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@mcyt-yuri-week Day 5, Rose/Thorns I never stop thinking about SL episode 8 never ever
#gempearl#pearlgem#shinyduo#shiny duo#trafficshipping#I tried to word it a few different ways but I feel like its still so easy to interpret this as negative but noo its positive#because the thorns here are referencing the scarlet persona that Pearl's embraced. being left with nothing but it - the thorns#But it's not that Gem likes her just for her scarlet persona. She likes her for her. Pearl's not just thorns#Gem doesnt really care about the “thorns” or the petalless rose stem. she cares about Pearl. She thinks Pearl's cool (thumbs up emoji)#Pearl changes into her scarlet fit like she has many times before with the purpose of scaring people & leaning into her feared witch thing#but Gem's just like “omg slayyy” and its the best. And to Pearl it's like whoag#Gem never saw how she changed. Never saw her be ostracized and the aftermath#But she thought that the Pearl she did see in SL was cool and so easily accepted her when Pearl herself though herself so unacceptable#she got love from the Mounders and BigB and that warms my heart but Gem being a newcomer immediately embracing Pearl is just#it hits different#whoa jimbo way too many tags hghghgh#mcytyuriweekvalentines#at first I thought about smth like “where the others saw thorns you saw a rose” but I thought it was more fitting this way#I guess you guys be the judge of that haha idk what Im saying#tubby art
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shoutout to audrey who's included in this one [were really ending the world with this one fellas!]
#wandersong#kiwi wandersong#bard wandersong#miriam wandersong#audrey wandersong#mask wandersong#whoa. many characters. i didn't even realize#this game is living rent free in my head#the bird guy was originally supossed to be kiwi in a different capelet but they turned into a mask ripoff/#but they're kinda cute so they get to be included
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oh to live with my friends.
oh to spend every waking moment around them.
oh to hear their squeaks and laughs and yells in their full capacity.
oh to live in their space enough to know where they'd put something.
oh to fall asleep on each other's shoulders during a movie and be violently woken up with a pillow to the face.
oh to be able to squeeze and hug and just. hold them.
oh to give them forehead kisses and spin them around like you always wanted to.
oh to be the one they drag to stores to buy them snacks.
oh to be around them. what a wonderful life it would be. when I say I love you, I don't mean 'I love you because you're my friend.' you're my everything. I love you all so much.
#gravestones.txt#whoa buddy!!!!#got a bit sappy anyways.#uhm this applies to all my friends.#and non frjends.#but not my enemies you guys don't deserve shit I hope you watch me get all of this and cry and wish you had it.#bitch. 💥💥💥💥#sorry I'm also a fucking Hater.#this post perfectly describes me because this is all of me. sappy I love you so much AAAAAAAAUGH and hater FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!#haters [me.] hate to see a bad bitch [people who have seriously wronged me in the past.] winning. [living a good life.]#damn bitch how many tags you got??
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haha what if i heal my inner hurts and trauma through a silly ninja turtles au…..hah thatd be sooo cringe hahaa
……….unless 👀
#👀👀👀👀👀#what….what if……theyre a family………#that openly shares affection…… and protects each other……..#and genuinely love each other…..like unconditionally…..without stipulations or expectations…….#whoa 😯#just silliness#i am once again daydreaming about my rat sons au#and leo talking to his dad about all his insecurites#specifically about being trans#and making myself cry with the sheer unyeilding love this papa has for his queer son#i have so many Thoughts you guys i need to share with u#also! im not dead!!#i swear ill start reblogging and posting normally again soon
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I love it when this happens :|
#Soup speaks the bullshit#im posting so many things today what the heck#im using the queue for once#whoa#im not using it very well idk when its gonna spit them out#for a guy who stands in queues often i really struggle to spell that word
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I do not understand tumblr’s new game of acting like we have no idea who Drake is. You didn’t just find out about him because of the diss track beef you liars. Or is it because I live in Drake City TM (formerly known as Toronto). Anyway. We needed a new mascot and they took away the dead raccoon
#I once worked with winnie harlow she did not seem that excited about being mentioned in a song by him#literally went from oh whoa someone from degrassi made it so big they got on the new Beyoncé album?!?!#to oh wow he has a music video of shoppers drug mart and downtown Toronto he’s just like us!#to. oh god not this guy again. in less than a decade#I wonder how many other degrassi kids are secretly celebrating his downfall#he made it seem like he was the chosen one because he got out from under the shadow of that show so you know what to do youse guyses
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im such a fake indie game enjoyer all i do is bookmark itchio pages without ever actually downloading anything
#been meaning to play so many....................#whoa.. did you guys know you can edit tags on desktop now
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so many little guys.... at least four
#and two lizards. . .#and SO MANY BATS. WHOA#tani's personal shit#love it when theres a lot of little guys but also i miss the yellow one :(#its been a while since i saw him :/
