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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months

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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

#fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #sklonda gukgak #dimension 20 #this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the #majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job #and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous #like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time #not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day #and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize #you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working #this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me #the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society #holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense #anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir

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inkskinned · 1 year

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it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

#writeblr #warm up #i can't write rn but i have SO much words in here bc im reading the chorus of dragons books #(just started book 4)#and this woman's writing is just LIVING in my brain. let me out!!!#(i read roughly like 2-4 books a week usually bc i go on long walks with my dog but when a book is REALLY good like. it eats my life. )#anyway ...... so like here's a story that idk i've tried to explain to other people as being wild #but maybe im the only one who thinks it is wild???#so i play pokemon go (i just started in jan) bc i love pokemon and as i have mentioned i walk goblin for like an hour in the morning #and i don't like a lot of fitness trackers due to the fact it makes me .sad. but i also wanted the little digital rewards. enter pokemon go #anyway so they make you make friends to complete quests. so i used a reddit thread. i do not usually use reddit. i don't have an acct #i lurked. i just googled like ''pokemon go reddit '' and randomly added a bunch of numbers #i was on that page for all of 15 minutes. there are THOUSANDS of responses on that page.#here's what's wild: in that group of people. even though i am not on reddit and it was one random event once #it turns out one of those people lives in the town i live in. or at least very close. i only know this because #when we send each other gifts. it's from the same freaking area.#i can't ask them to meet up bc pokemon go doesn't have a messaging app lol but like . what are the fucking chances that #a random person posts in a random reddit thread and HAPPENS to get added by someone ELSE from their SAME TOWN #who by pure fucking CHANCE is ALSO playing pokemon go and looking for friends #i googled it there's only 42000 people in my broad region. the .......... smallness ! of the world!!!

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a2zillustration · 9 months

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I've been waiting for an excuse to tell you why Croissant is called Croissant for SO LONG

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#the way I've been rubbing my little goblin hands together every time I find some in-game Gale stuff that reflects Croissant's own backstory #THERE ARE SO MANY AND I PROMISE I DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THEM #me n Gale's writers sharing a braincell lmao #in other news how do some of y'all write/draw smut fanfiction bc I'm out here drawing stuff like this like “oh boy this is so embarrassing”#anyway thanks for reading jkngkjsfdnh #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #croissant adventures #tav #gale #gale x tav #comics #breadweave #gale dekarios #hey also ty everyone who tells me you enjoy the breadweave/gale comics #I always feel weird making ship stuff but! You assure me it's ok and I am grateful lol

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kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick · 4 months

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Snooping

I started drawing in this style so I could draw fast but this one took 7 hours oops

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bakudekublogblog · 5 months

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talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

#bkdk #bakudeku #it took all of my willpower not to be like my brother in christ i'm a fujo i'm gonna like anything that bkdk appears in #i'm not here for the powerscaling or the pacing or if they should be third years #i tried to say it like “oh lol i know everything that's gonna happen hhaha i am one of the crazies who stays up for leaks”#but i wanted to be like listen man i'm really only here for the homoeroticism idc about whatever it is youre talking about #not that i dont love mha as a whole i think it's got such a fun sandbox world and cast #it just feels like someone being like omg tell me if that new restaurant is good #and i'm like what the fuck i'm in the kitchen doing cocaine with the cooks #i was a waitress i'm allowed to say this #like we are not consuming the same thing #i'm in the goddamn trenches my emotional state depends on how homoerotic mha is gonna be #i'm in the deep underbelly of bkdk hands and soulmates and yearning i dont even know what you're talking about #i like mha an annoying amount #i wanted to be like remember when i came into work skipping and singing that was because we got bkdk sunset/ptsd scene #i'm a little freak goblin dont ask me if it's good i dont care that it's good I CARE THAT ITS MINE but also fuck you its good #it's the best fuck off if you dont like it you arent worthy of it #hori this is why you should give in and make bkdk canon the fujos are the ones who really love you

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bugsoda · 1 year

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*B I T E S you* oh sorry nothing personal haha

