#will would pass tf out

[ocapmycap]

so i had this idea where like, after mike and max become friends she teaches mike some tricks on a skateboard and … the thought wouldn’t leave my brain so here is my quick sketch so it wouldn’t consume me <3

[bajaja-blast]

finally finished this fucking book

it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS

[fluffypotatey]

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

[winxanity-ii]

Umm, are y'all ok???

I just want to say that it feels a bit unfair (read: weird as fuck) that people are uncomfortable or feel that Andy only deserves a 'platonic bond'. And this isn't just me assuming but based on me scrolling through Tumblr—specifically the Alien: Romulus tag—and seeing plenty of Tyler, Rain, Bjorn, hell, even damn Xenomorph yandere/romance/smut stories but zilch for Andy.

I even received an ask telling me that I shouldn't continue writing Andy as a love interest but instead to make it a 'platonic' familia one. And all I can say to that person: please go to hell. It's wild that the audacity was even implied.

As far as I know, I'm the only one writing Alien: Romulus content that showcases Andy in a romantic light, and I plan to continue doing so. He deserves to be seen as a versatile android—whether that be a yandere one who loves the MC or a sweet soulmate that's always there—just like the other androids in the Alien franchise receive. *cough* Walter *cough*.

I don't know, sorry for going off on a tangent, but this is something I just needed to get off my chest. I'm practically filled with butterflies at the opportunity to create such a love story for a character that swept so many, like myself, off their feet. Andy is perfect and he will continue to receive stories from me until a bunch of people can get it into their thick skulls that he deserves to be thirsted after just like the rest of the cast…

At the end of the day, my version of Andy is staying romantic, yandere, or whatever I see fit and if you don't like that, please do your part and create more stories centering him in the vision you'd like to read/see...

[mixelation]

if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is

minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and

karin, who pays attention in class: the hokage???

minato: (grabs her and teleports away)

[paintedkinzy-88]

TTS do you think the Twins will ever go fearl on each other? Their balance has been relitively stable despite everything that happened but...? It does seem like it's ever so easy for it to tip a little to far towards Nightmare and Dream goes on a rampage...

Actually how would a Positity rampage look like? It feels amusing to think about.

It’s less likely now that they’re on good terms, but still a possibility! I can see them getting too comfortable and accidentally letting the balance lean one way or the other. I don’t think either side would take it too personally if their opposite suddenly went feral on them fjksnfjsnf pretty sure they’d understand that’s uncontrollable XD

As for a Positive rampage, don’t underestimate Dream, he’d still be pretty feral!! It’d be a lot like Ink’s rampage, but he’s trying to push the “problem” (most likely Nightmare) away from people, and is likely emitting TONS of positivity. Making him look like a glow stick and a flashlight all in one, because you know his eye sockets and mouth would be blinding.

And once he got the “problem” to back off, he’d likely just get stuck in a weird trance traveling through AUs to flood them with positivity until the Balance evened out.

[okurrroye]

OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???

[kdsburneraccount]

Just woke up and filled with a strong disdain for the French

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

sandwiches i'm craving right now:

ham and cheese

william & victor

hamburger

harrison & liam

blt

jude & ellis

grilled cheese

elbert & alphonse

philly cheese steak

roger & kate

[hybridanafrost]

Jack: (admiring Lorena from across the bar) How can I tell her that she's beautiful without sounding corny or predictable?

Yami: You could just stick to the facts. Tell her she's too pretty to be seen with you.

Jack: (gets up from his seat) What was that?!

Fuegoleon: (puts a hand Jack's shoulder to keep him from lunging at Yami) Try to compare her beauty to something grand in nature.

William: You could tell her she's so irresistible that she could sell the ocean a cup of water.

Jack: Hm, doesn't have the edge I'm looking for. Wait, I've got it. (approaches Lorena)

Lorena: Yes?

Jack: You're so irresistible you could sell extra teeth to a shark.

Lorena: Oh my, that's quite the compliment! (Blushes)

Yami: (watching from the sidelines with William and Fuegoleon) That shit worked?!

Fuegoleon: Sharks do have an unlimited supply of teeth. That was surprisingly clever for him to say.

William: (nods)

[saintbleeding]

besties today we are manifesting ~*~let saint pass their wet lab prac exam~*~

[danielnelsen]

peach (my cat) is having a full-day vet appointment to scan and possibly remove some teeth (the perks of only being allowed wet food)

completely unrelated, but anything regarding peach’s health or her being somewhere else or anything even mildly off with her routine or behaviour is probably by biggest anxiety and panic trigger

[formula-disaster]

Charles and his huge pants make me think that he'd love long flowy skirts. I mean with the pants he wears, I don't think it'll be much of a difference for him. I don't think he'll just suddenly start wearing skirts (I can't imagine what would happen if he did) but you know, thoughts.

[blushy-tigerrr]

vent in tags sorry

cw: mention of loss

[lunapwrites]

Crazy rough day today. Just trying to breathe through it. Thank fuck I have therapy tonight. Thank fuck I accepted an offer for help.

[puppyeared]

does anyone else feel like they could be a really really good tour guide if the memory problems didnt exist