea was... a hassle. He liked life on the Airship just fine, and he HATES having his routine messed with. That said, he knew how important it was to Reginald, so he made sure the plan was followed through even with Reginald gone.

And now for some random statistics!

Most recent Toppat Leader order is Jaques, Dusty, Cloudface, Randy, Reynaldo, 3 unknown leaders after that, followed by T.R.N.K., Billy G., Wilford, Terrence, and then Reginald (+ whoever came after). However, these are not the only leaders; there are multiple leaders from before Jaques' era, indicated by the brief glimpses we get of the Toppat Gallery showing some black and white portraits.

Dusty is the second longest-running leader, being appointed at a fresh 27 years old and running until he died at 109 years old (running for 82 years total). The longest-running leader is Jaques, who ran for 214 years before being trapped in a painting portal for the rest of eternity.

The record for shortest leadership goes to T.R.N.K., who only ran for a mere 4 days before turning on the scientists who revived him. (Second shortest goes to Terrence, who ran for just under 2 years.)

The youngest leader is Reginald, first becoming leader at only 21 years old (which is the youngest a Toppat can become leader, as enforced by the early Toppat leaders). Yes, this has impacted his mental state.

Reginald ran the Toppat Clan for about 2-3 years before Henry showed up. Yes, this does mean that as of ItA Reginald is only 24 (probably ~26 by CtM. There is not a single person who has met him after his being appointed leader who HASN'T been surprised to learn how young he is.

#reginald copperbottom #right hand man #sven svensson #dusty #jaques kensington #t.r.n.k.#terrence suave #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #headcanon #ask #ink-in-the-well #mine #I know I've got others posted but I don't remember them all off the top of my head #also I tried to keep them fresh

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theyreonlynoodlesmike · 3 years

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Katelin McGreggor | Katelin Hargreeves

“I want to have it all - and I can.”

Alias’: Duplikate (umbrella timeline), Kate (umbrella timeline) the Hive (sparrow timeline), number ___

Age: 27

Relatives: father, mother +, sir reginald hargreeves (in the sparrow timeline), the other sparrow children (sparrow timeline)

Powers/Abilities: Replication, Same-State (clones heal/reflect the state of the original), Touch Dissipation (clones memories, mental state, etc. can be absorbed into another clone or into the original and the other clone will disappear with a single intentioned touch), Skilled Combat, Gymnastics (umbrella timeline)

Umbrella Timeline:

Duplikate is a notorious supervillain, famous for being one of the Umbrella’s nemesis’. As a master bank-robber, she is famous for eluding capture and imprisonment. Her powers make it nearly impossible to truly stop her, as one can be captured and another can complete a heist the next day. All her clones are also somewhat immortal/invulnerable, as they retain the state the original is in. They are also impervious to any of the Umbrella’s powers, as long as the original is unaffected. When captured, she either frees herself, or argues in court that her powers do not exist, the person doing the robberys are not her, or that the court does not arrest a pair of twins when one commits a crime - and that it is impossible to prove she was the duplicate that actually did commit the crime. She is also famous for never actually killing anyone in her career as a supervillain, which leads to various opinions of her among the Hargreeves siblings.

Early in her encounters with the Umbrella Academy, she encounters Klaus. He witnesses her subdue the guards instead of killing them, and asks her why. She informs him that she’s, “Just here for the money” and adds that the banks are insured anyways. After hesitating to fight him, Klaus notices an unhealed cut on her arm (signaling that she is the original) and lets her get away. This leads to years of a secret friendship (and somewhat romantic relationship) between the two of them, until they are sixteen and Duplikate pays her respects to the Umbrella Academy after Ben’s death. Afterwards, Reginald questions Klaus and he lies, stating that he’s been friends with her so he can one day capture the original. Reginald encourages him to complete his mission, and Klaus stalls having to do so by claiming he would only have one shot. Klaus tells Duplikate of his fathers plan, and the two of them now have a friendship that his family is aware of.

After a few years, Katelin surprises Klaus with the news that she wishes to surrender. She no longer wishes to be a criminal, and now wishes to “pay her bill”. She plans to surrender and to have Klaus being the one to take the credit, saying that if he doesn’t she’ll still surrender anyways. After her surrender, Klaus and Katelin keep contact and Klaus visits her in the high-security facility she’s kept in. It’s inferred that certain siblings are aware that Klaus didn’t betray her or complete a long-winded stint, as the newspapers and official story claims.

Sparrow Timeline:

Katelin is one of the eight adopted children by Reginald Hargreeves. She uses her powers to aid on missions, but to also be the family's own personal assistant. Her clones take care of the house, run errands, and basically do whatever she can to try to please her father figure.

The Umbrella Academy originally reacts to her in a sense of alarm (with the exception of Klaus), but quickly learns that this version of Katelin is not the same as theirs. Including a difference in style, she has a severe difference in personality. Kate was known for being a snarky, angry, confident, annoyingly clever punk, while Katelin is shy, insecure, eager to please, and a reserved romance reader. Klaus is shocked by the change of his long-time friend, and Katelin is more than willing to hear his stories about this other version of herself.

Through his stories, it's implied that she was the one that introduced Klaus to experimenting with drugs and alcohol with the line, "You were my first kiss- my first a lot of things." And it's also implied that the relationship between them was not entirely healthy, and that Kates surrender comes from her watching Klaus' cycle of addiction as a way to deal with her guilt. Even so, Klaus keeps a high opinion of her, claiming her as his best friend. As he becomes closer to Katelin, it seems that they've switched roles - with Klaus being the bad influence on Katelin instead of Kate being the bad influence on Klaus

Luther, Diego and Five fear that Katelin may be the start of the next apocalypse after Klaus uncovers certain similarities to her old self. They worry about her true nature and if she may be a new version of Vanya

#ocs #oc #the umbrella academy

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allisoooon · 3 years

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Is it crazy that I love “The Day That Was” more than “The Day That Wasn’t?” “The Day That Wasn’t” gave us a lot of things that felt good! But “The Day That Was” gave us the good stuff. It gave us what the characters needed rather than what they wanted.

Luther found out he’d wasted his life in his father’s service, and the only person he was really close to was Allison. In “Wasn’t,” he talked with Allison, felt better, and danced with her. In “Was,” the person he connects with is the sibling he’s had the fewest number of bonding experiences with so far in the season, showing him starting to branch out socially. Instead of his pain getting smoothed over and pushed down, he is made to feel all of it, then make regrettable decisions that will force him to acknowledge he is not okay and it is because of his father. It is to Klaus, not Allison, that he finally admits his disfigurement was something horrific that his father did to him.

Diego is obsessed with avenging Patch. In “Wasn’t,” he was gently peeled away from this mission to help Klaus, but that only postponed the problem. In “Was,” he was faced with the consequences of his actions, including the ones that led to Patch’s death. The mission to save the world became more important, to the point where he let himself be arrested and let Allison take over. That it gave him the excuse to bond with the siblings he’d done the least amount of bonding with at that point is nice, too.

Allison is ready to abandon the mission to see Claire again. In “Wasn’t,” she left to go do that, with Luther at her side. In “Was,” she was the only one who managed to continue the mission (as Five was wounded and Diego was arrested), to the point of doing it alone. Rather than giving up when they stopped having the “full force of the Umbrella Academy,” she kept going despite having no backup. She was always going to have to take care of things closer to home before seeing Claire again, and that’s what happened here.

Klaus is getting sober so he can summon Dave. In “Wasn’t,” he managed to do so. In “Was,” he happened to be the only person who was there to comfort Luther, which finally opened him up and tapped into a well of empathy he’d had covered up for years. Rather than Dave, he spoke to Reginald, becoming the first sibling to gain any sort of closure with their father, and was able to further the mission and see himself as useful to his family for the first time.

