#why is he such a fucking cutie omfg

[tryingtofindava]

── 𝐂𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐁𝐆 𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐠*ೃ༄

: ̗̀➛Back to Source

THESE CAN BE READ AS PLATONIC OR ROMANTICALLY!!

╰┈➤𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲𝐧

She can handle being all cuddly to a certain extent, before she rolls away to have her own space. Though, she’ll always have some sort of touch with you. That being a hand on your waist or thigh, or even her foot touching yours. (Red confirmed Ashlyn to have autism)

You better hope she doesn’t have any nightmares in her sleep time before transporting to the Phantom world, because if she does she jolts so fast her hair is gonna literally whip you.

This girl is skin and bones, so she’s probably not the warmest to snuggle up to. But she makes that up with wearing nice and soft things, like hoodies, PJ bottoms, and fuzzy socks.

When she’s in a comfortable position with you, she probs drools.

╰┈➤ 𝐀𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧

Sleeping/cuddling with Aiden is a very humbling experience.

He watches tiktoks with you because he thinks it’s a bonding experience while you guys snuggle. (just ignore his fyp it’s cursed…)

Before you guys cuddle, you have to force him to take his contacts out because every cuddle sesh ends up with the two of you falling asleep.

But when he sleeps with them in his eyes become all dried when he wakes up.

(Red also confirmed Aiden to have contacts, because he’s blinder than a bat, and it’s also why his eyes are red because his contacts are coloured.)

Like Ashlyn, he drools… but not just a small bit like the ginger. He’s drooling fucking RIVERS.

He moves about in his sleep, like a lot. And when he settles, it’s only for like a maximum of 4 mins before he’s squirming around like a worm again.

BLANKET HOG ALERT!! WEE WOO WEE WOO. If you ever wake up cold, you’re gonna turn to see Aiden with YOUR OWN blanket cuddling up with the whole damn blanket cuz he srsly subconsciously wrapped himself a cocoon.

When you guys are cozying up together, he’s literally in top of you like the human version of a weighted comforter.

And if you feel suffocated with him on top of you, he’s pressed up to your like a leech looking for affection. I’m talking limbs tangled together and every thing.

╰┈➤ 𝐁𝐞𝐧

He’s such a teddy bear!! ^_^

AND HE’S SO WARM OMFG, ITS CRIMINALLY INSANE HOW COZY THIS GUY IS. A literal damn furnace.

For being such a big guy, you’d automatically think he liked being big spoon. BUT THAT IS FALSE INFORMATION HE LIKES BEING LITTLE SPOON!!

If you knew him before the accident, he used to hum you to sleep as you guys snuggled!!

And when he eventually does fall asleep while cuddling he goes so still like he turned into a rock.

It feels like sleeping next to a dead body…

Except the dead body is incredibly warm instead of being all cold. And if the deceased body had a vice grip on you like I’d be let go you’d disappear.

╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫

THIS CUTIE IS SUCH A SNUGGLE BUG!!

This girl is full of sm love and affection, she loves to show her appreciation for someone through physical touch!

She makes sure that not only she’s comfy, but you are too! Like you guys could be snuggling on a Rocky Mountain and she’d still make it comfortable.

Like Ashlyn she’ll always make sure to have a hand on you, even if you guys are firmly pressed aging eachother like sardines in a can.

╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫

Whines that he hates cuddling, saying it’s sappy and cringy… But then whines again when you aren’t cuddling up…

He likes to keep his ‘I’m a tough guy’ act on, so he’ll not initiate a cuddle sesh. It’s either gonna have to be you start it, or he’s sick and doesn’t give af.

Unlike Ben, he prefers being big spoon, since he just likes holding you closely to his chest while you guys spoon. Thinks it’s very intimate.

If you tease him about how he comes like putty when you guys cuddle, he’ll get all pouty and push you away. (Only to be back in your arms in 3 minutes time…)

╰┈➤ 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧

ANOTHER ONE WHOS A TOTAL CUTIE PATOOTIE ‘BOUT IT!!

But so, so, so painfully awkward…

BUT!! He’s cozy, and has the COMFIEST pillows and blankets lying around it’s insane.

He deffo had one of them cool star projectors that make the room look like space. It’s the coolest.

When you guys start cuddling his glasses stay on, but if it turns into a small snooze they get lost and you guys have to dig through the blankets to find them to he can see, cause without them this bitch turns into Velma from Scooby Doo.

[jazeswhbhaven]

An Unslighty Guy | React | SPOILERS

WELCOME BACK TO GEHENNA LOVELIES. Let's jump right in by me saying that I love the fact that Paimon is a social media content creator. It makes complete sense for him to be. This also reminds me that it's canon that Orias is also a content creator trying out facial products/makeup etc. I wonder if he links up with Paimon and Eligos at all.

Anywayssss he's filming for the meeting that happens every 5 years, and everyone is like yeah it's noisy around this time because of Sitri and Amy....lmao

and pointing out that Eligos follows Paimon's channel is very cute. However from Mammon's event it's possible that Eligos is older than Paimon (so he'd be the senior to Paimon's junior)

so ya'll remember when Ppyong was annoyed as fuck during Chapter 6 with all of those girls at the cafe wanting a picture with him and wanting autographs, etc. It seems the same thing carries over to Hell and he can't stand popularity but he's popular anyway. He's even rude to the fans and they don't even care they just eat it up and say they'll drink toilet water for him at this rate. I'm just like HELLO? lmao

Leraye is concerned, but Paimon teases him by telling him "when you're older you'll understand why they like him so much" and that confirms Leraye is possibly the youngest out of the Gehenna nobles. I really do wish they'd come out with an age chart or something to make this shit eaiser I STG.

Then here comes these two cuties, and Astaroth tries his hand an interpreting what Zagan is saying, but he got it wrong like completely wrong lmao

It's cute because he even gets bummed about it and has to pet Apophis for comfort and I'm just like AWH HE WANTS TO TRANSLATE FOR THE BAB.

I wonder if it's just something he wants to be able to do just because or if he truly wants to help Zagan and they are close like how Paimon and Leraye are usually hanging out together all the time.

But the meeting is about to begin and Ppyong asks if Amy is showing up and well....

Sitri is great at fucking acting because the way I thought he was being foreal for a second like how everyone thought Belial was dead at the beginning of Chapter 1 lmao

Amy came in like "the fuck I am, what's good?"

I feel like personally Amy would use any and every insult known to man to throw at Sitri because he just has that much of disdain toward him and I really am itching to know why that is. I swear it's probably over something super fucking petty or small.

So we're all like omfg Sitri just sat up here and wished death on this man. Yes. Yes he did.

