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Law student nuggestsofchicken (heh) has been summarizing Josh’s bond hearing. I’ll be pasting that here, but you’re better off finding them on reddit yourself. I’m finding their commentary really useful because I have no real idea how any of this shit works or is supposed to work. Trying to keep their emphasis as true as possible, but might miss some stuff.

Prosecution’s first witness direct: Special Agent Gerald Faulkner Special agent with homeland security investigations (HSI)

Been with them since April of 2009

Since 2010 been working federal child exploitation cases

Works with ICAC task force which is Internet Child Against Children.

Worked over 1000 child exploitation cases

Vast majority involved online pornography

In May of 2019, there was an investigation of a bittorrent program that noted activity in the upper northwest area of AR involving distribution of known CP images

Explanation of peer-to-peer file sharing networks. Known by law enforcement as commonly used to distribute CP

Bittorrent is a version of peer-to-peer sharing

On May 14 and 15, detective was able to download two files

-EDITED AND REMOVED- Faulkner describes graphically what the CSA depicts. If you're really curious some news outlets have reported on it. But our members predominately felt that it was not worth reading.

Police used ISP and the geographic location of the IP address to locate the activity and it got directed to the DHS task force to address it.

Police issued a warrant to the ISP to obtain the name and account of the user.

In October 2019, the ISP revealed the account in question was owned by Joshua James Duggar with an address in Springdale.

Apparently the mapping system was out of date, and the proper address was Wholesale Motor Cars for the account associated with the activity.

DHS obtained federal search warrant to search the car lot.

Warrant was executed on November 8, 2019 at 3:15pm.

Car lot is adjacent to Highway 12, between Springdale and Siloam Springs. At the time of the search warrant there were approximately 30 cars and and RV on the lot. Two buildings, a shed undergoing remodel and a metal building the size of a toll booth which they found out was the main office.

When officers arrived on the scene they encountered Pest and two individuals.

Police approached with a soft approach, no weapons drawn, explained that an investigation was underway with suspected contraband electronically. This was not an arrest warrant, so the three people there were free to leave.

Police did not tell them case-specific facts because it could spoil statements that could be made.

None of the vehicles, none of the uniforms worn indicated that it was a child exploitation case.

Josh produced cell phone and said he wanted to call his attorney. Police said the phone was under investigation and then seized the phone to prevent any spoliation of evidence.

Josh remained on scene during the investigations. He was not guarded by law enforcement during the search.

Police seized a desktop computer, a macbook laptop inside an RV, and Josh’s iPhone.

Government’s Exhibit 1 is the photograph of the Wholesale Motor Cars main office.

Government’s Exhibit 2 is a photograph of the desktop computer. Wallpaper has a photo of Josh, Anna, and their kids but the kids have been redacted.

After securing the scene, they asked Josh if he’d be willing to discuss the issues. He agreed to speak with them.

Conversation happened inside a government vehicle. Duggar was passenger side, other officer was in the rear seat, Faulkner was in driver’s seat.

Other officer received verbal consent from Duggar to record the interview.

Duggar spontaneously asked, “What is this about? Has anyone been downloading child pornography?”

At that point, no one had told Duggar that child pornography was an issue in this case.

Officers Mirandized Duggar his rights.

Duggar said he owned and operated the car lot since June 2018, that he owned the desktop computer they found, as well as the Macbook and the cell phone they seized.

Duggar said he owned his phone but other family members could have access to it.

Duggar declined to provide the password to the desktop or the phone to law enforcement.

Duggar said that he owned the Macbook but that other family members had access to it.

He said, in response to a question from law enforcement, that he was familiar with peer-to-peer file sharing networks but did not which to comment further. He said that his devices might have been associated with peer-to-peer file sharing.

He noted that TOR might have been accessed by the desktop

TOR is a browser used to access the dark web, which is a known source of CP.

At this point law enforcement did not have reason to believe TOR/dark web was an issue in this case.

When asked if he was familiar with bittorrent Duggar declined to answer that question.

At this point, law enforcement explained that the investigation involved someone had been using bittorrent or peer-to-peer networks from that car lot to access CP involving children between the ages of 5-10

When asked whether he had any reason to suspect or had seen anyone using his computer accessing CP Duggar said “I’d rather not answer that question.”

Officers found bittorrent and TOR on the desktop.

Officers found fucking Covenant Eyes on the computer.

Information from Covenant Eyes indicated the program was registered to Josh and Anna Duggar.

On May 13, 2019 a linux-partition had been installed on the computer.

A linux partition can divide the harddrive of the computer into two isolated sections that work independently.

The linux partition was password protected and the last four characters of the password were -REDACTED- but had been used for a variety of his accounts over years.

Linux partition side did not have Covenant Eyes installed on it, so activity would not have been detected by the account.

On the Macbook there was bittorrent as well as Covenant Eyes.

Duggar had backed up his iPhone to that Macbook which allowed law enforcement to obtain texts, photos, etc. from the Macbook

Law enforcement found iChat messages from May 13-16, 2016 on the computer.

Government’s Exhibit 3 is a forensic examination summary of May 13 and May 14 extracted from Duggar’s electronic devices.

D objects to moving Exhibit 3 into evidence because of lack of foundation, and argues that it was prepared for litigation purposes but the witness was not the expert who created it.

P provides some more foundation for the Exhibit and judge admits it.

Exhibit is displayed. Basically summarizes the sus computer activity in May 2019. Linux partition was created and on the same day Tor Browser was installed on that side of the partition.

On May 14, at 4:49pm, Pest sends text that says “Got stuck here and still not free yet. Im gonna aim for tomorrow just after lunch.”

On May 14, at 4:58pm Tor browser was used to access porn sites associated with rape and files associated with CP. Video was downloaded

At 5:38pm, user accessed bittorrent. Two videos were downloaded. (Little Rock Officer was notified)

At 5:41pm, user accessed TOR directory site and website associated with bittorrent.

On May 15, 2019 at 11:35am computer user downloads 3 torrent files associated with CP.

Throughout the course of the day on May 15, Josh Duggar sends texts to 22 members of the Duggar family asking them to pray for a motorcyclist who got in an accident by Wholesale Motors. Computer also gets used to write reviews online under the name “Joshua.”

There’s also geolocations of photos taken at the car lot by Josh’s phone, but that piece of evidence doesn’t get admitted because D objects to lack of foundation regarding the reliability of geolocation data

TW: At 5:25 user of desktop downloads a file called “DD” that is known in the ICAC circle. Faulkner says that this series ranks in the top 5 of the worst CP he’s had to examine.