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for some reason it only just now hit me that I don't have to make some big finished thing in order to tell all the little stories I have rolling around in my head, I can just write a description of them and come back later if I want to make a big thing with them. there's nothing stopping me
sometimes you just need a reminder that oh yeah, there are no rules in art and you can do and share whatever you want forever
so! doodles and blurbs about the many little characters and narratives hanging out in my brain hopefully will be happening! assuming I remember and everything :DD
#this is great there are so many of them and ive started getting sad that I ''can't'' share them without some finished piece#but no! i can do whatever i want! whoa!#every time i try to say something short it winds up in paragraphs. why. this was not supposed to be so long#(it's the adhd)#anywho! little guys incoming! might try to do them on a schedule or something as a sort of creative exercise too (coming up w new stories)#yayyy this is going to be funnnnn#my brain is very normal trust me. no weird brain rules i made up. nuh uh.#OK I'LL STOP NOW#draco talks#(probably too much)
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okay but working at the theatre has some rly interesting side effects. such as "oh hey i notice if the actors are actually not quite on top of their game for once" or "i notice every change in speech or where they walk" and in this one case also "what the fuck are they even doing with that scene it changes every single time wtf"
#sometimes they do a certain piece of dialogue?#sometimes they shorten it?#sometimes they completely throw out that scene?#and i dont know whats it meant to be bc im pretty sure ive seen all three versions during an actual performance#theres another piece of text also that kept shifting but i think that ones set now#i think it was the same the last three times i heard it#no but its so interesting still#like if that was the first time id seen the play id be like WHOA showstopping performance#and now im like yeah its still a banger play and performance and yall are amazing actors#but also that one guy wasnt really feeling it today was he#best thing its a guy ive talked to!!! its so cool#i still not over getting the opportunity to meet the people ive been staring at admiringly for over a year now#and theyre chilld as fuck too! like! whoa#well so far i havent Actually talked to many of them yet#but i WILL#i will talk to so many people#and next time ill even get my nerves down and actually like. also tell them what i think of them. as actors#bc they should know that theyre literally amazing#especially [rant redacted]#and when i say rant BOY can i go off!!#a biscuit's rambles#anyway i dont think i ever want to leave the theatre#like. in general. theatres are so cool
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When I first encountered it and saw it's horrifying maw taking up it's whole underside I kinda immediately thought "oh this is an insanely derived starfish that superficially looks like an octopus" the tube feet being swapped for more "fangs" (all of the fangs are probably just super modified and keratonized tube feet) with the "head" structure simply being there to contain the organs that can no longer fit in the underside since it's effectively all hallow space to make the mouth larger, and also housing it's eyes(?) the ass on its head screams anenome or urchin but this wouldn't be the first time Capcom Frankenstein a few animal features together on one monster. As for what it's tiny mantle could be in this starfish theory.. Maybe it's a really weird system of growing new arms or regenerating lost ones? Like how adult teeth push out baby teeth? That's probably silly and it's probably just a sac of organs or something like a normal mantle would be. Overall though this guy is absolutely the coolest monster they've ever made and it's a crime he has so few weapons!
Quick edit: I should note I don't have any real background in biology or ecology other than just being really interested in it so if anything I say here is wildly off the mark I do apologize lol
A better look at Xu Wu
So Xu Wu is one of the new cephalopod monsters but after closer examination it might not be a cephalopod and instead something else, but what exactly I don’t know.



Baby Xu and Nu and their eggs for comparison. Xu’s have little butt mouths but are otherwise just nubs with more nubs while Nu actually look like baby/flapjack octopus.



Cross section of Xu’s arm in comparison to a Nu arm and actual octopus arm, one of these things is not like the others.



And a look at the mantle, mouth (note that there isn’t a beak), and some kind of indent at the top of the head which could be an oriface? Something else to note is that the underside of the arms can “close” like a starfish and the tentacle tips can basically 3d print blades of hard dry mucus. So yeah Xu Wu looks like an octopus on the outside but under the hood it’s something else.
Meanwhile the only extremely weird thing about Nu anatomy wise is that the mantle is a little small and the siphon points backwards, but we can probably handwave that last one as not the end of the digestive tract being backwards but rather the siphon just kinda loops back 180 degrees. Also you never see under Nu’s mantle in the fight anyways so it’s probably not too terribly important a detail and just something the model designers did to make the job a little easier for the animation department (the cephalopod rig already pushes what the RE engine can do).
Possible explanation for Xu’s oddities hidden below because story spoilers
There could be the possibility that the ancestors of Xu Wu got into some gene editing materials when moving to the ruins of Wyveria to eat their genetically amalgamated homunculi, thus supremely fucking them up.