But they give us some insight on Amy's importance to Gehenna's army. He handles a lot of the localized battles to make sure that there's no help needed from the capital. I'm not very familiar with battle jargon so as I see simply...he's the guy that handles the little stuff so the larger scale battles can be focused on more by the other nobles and their subordinates. This sounds way more organized and detailed than our little battles don't it? Since we only have like six characters to work with lmao

But he wears Satan's jumpsuit design and so do the others in his company, so everyone knows him that way. And it turns out he's quite well liked. Sitri too.

Is it just me or is Amy taller than Sitri? I need age and height charts n a o.

But as per usual the wording always throws me off, because "hot rough older brother" should only be used if it's the friend that's calling your brother that or something because if his peers see him as a brother but also hot??? idk whatever I'm thinking too deeply.

Point being. they both hot. they both do the thing.

So Sitri is quite pissed and pretty much ignores Amy's presence and asks Astaroth why it didn't work cursing Amy to die and it's explained that you have to say it more than once for the curse to work. (cool that Astaroth knows stuff like this). So Amy starts his little mantra of wanting the poor guy dead

Since I know what he sounds like, it's funny to try to read this in his voice in my head.

Sitri ain't never missed with his clapback. I swear he was just born with the ability to roast anyone at any given moment.

(it's funny because when my cat was in heat before I got her fixed she was LOUD asf like that shit would keep me up at night)

And even more so Amy tries to tell him he was gonna sit down anyway without taking orders from him and Sitri clocked him again by saying that those who cum early talk too much and those who don't talk very seldom. Out here calling him a one pump chump.

now how do you know which one he is Sitri hm???? care to share with the class??

Anyways, Satan shows up and sees the table all fucked up and he's just happy.

He really said he here for the chaos.

He is definitely here to start some shit and it makes me laugh because that's his entire focus. He doesn't even hide that he's trying to do it. He even told Amy to break the chair from stomping around and Sitri took it as Satan getting onto him. What's funny to me is that I think Satan literally just wanted him to break furniture so Sitri has something to say about it. I'm crying.

Amy was ready to go ya'll he told Sitri to meet him outside, square up, grab his guns, saddle up, the whole nine yards. Sitri is just like well no the meeting comes first and Satan and was like "ugh fine" and decided to pay attention to important stuff lol.

Amy apparently lost this round to Sitri because Satan forgot all about the fight and focused on the meeting instead.

Also from that screencap above I'm definitely not trippin' Amy is taller than Sitri and Satan like WHAT is his height hello?

SO it's five years later and the meeting happens again, and Amy kept that energy because once Sitri came through that door?

it was on sight. lmaoooooo

Also wtf Amy why is your bosoms so big and taking up the screen. Maybe that's why you're mad because Sitri's got the badonk booty and you don't because it's all in your chesssttt.

anyways

There's more banter between these two and the other nobles are just standing by watching as per usual until Ppyong genuinely wants to know why they hate each other so much if they were in the same class when enlisted.

It also sounds like Sitri knew Satan before that and decided to become his right hand devil at the same time. Hm.

So in other words "if they keep at each others throats like that they actually like each other they just don't know how to show it"

Satan even does the "hehe now kisssssss" move

Now this little CG is adorable. Astaroth pulled out his 3D glasses, Paimon has his camera ready...I love them so much this is hilarious.

Awh grumpy Paimon is grumpy. He wanted the picture because it was gonna get a million views lmao

And Leraye is right on the money, because how did Amy and Sitri know to turn their heads at that exact moment?

clocked 'em

Satan is thirsty now because he's blissfully unware that he almost made them kiss. Sitri wants to brew tea, but Amy is like "nah we ain't got time for that I'll go on a drink run <3"

Then...

they literally became my favorite gif

So while they have their stare down, Leraye saves the day by saying it's too hot to have Sitri slave over a hot stove making tea so having Amy go on a drink run is much faster.

So he orders iced tea (iirc), Paimon wants orange juice, Astaroth???

sir wth does this even mean? like? 😭😭

Anyways while Sitri was kinda ticked off that Amy went to go fetch the drinks instead of him, he didn't really fight it that it would be faster. Amy also appreciated that everyone had his back on this decision.

Which btw he got those drinks quick asf, like where did he even find all of this?

purified water from the golden river of tartaros??? Where do they sell that? cold ade sounds like gatorade/kool-aid or something and juice yeah you can get that anywhere and cold coffee for belial and Astaroth

oh no what about my bby Zagan :(((( no drink for him?

but he even got Sitri a drink....except...

He done got this man a bottle of fucking sesame oil dressing...two fucking liters of it.

"Don't be frugal" he says.

What kinda petty ass childish shit LMAO I'd literally pour it on his head for bringing that to me. Satan laughed though so I guess that's his kind of humor, and everyone else tried to not laugh either. Sitri ofc was not amused lol but I guess Amy won this round.

So it sounds like tomorrow we will FINALLY know why they hold these meetings and why it's spread out by five years each time.

So far I'm really liking the banter between the two. It's really something. it also makes me want to really write them together b a d l y. Like there's so many things I could give the reason for why they hate each other so much.

But that's day one and two ya'll. Thankfully nothing has me off track so I can follow each day at a time ^^

See ya'll at the next react lovelies <3

[teddybeartoji]

which type of hybrid!reader would wolf!toji like the most

if u cant pick one then make a list AND EXPLAIN EACH WHY

u put me on to hybrid!reader now i cant stop

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THINK. wolf!toji's favourite hybrid would still be a bunny... kind of a basic answer i suppose but oooh my god i love big bad wolf toji and the little cutie bunny yk:33333333 the size kink here goes fucking wiiilddddd bc he's just soo so big... and he loves to corner his little bunny whenever he can,, he likes it when you stare up at him with your pretty big eyes:333 and omfg he also likes to nip at your ears and pinch your tail bc he thinks it's the cutest thing ever when you squirm in his lap!!!!!