Ben isn’t really in “Wasn’t,” but he could well be the exception to all of this, depending on why he walked out when Klaus got Diego’s help to get clean. We don’t get a lot of insight into Ben in season one, but I do know he’s being extra codependent in “Was,” as he’s trying to save Klaus and Luther at the same time when both will likely be fine without his intervention and both are definitely put in greater danger because of said intervention. It’s possible what Ben needed happened in “Wasn’t,” which was really him having a break and not being needed for a while. It could have given him some perspective.

Vanya is beginning to discover her powers. In “Wasn’t,” presumably she was on the path that led to the first apocalypse—the one that happened without Five’s interventions. The timeline that happens in “Was” means she causes more destruction and suffering before the apocalypse, including killing those three men and slashing Allison’s throat. The guilt she has to live with from it is what makes her see Leonard for who he is, and informs how she processes the events of season one in the future.

#the umbrella academy #tua #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five's the only one who has a linear storyline in these two episodes so there isn't really any comparison between the two days for him #tua meta #viktor hargreeves

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upside-down-umbrellas · 4 years

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TUA Star Trek AU

The Hargreeves kids are officers on the U.S.S Umbra, formerly Captained by Reginald Hargreeves, now Captained by no one (they may have mutinied, just a little bit, as a treat)

Chief Engineer Luther, who Reginald had some Alien DNA permanently transplanted from Pogo w/o his consent. Luther was groomed by Reginald for many years to be his First Officer someday (he was 2nd Officer before), but after the mutiny he took up the job of Chief Engineer and is much happier there

Chief of Security Diego. Enough said.

Communications Officer Allison! She speaks tons of languages and is probably the only thing keeping them from being shot down on a daily basis with her mad diplomacy skills

Navigator!Klaus. Klaus is so incredibly bad at directions, its a miracle that they've only gotten lost 17 times (and counting). No, but Reginald only put him there originally so he could keep an eye on him (and criticize him anytime they went off course)

Science Officer Five. Five got sucked into a temporal rift inside a nebula on a Science mission once, and came out three days later saying he was 58 now, but happened to look 13. Apparently he got sucked into a parallel universe and doesn't like to talk about it. (This Five is secretly canon timeline 5, he's just taking a well deserved vacation, because god knows he needs one)

Ben!!! Ben was the former Chief Engineer under Reginald, but he hated it, and after their mutiny gave it to Luther, and started looking for a new job. Partway through his job search, he got accidentally turned into a Hologram, so now he's dealing with that on top of everything else. He often fills in as Helmsman so he can be near his family on the Bridge (and also to keep Klaus in check)

Vanya as Ship's Counselor. With all her issues, Vanya is actually a pretty terrible Counselor, but she got promoted to that job under Grace, after many years of being stuck as Nurse because of the shithead Reginald not seeing her as "worthy enough". However, this way she gets to see her family more, and Grace is helping her learn the ropes, so it won't be long until she's psychoanalyzing people like someone who spent 10 minutes looking stuff up on the internet!

Grace. Grace, or the real Grace as we know her in S2, spent many years as the Chief Medical Officer before getting into a very unique accident and becoming merged with the Computer. This accident destroyed her body, and Reginald had an Android one built, and part of her lives in that and continues her work as a Doctor. The other part, is permanently in the Computer and runs the whole ship. Both have a Southern Accent, and both are the Hargreeves' Mom, because that's what everyone deserves.

Pogo. Pogo's a Klingon and was Reginald's First Officer before the mutiny, and for many years stood by and/or helped Reginald be shitty to literally everyone. After the mutiny, he was put in the brig, but is let out or consulted during emergencies, and is slowly taking steps to get demoted and put on probation, effectively giving him a second chance.

AU also has... the U.S.S. Commissioner, a starship sent after them by the Federation to arrest them all and put them under court martial. The Commissioner is Captained by The Handler, and has her daughter Lila as her Chief of Security, as well as other Commission Agents in her employ. (At one point Lila infiltrates the Umbra and working very closely with Diego, before betraying them or did she?)

Also! Sparrows are the mirror universe versions of them, in which their ship has been renamed to the I.S.S. Sparrer where Reginald is still in charge and they all listen to him 🤢

#for a while i considered having the sparrows be the crew of anither starship reginald took control of after surviving the mutiny but hmmm #also i havent gotten to any mirror episodes so that might be inaccurate btw #bc ive only seen some of the original some of voyager and then the new cartoon #bc theres a lot and im still workimg through it #tua #the umberella academy #tua au #tua trek au #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #also YEAH bens a hologram bc idk i think it works but also gives him more mobility and options #but someone get that boy a mobile emitter #i might have some thing where he like straight up dies but his mind hides in the holodeck before gettimg found out by Klaus but idk maybe hm #grace hargreeves #Southern accent grace rights #also i think the computer with a southern accent would be cool okay #also they call the computer mom agxjahshs #''mom deck 5'' beep noise ''right away dear''#reginald hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #pogo #dr. pogo #what the fuck is this dudes tag #the handler #lila pitts

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ask-tshenry · 4 years

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_READ THIS BEFORE ASKING_

Tethered Strings AU storyline.

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Henry doesn’t know how long he was under this control, all he remembers is he headed to that bank to rob it. Henry was poor and desperate for money.

Suddenly he lost control of his body and his powers, he moved on his own and acted out commands that were not his. At first, he was scared then he soon got used to being in the backseat of his own body. He saw all the endings, he saw all the fails, he saw everything, so many years of his life were on autopilot.

Then one day he was reset back to the bank but will full memory of what happened, he expected to be manipulated again but he found that the strings that controlled him were gone, forever.

He turned and started to walk away from the bank but stopped when he remembered his friends.

"Charles...Ellie…"

Henry takes a breath before taking out the bag to hide in, he is going to play his part, but with a twist, he wants to keep moving forward.

So he snuck into the bank, escaped prison, stole a diamond, all the same as always but he finally felt the thrill of being in control and truly living the events.

[INFULTRATING THE AIRSHIP]

Days pass and he wakes up in the familiar helicopter, time to storm the tophat's airship. But Henry thinks, he hatches a plan, he wants to create a new ending.

Walking up to Charles he speaks with a slightly raspy voice due to his usual lack of speech.

"Charles… I have my own plan"

"And that’s?"

"It'll take much longer than today but you'll need to trust me."

Henry had to explain everything, the timelines, endings, fails, his power, all had to be relayed to Charles and of course shown proof before he finally gives the nod.

The mission goes as normal, he chases down Reginald, gaining on him, in the cargo hold he grabs onto him and holds him by the edge.

As planed he pleads for mercy and offers to surrender leadership of the clan to Henry.

Charles gives a simple smile and wink to henry, he gives one back before accepting Reg's offer.

Days turn to weeks as Henry leads the clan, slowly gaining their trust, he would even launch raids and thefts but all the items they steal would be somehow returned the next day. Henry gains their trust so now the time is right.

He sends a message to Charles "its time" is all the message said, he walks to the records room and finds it dark and empty, a glow forms in his hand as an item is summoned, a bag of holding.

Slowly but surely Henry empties every last shelf into the bag, stealing all of the files the tophat's had. He then made his way to the cargo hold and opened the door where he's met with Charles.

Henry gently lays down his hat and leaves a note inside it before jumping and climbing into the helicopter, he plops the bag down and sits down to rest as he created the new ending.

False leadership.

Of course, he ends up inside The Wall, sitting next to him is another familiar face, Ellie sat down looking devastated, like she had lost all hope when she got here.

"Yo"

Ellie looked up at Henry, she saw a glimmer of hope in his eyes so she stands up to make it clear she's listening.

"I'm breaking us out of here, hoist me up to the vents."

Ellie was excited and immediately did so, he smashes the hand restraints off him and then swings down to grab Ellie and bring her up.

The two sneak through The Wall, remaining undetected, they reach the helicopter pad and rest there, Henry shivers as he sees his breath, it's below freezing there.

Ellie was already wearing a coat so she was at least a little warm, Henry wore only a simple grey shirt and jeans. His fingers started turning black from the frostbite and so did part of his face, thankfully Charles arrived in time to help.

