Me and @ratazom talking about the real shit.
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I would be absolutely rolling in bitches if the dragon who guards my wizard tower would stop eating my conquests before they can get through the front door
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i promised wizard DARE i wouldn’t try any wizard coke or wizard crack but obviously i was wizard lying
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Children of prophecies keep showing up at my tower asking for magic items, but do they ever have valuables to pay with? Sometimes.
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working on new kinds of magic HRT today. i'll let you know what i manage to synthesize!
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wizard tip of the day: you are nothing to me. i am older than the dust you come from. i watched the world be born in fire and i will watch it die all the same.
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selling cheap orbs to wizlets at a 50% markup for the novelty of buying from a van
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A wizard where the magic wand is just a DS stylus and they can summon anything drawn in pictochat.
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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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showing up to the evil wizard council meeting late with my wizard iced coffee
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Walton the Wizard promises free Wizard Healthcare, but increased taxes on Tomes and Runes. He also promises to legalize Necromancy and fund another Wizard Maze
Abigail the Witch promises to fight Wizard Inflation and create more Wizard Jobs. She also promotes union rights on Wizard Minions
Diabolo the Evil Wizard promises to steal everywizard's money and magic. Ae also plan to replace most Wizard Workers with Skeleton Minions and take over the world
Isabelle the Fairy Queen has no promises and expects to win with just her celebrity status
Vote for your Wizard today!
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