#Xu wu#Thanks for the incredibly good reference images! I can't wait to draw this freak#I saw this guy as soon as the leaker posted a screenshot of his ecology cutscene#And I went through so many emotions#First I was like whoa bloodborne in monster hunter. Cool. What am I fucking looking at though#Then we realized he was the 'trunk' part break that lead to so much gammoth cope#Then someone posted a short clip and I was like... Oh... He's just an octopus........ OK...#The I fought him and realized how fucking weird he is. I love that he has his own nest#Sad he's definitely never returning in a future game though
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Please, Please, Please | Max Verstappen x Singer! Reader
Summary: What do you do when your ex-girlfriend moves on with another guy? Become needy and pathetic. But, when the guy brings you to tears, Max knows it's his time to save you from further heartbreak.
Warnings: barry keogan (i couldn't find any other men with her that worked), swearing, toxic relationships, pathetic max
Requested: yes by many of you on the previous part
Faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter (she was used on the last one and yes, she's used a lot but I stole her song and her job so I'm also stealing her face)
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part 4 will be the last part so it may seem a bit rushed but i didn’t plan anything else. sorry! these just seem to be getting worse as well, so i’m also sorry about that
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maxverstappen1 a good effort from the team to start on the front row tomorrow 💪 let’s keep pushing tomorrow 🇺🇸
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user1 twitter is claiming that max and kelly broke up
user2 okay but i actually can’t function until i know if max is free from kelly once more
user3 max please tell us if you and kelly have broken up
user4 i need max and kelly to be done forever this time
user5 is it true that you broke up with kelly?
→ maxverstappen1 yes. now can we focus on the race
→ user6 @/yn_ln this means you can give him another chance
→ user7 why would she want to after he ran back to kelly
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yn_ln surprise! if you have any questions, you can refer to my new single please, please, please 💋
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user8 the two of them are so cute
jennaortega i’ll give you all the kisses
→ user9 i wouldn’t. not with all the men she goes through
→ oscarpiastri whoa now, there’s no need for that
user10 don’t get me wrong. i’m loving all the new music. but my heart can’t handle all the new layers to this drama
landonorris okay, little miss hollywood. that music video just proved you’d never do well in a film
→ yn_ln oi, i act better than you do, mr hilton
→ hilton we’d be happy to have you both
user11 ew, so she went from a hot motorsport driver to a subpar actor?
user12 wait, what? this wasn’t supposed to happen. she’s gone off script. max is single now, they were meant to be getting back together
→ user13 she’s not his back-up plan. plus she’s way out of his league
user14 don’t you think you might be putting strain on her new relationship? i doubt her new guy likes to see everyone preferring the old guy
→ user15 hopefully that means he’ll leave and we can get her and max back
user16 has anyone checked on max?
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yn_ln how to lose a cake in 10 minutes
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alexandrasaintmleux the most beautiful birthday girl
→ francisca.cgomes this dress is going to live rent free in my head
→ yn_ln thank you for letting me show you both twenty different dresses
→ alexandrasaintmleux just wish you were taller so we could steal some of them
→ yn_ln can’t believe you’d do this to me on the day of my birth
→ oscarpiastri technically your birthday is tomorrow. this was just your birthday party
→ yn_ln thin fucking ice, piastri
user1 guys guys guys. verstappencom liked this. i repeat verstappencom liked this
→ user2 okay but that’s not max
→ user1 but it’s an advocate for max so
landonorris dicaprio wouldn’t want you anyway. you’re too short
→ yn_ln i’ll make my boyfriend fight you
→ landonorris i’m not scared of your polly pocket boyfriend
→ mclaren you can’t say stuff like this publicly, lan
→ user3 i swear none of them actually like her boyfriend
→ user4 showing their support for max. he’s the only person who matches her beauty
user5 no but the hand in the dress is somehow cute and hot
→ user6 not with that guy. it should be max
redbullracing happy birthday to our favourite popstar


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user7 what do you mean she had to pay for her own birthday meal on her birthday because her boyfriend wouldn’t
→ user8 not even wouldn’t but flat out refused
→ user9 streets are saying it’s because he’s broke. not exactly like he’s raking in the job offers
user10 so this man is lucky enough to get a chance with THE y/n l/n, then he refuses to pay for her dinner, and then he yells at her?? all on her birthday???
→ user11 he’s punching above his weight and clearly that angers him
→ user12 especially with the way she looked in that yellow sparkly dress today
user13 someone clearly isn’t very smart. she writes a song for him - the first one she’s written recently that isn’t about max - and he does exactly what the song asks him not to do
→ user14 how dare he try to embarrass our queen by yelling at her in front of so many people
→ user15 i’m starting to question if our girl does have good judgement. how could two men do this to her?
→ user16 definitely doesn’t have good taste
user17 the audacity to yell at her in a restaurant of people, and then continue to do so after you were asked to leave because you were yelling at her
user18 and if i said i saw max verstappen pass them in the street, stop and turn, and start defending her, then what?