[COMPLETING THE MISSION]

Henry and Charles went to infiltrate the tophats space station, the story goes the same, Charles rams into the base when they practically destroy the place they climb into the escape pod, one more pod was left empty other than theirs which was a blessing when Charles was taken out and henry was sent back to earth. Charles contacted him and said he got onto the other pod but it was broken so he was left drifting in space while the oxygen supply was running out.

Sadly for the search and rescue mission, henry was left behind at base to recover from his injuries, Charles was rescued and the two had a happy reunion, now years later, Henry, Ellie, and Charles are searching for the last remaining top hats.

In those years, henry slowly changed his appearance, he no longer wanted to be reminded of when he was controlled, so he grew his hair out and even got a new outfit.

[notes about the AU]

Henry and Charles have crushes on each other but have not confessed, Ellie is trying to slowly push them in the right direction

Henry stopped speaking and now uses ASL, he stopped talking after the rescue mission.

Charles is a hella gamer

Henry lives in an apartment building 20 minutes from the militaries base

The tophats didn’t think henry stole the files, they thought he was arrested until completing the mission.

Henry likes to rub his arm or touch his hair to stim and calm down from his anxiety.

Henry has the power to pull items out of fiction and into his world, he can also copy any fictional character’s powers as well, the limit is that he needs to know exactly how the object and power works, sometimes his body can’t handle the powers he copies, and he’s an idiot-

#henry stickmin #charles calvin #ellie rose #stickvin #alternate universe #ask blog

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numberfivetheboy · 4 years

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The Umbrella Academy - A Complete Timeline, For All Your Fandom Needs!

Because of the release of more info about the Sparrow Academy, I decided to put this together! It’s definitely somewhat inaccurate, and I will release updated versions as we learn more. It’s as accurate as I could make it with the informate I have. If anyone has more accurate dates/information, let me know!

[1] denotes the original timeline.

[2] denotes the timeline created when Number Five time traveled into the apocalypse and began to attempt to prevent it. It also denotes the timeline the siblings created when they accidentally altered time in the 1960s.

[3] denotes the timeline created by the siblings after Diego altered time after seeing the Infinite Switchboard. (The Sparrow Academy timeline.)

[-3] denotes events that occurred in all but the third timeline.

No number in brackets means that this event occured in all timelines.

Many of the dates are guesses, and this timeline is incomplete.

1960

Unknown Date - Klaus Hargreeves arrives in Dallas, 1960 with the ghost of his brother, Ben. [2]

Unknown Date - Klaus Hargreeves attracts the attention of a wealthy older woman. He leverages this attention and his own powers to gather a cult. [2]

1961

Unknown Date - Allison Hargreeves arrives in Dallas, 1961. She is chased by racist men and finds her way to a salon run by black women, who protect her. She subsequently begins working there. [2]

1962

Unknown Date - Luther Hargreeves arrives in Dallas, 1962. He ends up becoming a boxer for Jack Ruby. [2]

Unknown Date - Allison Hargreeves meets civil rights organizer Raymond Chestnut. They subsequently go on a date and eventually marry. [2]

1963

September - Diego Hargreeves arrives in Dallas, 1963. He promptly attempts to attack Lee Harvey Oswald in an attempt to prevent the assassination of JFK. He is arrested and put in a psychiatric hospital. [2]

Unknown Date, probably before Vanya’s arrival - Lila Pitts arrives in Dallas, 1963 and infiltrates the psychiatric hospital in order to get close to Diego on the orders of her mother, the Handler. [2]

October - Vanya Hargreeves arrives in Dallas, 1963. She stumbles out into the street and is hit by a car driven by Sissy Cooper. She has no memories of her past. [2]

November 15th - Number Five begins to round up his siblings in order to prevent a nuclear apocalypse. [2]

November 22nd - Number Five abandons his mission to kill President Kennedy and time travels to 2019 in order to attempt to prevent the apocalypse. [1]

November 22nd - Vanya Hargreeves blows up the FBI building. [2]

November 22nd - Diego Hargreeves, after finding the Infinite Switchboard and witnessing Vanya blowing up the FBI building, rounds up Allison and Klaus to save Vanya and prevent the explosion. They are successful. [3]

November 25th - All-out nuclear war reaches Dallas. The Umbrella Academy, minus Number Five, attempts to stand against the Russians. Nukes explode and kill every person on the planet. [2]

November 25th - Number Five arrives in Dallas, 1963. He witnesses a war occurring in the streets and sees his siblings fighting them. Hazel arrives and rescues Five from the nukes about to go off, taking him ten days in the past. [2]

1968

Unknown Date - Klaus Hargreeves arrives in the Vietnam War and meets Dave Katz. [2]

1969

February 21st - Dave Katz dies in the Vietnam War.

1982

Unknown Date - The Board of Directors for the Temps Aeternalis have their quarterly meeting.

Unknown Date - Number Five interrupts the quarterly meeting of the Board of Directors and slaughters them all as part of a deal he struck with the Handler. [2]

1989

October 1st - Noon: 43 women around the world give birth simultaneously. None of the women were pregnant when the day first began. The forty-three children born include: Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five, Ben Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Marcus Hargreeves, Fei Hargreeves, Alphonso Hargreeves, Sloane Hargreeves, Jayme Hargreeves and Lila Pitts.

October 1st - Harold Jenkins is born to Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins. Mrs. Jenkins dies shortly afterward.

Unknown Dates - Reginald Hargreeves acquires seven of the forty-three children. These seven are [1] [2] Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Vanya, [3] Marcus, Fei, Alphonso, Sloane, Jayme, and [1] [2] [3] Ben.

1993

Unknown Date - Mr. and Mrs. Gill are murdered by Number Five on the Handler’s orders. The Handler sends Number Five away and takes the Gills’ four-year-old daughter, Lila. Lila is eventually trained as an assassin.

Unknown Date - Number Seven kills a nanny. [-3]

Unknown Date - Reginald Hargreeves builds a robot named Grace to care for the seven Umbrella Academy children. [-3] (TUA)

1995

Unknown Date - Reginald Hargreeves begins to suppress Number Seven’s abilities after she breaks his monocle. Number Three is ordered to Rumor Number Seven to believe that she is ordinary. [-3]

2001

Unknown Date - Number Four is placed in the mausoleum for the first time. [-3]

Unknown Date - Harold Jenkins is rejected for the Umbrella Academy by Reginald Hargreeves. [-3] (May have happened in the Sparrow Academy timeline as well.)

Unknown Date - Harold Jenkins murders his father and is sentenced to prison.

2003

November - Number Five time travels away from home and does not return. [-3]

2006

December - Ben Hargreeves dies on a mission. [-3]

December - Ben Hargreeves is buried. A brief funeral is held, during which Reginald Hargreeves harshly scolds his surviving children. [-3]

December - Klaus Hargreeves successfully summons Ben Hargreeves’ ghost. Ben will remain with Klaus for years. [-3]

2007

Unknown Dates - The majority of the Umbrella Academy siblings move out, excepting Luther. [-3]

2014

Unknown Date, probably late in the year - Vanya Hargreeves publishes her autobiography, titled Extra Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven. [-3]

2015

Unknown Date, probably earlier in the year - Spaceboy is near-fatally wounded on a mission. Reginald Hargreeves utilizes a rare serum to save his life, which results in Luther Hargreeves having an ape-like upper body. [-3]

2019

March 23nd - Reginald Hargreeves dies. This is announced on multiple television networks, and only one of his children learns the news in a personal message. [-3]

March 24th - The Umbrella Academy reunites for a funeral. [-3]

March 24th - Number Five arrives in the courtyard of the Umbrella Academy, having successfully time traveled there from 1963. [2]

April 1st - An unknown event, likely St. Pluvium’s concert, causes Vanya Hargreeves to unleash large enough amounts of energy to cause the apocalypse.

