Harry uses AK 4 times and becomes haunted by a young Tom Riddle
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sirius, wearing eyeliner and just existing
someone: you know, that makeup is like... really aggressive
sirius: really? these two little lines of pigment... intimidated you?
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absolutely go crazy for the house tie switch trope. like the idea that it was common knowledge that if you wore a house tie from another house you are basically telling the world you and another person are absolutely getting down? fuck yeah give it to me now
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me personally i think that confo shouldn’t be so formal. why are you dressed so fancy. that isn’t the president thats your spaniel who rolls in dead worms and has a fart that would clear a football stadium. you’re not fooling anyone
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Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?
Sirius: What?
Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?
Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.
Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??
Employee: …
(later)
Sirius: I need to look gayer
Remus: What?
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🎃Tricks can be fun, but why not treat yourself instead?🎃
Every year, I feel like Christmas encroaches onto other holidays more and more, including one of my favorites, Halloween.
So now the tables have turned!! Mwahaha! 🕷
I'm starting off with these two pumpkin themed Bloom Bags from my Halloween collection.(NOW IN THE SHOP) LIMITED EDITION: Only one of each available.
Great for those folks for whom the spooky season is never over. 🕸
These bags are two of five new blooms coming to the shop in the next 48 hours.
Keep an eye out for our carnivorous plant, cauldron, and spider themed bags coming up next. :) 👁
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Wishing you all the best. 🧡
JACK O' LANTERN: FOR SALE
PUMPKIN: FOR SALE
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