→ user18 he was literally yelling at this man whilst holding a crying y/n behind him, and rubbing her arm soothingly
→ user19 we’d say you’re full of shit and have no tangible proof
→ user20 this could be true because he was hanging out with charles and some of the drivers. and i just know alex sm got on the phone to her boyf and begged him to send the love of y/n’s life to save her
→ user19 pics or it didn’t happen
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landonorris replied to maxverstappen1 i recognise the birthday girl's dress
landonorris replied to yn_ln who’s the 3rd person 👀 → wait why wasn’t I invited
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a long tf sketchdump i started after watching Transformers One last year, which was great btw! (also Soundwave is one of my faves but he somehow didn't make it into this, RIP my guy 🥺 to be fair, most of these are the beginnings of ideas that don't reach conclusion so -shrug-)
also also, i watched TFA for the first time, and i CANNOT believe they really just squished my boy Blurr into a cube while still alive and left him like that 😤 i know the show got cancelled and they had plans to bring him back, but like, hotdang! SO of course i decided to slap some claustrophobia on that sucker. y'know, as a treat ✨
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(Chitty Chitty Bang Bang design) -Neutral non-combatant
-Came to Earth early, joined the races
-Lost most of her memories after the Crash
-Forgot to act non-sentient around the family who adopted her
(Wander Over Yonder designs)
Hatertron: UgggHH! That STUPID, orange Autobug, GAH, I could just wring his ne-
Peeperscream: SIR!! FOCUS!
-Wander is a Neutral Autobot sympathizer
-Sylvia is an Autobot, but protective of Wander
-Hater messes up so many plans, Peepers is the only reason Megatron hasn't figured it out
-Peepers admires Starscream's intellect, but avoids him at all costs
(TFA comic)
Rodimus Prime: Uhm, Agent Blurr? ..You good?
Agent Blurr: Rodimus-Prime-sir! There's-nothing-wrong, why-would-anything-be-wrong? This-is-a-party; a-celebration-for-the-Autobots'-GRAND-victory-over-Megatron, which-we're-all-overjoyed-about-so-there's-really-no-reason-to-be-worried-about-the-amount-of-mechs-and-femmes-in-this-room-of-which-there-is-a-perfectly-normal-number-for-a-celebration, and-it's-not-as-if-we've-reached-max-capacity-so-I'm-SURE-the-space-is-NOT-too-small-even-if-the-walls-are-getting-closer-and-closer-and-no-one-seems-to-care-that-it's-too-small-in-here-and-can't-vent-I-can't-I-I-c-I-ca-
Rodimus: Whoa, hey! Ok, ok, let's go outside for a bit, yeah? I'm tired of people asking it I'm “still infected” anyway... Like, obviously. It's Cosmic Rust.
Blurr: ...This-is-humiliating, completely-pathetic-behavior. I-am-a-professionally-trained-intelligence-agent-of-the-Elite-Guard, THEREfore-I-should-not-be-losing-my-composure-whenever-I-enter-a-room. But-I-begin-to-feel-trapped-and-I-I-I-I-can't-...
Rodimus: ..Yeah. Sometimes, I just- freeze. It feels like ice is crawling up my arms and legs and chasiss.. it hurts. I mean, I know it's not happening, but that's how I feel. It sucks. But we made it, we survived. It's still hard, but there's gotta be something to that, right? The effort and struggle is worth it, or whatever.
Blurr: With-all-due-respect, I'm-quite-sure-you-are-terrible-at-this-sir.
Rodimus: Dang. Alright, fine, that's fair. But do you feel better?
Blurr: Marginally, thank-you-Rodimus-Prime.
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The Manager at Fast Food Reader's workplace accidently taking too many of their memories whilst keeping their favorite employee from losing their marbles - reverting FF from jaded, exhausted person they are now back to the sweet, clueless cashier they were when they first started working there. The angst would be so good....
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The Janitor: Y/n?....
Fast Food Reader: [laughs] That's my name! Wonder where this badge came from - i already had it on when I came in.. Anyway, it's so nice to meet you!.... Why do you have a sticky note attached to your face?
[The Janitor runs off as Reader reaches to touch their face.]
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The Bathroom Succubus: The joke's not funny anymore.... Seriously, dude- you're scaring me...
Fast Food Reader: I'm sorry... I really don't know you.
The Bathroom Succubus, sobbing: You didn't even call me an asshole... IT'S LIKE IM A STRANGER TO YOU!
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Fast Food Reader: H-hey guys! I think there's something wrong with whoever's wearing the mascot suit.
[Lambchop clings onto FF'S legs - huffing and puffing as they attempt to nudge Reader's hands over their horns.]
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Fast Food Reader: Hey, boss... The ice cream machine makes a weird sound when I use it.. When I pull the handle it almost sounds like... moaning?
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Fast Food Reader: Whoa! We have a clown mascot too? That's sick! How do you get your arms to bend like that?