April 1st - St. Pluvium’s Orchestra plays their fatal Apocalypse Suite, and Vanya Hargreeves destroys the moon with an unintentional burst of energy. A chunk of moon rock hits the earth and ends all life. [2]

April 1st - The Hargreeves family escapes the end of the world by time traveling. [2]

April 2nd - The Umbrella Academy arrives by time travel and discover that they have altered time significantly. They meet The Sparrow Academy. [3]

Unknown Date, post-April 1st - Number Five arrives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and attempts to find his family. Failing that, he attempts to time travel back. [1]

Fully Unknown Dates

The Sparrow Academy debuts. [3]

#The Umbrella Academy #tua #i hope someone finds this helpful #meta #i guess

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flamingredanon · 3 years

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Missingno Right Hand Man, Right (reborn) accidentally releasing Missingno from the goodball which corrupts his file and the clan has no idea how to undo corruption that he brought onto himself. But they learn quickly he's not useless, He's stronger, can predict outcomes and change the course of the outcomes for the Toppat, which they can recruit people that normally would stand firm against joining the Toppats. He does this to people he sees as a threat, General Galeforce, Warden Dimitri, and anyone else who dares stand in his clan's path, His family's path. The CCC can't contain him, since he is no longer following the world's coding/path.

The biggest negative thing that came from Right Hand Missingno is that Right lost the ability to love. Sure he cares for his family and will do anything to protect them, but romantically he doesn't feel affection. Reginald and Henry are hurt finding out, but they still continue to love Right in hopes that one day the corruption passes.

The corruption only gets worse, with those he had made join slowly corrupt themselves. The CCC at this point can't stop him and the corruption is slowly spreading to everything and everyone.

Henry has no choice but to completely reset the timeline in hopes to fix this, to fix Right. Though things aren't perfect and Henry has went back too far thanks to Missingno. Now Henry is a small kid who gets whisked away by the CCC, but is joined by Right.

Apparently they have traces of corruption and the CCC sought to contain them before they destroy everything, completely changing the timeline since they are no longer with their respective parents.

Reginald doesn't get the nerve to dethrone Terrence, leaving the Toppats to be arrested and taken down. Galeforce is stuck as Captain, eventually retiring to live in a small neighborhood. Dmitri expands The Wall and soon the maximum security complex ingulfs half of Canada.

And Henry and Right are still in containment at the CCC. Turns out that the CCC fixed the small amount of corruption Henry and Right had by defragmenting the two, causing them to be blank slates memory wise. They grow up in the CCC, never learning about the outside world and only knowing that they are anomalies to the world.

And the Goodball is found and sealed away in the ocean since it can't be destroyed.

#lizzyask #right hand man #henry stickmin #reginald copperbottom #terrence suave #dmitri johannes petrov #hubert galeforce #corruption #right hand missingno #missingno

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cryptixcreations · 4 years

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Umbrella Academy Fic Series: Rare Birds

Hey so I fell head over heels in love with The Umbrella Academy not so long ago and wound up just writing all my season 3 headcanons (with a liberal helping of self-indulgent hurt/comfort) into a currently-ongoing fic series?

It’s called Rare Birds and it’s generally about the Umbrella and Sparrow Academies reluctantly working together to deal with the new timeline’s version of the Umbrellas, who are terrifyingly powerful and aligned against the Sparrows for reasons unknown.

Generally rated T and no more graphic than the show but do mind the Ao3 tags.

Rough Draft: In which the Umbrella siblings try to kill Sir Reginald, have a collective breakdown, fight with Ben, and meet an unexpected old friend.

Sparrowhawks: The mission seemed insultingly easy, until three of the Umbrellas start to show signs of Paradox Psychosis. Still, that leaves seven Sparrows and three Umbrellas to take on three evil twins. They can handle this. (They cannot handle this.)

Empty Nests: In 1989, Reginald Hargreeves and Harlan Cooper travel to Russia to find Vanya, determined to get it right, this time. They never get the chance. Thirty years later, they finally discuss this with their children.

Barotrauma: Baby Diego has an adventure on the ocean floor and gains some trauma because Reginald is The Worst. Sort of a one-shot.

Exposure Therapy: After the fight with alt Diego, Five is traumatized and neither he nor Diego are happy about it. Self-indulgent angst and fluff.

The Eyes of the Storm: Eudora arrests Diego on murder charges, only she’s pretty sure he’s not the right guy despite all evidence to the contrary. Then the real murderers show up and shit goes very sideways for everyone involved.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #fanfic #writing #*finds a non-niche fandom* *makes myself a niche*

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jessilyria · 5 years

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The Umbrella Academy Timeline

This is a chronological timeline for the events of TUA (the TV show).

Because theres lots of time travel, I’ve included colour coding, character ages, and tried to make it as comprehensible as possible ^‿^

The events of season 1 are in black, the events of season 2 are in purple. Events that end up as an alternative timeline to the main story are in red.

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Long Ago Reginald leaves behind a sick woman whom he calls “my love”, but he takes her violin at her request. He releases a glass of glowing lights into the air as shuttles take off into the sky.

1928 Reginald goes through customs and immigration and begins a new life in America. He buys a company named D.S. Umbrella Manufacturing Co.

1938 While working for the Commission, Five (aged 53-58) leaves fingerprints behind at a scene. This is later picked up by Detective Patch in 2019.

1955 - TEMPS COMMISSION HEADQUARTERS - To hide her true intentions of raising a loyal soldier, the Handler fakes a kill order for Five (53-58) to assassinate Lila Spitts' parents. - After agreeing to work a new job, Five (58/13) travels with the Handler from March 28th 2019. He discovers info to help stop the '19 apocalypse and travels to March 29th 2019. - With the Board of Directors murdered, the Handler takes control of the Commission. - Lila brings Diego (30) from Nov 21st 1963. - Diego discovers that Vanya causes the '63 apocalypse. With the help of Herb and a coup, he travels to Nov 22nd 1963. - The Handler tells Lila that Five killed her parents. - The Handler recalls all personnel from the field and declares the Commission is going to war. They travel to Nov 22nd 1963.

Feb 11th 1960 Klaus (30) and Ben appear in Dallas after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse. He is taken in by a wealthy woman and starts the cult known as Destiny’s Children.

1961 - Allison (29) appears in Dallas after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse and is attacked for being black. She takes refuge in a beauty salon and gets a job there. - Klaus (31) travels with his cult in Baja, Mexico.

Dec 1961 Allison (30) starts dating Raymond Chestnut.

April 10th 1962 Luther (29) appears in Dallas after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse. Shortly after, he travels to The Umbrella Academy in an attempt to talk to Reginald. Having no idea who he is, Reginald spurns him, so he returns to Dallas and works for Jack Ruby. His fighting alias is "King Kong".

1962 - A young Pogo (3-8?) is transported from the Congo to a science lab in Cape Canaveral, Florida. A woman named Grace begins training him. - Klaus (32) travels with his cult in Varanasi, India. At some unknown point he also lives in a yurt just outside of Reykjavik, Iceland.

Nov/Dec 1962 With her voice fully healed, Allison (31) gets married to Ray.

1962/63 As part of Project Mercury, Pogo (3-8?) is sent into orbit. However, the shuttle malfunctions and crashes. In order to save Pogo's life, Reginald injects him with some unknown serum, altering his DNA.

Sep 1st 1963 Diego (29) appears in Dallas after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse.

Sep 2nd 1963 Diego is locked in Holbrook Sanatarium for stalking Lee Harvey Oswald and claiming JFK will be assassinated. He's there for 75 days.

Oct 12th 1963 Vanya (29) appears in Dallas with amnesia after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse. She gets hit by a car and taken in by the family; working as a live-in-nanny for Harlen, and developing a romatic relationship with Sissy.

Nov 13/14th 1963 Klaus (33) flees from his cult in San Francisco, stealing a car and heading to Dallas.

