would you piss on a golfer for entertainment purposes
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A series where there is no magic but a guy in a wizard costume says he can cast spells and at the end he casts dangerously powerful magic after someone insults his cooking
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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you guys but a funky wizard that you'd invite to catch frogs
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Howdy there, partner! Any of y’all interested in some magical fruit? You’re in luck, there’s an Apple Wizard right here!
My Little Wizard! Applejack!
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MAGIK CLASSES (FRË)
welcome...!
gobling is teaching magik classes to any who want to lern!!!!!
need students... will tech... hexaas? spells! potons!
class only costt... fingers?!?!?!! {do not need be yor own!!!}
must tell gobling what type you want to learn...
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The council of Maurice will decide your fate.
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Most of you will get tricks. I will give exactly one trick-or-treater a treat, and I can’t guarantee that treat won’t be a fun-sized sleeve of Oreos with the cream replaced with toothpaste.
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i fuckihate dispensaries. stupid ugly modern “clean” look with way too many LEDs. I just want one shred of personality. I want to get my weed from a place that looks like The Wizard’s Cabin. The only music that’s played is video game soundtracks and the budtenders are required to wear cloaks and no straight ppl allowed ever
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Wizard Kitty
SB: 20$ ┊ AB1: 50$┊AB2: 90$
AB1 u get:
- 2 drawings fullbody with different designs
- one sticker
- half color palette
- front and back view
AB2 u get:
- 4 drawings fullbody with different designs
- full color palette
- has all right to use the character for comercial purposes
- front and back view of her kimono shirt
- a commission of the character! (or any other)
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Can we desexualize eating people
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Love it when I'm doing a really normal thing and my brain is like "oh yeah this is wizard hours"
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Bingous gongus time to rip the bongus
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*A hatchet is thrown at you*
Happy BLOODBATH WIZARD ULTRA DEADLY BATTLE ROYALE, wizard. A hatchet has been thrown at you. Continue the bloodshed by throwing a hatchet at TEN FELLOW WIZARDS.
-hay, the head of @the-worse-wizard-council
GOBLING HAS BEEN ATTACKED. THIS CALLS FOR MORE VIOLENCE.
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