Twister, hugging Reader to its chest: This. This is mine now.
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[FF Reader runs out of the play area, terrified]
Fast Food Reader: There's something in the ball pit! I think it.... tried to rub my shoulders?!!
The Bathroom Succubus, holding a plastic knife to the manager's throat: If you don't fix my partner in crime somebody's gonna start losing fingers.
#Fast Food Reader#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere oc#yandere x you#yandere scenarios#yandere insert#yandere#yandere blurb#yandere headcanons#yandere text
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LOVESICK BOY 𝕼. ( 이동혁 )
𝓲𝓲 ㅤ𓈒ㅤ𓈒𓈒 ( 이동혁 x fem!reader ) ─── ❛ genre ⸝⸝ smut. content warning. unprotected sex , oral ( f )word count. 3.5k 「 req? ⦂ yes/no 」 library !
synopsis … haechan is completely lovesick … but you won’t give him the time a day , until chenle comes in and shows you what you’ve been missing
𝕼 ㅤ𓈒ㅤ𓈒 yeni’s note .ᐟ this is the one that i think was supposed to be a yandere but the person didn’t specify
you really couldn’t see the appeal; all he did was sleep around with other girls, party and never show up to class — so why couldn’t you stop staring at him?
“my god he’s so annoying.” chenle turned around to see who you were staring at. “and how is she even falling for that?” you watched donghyuck flirt with the 3rd girl this morning , the girls eyes shimmered with hope and joy. if only she knew she’d be severely disappointed in the end. “this is your third complaint about him today.” jeno smirked. “we’ll need to get a jar , every complaint about hyuck you’ll have to put a dollar in the jar.”
“hey maybe we will be able to afford a new game for the frat after all , give it a week.” jaemin teased , you scoffed. “with the way she talks about him , maybe will have a little left over.” the table laughed , while you just rolled your eyes. “haha very funny , im leaving.” you stood up ready to walk away when someone blocked your path. “lee donghyuck.” you sighed , the boy smiled in front of you. “hey my wife to be.” he smirked. “where you going i just got here.” he said.
“really because we all saw you flirting with that girl over there.” you didn’t even mean to sound jealous , but it came off like that. “you jealous?” he said , you stepped to the right , but he followed blocking you once again. “come on you know you’re the one that i want.” and he was serious about that , but to you it meant nothing. “yeah , how many people did you say that to today?” you pushed him out the way , walking away to your next class.
he waited until you were out of sight and earshot before he sat in the seat slumped. “and what’s got you upset today?” marked smirked , the guys groaning knowing the rant he was about to go on. “you got him started.” he sighed dramatically. “i just don’t get it , why won’t she take me seriously.” his friends shook their heads. “how many times do i have to confess for her to get it.” he said. “for starters don’t flirt with other girls in front of her.” renjun said. “but i wasn’t flirting , i only asked where she got her necklace from.” he said. “i wanted to buy it for yn , she said a month ago her favorite necklace broke and i wanted to get her a new one , that looked like one she would like.” he said.
“yeah but that girl looked like she wanted to pull your pants down and suck your dick in front of everyone and with how friendly you were, it looked like you’d let her.” chenle said. “this is driving me insane.” he tugged at his hair. he couldn’t get you out of his head, you consumed him entirely even though you barely gave him the time of day. he even enjoyed when you would insult him because at least you were talking to him. “you guys don’t understand.” he sighed. “you’ve explained it , many many many times.” jisung looked up from his phone. “we understand.”
“where did obsession even come from , she’s never given you any reason for you to like her like that.” jaemin said. “i don’t know , it’s just that every single thing she does makes me crazy, even now i feel sick that she isn’t here , i miss her and she doesn’t even know it.” his friends watch him pour his heart out. “i think i love her.”
“whoa calm down.” mark said. “at least get her to like you before you start talking fucking wedding bells , children and shit.” the table chuckled , but he was serious. “how can i get her to like me?” he said. “aren’t you supposed to be good at this?” chenle said. “aren’t you like known for getting girls out of their panties , this should be a walk in the park for you.” haechan knew his reputation ; and he won’t deny his freshman year he really was like that — but then he met you , and everything changed , he no longer wanted to be a player , he wanted you and only you… turns out his past did come with consequences , you hated him; you wanted nothing to do with him despite him telling you that he changed , you refused to believe him.