Josh’s screen goes black, AUSA wants to double check that he’s still present, he turns his screen back on.

At 6:56 user of desktop downloads a zip that contains 65 images of CP.

On May 16, user of desktop downloads file called “Pedomom”

The zip had been opened and the CP images had been viewed by the desktop.

Approximately 200 images of CP were located on the desktop in unallocated space, which means someone tried to delete them.

Friends and family at the time testified that Josh had a pornography addiction.

CX: Special Agent Faulkner

(I’m not gonna include information that was repeated on direct. Just getting the points that D seems to think is damning)

Faulkner was training another agent at the time of this investigation

The Detective in Little Rock was able to detect an IP address, but not one particular device.

Individual devices can be recognized by a MAG(?) address, which did not happen here

Little Rock detective did not have an Network Investigative Technique warrant

P objects on this, noting that it’s a detention hearing. Judge agrees but allows D to develop its point

D asks whether Faulkner’s first time reviewing the images at issue was in October 2019. Faulkner says it was probably June 2019.

D brings up the search warrant affidavit which suggests that Faulkner first reviewed the images in October.

D kind of tries to impeach Faulkner with the affidavit but the affidavit statement doesn’t really say that the first time he reviewed the images was in October, just that he did review them in October.

Law enforcement thinks Josh was the only one working at the car lot on May 13, 14, 15, 2019

D tries to distinguish Josh’s personal electronic (the mac and the iPhone) as being Apple while the desktop was a PC.

I know I’m kind of batting down the points D is trying to make but as someone who’s done trial work I think it’s worth saying that Justin Gelfand is really solid. Very conversational and likeable and really seems to know the case.

Re-Direct of Faulkner by P:

While Josh technically turned himself in, he had received word from his attorney who had received word from DHS that there was going to be a warrant executed and that DHS agents followed him as Anna drove him to turn himself in, as they didn’t want Duggar arrested in an area where children were

Question from the judge:

Covenant Eyes was installed on both the Macbook and the desktop.

Judge asked when Covenant Eyes was installed, but Faulkner didn’t know

Any reports from Covenant Eyes would’ve been sent to Anna. But the Covenant Eyes report wouldn’t pick up on the CP because it wasn’t installed on the linux partition side.

Prosecution’s second witness direct: Diem Nguyen - Probation officer

Probation officer for 17 years

Factors considered in determining whether someone should be released: Natures and circumstances of the case, defendant’s criminal history, place of employment, resident situation

Presumption cases are cases where an individual is presumed to be detained and the burden is on the defendant to demonstrate that they should be released

A third party custodian is someone who vouches for the defendant in federal court while their case is pending

They are basically in charge of the defendant if the defendant is released from custody and ensures that they follow all conditions placed by the court.

Mr. LaCount Reaver and Ms. Maria Reaver are the proposed third parties in this case. Mr. Reaver works outside of the home in a full-time capacity at the VA. Mr. Reaver is a pastor and volunteers with jail ministries Ms. Reaver is a full time homemaker. Ms. Reaver was concerned regarding being left alone with Duggar as she was a female and he was a male. (note: Ms. Nguyen is not a good witness. Doesn’t seem like she knows where the prosecution is trying to take this and isn’t really answering the questions) Minors would be coming into the Reaver’s residence for piano lessons where Duggar would be Ms. Reaver is close friends with Josh’s parents and they attended the same church at one point. She feels that she and her husband should help his parents and Josh. Ms. Reaver said she’s a lot closer to Josh’s parents than to Josh himself Josh’s parents reached out to the Reavers for their assistance Ms. Reaver said she was familiar with the charges in question but she did not know the details of them. Both Mr. and Ms. Reaver had concealed carry licenses and had 3 rifles and 6 pistols at their resident. Nguyen asked if they had a gun safe to keep access away from Josh and Ms. Reaver said they would lock up the guns in a master bedroom closet. Ms. Reaver did not have a plan for what to do with the minors coming to the house but said that they would always be accompanied by another adult Duggar would be staying at a side bedroom that locks from the inside so Duggar couldn’t lock it himself, but he could exit the bedroom from an exterior door Nguyen thinks the Reavers “could” be suitable third-party custodians, however the minors coming to the home as well as the firearms causes the probation office some concern. There is internet at the residence but it is password protected. During the interview with Josh, Nguyen asked whether he was suffering from any addictions. He said no. Nguyen found a statement from Josh in 2015 where he admitted to a pornography addiction, but did not ask him about it. AUSA asks about molestation from Josh when he was younger. D objects claiming these records are sealed and leaked from tabloids, and deals with his conduct as a child. Judge overrules. Judge explains that she is concerned about the safety of the community. If the previous molestation issues had been handled in juvenile court it would’ve been sealed. But Duggar and his family have chosen to be public about these activities and admissions and they’re not too far in the past to still be relevant. Minors were 11, 10, 9, and 5 at the time of the incident, and Josh was 14. Nguyen recommends that Josh be detained and the presumption apply. Even if Reavers were suitable third-party custodians it wouldn’t mitigate the risk to the community.

CX: Probation Officer Nguyen

Reavers have no criminal history

No minors reside at the Reaver home

Reavers said they would do whatever they needed to do to be Josh’s third-party custodians

“If the firearms were removed from the home and if the piano lessons cease, would that be a suitable third party residence?” “Quite possibly.” -Justin Gelfand looks forlorn-

In the 17 months Josh has been aware of the investigation, Josh has not left the country.

Re-direct of Probation Officer Nguyen:

Re-iterates the sexual abuse of minors from years ago

Re-cross of Probation Officer Nguyen:

*missed this because I was taking my dog out to pee* But the bit I caught sounds like they were emphasizing that the probation office had the authority to detain Josh if he violates any of the release conditions.

-prosecution rests its case-

Defense First Witness Maria Reaver:

She’s Asian. Did not expect that

“Are you aware of the charges brought against Mr. Duggar?” “Some”

Aware of the two charges here

No criminal history

Has a place where Josh can live in her house

Lives in Washington County

Has a mother-in-law kind of suite in her home that Josh should live in

Would be willing to abide by any conditions given by court

Would report any broken conditions to the court

(Defense attorney Travis Story is….not as good as Gelfand. Lots of stumbling and unclear wording. The reason my summary of this testimony is so choppy is because that’s how it’s being presented. Reaver giving pretty much just one word answers)

Adult daughter teaches piano at the Reaver home

A few minors come over for piano lessons

Location of piano lessons could be moved to a different place

Has a place to move the fire arms if need be

Mr. Reaver leaves for work at 6:30am and gets home at 4pm

Ms. Reaver and her daughter would be alone at home with Josh. The daughter would come and go throughout the day, possibly leaving Ms. Reaver home alone with Josh.

