#why are you lecturing me.

[thewingedwolf]

me trying to talk about the structural reasons why the tyrell girls are treated like shit and why cersei doesn’t see the walk of atonement coming

someone leaving the most annoying comment i’ve ever seen that’s now going to be the most popular version of this post bc they’re a bnf:

[heartorbit]

just how can i protect your smile?

[uncanny-tranny]

"haha, are you an art gay, a science gay, or a math gay"

Actually, I find the division between art, science, and math to be a very nebulous idea and useless when you actually interact with the universe. The more you learn about the world, the more you surround yourself with art and science and math, and you'll never be able to see it any other way and it will be beautiful. When I take your hand, it won't be the science of our atoms closing the distance between us that we will experience, but the math of our fingers interlocking and the art of our bodies that we will experience. You are math and you are science and you are art, and nothing will make you any lesser💛

[casualavocados]

If a few words can kill him, I'll die with him. Don't always talk about death. You are still young.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 06

[parasitoidism]

Nothing ever changes in scrap world

[p1nkshield]

Dick: c’mon Kor! Maybe he’ll believe me if you do it first!

Kori: So you want me to throw you?

Dick solemnly: with all your strength.

Kori: with all my strength into the sky?

Dick: Yes! I still don’t know what the clouds taste like and how many flips I can do!

Kori: okay 👍🏾

Dick: thank you!

Kori: do you want me to catch you?

Dick: yes plea- *is launched and caught*

Kori: well?

Dick: See? I wew it would knork!

Kori: ???

Dick: ….oh uh 😨 *passes out*

Later

Clark: was the concussion worth it?

Dick: No…

Clark: what did the clouds taste like?

Dick: water 😢

Clark: do you even remember how many flips you did?

Dick: No… 😭

Clark: on account of what?

Dick: the concussion…

[worstloki]

following the theory that loki intentionally banded the avengers together so he could sicc them on thanos later, after he took the throne in T:TDW, i think he'd be so angry at the events of civil war like:

loki as odin: hello heimdall, how do earth's mightiest heroes fare as of late?

heimdall: they have disagreed on many subjects and split up two days ago

loki:

heimdall:

loki: they haVE WHAT?

cue loki coming down to earth and bonking everyone's heads together until they all get along again

stark: how the heck are you alive???

loki: skills. listen here, i did not pour my blood, sweat and tears to form this team for you idiots to throw all my hard work out the window!

loki, grabbing rhodes and stark by the wrists: now, we are going to get your little friends out of prison, understood?

like an exasperated kindergarten teacher, y'know?

Loki, hitting Steve over the head with a newspaper: he's your friend, of course he's upset you lied to him about something like this

Tony: hah!

Loki, giving Tony a death glare: did you have to fight each other about it

[specialagentartemis]

Dear college students:

I’m a TA. Your TAs are students too. I get it. College is a Lot. Sometimes you can’t come to class. Sometimes you can’t finish your work by the deadline. It happens.

We’re willing to work with you if you tell us.

I have 50 students in my “Intro to World Archaeology” class. I prepare the discussion sections, I grade the essays and exams. I have plenty to do. I am not going to track you down and ask why you didn't come to class last week or if you need an extension on your work or if you would like me to email my comments on your draft to you if you didn’t pick it up on the day I handed it back. I cannot read your mind. I do not know your life. You have to approach me.

If you didn’t get your feedback, let me know! If you can’t come to class, let me know! If you need an extension on a project, let me know! You don’t need to give private personal details, but you need to at least tell me ahead of time that you can’t make it! If you never email me or approach me after class or come to my office hours, I can’t know what you need! Your TAs are tired grad students, they will sympathize with you, it is our job to work with you and help you, but you have to be the one to ask for what you need.

And seriously, if you have any questions, go to your professor’s or TA’s office hours. That’s what they’re there for!!

[bitethedevil]

whoever thought that 8 am lectures was an acceptable thing needs to be burned at the stake

[existennialmemes]

We should domesticate black bears. They are just giant dogs, and we should befriend them!

Look at their ears. A creature would not have ears like that if I wasn't supposed to hug it.

There's no time for traditional domestication practices. Let's just start kidnapping wild bear cubs and bringing them into our homes.

Will this have dire ecological repercussions, causing untold harm to bears, pets, and people? I don't know! But that seems extremely likely!

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

to that anon I got about my last posts: if you're hurt that I'm talking about antisemitism on tumblr rather than the Israel/Palestine conflict itself then you're going to have to make your peace with a star wars blog not being an effective platform for activism.

This is the point I've been trying to hammer home perfectly illustrated. I deviated ever so slightly from what's allowed on the subject to say that I can't participate in this website's idea of 'raising awareness' (distributing real facts and misinfo alike without a care and being a bunch of fanatic Jew haters in the process) and that I don't think I'm able to critically and accurately examine every piece of news that gets passed around here, and you're taking this to assume I don't care. So no, I'm not going to spend my time trying to prove that I do care to that particular crowd.

You're upset with me for not treating this like I did fandom and assuming I value fictional characters more than real people because of it, but it's precisely because this is infinitely more important that I'm not going to be doing real people the disrespect of giving my two cents on their suffering and deaths on the same platform I did STAR WARS.

[hella1975]

they should put snipers in lecture halls and if u talk over the professor they just straight up shoot you

[some-stars]

sure do love reading posts about how zionism is a special, different kind of colonization that makes it actually fine and okay :)

like there were a LOT of antizionist jews in the early 20th century. there are a lot of us now. and it’s not because we just don’t Understand the Complexities of the israeli political situation. it’s because all forms of zionism, from their inception and to this day, have all always been morally wrong. israel was founded with a massive act of ethnic cleansing and murder because there is no other possible way to move large amounts of people into a place where other people already live that ensures the people arriving have all the political power. there was never a Good israel and there was never a Good zionism. it was rotten from its inception and it cannot be fixed or repaired or cleansed of the blood it demands.

you can dress up your explanations in lots of long paragraphs but the actual definition of all zionism is simply “we get to force everyone who was already living in this place to leave or be subservient to us or simply be killed.” there is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.

[a-dream-deferred]

went to the mall alone today - walked around listening to podcasts, treated myself to iced coffee and finished my book while drinking it, and did some shopping :>

[ray935sworld]

OKAY. HEAR ME OUT.

VR46 Academy but in Despicable Me.

Vale as Gru - obviously (is he the hero? is he the villain? Do we know? No. Do we care? No. Do we love him anyway? Yes.)

Uccio as Dr. Nefario - right hand, the one that handles everything and keeps an eye on the minions and does questionable things (I love Dr. Nefario but I can't forgive him for the side swap in part 2)

Giulietta Rossi and Luca's child (+ a hypothetical 3rd child to match the numbers) as Margo, Edith and Agnes - the children, that don't necessarily follow in Gru's/ Vale's footsteps (could also be just the academy boys themselves)

The academy boys as the minions - you see it too right? Loud, working together for Gru/ Vale, adoring him, close to a cult, partially live with him

Marc Marquez as Vector - the young, ambitious rival that threats to dethrone the older one... Come on. He could also be Lucy Wild, no explanation needed.

[dykrophone]

life went forward and the world moved on but I never got over among us (2018)