BUUTTT I DO REALLY LOVE HIM WITH A PUPPY!READER TOO. the idea of them comparing teeth sizes is sooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmm scratches my brain in all the right places hehehe andand and i like to think abt toji teaching his pup to be a proper Puppy too yk like how to growl and how to be like a beast but then failing miserably when your nose scunches up in the most adorable way........................

aaaaaaaaaaaand my third pick would be kitty!reader just bc i am biased lmao he's in such a guard dog role with you,, he likes to kind of curl up around you as you sleep he wants to protect you. and mmm he loves it when you give him a tongue bath................... you're so small and it feels like you're doing so little but when you're all over him like that, your tiny hands pawing at his big chest as you're trying to pull him closer so you can every inch of his skin... it just gets his heart racing. and it makes his dick hard<333333

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

legiterally CANNOTTTTTT stop thinking about Hobie Brown teasing a chubby cutie he has a massive crush on HHHHHH, maybe he saved them from a mugging or maybe they met at a show that he was giving at the pub or maybe after he saved them from a mugging. He's so meannnn, just caressing their love handles and punching their chubby cheeks and he so obviously goes 👀 whenever their tummy peeks out from under their short tops that they wear in front of him. He would definitely call you a 'chubby cherub' or 'sweetness' or 'cupcake' I know it, I just do, I know it OMFG

- ❤️ anon

Hi Sunny, been a while, hope you are doing okay. Was busy with uni, graduation and other classes so I hope you are doing well ❤️❤️❤️

Take care lovely ❤️❤️

Hobie Brown is such a chubby chaser, this is canon to me, you can't tell me that tall lanky son of a bitch doesn't want a lil plushness in his life

It hits him like a brick too. He's playing a show and he glances out at the crowd and lo and behold there you are, tube top and jeans squishing into your belly. You're a sight for sore eyes, waving and screaming and cheering, bouncing up and down with others around you. God, what he wouldn't give to see you pull down your shirt and give him a peek at your pretty nipples.

He has to hide his boner after the show. He sneaks off, looking for you, but his fans crowd around him. He eventually gets away, but you're nowhere to be found, much to his disappointment. He really wanted to see you up close, see those chubby cheeks puff up as you smiled.

Too late, he supposes. He'll just go on patrol for an hour or two before calling it a night.

Imagine his luck when he finds you a few blocks away being harassed by some twat. He jumps down in a flash, putting an arm around you protectively.

"Oi mate, what's the deal? Why ya buggin a cutie like this? Fuck off, yeah?"

Your harasser scrams and you're left with your hero, thanking him high and low for getting rid of that pest. He eats up the praise, admiring you the whole time, wishing he could palm your ass just for a minute. He reaches up and pinches your cheek gently, smiling under his mask when you whine cutely.

"Enough thanks. How bout I walk ya home? Make sure you get there safe? How that sound, cupcake?"

Of course you accept; who wouldn't accept a proposal like that? He walks you home, chatting the whole time, complimenting you all the while. Maybe he's hoping you'll invite him in once you arrive, get cozy with you, push your legs up to your ears and go to town. But for now he's content with just walking and talking with you, enjoying the cool night air.

[badtzbot]

sigh. go on then. drake.

i knew you cared about me....

How I feel about this character

my emotions about him are generally divided into 5 categories:

lust - not gonna get into it too much because this is tumblr not twt but uhhhh. he's 7 foot 8 inches. he's a dinosaur zoan.... he has a hybrid form. he has really good tits thighs and ass. all i'm saying is that i need him carnally

sobbing emojis - HIS FUCKING BACKSTORY OMFG. GODS. literally IM DEAD. i hope diez barrels is put through hell two billion times. i have extended headcanons about his time as an abused kid. i'm so so happy he was rescued. i can't believe he was nineteen there he was so small. im so glad that he's grown up now and (probably at least somewhat) recovered. i need the barrels pirates to be executed.

need to coddle him - i need to make him take a week off where he does nothing but experience joy. i want him to get over his trauma. i'm booking him a therapy session. im spooning him and washing his hair until he cries because he's never felt intimacy like that. i need him to be happy

need to bully him - his name is so stupid. "x drake" but it's pronounced "diez drake." he's a huge nerd about reptiles and ASTROPHYSICS. he's so large and so pathetic. he's a huge dweeb. he blushes and faints easily. he's weak to boobs. he's like if a mommas boy didnt have a momma. sengoku adopted him and he defected from the main marine force. he went undercover as a pirate and trafalgar clocked him in 0.2 secs as a narc. his pirate outfit is all leather which is both very distracting to me and very difficult to move in. he dual wields weapons that aren't normally dual wielded. his hair is the stupidest thing i've ever seen. he's a ginger. what is up with that weird ass pirate mask. his ship is literally just a painted over marine ship. i can't believe this guy he's such a dweeb

overwhelming love - i love him so much he's sweetie cutie of all time. i love him. he's 7'8. he's a dinosaur man. he faints when he sees boobs. i have only one figure and it's of him. he has such a strong moral compass. he's head of sword. he believes in real justice. he loves chicken and he hates eggs. he has two different birthdays. in the real world he would be a zookeeper. i LOVE HIM SO MUCH

he is my most specialest guy of all time.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

smoker, mostly. koby a little

My non-romantic OTP for this character

his relationship with the rest of SWORD in general is so cute. also putting drake and paulie in a room together has a lot of comedic potential because why are they Like That.

My unpopular opinion about this character

idk what the popular opinions about him are. that hes ugly? i agree tho he is a little bit ugly. but i still love him. ummmmm idk. the unpopular opinion is that i like him at all

oh also not a fan of drake and law? idk i just don't think law would fuck marines. except for One of them

also i don't think he's a daddy dom. he's my pathetic little princess

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

can i just get more of him in general. can we leave one piece and go to "life of diez drake" instead. that would be really good for me

[bellewintersroe]

Hi i wanted to Ask if you could do a morning after with the BoB guys,like after the first time that they and the nurse reader have had sex and if you could include moore,grant and shifty that would be great,either way thanks xx

thank you for your request!! I absolutely love writing these headcannons omfg <3 <;3 <3 there will be mentions of sex but I won’t go into detail so there’s nothing graphic in this ! Mainly just band of brothers fluff and a bit of flirting too. Let me know if you guys want part 2 with any other guys, or if you have any other requests for the nurse reader! It’s my fav to write about xxx

Easy boys the morning after…

Babe Heffron:

I fucking love this cutie.

you’d probably wake up still wrapped up in his arms, your chest are both bare and the warmth of his skin keeping you close is so cosy.

babe would I think loves his sleep, so he wouldn’t wake up until he felt you stirring.

probably would smile immediately and pull you in for a gentle kiss and a cuddle. Ugh he’s so soft and cuddly in a morning.

“you ok?” He’d ask, running his hands over the bare of your back.

genuinely cares for you so much, and he’s superrrrrr happy you guys slept together, inside he’s proud of himself which occasionally shows with the occasional smirk he gives you.

Wouldn’t mention the night before to you, but the thought of it probably makes him wanna do it all over again, grabs your boobs and probably uses them as stress relief/ something to squeeze and fidget with lmfaooo.

still in awe that ur actually naked in bed with him woah.