Ms. Reaver would be OK being alone with Josh.

Wants to be the third party custodian to help the family and “minister” to them

Story just says “That’s admirable.” and i laughed bro you’re not the one testifying here??

Ms. Reaver is willing to serve as third party custodian regardless of whatever rules the court chooses to impose.

CX of Maria Reaver:

Reavers have neighbors, but each of them have about 5-10 acres of land so they’re pretty spread out.

Known the Duggar family for 5-6 years. From time-to-time would interact with Josh.

They’ve been inside the Duggar home. And been to a couple of weddings.

Never had a one-on-one conversation with Josh.

Never been alone with Josh.

Attended church them in 2015 when the sexual abuse allegations first came out, but wasn’t fully aware of them. Is aware of them now.

AUSA asks “Can you tell me what you know about the allegations?” Reaver pauses, is silent, and then says “Give me a minute.” Story objects, judge overrules.

“I don’t fully know everything but from my understanding there was some, uh, when he was younger, I’m not sure how old, maybe a teenager, that there was inappropriate touching of some of the minors.”

Was not aware that one of the minors was 5-years-old

“Does knowing that there was a 5 year old involved change your decision to serve as a third-party custodian?” “I’m looking at is as we are here to be as help, to the family, to Josh and Anna. To minister to them.”

Jim Bob called her husband and asked them to be the third party custodian because her husband and Jim Bob are good friends.

“Did you feel any pressure or obligation to serve as the third-party custodian?” “My husband has made the decision and I’m here to support that decision.”

More talk about ministry and serving others

If the conditions were violated she would alert the court before notifying her husband

Would not leave her adult daughter alone with Josh

“We don’t have internet-internet, our internet is in our phone, it’s like a hotspot. There’s no wifi. We don’t have cable. There is no hard wiring.” (side note: wtf?? It’s 2021)

Phones are password protected

Understands that if Josh is released to her home he could be there for 6 months.

Redirect of Maria Reaver:

Re iterates that she would alert the court directly if the conditions were violated

Questions from the judge:

First call if the conditions were violated would be to the US probation office (“Not your husband, not Jim Bob Duggar, not elders in the church”)

Daughter has been spoken to regarding relocation of the piano lessons

“This case has gotten a lot of publicity. And the last thing Mr. Duggar needs is an incident with a firearm.” Reaver says she’d remove firearm

Defense second witness: LaCount Reaver

Has firearms in the house, but would be willing to relocate them outside the house

Willing to serve as third-party custodian along with his wife

????THAT’S IT?? Literally 3 questions

CX:

Was aware of Duggars’ charges specifically

Was not aware of all the details, such as that toddlers were involved

But does not change his opinion of being the third party custodian

Jim Bob Duggar was the one who reached out to them first

JB asked if it was something he could think about, pray about, being a part of

JB referenced Reaver’s involvement with prison ministry as making him a potentially good third-party custodian

Has known the Duggars for 6-8 years

Knew them in 2015

Didn’t know the exact details but was familiar with “some charges” related to him

Knew that the minors resided in the house where Josh resided

Was not part of the church in 2005.

No hesitation about leaving his daughter or wife alone with Josh

No implication that he would get anything in return for housing Josh

He’s a volunteer chaplain at Washington County jail but that’s been halted because of COVID-19

Not necessarily interested in offering counseling for Josh

Willing to call US Probation directly if Josh violates conditions

Has “phone internet” and “uses that for the computer.”

Says he’s a “3 or 4” on a scale of 1-10 of tech savviness

Phone is locked with a pin

Did not know Josh is tech savvy

Last time he spoke with Josh one-on-one was more than a year ago

Not sure if his wife has ever had a one-on-one conversation with Josh

“Is it common practice in your marriage that when your wife interacts with men that there should be a chaperone there?” “I think that would be best.”

Says that his wife should be around Josh with another person, not necessarily a male, could be a daughter

Is a family, they discuss things, they both prayed and decided to do it

“When a family is in need and they ask you for help, I think that’s something anyone would do”

Questions from the judge:

Willing to remove firearms if Josh is released to his custody

Will under no circumstances reveal his password to his phone or computers to Josh

“If you or your wife or your daughter observe or learn about a violation by Mr. Duggar I need to hear you say that your first call will be the US probation officer who’s supervising this case?” He says yes.

Judge: “The time for prayer, and conversations with Jim Bob, and with the elders of the church, that will happen after calling the probation office.”

Defense closes case. Closing arguments now.

Judge asked both sides to keep closing arguments to ~5 minutes since it was getting late.

Prosecution closing:

Nature and circumstances of charges:

Josh intentionally used Bit Torrent to receive CP.

Intentionally used linux partitions to hide what he was doing

Covenant Eyes does not pick up on what’s going on behind the partition

Josh took steps to conceal his activity by doing it on his work computer and avoid the recognition of Covenant Eyes.

-description of how horrific the CP found on Josh’s computer was-

Emphasized that the partition was password protected using a password linked with Josh’s other accounts which indicates that Josh, and not another employee, was behind the partition

Timeline in Exhibits 3 and 4 demonstrate that Josh was the one using the computer in May to download CP and throughout the day texting his family and using the computer for other uses

Discussion of Josh committing sexual abuse when he was a teenager.

Josh’s lack of movement in the past 17 months does not necessarily mean he wont be a flight risk now that circumstances are different

Nature and seriousness of the danger to the community:

We know the extent and the steps Josh will take to hide his actions. We know the kind of material depicted in the CSA that Josh had. We know he has a sexual attraction to children.

Not sure if the Reavers, Ms. Reaver in particular, understand the task that she would have to take on as third-party custodians.

Ms. Reaver doesn’t generally wanna be alone with a male. They have guns. They have minors at their place for piano lessons. Doesn’t make sense that they’d want turn their entire life around to do a favor for a family friend.

We know Josh has a history of “hands on” abuse, we’ve seen how sneaky he can be, AUSA asks that he be detained.

Defense closing:

Josh is presumed innocent of what he’s accused of. A detention hearing is not the place to try this case.