*B I T ES you again*

oops! gremlin brain, you get it haha

#reblog to B I T E everyone #i seriously need to go to bed #everyone should block me what is this #who am i kidding this is a normal [bugsoda] post #gremlincore #goblincore #gremlin brain #goblin brain #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #bites you bites you bites you #bastardcore #bugsoda

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ineffabildaddy · 11 months

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if you’re posting fanart/fanfiction/meta/gifs/any kind of fan content for the first time or without a large following, please don’t be afraid to tag me or dm it to me - i would love to check it out & tell you what i like about it:-) it’s vital that you know how important your contributions are and i want to make that happen for you so please let me<3

#i believe i am more enthusiastic about most people than they are about me #so like #this is coming from someone who wishes he experienced this more himself #but also just desperately wants to make others feel appreciated bc they deserve it #and the people who do take the time to make me feel appreciated make my presence here worth it #looking at u sad-chaos-goblin bowtiepastabitch raining-stars-somewhere else and others #not strictly good omens #ineffabildaddy

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batssybaby · 4 months

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so i’m pretty new to batjokes/the dc fandom (as in the past seven days new) but in every fic i’ve read, the joker has felt… so familiar to me. like i’ve known him as a character for years. and it’s been so easy for me to get into his headspace and write his voice and so this entire past week i’ve been like ? what is going ON is this like a weird soulmate character thing?? is the joker my one true fictional dude?? i mean i’m cool with it he’s funky but wtf ?? but i just realized. it’s. he’s rumplestiltskin once upon a time.

#i am both relieved and disappointed #i thought i was really connecting with the joker man #but nah i was just pasting him onto rumplestiltskin’s face and making slight adjustments subconciously #bc you know who i HAVE known for years? since i was 12?#rumplestiltskin once upon a time.#their laugh #their goblin mode #the way they can be silly one second and deadly scary the next #their general gay aura #alllll magic comes with a price✨🤭#batsy!!! 😚💖#yeahhhh #joker #batjokes #rumplestiltskin #rumplestiltskin ouat #my post

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ballpitwitch · 1 year

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Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #flashing gif #*#me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it #guess who won #BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive #sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man #keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you #LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY #I AM SO HAPPY #SMILEY BOY #free serotonin #me 5'4": i will pick him up #i love an old man #stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them #sorry i don't make the rules #if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them #i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros #forearms are so important #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #bout to become little red riding hood #the second and last 2 gifs #put that thing back where it came from or so help me #!!!!!!!!!!!

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stere0typical · 9 months

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RTD got his hands on that Disney budget and immediately thought of a bunch of funny gremlin puppets he could make the villains of every episode and I love him for that

#see: the meep. the toymasters whole shtick. the goblin king #i am such a supporter of weird little creatures being portrayed using puppets instead of just being editted in #doctor who #doctor who 60th #doctor who 60th anniversary #dr who #the church on ruby road #rtd #rtd2 #russel t davies

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 8 months

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My taste in men just got even worse so uhhhh threatening you guys with that again.

#how did this happen why do i want fucking MEDIC TF2 THIS IS HORRIBLE #also fun fact I was telling my friend about it and being Unhinged and then my computer immediately stopped working for 3 hours #the universe put me in goblin jail #...just realized that i am REALLY into men who could and would cut me open.

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writeouswriter · 2 days

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They said it couldn't be done, I didn't think it existed. But finally reached the Center of the Labyrinth*

*college website page where they actually detail what courses are in the program and don't just give you vague buzzwords about forward innovative learning

#colleges #i hate these guys who designed these da*dalus himself i think or j*reth the goblin king like who did this it took me a week it took me 8 yrs #i still can't find tuition fees but !#like this site is not searchable in any way you need to make a blood sacrifice you need to cast a magic spell to find what you're looking 4 #ignore me!#i'm feeling vaguely manic and am like i should've tried to do this 8 years ago i should've done this 8 yrs ago #i gotta get outta here i gotta get outta here but they want to make it so so difficult and confusing to do so!!!

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redthemarten · 30 days

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