First poll [Shattered v. OSD] one-shots!
i think i'm having too much fun with this poll haha
feel free to draw this out! i'm using the idea of the arena by @/sunlit-witch <3
first up is some angst, so might wanna breathe in for a bit.
[also i don't know if this is still canon or not but i messed w/ this for this short writing piece]
Nightmare panted, though his excitement spiked when he felt Dream's aura. Excitement, relief, fear, whatever it was, it was overpowering. His boys were so irresponsible sometimes, sending Dream to this stupid "clout" thing. He shook his head, irritated. Killer was in for it whenever he returned.
He stomped around, seeking life. This place seemed like an arena of sorts, but there weren't people here. Nobody was here. He followed Dream's aura, though it seemed silent and… negative? With this sense, he rushed further, nearly running. Where was Dream?! And why did he have this sense? Was he possibly in danger?
Quickly, he scurried to where the sensing was the strongest. Opening the door, his soul sunk.
There was a tall version of Dream that looked similar to himself towering over the younger Dream. He wore a cloak and a golden belt. He appeared to have crack-like lines appearing on his face and right arm, as did Dream's eyesockets. He noticed two bars hovering above the stadium, with "Shattered!Dream" and "OSD!Dream" on them. Nightmare, flamed, slammed the door shut, gaining the darker Dream's attention.
"Ah. How lovely to meet another Nightmare."
"I think you should hand him over. NOW." Nightmare said demandingly, setting foot inside the large room.
"Ouch, I'm hurt~ though, I'm only doing what I'm supposed to. I'm not hurting him, really. You should've seen the other guy before this. He was a stubborn and weak little guy. Such a disgrace to my name."
"I have no idea who you are, but you are to give me Dream back."
The darker Dream smiled and Dream turned to Nightmare's direction.
"Nighty?" Dream said, uncertainty in his voice.
"Dream, I'm coming for you. I promise, we'll go home and the boys will be waiting for you and you can help Rory cook, alright?-"
"Brother… why'd you lie to me?"
Nightmare flinched and stepped back.
"Dream, I- I'm afraid I don't follow-"
"This other me was telling me about what you did. K-Killed everyone in our village. Is it true? Please tell me it's not true. Well, I can't choose anymore… y-you already lied to me once…"
"Dream, he's manipulating you, you need to-"
"Mani-pui-lating?" He shuffled in his boots. "Whatever that means, I don't think that's it… all of my friends, Crossy, Rory, Kiki, Dusty… Roro? They- they're not good people, right? They've killed like you have… for fun. Why?"
Nightmare shook his head, panick seizing through his bones.
"Dream. Listen to me. I'm your brother, Nighty."
"The only thing you wanted to do was make me weaker so you could- could… like yourself more, right?"
Nightmare couldn't move. Every bone in his body stiffened. He clutched the arena's barrier, gripping it as tightly as he could. He saw Dream's face crack more, and the smile on who appeared to be Shattered Dream grow.
"Pity. I figured a family reunion would make him happier."
"YOU CAUSED THIS, YOU LITTLE BRAT." Nightmare retorted, tears threatening to fall.
Shattered giggled.
"And so I thought you weren't attached. Weren't attached to your poor younger brother."
"H-He wasn't?" Dream mumbled, already crying.
"No, young one. He isn't." Shattered crouched down and lifted Dream's chin with a tendril, a sinister expression on his face. Nightmare's rage caused the barrier to shatter as he charged a tentacle towards the neck of the other Dream. The magical border, however, stood up and caused the tendril's effort to be placed in vain. He groaned, frustrated.
"YOU BASTARD! GET OFF OF HIM-"
"Nighty… I- I don't want to let go like this. Just tell me the truth."
Nightmare sighed, refusing to accept defeat.
This cycle went on for hours.
Now have wholesome content ^^
Shattered smiled as the child version of himself Dream played with his tentacle. He seemed really sweet, and he couldn't bring himself to hurt him like he did with that butterfly freak from the other arena.
"My brother Nighty has these. Does that mean when I grow up, I'll eat the apple and grow them too? Nighty says I'm not cool enough to have them though..."
"Hey. You want my opinion, buddy?"
Dream glared up, a beaming expression on his face.
"I think you're cool. Nighty sounds a bit mean. Saying you aren't cool enough to have these? Tut tut..."
"He's not mean! He just- I just don't think he can understand that I can handle it. I can be cool and strong like him!" Dream pouted, hugging the tentacle. "I don't think I would ever let go of the squishy tentacle if I had it!"
Shattered couldn't help but chuckle at his words.
"Don't get your hopes up, kiddo. If he's this strict with you, I don't know if you'll ever get them. Though, maybe I could sneak you out of here and show you a few tricks after this is over? Y'know, after we end up getting out?"
Dream gasped, clapping his hands together in excitement.
"Yes! Yes, I'd love that!" He exclaimed, a large grin on his face. "I'd have to deal with Nighty's talking, but yeah!"
