NOOO i so desperately want my belly to outpace and overtake my boobs but :(( i dont know if thats gonna be possible bc even now the fatter i get the bigger they are 😭😭😭
ok so how many confessional bathroom scenes are coming my way?? be honest with me. i'm so serious is revealing personal facts while pissing the core of all hilson lore?? is that what this is? is this the narrative theme that will haunt me 'til the end of time bc it sure seems like it!!! any chance that i'll get taken out the back and mercifully shot in the head like a farmers dog at some point in all this??
the themes of homoeroticism between Dracula and Jonathan are an interesting narrative thread to pluck at, but if you erase Mina to make them an exclusive couple, I am gluing Legos to the soles of your feet
Will Zoro leave Luffy after they achieve their dreams? Not likely
Saying Zoro's gonna voluntarily leave Luffy at the end of OP so he can "live his own life" (i.e. get married, open a dojo, hang out in bars) is so wild to me. That's like saying Luffy's gonna give up adventuring so he can sit around and gorge himself on meat
First of all, it ignores that Zoro genuinely enjoys traveling with Luffy. Luffy (who's always getting into trouble) gives Zoro the chance to be his best self. And Zoro (who very much wants to be his best self) will always seize that chance with both hands
Second, both characters are like...the poster children of wanting to have their cake and eat it too. If you're Luffy or Zoro, you rarely need to make either/or choices. That's what makes them unique. It's why they've both got conqueror's haki! Basically: If Zoro wants to drink until he blacks out? If he wants to nap all day? Hell, if he wants to get lost in a paper bag?? He is like a big cat. He will do what he wants, wherever he is. He doesn't need to leave Luffy to get those things LOL
Third, Luffy's made it clear the Pirate King needs no less than the Greatest Swordsman by his side. Why would that suddenly stop once they've both achieved their dreams? Is Luffy going to quit being Pirate King? Why would he? Luffy wants to be the most free in the world, so he can live the life he wants...with the people he wants to live it with
In other words, Luffy isn't letting Zoro go without a fight — not unless Luffy genuinely feels he's no longer the type of man Zoro would want to travel with. And wouldn't that be the worst ending for both of them?