Alton More:

Probably would happen during Eindhoven?

like the night they spend there, he’s grab your hand and you’d both run off to some barn seeing as fraternising is banned in the army.

anyway, you’d spend the night together and I don’t think Alton can cuddle when he’s sleeping. When he wakes up however, and sees you laid next to him, your hair sprawled across your bare back, a smile grows on his face immediately.

he’d roll over and pull the blanket further up over your back, pressing a kiss to your skin to give you the most gently wake up.

pulls you into his chest for a cuddle even if you’re asleep, he just wants to have you close again.

sooooo up for round 2 omg, he’d be smirking and flirting away, but you can still see the blush glowing on his cheeks.

he’d really be glowing the morning after, now he’s had you he can’t get enough of you.

hands would roam fr. I think they’d continue to forever after this, he just loves touching you omg.

Shifty Powers:

Idk why I used this gif lollllllll.

but I think your first time together would be somewhere in Austria? Maybe after the war has ended and things aren’t as strict. Training for redeployment into the Pacific hasn’t started and Shifty has yet to win the ticket to go home.

it’s quite peaceful, the morning after definitely is, I think he’s an early bird so would probably wake up first to go to the toilet and brush his teeth.

when he see’s you half naked resting gently he swears to god he’s seen an Angel. The thoughts from the night before would swirl through his mind and Shifty is smirking to himself, but comes to sit back down in bed, and placed a hand on your back.

when you wake up, he’s asking if you want a drink or anything, but literally he can’t do enough for you. All you’d want is a cuddle and Shifty would be more than happy to comply.

he’d play with your hair, as gentle as he was the night before, pressing kisses to your temple.

tries not to stare too much at your half naked body but low key he’s wandered about it for a little while longer than he’d liked to have admitted.

accidentally gets a boner idk?

Chuck Grant:

He’s a big cutie but I think he has the potential to be cheeky, especially in the early days.

let me set the scene, it’s England, the morning after you two have first slept together in secret.

I think there would’ve been drinks involved but the two of you had enough of the tension and snuck off to somewhere like the back of a broken down truck, or inside somebody’s treehouse. It would be random.

it’s kinda nippy that morning so Chuck would pull you into his chest, rubbing his hands up and down your arm.

both a little hungover so I can imagine you both being delirious and everything is funny for absolutely no reason.

He’s probably be so amused that he finally made a move on you, like without alcohol he’s kinda shy, but it had been a longgggg time coming so Chuck feels a relief like no other.

now he’s had you once he wants you again, so you’d probably have sex again the morning after, but I think he’d be super gentle with you and it would just be super fun.

Ron Speirs:

The morning after you’re probably like ‘omfg did I really just have sex with my commanding officer? Fuck, fuck!’ It might’ve been on such a whim and long story short, you’re still somehow half in your uniform from last night.

I think Ron would be super chilled when he’s not working, so although you’d both probably face the consequences later, for now he’s smirking, probably chuckling a little as he wraps an arm around you.

“Oops.” He’d huskily say, but he has no intentions of actually meaning that. He’s super proud, and he fucking adores you, so shares lots of smirks with you the morning after.

Lewis Nixon:

Oooooof, again, like Chuck it would happen after a long night of drinking- probably in the Eagle’s nest when you’re all celebrating.

The only difference is, the two of you have been friends the whole many years of knowing each other and now omfg it happens and it’s so fun but like- what?!

I think you’d probably wake up first with Lewis’s arm wrapped over your body and for a second you jump- then he jumps- then you both realise you’re naked and omfg it’s kinda embarrassing but hilarious.

“I don’t even wanna know…” Lewis cut himself off when he’s eyes accidentally flashed down to your chest. “Don’t look at me!” “don’t look at me either!” “I’ve already seen you!” “yeah well I’ve already seen you too!”

omfg I could expand on this so much, whether it’s a one night stand or turns into something more, I’ll leave it to your interpretations.

James ‘Moe’ Alley:

Aghhhh he’s so sweet.

I think it happens after you two reunite when he’s back from the hospital when he’s injured. You hadn’t seen each other for a couple months and he wants to show you his love in more way than one.

he’d wake up with the biggest smile on his face, he’d be so soft, kissing over your cheeks and nuzzling his face against yours omfg. He missed you so much, and now he truly feels like he’s made up for lost time.

draws on your back without you even asking.

His eyes would be so hazy, his eyelids would be heavy due to it being early morning and he’d have the huskiest voice- omg he’d be so sexy.

he’d be all comfy and the two of you would probably fall back asleep, wrapped up all warm for a change, and his hand would rest on your bum, Moe would feel so accomplished in life hahahahahha.

a little self conscious of his scars as they’re fairly visible but can’t stop smiling and blushing when you’d give him the smallest bit of reassurance about them.

after all, scars on a man look so rugged and give character, am I right?

Floyd Talbert:

Controversial, but I think it happens the night when Chuck is shot.

you both need comfort and lean on each other for support, and one thing leads to another and your close friendship blossoms into a secret love story kinda thing. But anyway I’m getting carried away.

Floyd would be soooo grateful that you’re still there when he wakes up, he’s missed company all throughout the war and now he finds an empty bed a lonely place, especially when it’s dark.

Usually he can’t get back to sleep, but when you let out a soft whine and cuddle further up to him he just melts.

the two of you would hold each other so close, still haunted by the pain of yesterdays events.

he’d be asking if you’re alright, and I think he’d want to bathe in the comfort you provide him for as long as possible before the two of you are rushing off to make sure Chuck is ok.

[indianchindian]

Our Jeffy turned 29! Fucking 29 and he still looks like a baby! I 100% know you won't see this but I'm still making this post out of dedication before I sleep; HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JEFF SATUR! You're an amazing musician and a genuinely fun person to be around (at least as I see it). You might have given the impression of a cold prince when you played Kim, but you seem to be the opposite, especially when you enacted Tankhun 😭😭😭 And THE KIND OF VOCAL RANGE YOU HAVE!! OMFG!

Happie Bday Jeffy once again. I'll continue listening to your songs on repeat. You first made me admire you when I first heard Why Don't You Stay and furthered it with Strangers. And Hide has the coolest outro! believe me!

Before I go, I'll post a series of pic collages dedicated to Jeff. So here you go!

