#winthorp sly cooper

[galactic-dragoness]

Continuation of this

[slycooperconfessions]

"I feel sorry for Winthorp. I know he's a simp who can't read the room, but he just looks so innocent I can't help but want to root for him. He'll never score with Carmelita, but maybe he'll find someone else one day. Wouldn't be the first time this happened in the series."

Confessed by: Anonymous

(Winthorp is NOT a simp, because that would imply that Carmelita is mediocre pussy, which is doubtful. Which is a normal thing to say. ~Mod)

[yoshifawful64]

I know Snap’s already pointed this out, but this is literally the funniest way to reject someone

[weirdkev27]

Winthorp: Wait, Carmelita. I’m havin’ a party at my house, gonna be off the hook, or whatever. You should come over. I got a DJ, rented a bouncy house, made a gallon of dip. It’s gonna be sick! Carmelita: Oh, I…I don’t know, Winthrop. I don’t really feel like being around a bunch of people. Winthorp: No, no, no! That’s the best part, it’ll just be like, you and me. Carmelita: Wow! That…um, that’s certainly very tempting. But… Winthorp: I did hire a wedding photographer. That’s just in case we were like, something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it like, maybe we should have this for like, ever. Like a memory, you know? Carmelita: Um, I’m gonna pass. I have some work here that I need to do, anyway. Winthorp: Cool. So, Thursday? Soft Thursday? Carmelita: Goodnight, Winthrop. Winthorp: It’s a soft yes on Thursday. [Carmelita turns and goes up the stairs, he goes back to his van] Winthorp: [to himself] What’s wrong with me?! Rented a bouncy house! vixens don’t like bouncy houses, they like clowns!

[alfafilly]

I never posted this here?! Commission for Bassub of Winthorp the ferret from the Sly Cooper comics! Done in a mix of my style and the SC canon style.

[incorrect-slycooper-quotes]

Winthorp: Oh? I thought you hated Sly Cooper.

Carmelita: Hate's such a strong word.

Winthorp: It's the word you used when you said things like, "I hate Sly Cooper."

[slycooperandcarlosfox]

Winthorp:*see Sly flirting with Carmelita* She should like me! I’m a nice guy

Neyla:*right into his ear* Finish the sentence!

Winthorp: ...who wants sex.

Neyla: That’s right!

[galactic-dragoness]

An addition

Carmelita: “Come on, Sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. The Night Shift’s keeping you and Bogo apart. You two just need to bone.”

Winthorp: *gasps*

Barkley: “What did you say?”

Winthorp: “Don’t say it again!”

Carmelita: “I said you two need to bone”

Barkley: “...”

Barkley: “Hhhhhhhhhow dare you Inspector Fox? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!!”

*5 minutes later*

Barkley: BONE!

*10 minutes later*

Barkley: “What happens in my bedroom, Inspector, is none of your business.”

*21 minutes later*

Barkley: “BONE?!”

*40 minutes later*

Barkley: “Don’t ever speak to me like that again.”

[incorrect-slycooper-quotes]

Winthorp: *Talking about Sly* What a man! They say he's halfway to being the new Robin Hood!

Carmelita: Why only halfway?

Winthorp: Well, he steals from the rich, but he hasn't gotten around to giving to the poor yet.

(Sent in by @slycooperandcarlosfox)