Nov 15th 1963 - Five (58/13) appears in Dallas having just witnesed the '63 apocalypse that will happen in 10 days. - The Commission sends three Swedish assassins to kill the siblings. They shoot at Five and kill Hazel. - Klaus (33) is arrested for stealing a car. - The Swedes attack Diego (30) at the asylum but he escapes with Lila.

Nov 16th 1963 - Klaus (33) is released from jail. - In the hopes of talking to Reginald about the '63 apocaplypse, Five (58/13) and Diego (30) track Reginald down at his laboratory, but they're attacked. - The Swedes attempt to kill Vanya (29) but she fights back with her powers.

Nov 17th 1963 Allison (32) and other black protesters begin a sit-in, which ends with police attacking. Ray witnesses Allison use her powers before she flees.

Nov 18th 1963 - Whilst giving Harlen mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, Vanya (29) unknowlingly transfers some of her powers in to him. - Klaus (33) talks to Dave (23?) in the hopes of stopping him from enlisting. However, Dave ends up punching Klaus and enlisting a week early. - In the hopes of talking to Reginald about the '63 apocaplypse, Five, Diego & Lila crash a gala at the Mexican Consulate. - A secret committee known as "The Majestic 12" meet at the gala. Reginald, a member, agrees to provide rocket technology that will allow the USA to beat the Russians to the moon. His conditions include unquestioned access to the dark side of the moon, and assurance that JFK will not be touched.

Nov 19th 1963 - The siblings finally all reunite and discuss what they should do in the remaining 6 days before the '63 apocalypse. - Reginald sends out letters summoning the siblings to a meeting. - One of the Swedes is killed and Diego is framed for it. - Five (58/13) meets the Handler. She proposes to return the siblings back to an apocalypse-free 2019 if Five kills the Commission's entire Board of Directors.

Nov 20th 1963 - Allison (32) tells Ray everything and demonstrates her powers on a shopping trip. - Ben posesses Klaus (33) for the first time. - At 7:30pm the siblings meet with Reginald in a bar at 1624 Magnolia Street. Reginald makes notes of their powers, mocks Diego, and offers Five some time-travel advice.

Nov 21st 1963 - Five (58/13) travels to 1982 to carry out his deal with the Handler. When he returns the Handler welches on her side of it. - Ben possesses Klaus and is able to talk to Diego (30). - Lila drugs Diego (30) and takes him to the Commission HQ in 1955. - The Swedes attack Allison, she Rumours one to kill the other. - Vanya (29) tries to leave with Sissy & Harlan, however she is confronted by the cops and knocked unconscious when she stars using her powers.

Nov 22nd 1963 - MORNING - Five (58/13) and Luther (31) meet with Adult Five (58) in an attempt to bargain for his time-travelling briefcase. - Grace finds evidence that Reginald plans to harm JFK and breaks up with him. - Diego (30) appears from Commission HQ in 1955 and tells Klaus & Allison that Vanya is the cause of the '63 apocalypse. - Believing Vanya to be a Russian spy, the FBI drug and torture her resulting in her remembering her past and unleashing her powers. - Ben possesses Vanya and talks her down. This results in Ben being disintegrated.

Nov 22nd 1963 - 12:20-12:30pm - After around 5 years of working for the Commission, Five (58) breaks his contract and abandons his mission to stop the assassination of JFK. He travels forward in time to March 24th 2019 and is trapped in his 13 year old body. - JFK is assassinated. - In an alternate timeline, an explosion caused by Vanya results in JFK not being assassinated. JFK believes the explosion was the Soviets and responds by bombing them, starting a nuclear war. - After a fight with his 13-bodied self, Adult Five (58) is kicked forward to March 24th 2019, but this time with the correct equation to not end up in his 13 year old body and with the knowledge that Vanya causes the '19 apocalypse. - JFK is still assassinated despite Diego's attempted intervention.

Nov 22nd 1963 - AFTERNOON - Furious at The Majestic 12 for going against their deal to not touch JFK, Reginald tells them never to contact him again. When they threaten him, Reginald reveals his alien self and murders them all. - Vanya senses something is wrong with Harlan as he loses control of his powers. She and the others head to the farm. - The Commission appears from 1955 and begins to attack. Vanya (29) easily kills all of them, but Lila holds her own due to her reflective powers. - The Handler goes to kidnap Harlan, with the aim of raising him like she did with Lila. But for some reason she just doesn't and goes to the siblings instead? - Lila chooses the siblings over The Handler. - In an alternative timeline, the Handler murders the siblings & Lila before she herself is shot by the remaining Swede. - Five (58/13) successfully time travels several seconds into the past. - The last Swede kills The Handler. - Lila takes a briefcase and disappears into time. - Vanya removes her powers from Harlan (or so she thinks). - The siblings travel forward to April 2nd 2019.

Nov 25th 1963 - Five (58/13) appears in Dallas after attempting to escape the '19 apocalypse. He witnesses an alternative timeline where the USA and Russia are at war and a nuclear strike causes the '63 apocalypse. He travels with Hazel to 10 days in the past.

April 1967 Klaus (29) appears from March 27th 2019 in Vietnam (note: in S1 the date of his arrival is 1968, however the dates given in S2 would mean he arrived in 1967). While on leave he visits Saigon. He wasn't sober during his time in Vietnam.

Feb 21st 1968 - David Katz is shot and killed on hill 689 in the A Shau Valley. - After 10 months in Vietnam, Klaus (30) travels forward to March 28th 2019.

1982 Following his deal with the Handler, Five (58/13) travels from Nov 21st 1963 and arrives at The Lonely Lodge Inn in Oshkosh, Wisconsin where he murders the Commission's entire Board of Directors.

October 1st 1989 - 43 women mysteriously give birth even though they weren’t pregnant that morning. - Sir Reginald Hargreeves begins travelling the world attempting to acquire as many of the miracle children as he can. He gets seven which he ranks in ascending order of power (though he tells them its by descending order of usefulness). He doesn't tell them about the other 36 children. - In an alternate timeline, Reginald chooses to adopt 6 different children (plus Ben) to form The Sparrow Academy because he knows of The Umbrella Academy's failings.

1993 - Reginald has already begun training the children (aged 3). It’s mentioned that they train together and also have “designated training days.” - Vanya (3) kills several nannies before Grace is created. At some unknown point after this (but before they turn 12) Grace gives the children names.

Oct-Dec 1993 Whilst working for the Commission, Five (53-58) assassinates the parents of Lila Spitts. Unbeknownst to him, the Handler then adopts Lila (4) and begins training her./p>

June 12th 1994 Reginald beings training Vanya (4) to hone her powers. He notes that in a chaotic environment (such as with the nannies) she quickly looses control, so uses a sustained note to encourage her to “locate control in another form”.

June 24th 1994 After 12 days of successful training, Vanya (4) refuses to listen and lashes out. Based on the cut on Reginald’s face, Vanya is immediately locked in the isolation chamber.

July 1994 Based on the healed cut on Reginald face, Vanya (4) is kept in isolation for at least 2 weeks. She is medicated and then made to forget about her powers by Allison (4).

1998 - Klaus (8) is locked in the mausoleum (seen in the flashback). - Diego (8) tells Klaus that licking a 9 volt battery will give him pubes.

2000 Lila (10) trains in a obstacle course while the Handler fires a machine gun at her.

June 16th 2001 Klaus (11) is locked in the mausoleum (based on notes in Reginald’s book). He tries to squeeze through the bars to escape. (NOTE: in the book, he is referred to as “Klaus”, therefore the children have been named by this point.)

UNSPECIFIED EVENTS BETWEEN 1988-2006 - 8-16 years old. - Vanya begins to play the violin. - The children are taught ballroom dance, at least seven different languages, and Homer in the original Greek. - Five would sneak out to Griddy’s Doughnuts with his “brothers and sisters.” - Diego plays bass guitar in a band with Vanya known as the Prime8’s. - Luther & Allison would sneak out to the greenhouse on the roof. - Diego & Klaus invent their own secret handshake. - Klaus & Allison would paint each others nails. - Allison uses her powers to make a soccer team. - Ben reprograms Allisons Teddy Ruxpin to say "Luther sniffs Dad's underwear".