“that’s the thing , i don’t want to get her out her panties.” they all looked at him. “well not just that , i want to be her , go on dates , take her to the movies , hell sit in the park and have a picnic.” he said. “yeah but you also want to fuck her in these exact places and she’s aware of that.” jeno said. “it’s your approach bro.” mark said. “yn doesn’t want to know what you’d do to her if you were alone in her bedroom.” he said. “she’s probably heard that 1000 times already.” he doubled over with a groan , he couldn’t fathom another guy talking to you. “instead of approaching her like a jerk , ask her on a real date first; or at least say hello when you see her and not and this is a quote from you ‘hello mother of all 6 of my future kids.’
he thought about all the advice that he was giving; as he waited outside of your class. “don’t say anything stupid.” he said to himself , walking back and forth. “nothing stupid.” he said. “oh that must be hard for you.” he spun around upon hearing your voice. “you’re constantly saying stupid stuff.” he smiled , your upper lip curled up in annoyance. “hi yn.” he said. “what do you want lee donghyuck?” you walked , he followed behind you. “well to ask you a question.” he said. “no.” you said , he pouted , making you feel bad. “fine what is it , i have a class.” you said. “i can walk you.” he said walking next to you. “is that what you wanted? that’s not a question.”
“that’s not the question yn , please listen to me for a second.” he pleased. “what is is donghyuck?” you said. “let me take you out,” he said. “what?” you stopped. “let me take you out.” he repeated. “on a date , a real date.” he said. “and why would i do that?” you said. “because im trying to show you that im not a heartless bastard with no home training.” you stifled a laugh. “did you laugh?” he said. “no.” you deadpanned. “yes you did , come on it was funny , you can laugh.” he said. “haechan — oh my god , you called me haechan.” you stared at him. “i have class donghyuck.” you stopped outside the classroom. “then say yes; we’ll go see a movie.” he explained. “we can even go get ice cream , brownie your favorite.”
“how did you know that?” you asked. “just say yes , before you’re late.” he said. you thought about it for a second , no sexual jokes , no condescending smirk on his face , although sexy made you want to slap him — he was serious. “are you fucking with me?” you said. “yn i wouldn’t have walked you all the way to class if i wasn’t serious , my class is on the other side of campus.” he said. “im waiting and you know what i think i can miss a day of class , this class seems fun.” he tried to walk past you , but you stopped him. , hand on his chest. “no don’t do that.” you said. “i will go; so go back to your class , lord knows you shouldn’t miss a day.” he smiled , his hand coming to your wrist. “really?” he said. “i will meet you at the movie theatre , now go.”
he waited for you to go into the class; before bursting out in a fit of excitement; you said yes , he couldn’t believe you said yes.
“i can’t believe i said yes.” you slammed your vanity. “why did i say yes?” you complained to your friend on the phone. “because maybe you really like him and you let his reputation from freshman year determine your entire perception of him.” chenle said. “still , we both saw him flirting with those girls.” you said. “i won’t be another one of sexual conquests.” chenle spoke up. “be realistic who didn’t do dumb shit during freshman year? you ran topless down a busy street drunk and has haechan judged you for that?” he said. “no in fact he was the one who chased you down the street, shirt in hand , his shirt because yours was floating in our pool.” you cringed, remembering jeno and haechan dragging you back to the dorms as you screamed. “i genuinely believe that was the first time he actually realized he fell deep for you and not because you were naked and in his arms.”
“to be honest haechan hasn’t been with anyone since freshman year , im pretty sure he fucked himself into not wanting anything , but not only that , but because he quite literally doesn’t want anyone else but you.” chenle said. “and those girls , we know he’s friendly even the teachers think he’s flirting with them.” he said. “but he was touching her.” you said. “because she had a necklace that he wanted to buy you , he remembered you broke yours and he wanted to get you a new one.” he let it spill out; should he have? no , but with the new look on your face he knew haechan would thank him in the end. “i only mention that once , months ago.”
“and he remembered; just how he remembers everything you say , down to the name of your dead hamster you had when you were three.” chenle said. “i genuinely don’t think you understand how much he likes you.” he said. “and i think you’re letting your soulmate slip right from your hands.”
as you stood staring at the movie posters; everything was swirling around in your head as you tried to make sense of it… did haechan really feel this deeply for you? you’ve treated him so horribly for all these years for some stupid things he did when he was fresh out of highschool; and now chenle sprung this on you… you felt like shit. you hadn’t even realized that haechan was late. “yn!”
you were gonna kill him; you’ll never give him the time of day again, you’re gonna think he’s fucking with you. “calm down man , how were you supposed to know your car was gonna break down.” mark sat in the drivers seat. “call her , im sure she’ll understand.” he said. “she probably already went home , and blocked me.” he said. “well we’re here , so get out and hope she’s still there.” he hopped out of the car , running into the movie theaters. “please still be here.”
he saw you and let out a sigh of relief; your back was turned but he could tell it was you. he could pick you out of a lineup with his eyes closed; just by your scent alone. “yn!” he ran over to you. “im so sorry i didn’t hmph.” was he dreaming? this was a sick joke his mind was play; he was dreaming , you actually weren’t here and this was a dream he was having. he had to be — because there was no way you were hugging him right now. “um not that i don’t like this … but what is this?”
you were silent; no you sniffled. why are you sniffling? are you sick? “yn , this is weird, what’s wrong?” he pulled away; you were too ashamed to look him in the eyes. “please look at me , im sorry for being late.” he said. “why are you crying?” he said, worried even more now. “what happened did someone do something?” you shook your head. “then tell me please im dying.” he said, which made you laugh through your tears. “im so stupid.” you said. “please i’ve met stupid girls and you definitely aren’t one of them.” he said. “oh no that came out wrong i promise i haven't met any girls , it’s just me saying that i think you’re very smart.” he panicked. “please just tell me why you’re crying.” he said.
