#wizard spells

[8ball-wizard]

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

[wizard-spells]

i cast spell of everyone on earth wake up right now BWAAAAAAA

[megashitscribblezoo]

doodles from class: bitches love my wizard spells.

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[megatrans69]

What are y'all's favorite spells?? Banned ones included bc we can hope they get unbanned🙏

[thearomancer]

[emo-space-wizard]

just got back from presenting at the wizards conference and nobody clapped or had any questions after my demonstration of Mass Silence :(

[gay-malevolent-wizard]

Pov: you just scorched the fairy milk infront of me and ruied the bountiful harvest potion

[gollygeewhizard]

I cast Fatherly Love and my opponent broke down in tears.

[nyxious-grim]

I've been thinking about that post that says a wizards spell usually follows "name" "adjective" "object" (Tasha's hideous Laughter) but I would also posit that it can also be "name" (optional) "object" of "action or state"

Think Beacon of Hope or Blade of Disaster

Auras also usually fit under this category with Aura of Vitality

My new spell I'm working on is Uncle Billy's Ball of Fuck You

[8ball-wizard]

summoning a fucking break, dude. i'm so tired.

[wizard-spells]

Remember, the number one rule of necromancy is to have fun and be yourself :)

[black-cat-enthusiast-1]

if your opponent doesn't have shoes or shoe lases then they immediately die

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[thelocalwizardsblog]

behold my new ingenious invention!

Since the unfortunate loss of my previous wizard tower (thanks to @the-illegal-wizard-council ) I have had to relocate. In doing so I have come up with an invention that could revolutionise wizard housing! I propose to you, reader, the reverse wizard tower!

So we all know wizard towers, towers, that wizards live in. Well the reverse wizard tower is different. Rather than going up high into the sky, it goes deep down into the ground, and is covered by a small homely looking cabin.

I suppose in other words this could be considered a shack on top of a hole in the ground but for now it must do while I continue to work on my new regular wizard tower.