Shattered tugged Dream's collar playfully, his eye light gleaming.
"Alright, it's settled then."
these are rushed and ugly but i felt like making them anyway
i think this is becoming a hyperfixation
whoopsie
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NSFW but in a stupid and fun way:
Like the girls celebrate first kisses? Anytime the genitals come into play for the first time in a romantic relationship there's a celebration. Phallic cookies (cockies), phallic pancakes (pancocks), phallic cupcakes (cupcocks), phallicake, etc. whatever the lucky girl feels like. Gal wanted cockburgers herself after her and Jake's first time as an official couple. And, of course, as the ladies all enjoy their tasty phallus treats, they get a run down of the event (of course with respect to the girl's boundaries of what she wants to discuss).
This is the cutest thing! This gives such fun, bachelorette party energy, but for a relationship as opposed to a wedding!
I can see a homemade cake too: “Congrats on getting laid!”
They just eat all the suggestive snacks and keen over the stories. I def picture some girls going into more detail than others, but like you said, it’s all at their individual comfort levels, and those boundaries are 10000% respected.
“I didn’t even have time to react - he picked me up and threw me on the bed. Next thing I knew, he grabbed my ankles and dragged me down to meet him! Then, he kissed me for….gods, I don’t even know how long~”
“Mercy me!”
“Were you still dressed?”
“I was -he’d removed his waistcoat and rolled up his sleeves.”
“Ohhhh, what a tease!”
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Nezha was resting in a small lotus pond made for them in the city, in a quiet place hidden away from the mayhem. His found siblings weren't too far, taking in the peace and quiet alongside their eldest sibling.
Nezha perked up suddenly.
"...why would..."
"Hm...? Go on, finish your thought."
"...why would Erlang Xiansheng, sir, one of my superiors, request my presence out of the blue like this...?"
"Beats me, but it might have something to do with-"
Mei clapped her hand over Red Son's mouth before he could say something insensitive.
"Don't mind him. Anyway, if such a high-ranking and revered Heavenly General wants your audience, go ahead. We wouldn't want you lambasted for tardiness."
"Gh... you have a point. Heaven is not always kind. I envy the peach maidens."
Nezha sighed.
"Alright, I'll return as soon as I can. Sir Erlang wishes my audience outside of the Celestial Realm, so I shan't be long."
"See you later, big bro!"
Xiaotian chimed cheerfully, waving to the Deity.
The Lotus Prince afforded the three a soft, warm smile, but it faded as he vanished into a cloud of petals, leaving to wherever the Heavenly General had called from.
Nezha found themself in a beautiful palace on a mountaintop, and although he could tell it was not the Celestial Realm, the regal, gentle air was the same. It put the Deity on edge, as the Generals were rarely lenient on their subordinates, including and especially himself.
"...Yang Shifu?"
He spoke the higher Deity's surname in the company of an honorific, as to avoid any potential wrath from the high General that would normally be incurred via impropriety.
But for one of those rare periods, the Heavenly General approached with a lighter brow than usual, and stopped a yard away from the somewhat shorter Deity.
"...I have heard in the mortal cultures, that one is not always forced to honor their heritage, and in extreme cases, they relinquish such heritage and cut ties, even going so far as to change their surnames."
"What are you implying?"
Yang Jian paused for a moment to think, as he knew better than anyone that the Lotus Deity's father was a touchy subject for him.
"...if you wish to relinquish your heritage to any degree, I will attempt to convince the Jade Emperor to honor that decision, especially in the circumstance you wish to change your surname..."
Nezha's eyes widened, and they grunted with surprise.
"...and if you would have me... I would take you in as my own."
Yang Jian finished his thought, lowering his head with humility as he laid out his offer.
Nezha shivered at that statement, dropping the Fire-Tipped Spear. The metallic clatter was the only sound between the two for a long few moments.
"This has to be some cruel dream... "
Yang Jian stepped forward to place his hand on the younger Deity's shoulder.
"I would take you in as my own, if you would have me. If that is what you wish."
Yang Jian's eyes widened, including his third, when the smaller Deity latched onto him, then spoke quietly.
"Yang Nezha has a nice ring to it."
Yang Jian's surprise soon faded into a gentle smile, tender and compassionate. He wrapped his arms around Nezha in return, placing a hand on the back of their head.
"Then I'll do everything in my power to make it happen."
"...this is the best gift ever..."
The Lotus Deity mewled softly, unable to hide the sheer euphoria in his muted tone, nor the tears of joy streaming down his cheeks, even as he hid himself in the elder Deity's embrace.
Yang Jian held the other Deity like a parent would their child, and that meant everything to the Lotus Prince.
"Thank you, Yang Shifu..."
"Just Yang is alright, too, kid."
Nezha hummed contentedly, pulling himself as deep in the other's arms as he could. He released a relaxed sigh, at ease.
"Happy Father's Day, kid."
Footnotes
Much appreciation goes to @charmycharmcharms for the mythology and cultural details/trivia I needed to write this.
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