I know I’m supposed to treat them with respect but around them I end up swearing like a sailor and say the most cringy shit anyone’s ever heard. Really degenerate stuff flies out of my mouth.
Hey if the spirits get to watch me use the toilet and do other gross stuff around my house, nobody gets to complain when I start using words like ‘’Lucy-goosey and fly boy’’ (I was referring to Lucifer and Beelzebub for some reason) and ’’I need to moisturize my cranch because its sizzling like a raisin under the desert sun.’’ (You already know what it means.)
Im sorry wizards. For trying to start a war with you. If Im honest, as an old boney soldier, i just miss the old wars and I guess by trying to start a new one I was trying to rekindle the old glory days. Im a fool and stuck in the past. Hopefully I can be forgiven and skeletons and wizards can be friends.