2002 - Klaus breaks his jaw after tripping down the stairs in Grace’s heels, and has to have it wired shut for 8 weeks. - The Umbrella Academy (12) have their first portrait painted. - The children get their tattoos. - Ben is forced to use his powers to violently murder several robbers. - The Umbrella Academy stops a bank robbery and is revealed to the public.

Nov 20th 2002 Five (13) jumps forward in time. In this timeline he is gone for 16 years, 4 months, 4 days. In his personal timeline, its 45 years.

2003 Klaus (13) is locked in the mausoleum (based on the conversation in the afterlife). By this age he is already drinking and taking drugs.

2005 The Umbrella Academy (15) have their second portrait painted.

Oct-Dec 2006 - The Umbrella Academy (17) have their last portrait painted. - Ben (17) dies during a mission. Reginald blames the children. - Klaus summons Ben. Despite Ben being told to walk into a light, he decides to stay. For the next 17 years Klaus believes its his fault that Ben never passed on. - Klaus pisses in Reginalds gas tank.

UNSPECIFIED EVENTS BETWEEN 2007-2018 - 17-24 years old. - After a huge argument with Reginald, Diego leaves the Academy. - Vanya leaves the Academy. - Klaus knocks down the wall between his and Vanya’s bedroom (X). - Allison leaves the Academy and moves to LA. - Klaus leaves the Academy and is homeless. - Vanya joins the St. Pluvium Chamber Orchestra & becomes a violin teacher. - Allison builds a film career. With such hits as “the tough lawyer in the wheelchair”, the romantic comedy trilogy “Love on Loan”, and “that Sandra Bullock movie where two underpaid teaches rob a bank”. - Diego trains at the police academy and has a relationship with Eudora Patch, but he's kicked out due to his attitude. - Klaus spends time in prison. - Diego becomes a vigilante. - Klaus spends time in rehab. - Allison (22/23?) gets married to Patrick and has her daughter, Claire. - Diego gets a job at the gym mopping floors in exchange for living in the boiler room. He also boxes in matches.

2012 After a chemical accident, Luther (22) is injected with a serum which transforms his body. Based on beard and hair growth (on his head), he’s potentially in a coma for at least 3 months.

2014 - Vanya (24) writes her book. - Klaus (24) is seen in rehab/at an AA meeting.

2015 Luther (25) is sent to the moon on what he believes is an important mission. He is there for 4 years. - Allison (25/26) uses her powers on Claire (3) for the first time.

March 2018 Patrick catches Allison (28) using her power on Claire (6?).

July 2018 Patrick divorces Allison (28) and gets custody of Claire (5/6). Allison is forced to take mandatory therapy sessions if she wants any contact with her daughter.

Feb 19th 2019 Klaus (29) begins his 30 days in rehab.

March 21st/22nd 2019 - Reginald Hargreeves kills himself. - Klaus (29) leaves rehab and immediately overdoses.

March 24th 2019 - Five (58/13) arrives from Nov 22nd 1963. He's trapped in his 13 year old body and hell-bent on stopping the '19 apocalypse. - In an alternative timeline, Five (58) arrives from Nov 22nd 1963. He's in his 58 year old body and already knows Vanya is the cause of the '19 apocalypse. - The Umbrella Academy is reunited. - The Commission attempt to kill Five (58/13) in Griddy's Donuts, but fail.

March 25th 2019 - Vanya (29) meets Harold Jenkins. - The Commission sends Agents Hazel & Cha-Cha to track down and kill Five. They corner him in a department store but he escapes.

March 26th 2019 - Hazel & Cha-Cha attack the house and kidnap Klaus. - Diego (29) "kills" Grace after he realises she's malfunctioning.

March 27th 2019 - Eudora Patch is shot and killed. - Klaus (29) accidently travels to Vietnam, 1967/8.

March 28th 2019 - Klaus (30) returns from Vietnam, Feb 21st 1968 to the present day. - Vanya (29) stops taking her medication due to Harold's influence. - Pogo reactivates Grace. - Five (58/13) requests a meeting with the Handler. She offers him a new job and takes him back to Commission HQ in 1955.

March 29th 2019 - Klaus decides to sober up in order to talk to Dave. - Luther learns he was sent to the moon for no reason. - Klaus hits his head and reunites with a dead Reginald. Reginald explains he killed himself to bring The Umbrella Academy back together, and knows about the '19 apocolypse. - Vanya unleashes some of her power and kills 2 thugs.

March 30th 2019 After an argument, Vanya lashes out and accidentally slashes Allisons throat, nearly killing her.

March 31st 2019 - Ben punches Klaus in the face, becoming solid for the first time. - Vanya kills Harold Jenkins.

April 1st 2019 - Luther locks Vanya in the isolation chamber. - Vanya kills Pogo (55-60?) and brings down the house (with Grace still inside). - Hazel shoots the Handler and travels back in time with Agnes, they share 20 years together before Agnes dies of cancer. - The Handler survives being shot due to a metal plate in her head, but somehow also survives the '19 apocalypse that happens almost immediately after? - Through a build-up of Vanya's powers, a dislodged chunk of the moon destroys the Earth, causing the '19 apocalypse.

April 2nd 2019 - A 13 year old Five appears in the '19 apocalypse after jumping forward from 2002. He is trapped here for at least 40 years. - The siblings all appear from Nov 22nd 1963 to an apocalypse-free world. HOWEVER, they arive in the alternate timeline where Reginald chose to adopt 6 different children (plus Ben) and created “The Sparrow Academy”.

2059? After living in the apocalyptic future for at least 40 years, The Handler appears to Five (53?) and offers him a job as a temporal assassin. The contract is for 5 years but he ultimately breaks it early in order to return home.

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Hopefully this is accurate, I don’t always trust my dyslexic counting abilities! Please let me know if you spot any errors, think of anything else I can add to the list, or if you want more info about any specific event ^‿^

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #number five #luther hargreeves #reginald hargreeves

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fanfic-obsessed · 4 years

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173rd Shenanigans

This particular story idea made me giggle. Here’s the thought:

What if, by using the the briefcase Klaus was actually shifted to an alternate timeline when he went to Vietnam. Also, realistically, Klaus has 0% subtlety and is surrounded by people who need something to break up the hurry up and wait. He tells stories about who he is, what he went through, and where he’s from to every single person who asks(including in a weird day a couple of VC who had been captured) and a few that don’t.

This is the timeline that Five brought them back to at the end of S1. They arrive in their childhood bodies two days before Five would have left...only to find that the Umbrella Academy had been under siege by members of the 173rd for two months.

In this timeline the soldiers of the 173rd, half a dozen assorted members of other units, and 5 former Vietcong all remember the soldier they affectionately named ‘Spooky’ and his tales of time travel and the Umbrella Academy. After the first mission by super powered children these soldiers get in contact and effectively go ‘fuck the timeline’.

They obviously don’t want to hurt the kids so that limits how ferociously they can attack the Umbrella Academy. Instead they make it impossible for the kids to be sent on missions or outside training (The first thing a few of them did was blow up the mausoleum). They also make is so Reginald can’t leave to take care of outside business. These soldier have just enough connections in high places that they are to not being arrested and they take a leaf from Spooky’s book. When the new vans arrive they talk about time travel and how that had revealed what was going on in that house. They never quite mention who went back or to when they went back, which prevent the commission from being able to correct the timeline.

I picture there being a rotation of who gets to punch Reginald Hargreeves (Sometimes in Effigy, Sometimes in reality).

During the two months before S1 Hargreeves arrive in the past, the Umbrella Academy does try to get past the soldiers a few times. The first time Reginald tries to send them out, a few of the Ghosts (guess who one of them is) of the 173rd manages to talk to Klaus (and earns the boy eternal gratitude when they chase off nearly all of the screaming ghosts). They tell him they are here to rescue all of the from Reginald and that they are not going to hurt the kids. This makes it so even Luther hesitates in using his power against them.