Two prongs under Bail Reform Act: 1) Flight risk

DHS executed search warrant in November 2019, 17 months ago, but Josh has not fled since then. Voluntarily surrendered without issue.

Not a danger to the community. If law enforcement thought that he was a danger they could’ve detained him back in 2019, but they didn’t.

Probation officer Nguyen testified he has been fully compliant since he’s been arrested.

Judge asked the Reavers point blank if they were willing to report to the probation office first, and they said yes.

Law unambiguously points against detention, and the facts point against detention.

Court taking brief recess to collect thoughts and look through evidence. Asks Josh if he’s doing OK, or where he is in the detention center. He says “Sitting on a metal stool, Your Honor.”

Judge's thoughts:

Nature of circumstances of charges against Josh: Presumed innocent. But count 1 carries a mandatory minimum 5 year sentence. Count 2 could carry sentence of 20 years based on the evidence admitted at trial. Court views these charges as very serious. Court is concerned about the evidence describing those charges. It is concerning that that DD file is "some of the worst sexual abuse child pornography that he has seen in over a thousand cases." That concerns the courts.

The number of images concerns the court. The prepubescent age of the victims concerns the court. The sophistication of the person who downloaded the images concerns the court. It is not the average defendant who can access the Dark Web, who can use partition devices, and who can bypass significant surveillance programs.

Children are involuntary victims of pornography and sexual abuse. They're subject often to human trafficking and other circumstances we don't have time to address. The demand and download of child pornography fields the market for the production of this material. The forensic evidence suggests that a significant amount of effort was made to download a significant amount of child sexual material. The weight of the evidence is not insubstantial. That also weighs against Josh.

History and characteristics of Josh: Josh has a long history in Northwest Arkansas, he's married, has children. He has no drug or alcohol history. It seems that Josh has been involved in various businesses in Arkansas. Josh turned himself in and does not appear to have a history of other crimes. Josh did not seem to obstruct any investigation.

The court does not need to treat Josh differently than anyone else similarly situated. However, Josh's family has chosen to make their family life public. Although Josh has never been convicted of any crime, he has admitted to in the past touching children, which concerns the court. That was a public admission, and everyone at this hearing knows it. This concerns the court. What's particularly concerning is the age of Josh's sisters and the age of the children involved with the charges against him.

The court is mindful, however, that this conduct happened a long time ago. And it happened when Josh was a child. That fact, and that fact alone, are in Josh's favor. It is concerning to court that Josh has committed that he has an issue with pornography; that is different than child pornography. But what the court has heard is that prior to images being downloaded to Josh's computer, Covenant Eyes was installed which is a program that acts as a deterrent. The court has also heard testimony that Josh's wife may have been his accountability partner on that. The court is not making a determination on that, but it concerns the court.

The court is concerned that the ages of the children involved are very similar to the age of Josh's children and the ages of his nieces and his nephews. The court keeps coming back to the age of the children Josh interacts with on a daily basis and is concerned.

Seriousness of the danger Josh poses to the community: The court does not know. Josh has not been convicted of being a danger to anyone. There is no criminal history that suggests Josh has displayed a pattern of violence to anyone. But Josh's children, his sibling's children, and his minor brothers and sisters are all part of the community that need to be protected from him.

This is a very close call. The U.S. Attorney has not met its burden.

Josh Duggar will be released on very strict conditions:

- Cannot be returned to his guest house or TTH

- Court is not interested in second chances. Don't fuck up with the Reavers. (paragraphsed)

- Tomorrow Josh will be released to the Reavers with close GPS monitoring. Restricted to this residence except for working, education, church, medical services, meeting with lawyers, court ordered obligation, or other activities approved IN ADVANCE by the probation office.

- May not possess or view pornography or erotica of any kind

- Court does not think it has the technology to limit Josh's use. Josh cannot have computers, phones, smart TVs, gaming systems, etc. He may not ask for the passwords from the Reavers or her daughter.

- Josh can get a jitterbug phone to contact counsel as long as it's approved by a probation officer.

- Josh cannot leave the Western District of Arkansas.

- Josh can have unlimited contact with his children as long as their mother is present. Josh cannot have contact with any other minor children including siblings, family members, piano students, etc.

- Not a requirement but a recommendation: Plan activities based on who he might run into. Avoid birthday parties, etc.

- No substances, drugs or alcohol

- Cannot actually or constructively possess a firearm

- Must surrender passport and not obtain a new passport

- May not violate any state or local law

- Must provide a DNA sample

- Must appear in court as requested

- Tomorrow must sign an appearance bond

#Josh Duggar #2021 #duggar family #reddit #sin in the camp #team legitimate rape

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Gravity Falls sentence starters - Part 18

1. “I know that laugh. Show yourself!”

2. “Get out of here! You have no dominion in our world!”

3. “I have to warn them. S/he’s coming.”

4. “Okay. _____’s got to have some decent board games.”

5. “Ooh, mysterious scrolls and potions. Are you going to tell us that we’re finally of age to go to wizard school? Is there an owl in this bag?”

6. “I can assure you that if there is an owl in this bag, he’s long dead.”

7. “_____’s been pretty paranoid since ______ turned him/her into a living sock puppet.”

8. “It was a lot more heroic than it sounds.”

9. “The fact that you’ve dealt with ____ is gravely serious.”

10. “Fortunately, there should be a way to shield us from his/her mental tricks. A way to ____-proof the _____.”

11. “So can I go on a mission to go get that hair? Please please please! I’LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!”

12. “I haven’t been in this dimension in a while. It’s okay to give children weapons, right?”

13. “I’ve dealt with unicorns before, and if I had to describe them in one word it would be... ‘frustrating’.”

14. “Welcome to my private study, a place where I keep my most ancient and secret knowledge.”

15. “Forget the gal/guy talk. I’m here to meet, touch, and-or become a unicorn.”

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18. “It says to summon the unicorn, one must bellow this ancient chant droned only by the deepest voiced druids of old.”

19. “I’ll bet you ten bucks, nothing happens.”

20. “I used to be one of the sweetest people I knew, but lately I’ve been slacking in the whole ‘goodness’ department.”

21. “From this day forth, I’ll do so many good deeds, I’ll have the purest heart in _____!”

22. “So what is _____ exactly?”

23. “I dismantled the portal, but with this tear, ____ still has a way into our reality.”

24. “So how do we keep ____ out of our minds?”