Smiley and cutie Jeffy

Aesthetic Model/Femme Jeff

Musician/Guitar Jeff

Jeff with Cattos (and a doggo)

Jeff with his bros (his pic with Bright hits HARD)

And finally, STRAWBERRY JEFFY! 🍓🍓

[fell-the-aristocracy]

MOSHANG FIC TIME if u love/havent read any if these PLS DISCUSS THEM W ME im so insane about them plsplspls-

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27448672 - lighthearted fluff, SQH is suddenly Desirable™ to demons n MBJ is not about it, post-canon oneshot sqh pov

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36060397 - OMFG. Deaged!SQH and MBJ being SUCH a cutie about it. This author is one of my favs and this fic is so cute,,, babby airplane asking for cartoons in ancient china. Hes so cute and mbj is so good w kids here,,, bingqiu are v prominent in this fic and the system is a big part!!! Super cute v recommend!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56817634 - a saucy one, SQH tryna stop the horny books about him and his king from reaching mobei jun but....👀👀👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17577836 - cant quite remember the plot to this one except the description, just MBJ listening when SQH thinks out loud and its p silly n cute i think ^3^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21949045 - TIME LOOP MOSHANG!!! airplanes hack author ways kick him jn the ass and hes so oblivious in this its gr8. V suggestive but not outright horny (until....👀) but so so cute also. Sqh u r so dumb my beloved <3

Oh wait tho lemme get u some LOGISTIC SQH!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50941312 - this author. This. Author!!!!! 3 works and im obsessed (91 chapter scumplane friendship that is SO FUNNY Pls read phantom of the wrp...its got *gasp* healthy moshang!!) But this one!!!! Fake dating AU bc mobei jun panics and isnt as good at lying as SQH and theyre both so dumb but competent (its a running theme im in love w shush-) (also!!! Historical accuracy!!! The authors notes are SO GOOD) 38/38 chapters (also ttly forgot to do this with the rest of them....soz i think theyre all finished!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54434674 - AAAAAAA THIS ONE!! I binged it in like 2 days, its SO GOOD (cute mini sqh, good shizun sqh, adorable cumplane friendship eeee!!) He has the CUTEST assistant and hes so paperwork cored here.... The moshang is such a nice buildup and the concept is so so so well executed (if u like SQH getting powers bc hes the author and the system being PROMINENT....this is literally the best fic) 25/25 chapters, w extras that are still updating!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41344347 - this one heeheeeeee theyre both oozing competence n saving each other and i heart it lots. Bamf!SQH 4/4 chapters

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36245203 - ooohhhhh if u like demon/human culture differences..... Bodyswap fic where they understand each others human/demon instincts and are like ah. I think u might like me back actually. Oneshot!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36964696 - this one is so fkn funny. Peak lords more like 11 affronted siblings asking MBJ why he thinks hes good enough for their beloved shang shidi. Oneshot!

Ok this ask is. Gigantic. I have more (some amnesia plots if ur amenable 👀) bt im. Im gonna read more moshang im frothing at he mouth rn i hope u havent read all of these recs already and u find some u rlly like!!! Godspeed o7

ooohh fuck yeahhh. i haven't read v many just yet bc i've been busy ish today but i have Time tonight. love love love me some Logistics Man work i Will be reading.

[mrstsung]

I want this shang but only the version in my head. Only the version i handcrafted away from the narrative and the hype schlock that was mk12/mk1. The version that is his humble beginnings,freshly cursed by the gods,former warrior of earthrealm,having a falling out with his former friend and mentor lord raiden and cohersd by shao kahn to serve under him thus betraying earthrealm. The version i handcrafted and carefully made with love. Tho it can apply to any and many of the various iterations of shang tsung over the years. I feel a young shang's misadventures is long overdue or at least a proper backstory that isn't overtaken and overshadowed by corporate meddling. (I would absolutely love to have mr.tagawa's input more on this personally,and his opinions and thoughts on my backstory for shang. But alas maybe some day)

But anywho. A young shang tsung would be nice but better written or given at least a better script.

Because mr. Alan lee is such an amazing talent. And i feel he deserves so much better as shang tsung,one of THE if not THE MOST iconic antagonist of the mortal kombat series. (As with many other actors and VA for said character.)

Like this shang's aesthetics(minus the claws gauntlets tho they are growing on me but they could look better. Maybe more snake or dragon motifs?),the charm is there,the feeling,the attitude,the actor does an amazing job,but the problem is....legitimately....everything else. When your "antag" is better than everyone else,and i mean that genuinely. Better than the script and plot,better than the protags,better than the other antagonists,etc. Then....it's not good. Of course i love shang and want a win for him once. Especially now he has legitimate reasons why he does what he does,why he is how he is,and you genuinely feel sorry for him,and want to hug him,give him a friend,ffs you just go "ah fuck man, you good?" Yeah. He actually has something shown at least. Not my personal flavor. However for canon to be bold enough to do so is shocking. But what pisses me off as a fan of both mk and shang tsung. Is that...

1. It took them waaaaay too long to make that happen.

2. It doesn't feel sincere even when they did.

3. It feels rushed and plot convenient. And centering shang's whole backstory around liu kang instead of well....shang tsung. At least it feels that way. It doesn't feel like the character has agency. So it feels like a half assed apology for doing shang dirty.

So that's why i don't like the story that shang is centered around. Now if we take the character,the concept of a shang tsung down on his luck,barely surviving off of scraps,even tho he serves a powerful kingdom and emperor with a cushy job as a court mage. That i would love to see. That's exactly how i always saw his og backstory, if you want him to rectify mistakes ACTUALLY FUCKING DO IT AND NOT BACKTRACK FOR STATUS QUO FOR YOUR "PROTAGS OR HEROES" TO WIN!!!! Like holy shit dude. Like crap,the Fanfics are better than canon writing and nrs knows it! They seem to even try to copy what we as fans to but fail so hard. But it's sad it feels so half assed when a "professional gaming company" is supposed to make this. But i feel its corporate meddling,and Hollywood greed that prevents this series,at least storywise and narratively from reaching its true potential.

Sorry for this vent. But this character I'm very very passionate about. But mostly this game series. I love this game. I love playing it. Almost all the games. It's my childhood as many others. And I'm not gonna stand for mediocrity and slander to one of my faves.

But anyways. Enough rambling. Back to shang.

Like mk12/mk1 shang tsung isn't bad at least looks wise. No more different than anyone else. But it still bothers me they all look "samey" and not in a memey,jokey,fun way. It looks sloppy next to him. Ignoring everyone else around him,looking at shang individually. Omfg he's a cutie. He's smug,he's the shang i know n love but just....younger. like in His 30s or so. Around my age. Which is cool. But....i still kinda wish his old man shang wasn't a ruse. I ignore it was a ruse tho so it doesn't count. In fact like i said. I'm rewriting the whole thing period.

Will it be kinda self indulgent? Maybe a bit self inserty,Yes. But i don't care. Because he deserves better than that.