“because i’ve been so mean to you an-and all you’ve tried to do is be nice to me and i judged you for things you did years; even though you’ve never judged me even when i ran down the street topless— hey!” his hand came up to your mouth. “not everyone needs to hear that.” he said. “where is all this coming from?” he said. “im just sorry for everything.” you said. “every single thing i’ve done wrong.” his first instinct was to grab your face. “nothing could make me hate you okay?” he said. “i haven’t done much to prove how much i really like you; only how much i wanted to sleep with you — wait not that i want to sleep with you, why am i so bad at this all of a sudden.” he said. “let’s just go see the movie okay, we can get ice cream after and talk alright?” you nodded , he took his hands off your cheeks , taking one of your hands into his. “come on wipe those tears off your pretty face.”
haechan could barely watch the movie with the way your hand was gripping his. you wouldn’t let him go , and he wouldn’t have it any other way — if this was a dream he was scheduling an appointment for a therapist when he woke up because he would never mentally recover from this if it was fake. “why do you keep staring at my home like that?” you whispered with a smile. “because im trying to see if im dreaming or not,” he said. “you’re holding my hand.” he said. “you’re actually holding my hand.” he smiled. “you’re on a date with me, and you’re holding my hand.” he could’ve burst into excitement if he wasn’t in a quiet movie theater. “you’re not dreaming.” you kissed his knuckles and he almost passed out. “see.”
“maybe i still don’t believe it.” you giggled , before you reached over kissing his cheek, leaving the boy shocked. “do you believe it now?” he nodded. “good because i don’t think there was anything else I could’ve done here in public that would’ve made you believe me.” you said. “well maybe if there was less people.” did you really say that? what did you mean by that? now he was thinking about other stuff. would you have touched him? in public?
the movie soon ended and you still hadn’t let him go even as you made your way to the ice cream shop to get your ice cream. “sorry we’re out of brownie ice cream.” the worker said. “really?” you frowned. “maybe you can get chocolate?” he said. “it’s not the same.” you said. “well we can stop to get some food since you didn’t eat anything at the movies.” he said , he really didn’t want this date to end. “or..” you started. “we can go to my apartment and i can make ramen.” your house? you were letting him in your house? “what do you say?” why would he fucking say no? “okay.”
the walk back to your apartment wasn’t that long , nether was the elevator to your apartment; but he soon found himself in your space, surrounded by your scent and all things you — this was his heaven. “haechan.” he heard you call him , which made him turn to you. he couldn’t even react before your lips were on his. your kiss was something he dreamt about often , your soft pillowy lips on his; your fingers working their way through his neck hairs. “wa-wait yn.” he pulled away before he got carried away. “as much as i love this , i definitely don’t want to do this just cause you feel bad.” he said. “no-no i want this.” you said. “i want this so much.” you said , and that was all the confirmation he needed. “then let me do it.”
he picked you up; taking you to your room , kicking the door open. “wan’ you go sit on my face.” he said. “fuck i need you to sit on my face.” he groaned , laying back. “i don’t want to hurt you.” he didn’t care; dying with his face stuffed between your legs seemed like his dream way to go. “no , no you won’t please.” he begged , pulling your skirt down , along with your panties , your wet was right there , he could smell your scent as you dripped for him. “please sit , please im gonna die if you don’t.” he grabbed your thighs desperately. “sit please.” you finally gave in , lowering yourself down , you could feel his tongue. “oh-oh hyuck.” you moaned , yelping as he impatiently pulled you down. “fuck!”
he wasted no time licking your folds , holding you by your waist like you’d run away if he didn’t , your hips involuntarily moved against his tongue , your hands coming to hair pulling at it. “fuck keep going.” you moaned. “just like that , im gonna cum!” he sucked on your clit , sending you over the edge. “oh my god!” you gasped your legs began to shake. “im cumming!”
the boy below opened his mouth , allowing your juices to flow straight into his mouth; drinking everything you had to give him; his cock begging to be freed and touched — tasting you wasn’t enough, he needed to be inside you. “hyuck i can’t - too much!” he finally let up on your poor cunt , but that doesn’t mean he was done. “i need you.” he moaned, kissing your thighs. “you have me.” you said , he flipped you over. “I need to fuck you , pl-please.” he pressed himself against your bare lower half. “pl-please hyuck.” you reached down , pulling at his pants , undoing the buttons. “please fuck me.”
