#winter soldier incorrect

[marvelflame2010]

Y/n walking into Bucky's room: Dad, I need dating advice

Bucky: Who's ass do I have to beat up?

Y/n: It's M.J.

Bucky: Oh. What have you done so far?

Y/n: Been nice, stand up for her when Flash teases her, give her book recommendations, and help her with homework

Bucky: Ok, you are off to a great start. Before we get started, I need you to get a pen and paper, and a protein bar

Y/n: Ok, I can understand the pen and paper, but what's with the protein bar?

Bucky: I'm hungry

Y/n: Oh. That makes sense

[super-marvel-dc]

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[iwannabesawtrapped]

just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?

Y/N: I love them!

Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?

Y/N: [glares]

Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.

Y/N: I do now.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Can you do the thing?

Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?

Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.

Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]

Y/N: Thank you honey.

Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*

Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it

Tony: You're fine

*loud clang and crash*

Peter: I dropped it

Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?

Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?

Peter: ...what is going on?

Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!

Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!

Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?

Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER

Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!

Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?

Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!

[aagiijxbls]

words by @headcanonthings

I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.

[echo-stimmingrose]

Sam and Bucky seeing Peter without his mask for the first time.

Sam: *horrified* That's a child.

Bucky: *equally horrified* I can see that.....

Sam: We fought a child.

Bucky: No, we lost a fight to a child!

Sam: That's worse.

Bucky: It-it could be better.

Sam: We fought like hell, it is not better.

[headcanonthings]

[marvelflame2010]

Peter: *comes to the compound after school*

Tony: Hey underroos, how was school?

Peter: I have a list of 100 words to learn Mr. Stark

Y/n: Wow, that’s only 89 more than you know now

Peter: *shocked*

Shuri who was visiting: *dying of laughter*

Steve: Y/n Sarah Roger-Barnes

Y/n: What? He made fun of my jacket, I make fun of his vocabulary. 

Bucky: Look at it this way pal. At least she didn’t use violence

Y/n: Yeah! What Pops said. 

Steve: *slaps his palm on his face*

[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Thor: If you don't marry them, I will.

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N and Bucky texting]

Y/N: I'm going on a date tomorrow!

Bucky: WTF

Y/N: Bucky, what do you think WTF means?

Bucky: Well That's Fantastic

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/n: I think I'm dating Kate.

Bucky: What?

Y/N: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Bucky: But how? When?

Y/N: Well, we spent the entirety of Tony and Pepper's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Bucky: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Y/N: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kate can waltz.

Bucky: Kate can waltz?

Y/N, maliciously: Kate can waltz.

Bucky: ... Look how you just said 'Kate can waltz.'

Y/N: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kate can waltz.

Bucky: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bucky, can I ask you something?

Bucky: Of course you can, doll.

Y/N: Imagine you're in a room with me and the most beautiful woman in the world who would you rather kiss?

Bucky: Of course, I would kiss you doll and not only because it's you also because you are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Y/N:

Bucky: Come here and let me have the kiss.