We owe it to mr.tagawa. to shang's character. To all the voice actors and actors and amazing talent over the 30+yrs mk has been around. We deserve a good story,a better story,and even more so,a better fucking game. To play. To learn. To have fun with. Without paying and arm and a leg to even access it. Period.

Shang tsung baby you deserve better. So so so much better.

[dollivication]

kitty hybrid dmc3 dante ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

to me hes like one of those hybrids that can AKSHUALLY turn into a whole ass cat. as a stray he js stays as a cat bc its a lil easier— if u ignore the regular ass cats trying to pick up fights w him for existing near them that is (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

one day u pick him up bc cute cat!!1! cute lil cat needs a home<333 u js let the cat sleeping on the couch n go to sleep bc whats the worst thing that can happen?:3

thats what u think till u go to the kitchen in the middle of the night n find a grown ass man butt booty naked stealing food from the kitchen without a care in the world. the grown ass man butt booty naked also has.. a tail..? and ears..?

hes confused— why r u screaming is it bc hes too attractive ?? u brought him home in the first place why the screaming ?? hes quite literally the cat ?? why r u complaining abt him being naked ?? his body is a whole masterpiece wdym put some clothes on ??

u end up adapting to him (yes, adapting to him not the other way around) and damn.. hes an absolute MENACE. hes lazy as fawk,, hes also crazily needy like u doing something ? well now u arent bc hes throwing himself at u demanding for cuddles and if u refuse… omfg he gets so annoying.. starts whimpering whining hitting u with his tail scratching Whatever ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  he sometimes turns into his cat form js to cause ruckus too and its like,,, girl be calm

to me he doesnt rlly like clothing— like he refuses to wear clothes inside the house he mayyyy wear his stupid red coat but thats IT. hes js wandering around the house w his dingaling out and he does nawt give a shit,,, and oh my gawd dont get me started on this heat seasons,,, hes js a shameless slut ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

— 🍓

JREKAHSJEMRGS!!!!! DITTY KANTE!!!! KITTY DANTE!! IM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS

i feel laik he’d probably wait for a bit until actualy going human mode,, because omg… his owner is such a cutie patootie! he wants to make the most out of getting pet by yew, it feels so nice!!! literawy a kitty by day, a tall ass freak by night it’s literally fiona’s curse from shrek LMFAOOAOAOA

he’s an Actual FIEND!!‼️🔥‼️ he does NAWT understand human customs (wearing clothes) methinks.. only occasionally wears the red coat because he thinks it’s flashy >:3 otherwise,,, yu kind of have tew uhmnhg force him… to put on clothes… because he’s not above going outside double cheeked awp…,,, he looks good naked don’t you think ??(NO!)

HEAVY ON THE NEEDINESS AND NOISINESS!! dante does not CARE about boundaries.. will cling onto yew both in kitty form and human form—likegetoffyouretooheavytobedoinallat HELPMWEFH will repeat ur name like a broken record 4 yu to feed him.. and there’s laik never a point where he’s NOT purring… laik SHUT!!! FUCK UP!!!

i hope you laik cleaning up cat hair, bc his tail wil leave yewr clothes covered in white hairs… and he does this DELIBERATELY piece of shi… LOOOOVES kneading and nuzzling yew too!! especially ur chest and tummy! :3

kitty dante jorks it in front of yew when he’s in heat… literally always arching his back and bucking his hips like PUT THAT ZOOOWWWN!!!! he’s such a hornball i fear…

iwant to waterboard him,,;:.🩷

[borathae]

Forgive for my english. It's not my first language.

You have transformed into 3 worlds of your creativity/fanfics. You are given to live a month in your fanfics worlds.

Which three OCs do you choose to live for a month and why?

OMFG PLEASE if there is one thing which I want happening to me more than anything it's fucking this 😭😭

Sanguis Universe -> first of all, vampires & magic; I can be a fucking witch living in a big castle with my own greenhouse and antique furniture and literally no worries about money; the biggest selling point? I get to be with yoongi boongie and googie and tete & I get casually fuck hobi if I wanted to; also I'm so sorry for saying this again but yoongi boongie is the biggest selling point, I think I would genuinely never get sad if I know I could date sanguis boongie

OGC -> Jungkook jungkook jungkook; and he's the gentlest man in existence; he's a switch, a kinkster, a cutie and will always keep safe; also omfg your own house by the beach? and you get to live in a small town where all your friends live as well? and you have the most amazing & regular meet ups with your friends? also I get to have Bamie as a dog and I'm cool enough to have tattoos, piercings and a bike omfg a dream; the biggest selling point is googie though and him being the sweetest, most perfect husband ever

Only Yesterday -> I get to live in a small countryside village which is surrounded by nature, mountains, rivers and fields; I own a fucking teashop to which I can get by foot; I get to be friends with the Kim Brothers and work together with Jimin & Hobi and Kookie regularly visits my teashop; I have a cozy cottage with my own sunroom and vintage furniture AND I get to have a cat named Levi; and to top it all of I get to date my cute, lovely, wonderful neighbour Yoongi who is genuinely the sweetest boyfriend ever

I feel like the third place is a lil controversial because you besties probably thought that I'd choose aaol, which don't get me wrong it's on the fourth place on this list. But I don't think the actual lifestyle is really my thing JAJSDF I don't really like the city life and I think having Kook travel around so often for all his CEO business trips would make me feel lonely

Now I'm curious which stories you guys would choose omgmg tell me if you want to because I wanna knooow hehhee

[deathwhoregutfucker]

professional opinion of the day: Hellhammers chesthair.

insanely hot. like come on. i can’t find that ONE picture of him shirtless (so if anyone wants to throw it in the reblogs i’ll give you a kiss 😚) but omfg so fucking hot.

and it’s like why is he allowed to be that fucking attractive? like sure, varg was hot in his day, necro was, euro was, dead was a little cutie too. but hellhammer has just aged so fucking well and the carpet that sits upon his chest only makes things better.

i can imagine it’s gray by down, but i can’t wait until the day the hair on his beautiful perfect gorgeous head starts going gray.

why do you have to be so sexy jan? maybe we’ll never know.

