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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell
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kamrinscorpse · 1 year
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HOLY SHIT BEST FIND EVER AT A YARD SALE!!!EVER!!!
I mean technically is was an 'estate sale' but same thing. there was also a gnome on a leaf, a gemed out sword in the stone and a sick looking wyvern/dragon thing
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HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN WHO CANT EVEN SPELL WIZARD RIGHT HAVE MORE VOTES THAN GANDALF THE GOD DAMN GREY /POS
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gods-graveyard · 1 month
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Got inspired- Percy is now an anarchist canon (no joke this solved like 10 different narrative problems I had coming up)
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These are my sleeping robes yeah that’s right I dare ye to find a wizard more powerful than I.
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xunkun · 1 year
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howl fuckin jenkins pendragon propaganda
i wanna see the mano-a-mano between howl and wizard animal
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ardenrosegarden · 11 months
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Ammonites have been thriving in these prehistoric oceans for almost 400 million years. There are thousands of species. They are one of the most successful groups of animals to have ever lived, flourishing in the warm, temperate seas, and even the coldest waters at the poles.
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b4kuch1n · 6 months
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red lion wizard !
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ramcel · 10 months
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dravanias · 7 months
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dressing him up again
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Part 1 of a short comic
Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Sun and Moon still believe in what they have been told by the wizards they where build by.
Y/N tries to ease them into living with the old ones but it has been quite a challenge with Moon imidiatly beginning to fight any old ones he meets, thinking they could be evil.
Sun is more afraid of the old ones then agressive towards them and seems to warm up to them way faster than Moon does.
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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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summoning a fucking break, dude. i'm so tired.
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clash-of-the-wizards · 3 months
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i know I am not supposed to submit a character multiple times but is it alright to ask my friends to submit characters ive already submitted?
Absolutely, I encourage voter fraud
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ED'RASHTEKARESKET - Young Wizards
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PROPAGANDA:
He's a shark that might also be the embodiment of death. His name has teeth, but you're allowed to just call him "Ed".
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clericofgale · 4 months
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Hello my friend! 💜
As a fellow Dom!Gale truther, would you be so kind to share some of your headcanons with me, when you have a moment?
I am sick as a dog with the flu right now and I just know that some Dom!Gale would cure me. Or at least soothe my soul. Or my loins… or something.
I’m normally not one for alternative remedies but I have an excellent feeling about this one working wonders.
I pledge myself to you as your willing test subject… IN THE NAME OF MEDICAL SCIENCE.
Thank you 🙌🏻😘
I doubt Dom!Gale would soothe your loins, but quite rather the opposite really.😈 This will be unstructured because I'm not writing a meta lol. I'm on a magic sex kick lately hope you don't mind?
To me Gale is definitely the type to flip a switch between vanilla and dom mode. It's sweet cuddly puppy eyes normally, then when it's time to play he rolls out the smolder🔥 NSFW below.
We know the man loves simalcrums and mirror images. So why not have multiple Gales hold you down? One for each limb while the real one worships you on an altar of desire? You're his precious songbird and it's time for you to sing. A fifth one is tasked with kissing you on the neck, the forehead and encouragements of how good you are to not cum unless told to. The command never arrives so neither will you.
Once thoroughly prepared, that's when Gale will finally enter you. The husband's learned a levitation spell and he uses it on you. You're weightless in the air, and very vulnerable. You're supported only by his hand gripped tightly around your waist as he takes you.
Now I'm strongly CF and by gods I want Dom!Gale to breed you ok? Because being CF makes a breeding kink hotter and idk why but it is what it is. He'd tell you how he's making you his and he loves you so. He'd gently encircle his fingers one at a time around your throat commanding you to come for him as he rails his seed deep inside you.
When you get on your knees to clean him up, he'd pet your hair and lavish you with praises about how good you did.
Afterwards he lift you up to sit on his lap in a tight hug.
The end. Hope you feel better my friend! Don't be afraid to hit me up for more or something more directed lol.
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i was supposed to die (you were supposed to live)
It's a cross-dimensional problem, so it requires cross-dimensional heroes to solve it.
He gathered the very best, everyone he's fought and bled with. The princess of flames and oceans. The genie who binds her own book together with page tears and grieving tears. An angry little brother who raised himself in a world that could never be whole. Girls who flew through worlds on a whim, hand-in-hand, only to return home in time for New Year. Rockstars, reapers, elves, cyborgs. Versions of him, too; one with sparks of chaos glittering off his fur and lightning in his soul, one with a backpack of rings and feet that didn't know how not to run, and one with a darkness inside he would never call upon and a brilliant, dazzling light he spread around him to make up for it. She recognized that in his eyes even if he didn't say it. It wasn't hard to do so.
She saw a similar spirit in the newcomer's eyes, too, and that was the first thing she saw of him. She recognized the eyes, then– the color, the shape, the way they darted side-to-side when he entered a room to assess what was inside. That feeling wasn't in the eyes she knew. She looked over the rest of him, then, seeing the familiar quills, the familiar way he crossed his arms when he didn't want to talk, the way his tail held stock-still assessing for threats. He had the same rings, she noticed, as hers; she wondered if they did the same thing. There was same red paint splashed on his shoes.
He looked up at her, then, and she saw that flash of painful recognition in his eyes. At her own steady blue gaze, at her skin, pale from lack of sunshine, at the way her hair curled around her ears. She knew from that look, then, that he was from a world without her. There were a lot of worlds without her, she'd found whenever she looked into them. People she'd lost lived instead. And if she lived, they died. It wasn't fair. Neither were any of these worlds. No world was fair towards anyone.
She looked back to him and held his gaze this time. He'd finished his shocked stare, and a block came over his expression, trying to block his emotions from everyone else in the room. It happened fast enough that she was probably the only one to see it. But she knew. Even in another world, she knew him. She knew him too well.
As they looked at each other, she tried to let her gaze soften, but she found herself holding strong to that same shielded look. It was probably because if she broke now, she'd break completely, and think about her version of him, left behind in her world which threatened to crumble. Everything dies, but not today. She'd think about them trying to kill each other, loyalties divided and bonds broken. Everything dies, but not today. She'd think about something small, like them at five and seven quarreling over what was best to put in stew. Or them at six and eight sleeping under the stars, naming them and wondering what could make them shine so bright. Everything dies. Or at nine and eleven getting stuck in a tree, waiting to be found and blaming each other, and then sitting and watching the sun set together. But not today.
She knew this wasn't her version of him, the same way he must have known instantly that she was different from whoever he knew. She didn't know this boy standing in front of her. He didn't know the girl in front of him. They knew nothing about each other and yet they knew absolutely everything. They had no relation to each other, no paths that had ever crossed, and they were family all the same. She wondered if siblings could recognize each other in every reality, or if it was just them.
"Shadow! There ya are!"
Sonic slid across the table, leaping down to tackle-hug the boy in front of her, who immediately shrugged him off and elbowed him to the floor. She glanced briefly towards the blue blur as he got up, dusting off his shoulders.
"Shoulda expected that, yeah. I see you just met Merlina! She's gonna help us out, too."
Everyone dies.
They knew each other.
Not today.
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