Four days in Reginald forces Ben outside to release the Horror. No one is more surprised when, instead of tearing the soldier apart, the Horror starts playing Frisbee with the soldiers. (The eldritch tentacle creature knows okay).

By the time S1 Hargreeves arrive the Siege is basically members of the 173rd breaking into the Academy and trying to find the siblings to convince them to leave. Also possibly to find Reginald Hargreeves to punch him in the face.

Queue Five freaking out, because timeline disruption. Klaus being ecstatic, a whole list or reasons starting with Dave and continuing with the blown up mausoleum. Everyone else in the house being slightly confused (Because, What do you mean you served in Vietnam, WHAT do you mean Ghost boyfriend. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN tortured by time assassins.) The 173rd cheering because Spooky remembers them. Reginald being punched in the face, this time by Dave (He has had a permanent black eye for two months).

Luther, trying to be better because he does love his siblings he is just really really bad at decision making, invites the entirety of the people who had been laying siege to the Umbrella academy to move in. Luther is so so happy that he is not alone in the big, empty, building like before.

Just shenanigans all around.

#The Umbrella Academy #fanfiction prompt #this makes me giggle #173rd

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the-irken-pony · 3 years

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Henry Stickmin and raising the dead

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Alright, SO

Looking at characters who have been risen from the dead throughout the series, there’s a noticeable pattern in behavioral changes after being risen from the dead. Since there’s only 2.5* cases, I’d hardly say the conclusions drawn are definitive, but there’s at least enough evidence to raise some eyebrows.

*I say 2.5 cases because the first instance of a character being risen from the dead actually comes from the bio of an old leader in Infiltrating the Airship: T.R.N.K.

I label T.R.N.K. as “half” of an instance of raising the dead for this purposes because while he WAS risen from the dead, we don’t know his circumstances beyond what we see in his bio. We don’t know what led to his death--we don’t know if he was overthrown, killed in combat, betrayed by a trusted Toppat, or if he simply died of old age. All we know is that, presumably, his Frankenstein-esque resurrection was directly related to his betrayal.

However, if we want to get a better idea of the degree of change, we can look at the most detailed case of resurrection: Right Hand Man Reborn.

His bio and his dialogue in the opening of Free Man heavily suggests, if not outright confirms, that he died in his battle against Henry in Infiltrating the Airship.

It may be common knowledge, but keep that fact in mind: Henry killed the Right Hand Man in Infiltrating the Airship. In the THSC developer commentary, Puff confirms that it was Dr. Vinschpinsilstien who gave him his cybernetic enhancements.

Also in Free Man, RHM outright says that he made a point of going down to capture Henry, and in Master Bounty Hunter he says that he was planning to do so before Henry showed up.

Additionally, those two routes have something in common: Right Hand Man refers to Henry directly by his name.

This, plus more of his dialogue in Free Man (”You've gotta be pretty tired of waking up like this.”) suggests that RHM went out of his way to gather information on Henry--something that the other Toppats notably didn’t do.

Hell, in routes going off of Pure-Blooded Thief, Reginald and even RHM don’t identify Henry outside of “the guy who stole our ruby”.

So, Right Hand Man is bitter about getting killed and Reginald being arrested at the hands of Henry. Real shocker. In other groundbreaking news, water is wet and the sun is hot. But what about routes in which he becomes Right Hand Man Reborn, yet still has Reginald by his side?

Well, despite his willingness to help out Henry in Toppat King, he holds an arguably bigger grudge against Henry than Reginald does,

Going so far as to abandon Henry even after earning Reginald’s loyalty.

And by now we’re all familiar with the fail “The Good Gents” in Toppat Civil Warfare.

Little can be said about Toppat 4 Life since he and Reginald don’t show up until the end, which takes us to Revenged. Here, he jumps at the chance to fight Henry, even calling it an opportunity for payback.

Speaking of Revenged, we have our third confirmed instance of someone being risen from the dead: Henry Stickmin himself.

Henry, or Henry Reborn as I’m going to call this version of him, spends this entire route with one goal in mind: getting revenge on his murderer, Reginald Copperbottom--even to the point where it leads to his second and final death.

While the majority of this route is spent fighting Right Hand Man Reborn, Henry Reborn is much more focused on Reginald. RHM is simply an obstacle for Henry Reborn to deal with to get to Reginald. This goal is so central to the route that the route is even called “Revenged”.

But what about Henry’s other traits? Whatever happened to his passion for thievery that he’s known and loved for, or his ironic sense of self preservation that drove him to abandon the Tunisian Diamond in favor of escaping the museum? He doesn’t even have any interest in taking back his leadership over the Toppat Clan? We get a mention of alternate timelines and a Pokemon reference, but aside from that, barely any of Henry’s most recognized traits exist in Henry Reborn.

So if we were to connect the dots, it’s implied that the resurrected individual’s cause of death lingers in their mind, often to the point of becoming an obsession and leading them to seek revenge.

Admittedly, there are a lot of empty gaps to this theory. Would the same be true of someone more mild-mannered or less spiteful, such as Burt Curtis or Dave Panpa, or is this more a reflection of Henry and RHM’s personalities that they’re willing to act on this, or even remember it? Why DID T.R.N.K. turn against the Toppat Clan in the first place?

If it is true that revenge seeking is the expectation, then would this dialogue prove that Dr. Vinschpinsilstien knows about it?

If so, then why would she share information on the Toppat Clan’s whereabouts so readily? Does she think the Toppat Clan deserves it? Or is she trying to prevent potential collateral damage that would be caused by Henry trying to find out himself?

As I said before, even if the evidence is strong, definitive conclusions can’t be drawn due to so little information being available. But what is there is certainly enough to encourage speculation and fuel many headcanons and what-if scenarios.

#this is so much longer than I expected it would be #but here you go! a full analysis on thsc and resurrection #henry stickmin #right hand man #t.r.n.k.#dr vinschpinsilstien #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #long post #ask #rift-cryptid #milkoftheflesh #anonymous #mine #theory #headcanon

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iznightwing · 4 years

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TUA Season 2 Spoilers

So, this is my immediate reactions to the new season of The Umbrella Academy. Please enjoy

Episode 1

They all got stuck in different parts of early 60s Dalas, TX

Threat of nucular war

"The Swedes" are our main(?) protagonists for this season it seems

Diego(1963) is in a mental asylum because he's trying to stop JFK's assassination.

Vanya(1963) has some minor amnesia

Luthor(1962) is a mobster???(idk)

Allison(1961) is married, helping with the civil rights movement

Klaus(1961) stole a guys truck and fighting with Ben

Ben(with Klaus) is still a ghosty boi(😭)

Five(1963) as to figure out how to stop the fuck apocalypse ****again**** that they ended up bringing back with them

Episode 2

Handler is alive, but she got demoted

Luthor works for Jack Ruby apparently

Luthor still hates Vanya -_-

"Dad should have left him on the moon" jsjegdidu Five's fuckin savage

Diago and Lila(new character) escape the mental hospital

Allison's husband just got arrested for "assault and battery"

Diago is still trying to get Lee Harvey Oswald

Klaus is literally treated like a Hippie Jesus but he doesn't like it

They have fottage from JFK's assassination, which isn't for another 6 days, based on the show's timeline

FUCKING REGINALD IS IN THE FOOTAGE?!?!

Luthor found where Vanya has be- OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN

Luthor doesn't realize Vanya has amnesia

He wants to apologize to her???

LUTHOR DON'T DO IT

SISSY(new character) PULLED THROUGH

2 of the 3 guys sent to kill the Hargreaves are just throwing a knife at each other while the other one cooks??

Five and Diego are going to search for Reginald

Allison's husband is getting suspicious because she almost used her power in front of him

Lesbian vibes coming from Sissy and Vanya

Five being vulnerable makes me soft

Reginald has (a) mannequin family(ies)??

Pogo!!