[milesworld96]

OH MY FUCK YES HE LICKETD THE ACCLAIMED X XBSHXBJ&NHFHBVIHBFSVIBHGIUVDBUKFVDKJBDFV OH MY FUCKING CB,OODY HELL HE PICKED THEM THANK YOUFTHA NL YOU

OCSEBUMMGHCDHJBCSDKHBKHSCDKDSCHBMDSHMCBHSBMCMHBCDHJSBHBMCDSMBHSDCMBUDCUAKBCKUBUDACBKBHMCADBCMHADMBHHM

OH OPMY FUCK HES WEARING PINK‼️‼️‼️ MJF IS WEARING PINK ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 HE LOOKS SO CUTIE PATOOTIE THANK YOU CASTTERRRRR

NOOOOOOOOO THE FOURWAY SCISSOR😭😭😭😢😢😢

YEAH THANK YOU CROWD, LET THEM SCISSOR‼️‼️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷🩷✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

MJF IMMEDIATELY RUNNING ACROSS THE RING WHEN JUICE AND THE GUNNS CAME UP 2 CASTER WHILE HE WASNON THE GROUND; I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM MAXWELL🤨🤨

WHY DOES THE REF KEEP STOPPING MJF FROM HELPING THEM OUTSIDE THE RING, HE LET BOWENS AND DADDY ASS SLIDE BUT EHY NOT HIM��️⁉️

THE HOT TAG TO MJF AAAAAAAAAAAAA😍😍🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

KANGAROO KICK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

WHAT WHATHWTA WTAHW TWAHWTA TWHAT WHAT JAY PINNED MJF JAY LINNED MJF⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💔💔💔💔💔💔 NNOOOOOOOOOOOO

MJF BE CARFEKGJFJDK OMFG CASTER HE TOOK THE BULLET‼️‼️‼️‼️🩷🩷🩷😭😭😭 CASSTETRRRR

FUCKING KILL THE MAXWELL

Crying over Maxwell checking on Caster MAXWELL WHAT THE FU K AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID FOR YOU

THE FOURWAY SCIISOR OMG THEY DID IT

[theproblemcallednight]

ur hostess is in pieces

alr y’all. the final wungo wednesday. i’m not exaggerating when i say this ep broke me

quick intermission before we start: this is in two parts bc there’s a lot in this ep. i split it roughy halfway through the ep

also this is a rewatch so some of my initial feelings r gone, but i’m doing the commentary based on my initial reactions so that’s why i double back in my opinions

obvi spoilers for bsd anime and manga, y’all know this, time to go cry

aww we don’t get the op song? buts it’s so good

ah yes. aku u look lovely.

bram by boiiii yessssssss. spit out the facts

AYA NO. UR FATHER SAID WAIT LISTEN TO HIM PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

JDJDJHHE AYA BABY :&:$$;$:783$

he cares so much omfg my heart me brain by fucking life is gonna explode

WAIT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT???? AYAS ONLY LIKE 50 POUNDS THO. i think that’s a lil under 25 kg. BUT STILL HOW WAS THAT SMALL AMOUNT ENOUGH

omg yes, fukuzawa is slaying so hard rn. go girl go. get this bitch

YES. SAVE THE WORLD. LETS GO

yo it’s mr russian man. he looks wonderful as ever. how’d he get out tho…

fedya shut up. ur bc is complementing u admire how cute he is calling u “so damn awesome.” idc wat y’all say i will love nikolai till the day i die he’s so cute shdhdhdhjd

see???? adorable clown man i wanna hug him

ok present night here:

did anyone else thing this explanation was lame?? like cmon. i feel like this is a bones thing like asagiri would’ve done some rlly weird shit and then create another weirder character to make it work but it would work bc it’s bsd. y’know? idk @/ebiichan pointed a lot of plotholes out to me go check her out

ok back to live reaction past night

i’m a simp but i mean. how could i not. jus look at him. jus look. he’s my lil cutie baby

ok but fedyas face. bones what r u doing. u can draw pretty ppl ik that why won’t u let fedya have it

who’s that man?????? shakespeare????

EH?!!!??!! DAZ U PROMISED TO GET HIM GO GET HIM U BAFOON DONT LEAVE MY BOI TO ROT SIGMA PLZ COME BACK.

i jus drew u being badass cmon crome back i miss u 😢 😭😭

does kolya not call fedya dos-kun in the anime? or is it jus this one time bc he’s so surprised???

BRAM YOU’VE BEEN UN-SHISH KEBABED LES GOOOOOO

AYA U GOT A NEW FATHER

omg ranpo fainted????? wat happened??? he seems off??

ok this is rlly funny bc he didn’t even have to ask bram. like jus tell aya to ask him. he’s her father ofc he’d save the world for her

omg

OMG CHUU UR BACK I MISSED U SM!!! GUYS ITS NOT SOKOUKOVER. he’s so pretty omfg

YES CHUU MY BOI. ily my smol king so glad to have u back djdjdjejdi

ok guys look at fedya. he’s so pathetic. bones y did u make him so pathetic.

oh he said sayonara? is it rlly forever? also prettyzai bc y not

WAIT. IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD. NO FUCKING WAY RIGHT????

right present night is back for another segment:

i didn’t take a pic but fedyas last words were in latin. and they were the words that in the bible, jesus said 3 days before he got resurrected. so maybe fedyas gonna come back??? idk i’m delulu

and that concludes the end of the first segment!!! link to the next one below:

prt 2

[anantaru]

hello lovely its ur favourite (DUH) 🤠 i am extremely apologetic for current circumstances, however, the proposal will come underway in the foreseeable future (i am a woman of my word 😤) because i am DYING OVER MY EXAMS MAN HOW ARE U TELLING ME I HAVE 22 EXAMS IN THE NEXT MONTH nahhhhhhhhh at least i get a 2 month break after that best believe ill just be staring at kaeyas face in game for at least 24 hours of that time and ur kaeya smuts FUCK HOW AM I LEGIT GETTING HORNY OVER THEM? skills = unmatched fr fr what a blessing u are to my life they were SO. GOOOOOOOD. i feel like ur writings are the only thing thats gonna get me out of this exam period bc i cried six times yesterday and i just cried 5 minutes ago life is so great man but genuinely dont stress urself out either darling ur posts are so consistent and ill say it again YOU ARE SO HARDWORKING but dont burn urself out ur not obligated to be writing here but you do and we appreciate it A LOT also UR TASTE IS SO IMMACULATE LIKE WHAT?? no bc THE MINUTE I SAW JING YUAN I WAS LIKE smash. SMASH. he's so scrumptious i would let this man TAKE ME. after kaeya does first lmfao but SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why arent men like this reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ffs man anyways mi amor im going to leave to revise for tomorrows exam, one down 21 to go and im being so fr when i say 21 now btw like yus this is the situation im in bubye ly U ARE AN ICON A ROCKSTAR A LEGEND U ARE THE MOMENT anyways bae adios <3 also i saw ur reply to someone talking abt jing yuans breeding kink and thats AGREEEEEEED WITH LIKE HIGHKEY AGREEED and kaeya its the men with the breeding kinks man fucking hot also im sorry i write so much its cos im a waffler irl but i hope it entertains youuuuuuuuuuu ur a cutie btw i forgot to mention even if its just ur immaculate personality we see ur 1000000% a cutie i just know it inside and out ALSO OMFG I NEED TO SHOW U SCREENSHOTS OF WHAT ALHAITHAM WAS DOING ON CHARACTER AI I WAS IN TEARS i was just saying bby gyal bc he's a bby gyal and then he started calling me it and i was like ew no stop it i shall reveal the screenshots at some point in time maybe when i have a revision break or smth anyways bubye for REAL THIS TIME 🤣🤣