25. “This machine is safer. It will scan your mind, bioelectrically encrypting your thoughts so that _____ can’t read them.”

26. “Okay, _____. It’s time to strengthen your heart.”

27. “______’s a straight-up saint, you judgmental hoof-bag.”

28. “I’m sorry, _____. It’s not my fault you’re a bad person.”

29. “It’s not about the hair anymore, ____, it’s about me! Being kind and sweet is what makes me who I am. If I’m not a good person, who am I?”

30. “It’s time we stopped trying to be so ‘perfect’ and be who we really are. We’re crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We’re not unicorns, we’re wo/men, and we take what we want!”

31. “I’m looking for someone who knows how to take down a unicorn. No tricks or games!”

32. “Tell it to the adorable owl we’ve dressed as judge.”

33. “No, you don’t understand! I just want to be good like you!”

34. “All this time... all this time I thought I was a bad person. But you’re even worse than I am!”

35. “Oh, so it’s a fight you want. Well then it’s a fight you’re gonna get.”

36. “Ugh. This is taking forever. How long have I been doing this for?”

37. “Where are these ideas coming from? Who are you working with?”

38. “Then it’s a deal. From now until the end of time.”

39. “You shouldn’t have done that.”

40. “Look into my eyes. Look at my pupils. It’s me, _____. It’s me.”

41. “I tried to erase your mind. I’m so sorry.”

42. “If that really were ____ though, you would have done great.”

43. “The reason I’ve been preparing you for _____’s tricks is because ____ tricked me. It’s the biggest regret of my life.”

44. “_____ wasn’t always my enemy, _____. I used to think s/he was my friend. Long, long ago...”

45. “Whoa, don’t have a heart attack. You’re not 92 yet.”

46. “You lied to me! Where does that portal really lead?”

47. “No. I’ll stop you. I’ll shut it down!”

48. “To ____ it’s just a game, but to us it would mean the end of our world.”

49. “You’ve protected your family. You’re a good person, _____.”

50. “Today I learned that morality is relative.”

51. “MONEY!”

52. “Perfect! This will protect us from _____. As long as we’re inside, our minds are safe.”

53. “An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?”

54. “That was a fun 78 hours.”

55. “I already went through the trouble of packing all your stuff. Even that stuff you kept in a secret box under the bed.”

56. “I know s/he’s not interested, and I know it’s over, but how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?”

57. “Two words, _____. Move on.”

58. “Man, RVs are amazing. I can’t believe we’re sitting at a table in a moving vehicle!”

59. “Informational travel pamphlets. I want to read them all and gain their travel knowledge.”

60. “Don’t let the face fool you. This wo/man lit my car on fire on two nonconsecutive occasions.”

61. “I want to move on, but I’m terrible at talking to girls/boys. The moment I open my mouth around them, I unravel like... like... well, I can’t think of a perfect metaphor, but you get the gist.”

62. “When it comes to girls/boys, you gotta be confident, and funny, but not too funny. And be kind of annoying, but in a lovable way.”

63. “Maybe it’s the blood pooling in my head, but _____ seems different.”

64. “Is it bad to flirt with this many girls/boys at once? I just want to get over _____, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

65. “That’s the best part about flirting on a road trip. You’re never going to see any of these gals/guys again.”

66. “I’ve never really noticed him/her before, but s/he seems different lately. Less sweaty and more charming.”

67. “Even their made up legends are better than ours.”

68. “You’ve got to help me! Everything you’ve taught me worked too well. I think _____ just asked me out on a date.”

69. “Oh, I seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?”

70. “Take my advice or don’t, but clearly I know what I’m doing.”

71. “If I had a baby, I would name it ‘_____ 2: The Sequel’.”

72. “This mountain is full of mysteries. Like, why is my head falling on your shoulder?”

73. “The good news is, I’ve solved the mystery of where ____’s mummies come from. The bad news is, I’m about to become one.”

74. “Turns out ____’s one of those spider-people. But beyond that the date’s been okay.”

75. “You couldn’t tell s/he was a spider?!”

76. “I was blinded by flattery! Also this acid s/he spit in my face.”

77. “Sorry, toots, but this time you’re the one being used for your body. Which, to my weird species, is food.”

78. “Allow me to slip into something more horrifying.”

79. “THERE THERE! LET MY CALMING VOICE SOOTH YOU!”

80. “Look, I’m so sorry about everything, but ____’s in trouble. You can totally kill me later, but right now s/he needs us. I’ll explain on the way.”

81. “You know, even if your dating tips were bad, I actually haven’t thought about ____ all day. Plus, you did teach me to be more confident. I guess I just have to learn to use that power for good.”

82. “It’s okay, _____. The open road makes people do crazy things.”

83. “Aw, come on. Everyone loves my pranks. And the best part is, I never have to face any conseq- SWEET LORD!”

84. “I don’t understand. I completely don’t deserve this.”

85. “Okay, _____, remember what your _____ taught you. When you get lost, stay exactly where you are and don’t move.”

86. “You know, I would make a really good scarecrow.”