Reginald just fucking stabbed Diego I-

Episode 3

Klaus seriously is just Hippie Jesus

Lila saved Diego's life

Vanya run girl!

Yaasss queen! You use thos powers!

Well, Five found Vanya

Luthor is trying to find Allison

Klaus and Allison reunited!!

Handler changed her appearance??

Allison is a strong independent woman, and ain't none can tell her otherwise

Daaamn klaus and Ben just used his ghosty self to get Allison's husband out of jail

Five tries to help Vanya get her memories back

I'm fairly certain Lila has a thing for Diego

THEY MADE OUT! I WAS RIGHT

Okay, they're doing more than making out

Luthor found Allison's address and met her husband. Can you say **awkward** !

Allison ain't taking no shit my dudes

DAVE!! AAAHHH

Klaus is being the awkward gay

OH FUCK OUR IS BOY HAVING SOME PTSD

KLAUS IS TRYING TO SAVE DAVE FROM GOING TO VIETNAM!

I think Ray(Allison's husband) is mad at Allison...

Vanya and Five went find Luthor

Shit going wrong at the sit-in

Oh shit Allison just made Ray scared of her by using her power

Klaus managed to get Allison out of all the chaos

Luthor just purposely lost a fight??

Lila what the fuck are you doing??

Lila, what are those keys for??

LILA YOU FUCKING WORK FOR HANDLER?!?!

MOM?!?!?!

Episode 4

FIVE WAS THAT YOU?! I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT WAS-

I don't know how I feel about this my dudes

Vanya and Luthor bonding??

Jack Ruby just fired Luthor??

Vanya and Five just had a fight

Klaus is not the best person for moral support

"He stabbed me" "I'm surprised he waited this long, Diego. We've all had the urge" jdjdgdj savage Five back at it again

So Reginald is part of a "shadow government"??

OH FUCK DAVE NOOOO

Allison, honey, you can do better babe

Oh nooo Klaus is going back to the dunk side

Welp, Klaus' followers found him

Diego, Lila and Diego doing a sneaky

Allison and Luthor have reunited!!

More sneaky

GRACE! BUT NOT A ROBOT!

Oh nooo! Harlan come back!

HARLAN NOOO

VANYA TO THE RESCUE!!

Well, Luthor just got evicted

LETS GO LESBIANS

Well, Luthor's high on laughing gas, thanks to Eliot

Ooo fight scene to KISS niiccceee

Welp I think Diego feels betrayed

Five knows ancient Greek apparently

Episode 5

BABY POGO

Pogo was apparently sent to space

That moment you realize Reginald treated Pogo more like a son than he did his own children

Diego and Five are onto Lila

Allison and Klaus are have a heart to heart

As I stated previously, LETS GO LESBIANS

Oh nooo

Luthor, you're just going to get your feelings hurt

Told you soooooo

"Dude, that's rough" I- they literally missed the opportunity to use "that's rough buddy"

Handler, what are you planning?

Now Diego doesn't trust Vanya -_-

ALL THE SIBLINGS ARE TOGETHER YAY

The Swedes are just living their best life in this random women's home

Damit Klaus

God damit Luthor

Don't follow her damit

AAAAHHHH BENNNN

Klaus calling out all the in*est shippers

"The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love... is how to screw it up" I didnt need called out like this Klaus

I love some quality sibling bonding

Well that guy just went boom

I lowkey like this cover of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy"

Five figured out Lila and Handler are working together

Vanya trying to confess her love to Sissy I- baby nooo

Vany, baby, it's all gonna be okay

The swedes are down to two. Poor guys

Idk how I feel about this version of Adele's "Hello"

Klaus is confronting his followers

Allison decided to tell Ray everything

Episode 6

Allison, run baby!

Ooo how sweet!

Seriously Handler. What are you planning?

So luthor, Diego and Vanya are going to talk to Reginald

Klaus' followers won't listen to him

Allison got Ray to believe her. Yay!

Ooooh booooyyy, pooh shhhiiittt

BINGOO!

oh shit, what the hell??

Oh my god, Dave come baaaaccckkk!!!

"Unharm my wiener" oh my god

I think Luthor let rip in the elevator, lol

Reggie wants proof

And with that proof comes a mess of fruit

So, Ben can possess Klaus

Diego doooonnn't

Vulnerable Five gets me every time

Nooooo not Eliot

Sissy, it's gonna be okay baby

Oh noooo

Oh fuuucckkk

Episode 7

I have a bad feeling about this

Well that was... interesting

Klaus is being Ben's wingman and letting him possess him to talk to a girl

I don't like Carl's attitude

I knew Handler was gonna pull something

Diego just threatened an old lady because of a misunderstanding I-

Istg, I want to shoot Handler in the head again

God damnit Diego

Ben, enjoy yourself baby, but don't abuse your brother's trust

Fuck off Carl

Allison, honey, please go with Luthor

Ben, you're doing great sweetie

Diego knows that Ben is able to possess Klaus

Vanya, please don't fight with your brother

Diego, please lis- GOD DAMIT LILA

Allison, baby, its going to be okay

Sissy, what are you doing?

Backstreet boys to a fight scene. Nice

So vaccuum extensions can be a weapon

Klaus, Ben, stop fighting!

Okay, so that happened

Shiiitt

Vanya, don- SHIIIIT

Episode 8

So Vanya is the russian baby from the opening of the first season

"You've had your possession privileges revoked!" "I regret nothing!"

Oh shit, he's gonna- ope, he knows it was Handler

Diego, don't let them treat you like that man

Grace, please be careful

Grace, don't believe him

So, five is going to look for himself. Literally, not figuratively

Sissy, don't listen to him

DON'T HURT HER YOU ASSHOLES

The FBI be assholes(for legal reasons this is about the show only)

This won't end well

Lila, please. Control yourself

Five apparently doesn't trust himself(the old body version of himself)

Diego, don't fuck up

Fancy shmancy machine

Sooo, Vanya causes this apocalypse too??

Past five wants to "kill" present Five??

Brain food. Ha

Ray, just listen to your wife

Uuuuhhhh Harlan??

Episode 9

Allison, please be careful baby

"You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair, I just thought you should know"

Common Klaus, I know you can do it baby

BEN!!

"Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I'd do if I wanted to kill me!"

"I'M THE DADDY HERE!!" Gejkzudh I'm-

743??

Carl stop it!

Sissy, POP OFF

God damnit Lila

Five. For god sakes

Oof, I felt that through the screen

"Dancing with myself" is a completely appropriate song to go with this fight scene

Ben, be careful baby. I know your dead, but still

Vanya, baby, it's gonna be okay

Ben noooooo

Shut the fuck up Carl

OH SHIT

Lila knows the- GOD DAMNIT IT WAS FIVE

Don't listen to her Lila!

Okay, so that just happened

Diego is still trying to stop the assassination

Five sent old Five through his rift to 2019

Well, Diego got duped

Reginald didn't know about the plan of the assassination??

WHAT THE FUCK?!

UUUHHH

Episode 10

Okay, so we open up with Ben's funeral

Wow Reginald

Klaus apparently convinced Ben not to go to the light?

So now they're all wanted by the FBI

Guys, please listen to Vanya

Okay, so he was scared of the light, it wasn't Klaus that got him to stay

"Anyone makes a fat joke and I'm outta here"

Oh- oh no

Harlan, baby, please listen to Vanya

Uuuuhhhhhhhh

So Diego can control the direction of more than just knives. Okay then

Hell yea baby, Vanya saves the day

WHAT THE FUCK

OH SHIT, FIVE

Nooooo

Phew that was close. Why is it always Allison that almost dies?

Don't listen to her Harlan!

Listen to them Lila!

NOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK

YASSS BITCH

Harlan, it's okay baby!

Yassss

Way to go Herb!

No Sissy, go with herrrrr

I have mixed feelings about all this

And theyre back home

Apparently Reginald is alive??

THE FUCK

#the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #TUA #swearing #tw swearing #tw caps #caps #long post

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