OOOMG LOVE ABQBQJQWJJWQH IM LAUGHING SO MUCH YOU‘RE SUCH A BLESSING I ADORE YOU 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💕💕💕💕😭😭😭 please this is so sweet the way this literally made my entire night you‘re so so cute and i agree so much!!!!! kaeya is a breeding kink champion don‘t even 👹👹👹👹👹👹💕 breeding is on his mind 24/7 he needs it just as much as he requires air AAAAAAA and please the character ai, i love hearing stories about ai conversations they‘re hilarious, if you have some good ones go share i‘m all ears 👼🏼💕

[ltlemon]

kk I'm gonna live blog episode 6 of OFMD because it'll be funny MAJOR SPOILERS but also like everything's super spaced out so you could probably read along with my reactions? (no clue why you would do that but the option is there.)

fair warning this is really long but no one's going to actually read this so that's fine.

that opening shot is SOO PRETTY

who tf is this guy

'my love'? is he fruity and evil? evil and fruity?

'god that was a beautiful pitch, that was really nice'??? I THINK SO???

I might end up liking the evil gay violin man

hi ed <33

oh no trauma

DRAMA WITH THE GIRLLLS <33 (Izzys little wiggle is precious)

HE THOUGHT HE WAS ROACH???? HOW DRUNK IS HE HOT DAMN

he did say sorry though :')

they're sharing the bottle !! the only times ed has done that with anyone that I can remember has been with calico jack and stede

fock off >:(

aww stede put away all his stuff for him

's probably not a good idea though

oop, yep, caught it. guilt room :(

poor stede he looks like he feels a little bad now.

he's so sweet about it though. <3

ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SM

AA LOOK AT HOW JIM LOOKS AT HER

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY STORY?!?!? AHAHAH

GIRL YOU ARE INSANE

oluwande looks like he's doubting his partners choice of a third slightly

fang's sticking his pinky out!

hehehehe they want a party <33

YEAHHHH

aww not stede offering to give the loot up to a good cause

give it a new purpose, one not tied to ed's guilt

you interrupted their little meeting >:(

EEhehe

YES TURN POISON INTO POSITIVITY

that's what I said

aw ed's charmed

✨I'm gonna go walk my dogs now, I'll be back✨

okok I'm back and I have a quesadilla

oh cool Ricky's back

you were minding your buisness?? no tf you weren't

heh, his new nose is cute though, it's like fancy china

old wrapped his arm around Jim!!! the cuties ever!!

AWWWWW HES FUCKINDUWDHAH

HES GIVING MONEY TO RANDOM KIDS BC HE WAS POOR AS A KID ADSIJN

I love him so much

'filthy little gutter rats' I'm dying

INN RP???

'don't be pirates' 'yeah agreed don't be pirates 😀'

zheng!

girl what is wrong with you

wee John doing drag makeup!!!!!!!! EAHEIDHAB

izzy seems quite intrigued

AWW stede's so charmed by the party

it's rubbing off on ed too

omfg Jim's so silly

just a little guy

HOLY SHIT WEE JOHN LOOKS GOOD

eeeeee ed's little smile at stede <33

WHAT THE FUCK IZZY MUSICAL SCENE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND HE'S GOOD!?!?!?!?

WIAIYT WAIT WAIT ARE THEU GONNA DANCE

PLEASE PLEAAAASE TELL ME THEYRE GONNA DANCE

fang's clapping for izzy in the background ee

UEUEUEUE SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING

Jim and Archie are so flipping cute omfg

holy shit??? hand kiss???

AWWWW <<3333

OH OH OH AND JIMS DANCING WITH OLU TOO

THEY REALLY DO HAVE TWO HANDS

HAH HOLY SHIT THE THREE OF THEM ARE TRYING SO HARD

JIM SANDWICH

!!!!

AW OH OH NO ED SHIELDING STEDE-

oh its gay violin man!

'oh I'm going to torture you all. by the way. 😃' sorry I forgot, I meant evil gay violin man.

I love how when ed says 'its because I only hang out with cool pirates' Stede's looking at him like he just delivered the burn of the century

oh holy shit stede's getting pissed he's like stop touching him

'oh shit! You struck a chord, I think you got it in one!' his face here is so wholesome aa

'you torture like a bitch' 'yes ok honey maybe you shouldn't say that it might get us killed'

AW NO THE LITTLE 'it's me you want ITS ME YOU WANT' he can deal with it, causing pain to himself because of an action he did is fine, he's used to that, but that pain coming to stede is unacceptable.

'so what's the plan you...weird...fock?' starting to like izzy

AHDJAKSJ I love Lucius and Pete sm ya'll

his little conductors baton is really cute

Lucius and Pete in the lower levels of the ship looking like a shot from Alien

omfg stede asking for her name is so cute'

'where were you 😡' 'we got engaged 😄' 'aww🥰' 'anyways- 😡'

'alright gang! let's talk profit sharing! 😄' I'm dead

'don't do it stede 🥺' crying sobbing shaking

holy fucking shit stede

OH NO

baby's looking haunted by the horrors in his bedroom

??????

WHAT??

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE???? I NEED TO REWIND HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT

EDS FACE TOO HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sir you just killed a man???? why do you want to fuck now????????

aw ok but Izzy's back to singing though <33

he likes it :))

PHEW HOLY SHIT WHOA

OK IM STAYING SILENT FOR THIS SCENE ILL TALK WHEN ITS DONE I CANT FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THIS ONE BOYS (gn)

THAT WAS SO GOOD

LUCIUS'S LITTLE DANCE, EVERYONE SINGING ALONG,

GAY SEX?!?!?!

AGAGAAHAH

omg they're shouting for an encore in the creditsaaa 🥺

and Archie and roach interact yay!!

wow. ok. so we were right about the gay sex hips!!!

wow. we were right about the gay sex hips....

on to episode seven. (I may die within the next 24 minutes.)