#wizard shit

[gavamont]

There once was a mage made of beer

Who used a pitcher mech suit to strike fear

He controlled it with magic

But still ended quite tragic

A giant drank him down and felt of good cheer

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - instrument - 25 currency

2 - tar amalgam - 45 currency

3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency

4 - domed hills - 156 currency

5 - fey moss - 10 currency

6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29

currency

7 - RGB clock face - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - wooden - 4 currency

Orb - glass - 8 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

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"Potions"

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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency

2 - debuff immunity - 15 currency

3 - energy potion - 5 currency

4 - health potion - 5 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer

[wizard-ghost]

(Tower time!)

So, what did you want to do with the domed hill?

[tanzel]

[enlightenedshadowwizard]

[softandwigglybones]

*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*

Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,

[ash-the-tiefling]

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

[shiftythrifting]

this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw

[8ball-wizard]

reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop

[the-curse-wizard]

Reblog to be killed immediately by my murder curse

[gavamont]

Yo it’s hard to date when you’re a wizard, for real

Anyway you cut it’s just a raw deal

Since once you go wizard you can’t go mundane

I just can’t get it up for less than arcane strange

Going to the tavern may seem reliable

But only if you think mundanes are viable

If there’s a witch there she’s making plots most horrible

You can have a little fun if at least thinks you’re adorable

Going on the apps on my orb is no good

Half those people live nowhere near my secret woods

Find the most deranged dudes mostly tryna steal my blood

I mean, we smashed, but but I had, to slay that Vlad, so it’s a dud

I’ve tried every method and there’s just no winning

If you’re a wizard you’re cursed from the beginning

Find your fun where you can, but it just leaves your head spinning

It’s hard to date as a wizard, but I still ain’t quitting

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency

2 - rune stone - 21 currency

3 - eye of the meat demon - 23 currency

4 - binary star system - 100 currency

5 - potion ??? - ??? currency

6 - I.K's seven volumes on how to skin a cat (and other feline creatures) - 29

currency

7 - metal sheet rune - 18 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - wooden - 4 currency

Orb - glass - 8 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

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"Potions"

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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency

2 - debuff immunity - 15 currency

3 - energy potion - 5 currency

4 - health potion - 5 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob @wizard-wylin-wylerian @wizard-ghost @ignisuadaroleplay

[wizard-of-thumbtacks]

I'VE DONE IT! THE ULTIMATE EXPIERIENCE OF WIZARD HATS!

I present to you, wormzard.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

[thetetra]

[dieplz]

very real behind the scenes photo of the wizardposting tumblr community