he stood up quickly; not wanting to be away from you much longer , pulling his pants down , along with his underwear. “i-i don’t have a condom.” he said , you didn’t care right now. “are you clean?” he nodded , his aching cock standing in desperate need of attention. “then please touch me , please.”
he climbed back in between your legs. “fuck.” he cursed the moment his hip touched your soaking cunt. he knew he wasn’t gonna last long , but he knew he didn’t want to let you down. “It-it’s okay.” you touched his cock , slowly guiding it inside you. “oh fuck you’re so tight.” he had to compose himself. “fu-fuck i don’t think I’m gonna last.” he fully stilled himself inside you. “can i move?” you moaned. “please move hyuck.”
he grabbed your waist; moving. “oh-oh fuck you’re so big.” he groaned. “faster hyuck.” you whined. “please go faster.” he hissed as he picked up the pace , feeling you clench around him repeatedly. “fuck if you keep doing that , im gonna cum.” he said , his movements still remaining strong and fluid as his tip kissed your cervix over and over. “fuck im cumming.” he groaned ,his cock twitching inside you before he shot his load inside of you. “oh fuck im sorry.” he pulled out , finishing on your sensitive cunt. “sh-shit it’s okay.”
he definitely wasn’t about to leave you hanging; pushing his sensitive cock right back inside you. “fuck hyuck!” you screamed , your neighbors surely won’t be happy with you in the morning. “wanna make you cum.” he said , his hands planted on both sides of your head. “fuck hyuck keep going.” you moaned. “right there , im gonna cum.” he kept up his pace , soon your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you came. “oh fuck!” he felt himself cumming a second time , this time he didn’t pull out.
“i didn’t pull out.” he said breathlessly. “th-that’s okay.” you said. “we-we need to clean up.” you sat up , but he wasn’t done , now that he finally got a taste of you , he wanted it again , and again and again. “not yet.” he kissed your stomach. “i wanna do it.” your eyes followed his dark ones as he kissed and bit at your thighs. “wanna clean your pretty pussy myself.”
it was truly gonna be a long night for your neighbors.
“there he is at it again.” jaemin looked past you , making you turn around. “he can’t read a single room can it.” you watch the girls face turn beat red as the boy in front of him start a conversation. “she can’t either , can she not tell he’s not interested.” chenle spoke up. “excuse me.” you got up , the table was confused. “class?” jeno smirked , you shook your head. “no.” you walked away , straight over to the boy. “oh hi , you see these earrings?” you nodded at the clueless boy in front of you. “our 5 months is coming up , wouldn’t you like these?” the girl finally got the hint walking away. “wait what brand are they?” you dragged him back to the table. “I’ll find you a better pair.”
“and he still can’t see why she hated him?” jisung said. “I don’t need anymore jewelry ; we’ve been together 5 months and you’ve given me way more jewelry than i’ll ever need.” you said. “you’re right , i’ll just get you flowers.” you smiled , giving him a cheek kiss. “if that’s what you want hyuck.” he still stared at you with the same love sick look.
he was clueless and couldn’t read the room at all ; but he was yours… and you wouldn’t change him for the world.
©️LUVYENI
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i wanna leave so many marks and scratches on nico that in the locker room the boys are just 😟
fuck…if yall could see into my mind rn…
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just licking every inch of his skin— your teeth nipping at the defined ridges of his abdomen and chest. your nails are raking down his back as your fingers dig into the dense muscles. nico’s a groaning mess while you claim his body and skin as your own. one of his hands grips hard onto the headboard as he tries his best not to collapse on top of you. his hair is messy and tousled, falling over his forehead, his brow scrunched in pleasure. nico’s hips move inside you, stroking fluidly as the both of you lose your breath to each others bodies.
the next morning he walks into the locker room, eyes heavy from the previous night. some of the guys are at their assigned stalls, stripping and changing for morning skate. nico sets his bag down, reaching up to grab the back of his shirt and pulls it off in one motion before tossing it into his bag.
an immediate whistle echos through the room, “whoa, cap!” jack’s playful voice rings out, “someone had a long night.” some of the other players begin to chime in.
“where do i get me one of those?”
“does she have a friend?”
“nico got himself a little freak.”
“shut up,” nico mumbles as he tries to hide the way his face flushes. he makes his way to a mirror, his eyes widening slightly as he realizes the full extent of your marks. angry red scratches trail over his sides and back, adorned with purple marks over his chest and abs. he makes his way back to his stall, pulling on his gear quickly before picking up his phone and typing out a text.
neeks: all the boys loved what you did to me 🙄
neeks: be ready by the time i get home, schatzi. you’re not leaving the house until my name is spelled across your ass.
#nico hischier#nico hischier x reader#nico hischier smut#nico hischier blurb#nh13#anon asks💌#lea writes stuff ♡
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