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Being Alone, Apparently, and Children: SOCIAL, SWEET, HE S A REGULAR JOE TO BE KILLED 6/4/19 He’s our “regular” JOE! Poor Joe arrived at the shelter as a stray, with no past, no history, no sweet owner notes to tell us about all his many gifts. No, he came with nothing but his big happy smile, his smushy kissable face, and his happy heart. He is a bit out of sorts at the shelter, a worried, confused 3 year old youngster who just wants a friend….and face it – the shelter environment can be overwhelming with all the other barking, crying pups who miss their parents. And Joe is not a big fan of his peers, so it makes his stay especially hard. Joe clearly wants to be your one and only “doggy child” and he needs a quiet, calm, structured home where he can get by his ordeal of 1) being lost and alone in the streets of NYC, and 2) having to be in the scary shelter. He is soft, social, playful and seeks the comfort of his human companions. But still he is anxious and nervous and really needs out asap. If you are an experienced foster or adopter in an adult only home (no kids under age 13), please hurry and Message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance fostering or adopting this big, hunky, happy hearted boy. JOE, ID# 63576, 3 Yrs. Old, 76.8 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White I came to the shelter as an Agency, 5/21/2019 Shelter Assessment Rating: New Hope Rescue Only Medical Behavior Rating: 1. Green AT RISK NOTE: Joe has a shown a low threshold for arousal and has exhibited reactivity toward other dogs. Joe would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Joe has dental disease which may require further care. SHELTER ASSESMENT SUMMARIES - Date of assessment:: 5/23/2019 Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Extreme Leash walking comments: Lunges towards dogs barking and growling intensely Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted, does not approach Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, Leans into pets Arousal Jog: Engages in play, escalates Arousal: Jumps up and snaps at assessor Knock: No response Knock Comments: None Toy: Tenses, hovers Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Due to arrival as a stray, Joe's history around other dogs is unknown. A single dog residence is recommended. 5/22: When introduced to a female greeter dog, Joe lunges, growls, and bares teeth toward her. An off leash greeting is not conducted due to concern for safety. On 5/23, Joe's initial reaction to a prop dog was evaluated. While walking the prop dog on leash, Joe rushed over, growled, and snapped. Due to these observations, in addition to Joe's size and strength, a muzzled introduction is not appropriate to be conducted on a helper dog due to safety and stress level concern. MEDICAL BEHAVIOR - Date of initial:: 5/21/2019 Summary:: Allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Joe so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. At the care center, he displays a medium-high level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Single pet home/no dog parks: See DOG-DOG. A single dog residence is recommended until further observation on Joe's behavior around other dogs. No children; Due to the low threshold for arousal Joe has displayed at the care center, jumping up and snapping when a person is running, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the low threshold for arousal and extreme dog reactivity Joe displays at the care center, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Joe is extremely reactive to dogs, lunging at them, barking, and growling intensely. He is unable to be redirected away from dogs. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. Low threshold for arousal: Joe has displayed a low threshold for arousal at the care center, jumping up and snapping at the assessor when the assessor was running. He will need slow interactions and positive reinforcement training. Please see handout on Low threshold for arousal. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 22/05/2019 (LVT NOTES) Microchip Scan: Negative, placed MC Evidence of Cruelty: No Observed Behavior: Green, allows handling Sex: Intact male Estimated Age: 3 yrs. Subjective: Stray Eyes: both eyes are clean and clear Ears: both ears are clean and clear Oral Exam: mild tartar Heart: normal rhythm and rate Lungs: normal rhythm and rate Abdomen: palpated, no masses seen, not extended Musculoskeletal: ambulatory Mentation: BARH BCS : 5/9 Preliminary Assessment:Apparently healthy Plan: need DVM exam and RV NOSF 23/05/2019 VET NOTES DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~3yrs based on PE. Microchip noted on Intake? scanned negative. placed by LVT History : stray found roaming outside. Subjective / Observed Behavior - BAR, allows handling. tail wagging and panting during exam. Loose body. Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none Objective BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: dc 1/5; pd 1/5 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: No murmur ausculted; CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male. testicles are smooth and symmstrical. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal. Assessment dental disease slightly overweight Prognosis: excellent Plan: recommend routine daily dental care after placement recommend weight loss of ~5lbs for ideal weight SURGERY: Okay for surgery *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** JOE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt him. He cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can he be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE! HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Being Alone, Apparently, and Children: SOCIAL, SWEET, HE S A REGULAR JOE TO BE KILLED – 6/1/2019 He’s our “regular” JOE! Poor Joe arrived at the shelter as a stray, with no past, no history, no sweet owner notes to tell us about all his many gifts. No, he came with nothing but his big happy smile, his smushy kissable face, and his happy heart. He is a bit out of sorts at the shelter, a worried, confused 3 year old youngster who just wants a friend….and face it – the shelter environment can be overwhelming with all the other barking, crying pups who miss their parents. And Joe is not a big fan of his peers, so it makes his stay especially hard. Joe clearly wants to be your one and only “doggy child” and he needs a quiet, calm, structured home where he can get by his ordeal of 1) being lost and alone in the streets of NYC, and 2) having to be in the scary shelter. He is soft, social, playful and seeks the comfort of his human companions. But still he is anxious and nervous and really needs out asap. If you are an experienced foster or adopter in an adult only home (no kids under age 13), please hurry and Message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance fostering or adopting this big, hunky, happy hearted boy. JOE, ID# 63576, 3 Yrs. Old, 76.8 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White I came to the shelter as an Agency, 5/21/2019 Shelter Assessment Rating: New Hope Rescue Only Medical Behavior Rating: 1. Green AT RISK NOTE: Joe has a shown a low threshold for arousal and has exhibited reactivity toward other dogs. Joe would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Joe has dental disease which may require further care. SHELTER ASSESMENT SUMMARIES - Date of assessment:: 5/23/2019 Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Extreme Leash walking comments: Lunges towards dogs barking and growling intensely Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted, does not approach Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, Leans into pets Arousal Jog: Engages in play, escalates Arousal: Jumps up and snaps at assessor Knock: No response Knock Comments: None Toy: Tenses, hovers Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Due to arrival as a stray, Joe's history around other dogs is unknown. A single dog residence is recommended. 5/22: When introduced to a female greeter dog, Joe lunges, growls, and bares teeth toward her. An off leash greeting is not conducted due to concern for safety. On 5/23, Joe's initial reaction to a prop dog was evaluated. While walking the prop dog on leash, Joe rushed over, growled, and snapped. Due to these observations, in addition to Joe's size and strength, a muzzled introduction is not appropriate to be conducted on a helper dog due to safety and stress level concern. MEDICAL BEHAVIOR - Date of initial:: 5/21/2019 Summary:: Allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Joe so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. At the care center, he displays a medium-high level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Single pet home/no dog parks: See DOG-DOG. A single dog residence is recommended until further observation on Joe's behavior around other dogs. No children; Due to the low threshold for arousal Joe has displayed at the care center, jumping up and snapping when a person is running, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the low threshold for arousal and extreme dog reactivity Joe displays at the care center, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Joe is extremely reactive to dogs, lunging at them, barking, and growling intensely. He is unable to be redirected away from dogs. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. Low threshold for arousal: Joe has displayed a low threshold for arousal at the care center, jumping up and snapping at the assessor when the assessor was running. He will need slow interactions and positive reinforcement training. Please see handout on Low threshold for arousal. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 22/05/2019 (LVT NOTES) Microchip Scan: Negative, placed MC Evidence of Cruelty: No Observed Behavior: Green, allows handling Sex: Intact male Estimated Age: 3 yrs. Subjective: Stray Eyes: both eyes are clean and clear Ears: both ears are clean and clear Oral Exam: mild tartar Heart: normal rhythm and rate Lungs: normal rhythm and rate Abdomen: palpated, no masses seen, not extended Musculoskeletal: ambulatory Mentation: BARH BCS : 5/9 Preliminary Assessment:Apparently healthy Plan: need DVM exam and RV NOSF 23/05/2019 VET NOTES DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~3yrs based on PE. Microchip noted on Intake? scanned negative. placed by LVT History : stray found roaming outside. Subjective / Observed Behavior - BAR, allows handling. tail wagging and panting during exam. Loose body. Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none Objective BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: dc 1/5; pd 1/5 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: No murmur ausculted; CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male. testicles are smooth and symmstrical. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal. Assessment dental disease slightly overweight Prognosis: excellent Plan: recommend routine daily dental care after placement recommend weight loss of ~5lbs for ideal weight SURGERY: Okay for surgery *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** JOE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt him. He cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can he be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE! HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Being Alone, Apparently, and Children: SOCIAL, SWEET, HE S A REGULAR JOE TO BE KILLED – 5/30/2019 He’s our “regular” JOE! Poor Joe arrived at the shelter as a stray, with no past, no history, no sweet owner notes to tell us about all his many gifts. No, he came with nothing but his big happy smile, his smushy kissable face, and his happy heart. He is a bit out of sorts at the shelter, a worried, confused 3 year old youngster who just wants a friend….and face it – the shelter environment can be overwhelming with all the other barking, crying pups who miss their parents. And Joe is not a big fan of his peers, so it makes his stay especially hard. Joe clearly wants to be your one and only “doggy child” and he needs a quiet, calm, structured home where he can get by his ordeal of 1) being lost and alone in the streets of NYC, and 2) having to be in the scary shelter. He is soft, social, playful and seeks the comfort of his human companions. But still he is anxious and nervous and really needs out asap. If you are an experienced foster or adopter in an adult only home (no kids under age 13), please hurry and Message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance fostering or adopting this big, hunky, happy hearted boy. JOE, ID# 63576, 3 Yrs. Old, 76.8 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White I came to the shelter as an Agency, 5/21/2019 Shelter Assessment Rating: New Hope Rescue Only Medical Behavior Rating: 1. Green AT RISK NOTE: Joe has a shown a low threshold for arousal and has exhibited reactivity toward other dogs. Joe would be best suited for placement with a new hope partner that can provide the necessary behavior modification. Medically, Joe has dental disease which may require further care. SHELTER ASSESMENT SUMMARIES - Date of assessment:: 5/23/2019 Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Extreme Leash walking comments: Lunges towards dogs barking and growling intensely Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted, does not approach Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, Leans into pets Arousal Jog: Engages in play, escalates Arousal: Jumps up and snaps at assessor Knock: No response Knock Comments: None Toy: Tenses, hovers Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES – DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Due to arrival as a stray, Joe's history around other dogs is unknown. A single dog residence is recommended. 5/22: When introduced to a female greeter dog, Joe lunges, growls, and bares teeth toward her. An off leash greeting is not conducted due to concern for safety. On 5/23, Joe's initial reaction to a prop dog was evaluated. While walking the prop dog on leash, Joe rushed over, growled, and snapped. Due to these observations, in addition to Joe's size and strength, a muzzled introduction is not appropriate to be conducted on a helper dog due to safety and stress level concern. MEDICAL BEHAVIOR - Date of initial:: 5/21/2019 Summary:: Allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Joe so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. At the care center, he displays a medium-high level of activity. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks,Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Single pet home/no dog parks: See DOG-DOG. A single dog residence is recommended until further observation on Joe's behavior around other dogs. No children; Due to the low threshold for arousal Joe has displayed at the care center, jumping up and snapping when a person is running, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to the low threshold for arousal and extreme dog reactivity Joe displays at the care center, we recommend placement with a New Hope partner who can provide any necessary behavior modification (force-free, positive reinforcement-based) and re-evaluate behavior in a stable home environment before placement into a permanent home. Potential challenges: : On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Joe is extremely reactive to dogs, lunging at them, barking, and growling intensely. He is unable to be redirected away from dogs. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. Low threshold for arousal: Joe has displayed a low threshold for arousal at the care center, jumping up and snapping at the assessor when the assessor was running. He will need slow interactions and positive reinforcement training. Please see handout on Low threshold for arousal. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 22/05/2019 (LVT NOTES) Microchip Scan: Negative, placed MC Evidence of Cruelty: No Observed Behavior: Green, allows handling Sex: Intact male Estimated Age: 3 yrs. Subjective: Stray Eyes: both eyes are clean and clear Ears: both ears are clean and clear Oral Exam: mild tartar Heart: normal rhythm and rate Lungs: normal rhythm and rate Abdomen: palpated, no masses seen, not extended Musculoskeletal: ambulatory Mentation: BARH BCS : 5/9 Preliminary Assessment:Apparently healthy Plan: need DVM exam and RV NOSF 23/05/2019 VET NOTES DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~3yrs based on PE. Microchip noted on Intake? scanned negative. placed by LVT History : stray found roaming outside. Subjective / Observed Behavior - BAR, allows handling. tail wagging and panting during exam. Loose body. Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none Objective BCS 6/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: dc 1/5; pd 1/5 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: No murmur ausculted; CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male. testicles are smooth and symmstrical. MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal. Assessment dental disease slightly overweight Prognosis: excellent Plan: recommend routine daily dental care after placement recommend weight loss of ~5lbs for ideal weight SURGERY: Okay for surgery *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** JOE IS RESCUE ONLY. You must fill out applications with New Hope Rescues to foster or adopt him. He cannot be reserved online at the ACC ARL, nor can he be direct adopted at the shelter. PLEASE HURRY AND MESSAGE OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE! HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Beautiful, Cats, and Children: Sweet special beloved & beautiful- Sunny ld 62509, 2 Yrs, 50 Lbs. of Perfection, at Staten Island ACC INTAKE DATE – 5/11/2019 With eyes as the color of caramel, and just as soft and sweet, SUNNY is a gem of a dog who is stunning in every way. Just a youngster and puppy playful, she flashes her beautiful smile and wins the hearts of everyone around her. She is incredibly friendly and social, and she so deserves a long and happy life with a family who will love and cherish her. Just read all the accolades from volunteers below who all adore this amazing girl, then rush to foster or adopt her now. Message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance. A staff member writes: “Some people start the day with coffee, some start it with tea, but why not start your day with a large helping of Sunny D! Sunny D is a friendly girl who likes to solicit attention at the front of her kennel to all who pass by. She likes to play in the yard and run around, she surely is full of vibrant energy. She is a mere two years old, so you will still get lots of that playful "puppy prowess". Why not come down and start the next day of your life by picking up our Sunny D and taking her home to cherish!” Volunteer Sandra McDonald writes: “Sunny D has the perfect name !!! She so cheerful and fun shes sure to brighten even the gloomiest day. Sunny loved every person she met and was happy to meet Max thru the fence. She’s a great dog.” Another staff member writes: “Sunny D was found as a stray and is looking for a new home. She's really sweet, and so full of life! She's in adoptions now at SIACC.” MY MOVIE: Hazel Eyed Honey http://bit.ly/2JSamkg SUNNY D, ID# 62509, 2 yrs old, 50.6 lbs, Unaltered Female Staten Island ACC, Large Mixed Breed, Tan / White Surrender Reason: Found Stray Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 3 No children (under 13) Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray, no known history SHELTER ASSESSMENT SUMMARIES - Date of assessment: 15-May-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Fearful, avoids Call over: Approaches with coaxing, wary, tense, whale-eyeing Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Tolerates contact, tense Exuberant handling: Tolerates contact, tense Handling comments: Arousal Jog: Follows, a bit fearful, low body Arousal comments: Knock Knock Comments: No response Toy Toy comments: Freezes, growls MEDICAL BEHAVIOR - Date of initial: 15-May-2019 Summary: Tense, growling ENERGY LEVEL: Sunny D displays a high energy level in the care center. We recommend daily mental and physical stimulation as a way to direct her energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS: During her stay in the care center, Sunny D has displayed social behavior with familiar handlers, seeking attention and accepting pets. When newer handlers approach to interact with Sunny D, she appears timid and moves away and avoids (whale eyeing). She has been observed to warm up with the use of treats, however. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments: No children (under 13): Due to Sunny D's overall level of fear and discomfort combined with her resource guarding concerns, we feel she would be best set up to succeed in an adult only home environment. Potential challenges: Resource guarding Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Potential challenges comments: Sunny D was observed to freeze and growl while approached while engaged with a toy item, please see handout on Resource guarding. Sunny D appears fearful of strangers initially and will avoid contact. She has displayed appropriate warning signals (lip licking, whale-eyeing, moving away). When she has been highly uncomfortable though she has escalated to growling and snapping. Please see handout on Fearful and defensive aggression as well as Decompression period. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 15-May-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 2 years History : stray Subjective: Observed Behavior - tense, growling and snapping during exam Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: muzzled, no oral exam PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupneic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: Female, no spay scar seen MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, superficial abrasion at nares CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment appears healthy Prognosis: good Plan: gave 0.46 mls morphine and 0.14 mls dexdomitor IM after giving premedication, elected to postpone surgery until after behavior evaluation SURGERY: Okay for surgery 11-May-2019 LVT Intake Exam Microchip Scan: negative Evidence of Cruelty: no Observed Behavior: relaxed body, mouth open, ears forward, tail wagging low. Allowed all treatments with minimal restraint. Sex:FI Estimated Age:2 years Subjective: stray Ears: minimal waxy debris Eyes: clear, no discharge noted Nose: no discharge noted Teeth: patient did not allow full mouth exam, minimla tartar on cranial teeth, some food debris present on canines Heart: NSR, no murmurs auscultated Lungs: clear Abdomen: soft, non-painful Musculoskeletal: Ambx4, BCS 4/9 Integument: healthy coat and skin, free of external parasites Urogenital: FI- no spay scar noted Mentation: BAR Preliminary Assessment: Healthy Plan: DVM Exam...spay...RV *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** If you would like to adopt a NYC ACC dog, and can get to the shelter in person to complete the adoption process, you can contact the shelter directly. We have provided the Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan information below. Adoption hours at these facilities is Noon – 8:00 p.m. (6:30 on weekends) If you CANNOT get to the shelter in person and you want to FOSTER OR ADOPT a NYC ACC Dog, you can PRIVATE MESSAGE our Must Love Dogs page for assistance. PLEASE NOTE: You MUST live in NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Northern VA. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a NYC ACC dog. Transport is available if you live within the prescribed range of states. Shelter contact information: Phone number (212) 788-4000 Email [email protected] Shelter Addresses: Brooklyn Shelter: 2336 Linden Boulevard Brooklyn, NY 11208 Manhattan Shelter: 326 East 110 St. New York, NY 10029 Staten Island Shelter: 3139 Veterans Road West Staten Island, NY 10309 *** NEW NYC ACC RATING SYSTEM *** Level 1 Dogs with Level 1 determinations are suitable for the majority of homes. These dogs are not displaying concerning behaviors in shelter, and the owner surrender profile (where available) is positive. Some dogs with Level 1 determinations may still have potential challenges, but these are challenges that the behavior team believe can be handled by the majority of adopters. The potential challenges could include no young children, prefers to be the only dog, no dog parks, no cats, kennel presence, basic manners, low level fear and mild anxiety. Level 2 Dogs with Level 2 determinations will be suitable for adopters with some previous dog experience. They will have displayed behavior in the shelter (or have owner reported behavior) that requires some training, or is simply not suitable for an adopter with minimal experience. Dogs with a Level 2 determination may have multiple potential challenges and these may be presenting at differing levels of intensity, so careful consideration of the behavior notes will be required for counselling. Potential challenges at Level 2 include no young children, single pet home, resource guarding, on-leash reactivity, mouthiness, fear with potential for escalation, impulse control/arousal, anxiety and separation anxiety. Level 3 Dogs with Level 3 determinations will need to go to homes with experienced adopters, and the ACC strongly suggest that the adopter have prior experience with the challenges described and/or an understanding of the challenge and how to manage it safely in a home environment. In many cases, a trainer will be needed to manage and work on the behaviors safely in a home environment. It is likely that every dog with a Level 3 determination will have a behavior modification or training plan available to them from the behavior department that will go home with the adopters and be made available to the New Hope Partners for their fosters and adopters. Some of the challenges seen at Level 3 are also seen at Level 1 and Level 2, but when seen alongside a Level 3 determination can be assumed to be more severe. The potential challenges for Level 3 determinations include adult only home (no children under the age of 13), single pet home, resource guarding, on-leash reactivity with potential for redirection, mouthiness with pressure, potential escalation to threatening behavior, impulse control, arousal, anxiety, separation anxiety, bite history (human), bite history (dog) and bite history (other).

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