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swannkings · 6 months

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never met a more internet, phone addicted person than my father. my mom tells me they don’t even have conversations anymore when they go out to eat because as soon as they sit down he pulls his phone out and doesn’t put it away until they leave. she just sits there in silence while he scrolls like a antisocial teen. this afternoon the technician came out to install fiber and when all the wireless things had to be reconnected my dad was fucking fiending and i swear he would’ve chased the technician down the street if nothing immediately connected.

#switched over the cable last night from wired to wireless #and this morning all he did was bitch about ‘the picture’s not crisp’#and the picture he was talking about was a black and white western from the 60s and the notoriously colorful ncis #the man has cataracts!#then he started in on how some movies and tv series aren’t broadcast in the screen filling widescreen #saying he’s always hated it #and he never buys dvds that don’t look like that #which is not only untrue but bitch didn’t know what an aspect ratio was until last year

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