#wolfie matchups

[nalascat]

BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

HELLO and WELCOME to the BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

who is the sexiest barbie man? i dunno fam, id say [host bias]- (if you know me, you know who it is , but i DIGRESS)

I have compiled a comprehensive list of 64 Barbie Men who are totally contenders for the Sexyman Title. This has come from scrolling the wiki, the Bad Barbie Discord, and of course, the silly Google Form I sent out however many days ago

It's split out into four separate brackets of 16- A, B, C, and D. I wAS going to have a special sorting like. Prettyboys and. uh. i have no clue what else but- It's completely random. This means it could have the worst or the best matchups and i think its gonna be really funny.

SO! Without further ado, here are the four brackets!

We will go two matchups per day, each lasting about a week, so more people can see them and so i dont FORGET so quickly. Then, at the end, we shall have a final fight between the winners of A and B, and C and D- with one more to find the ULTIMATE sexyman. (maybe with a surprise match at the end... hmm)

I hope to start this tomorrow? Or soon? We will see how long it takes for me to start with the polls, ahah...

I will accept any and all propaganda for any character. I will watch this tournament burn.

Check under the readmore for specific matchups and the LINKS to em!!

Bracket A

Derek (Rockers) vs. Johan (Princess Adventure)

Azul (Island Princess) vs. Zombie Peas (Fashion Fairytale)

Pimm (Nutcracker) vs. Slyder (Diamond Castle)

Ryan (Dreamhouse) vs. Faban (Fairytopia)

Lord Gastrous (Mariposa) vs. Hue (Fairytopia)

Grodlin (Secret Door) vs. Etienne (Pony Tale)

Monsieur Treville (Musketeers) vs. Skeezites (Mariposa)

Sagi (Island Princess) vs. Rupert (Popstar)

Bracket B

Desmond (12 Princesses) vs. Maurice (Christmas Carol)

Rat King (Nutcracker) vs. Troll (Diamond Castle)

Doctor Maryhue (Rockers) vs. Don (Lost Birthday)

Agent Dunbar (Spy Squad) vs. Fungus Maximus (Fairytopia)

King (Secret Door) vs. Ferris (Pegasus)

Brock (Charm School) vs. Hervé (Pauper)

Closet (Dreamhouse) vs. Hotdogeteria Guy (Fashion Fairytale)

Otto (Rapunzel) vs. Baron Von Ravendale (Princess Power)

Bracket C

Alistair (Mermaid Tale) vs. Philippe (Musketeers)

Happy Trolls (Fairytopia) vs. King Randolph (12 Princesses)

Freddie (Christmas Carol) vs. Ruby (Fairytopia)

Brookhurst (Secret Door) vs. Myron (Thumbelina)

Cutie (Video Game Hero) vs. Brutus (12 Princesses)

Seymour (Popstar) vs. Rothbart (Swan Lake)

King Wilhelm (Rapunzel) vs. Constantine (Starlight Adventure)

Hugo (Rapunzel) vs. Wolfie (Pauper)

Bracket D

Spike (Pearl Princess) vs. Mr. Wexler (Diaries)

Caligo (Pearl Princess) vs. Philippe (Pony Tale)

Nick and Nack (Pauper) vs. Break (Mermaid Tale)

Ollie (Pegasus) vs. Erasmus (Swan Lake)

Dream Fish (Mermaid Tale) vs. Finn (Rock 'n Royals)

Wenlock (Pegasus) vs. Zane (Fairy Secret)

Major Mint (Nutcracker) vs. Bertram (Musketeers)

King Frederick (Rapunzel) vs. Frazer (Island Princess)

I tried to get as many movies represented as I possibly could, but I know I missed quite a few. Thanks to everyone who has given me suggestions!!

we are NOT going to talk about how i put treville twice. nope

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hi, so I'm not entirely sure if your still doing match up requests, and if you aren't pretend this doesnt exist. Also I love your works so much. They're so good.

If you are still doing matchups, could you possibly do a romantic matchup for harry potter, preferably marauders era cause it's my favorite. Maybe like a girl and boy cause I'm pansexual. also please and thank youuu!

I'm a teen girl and my pronouns are she/they. I have dark brown with hints of red in my hair cause I dyed it with a box dye that didn't really work. I promise you only see like red highlights in the sun. It's not ugly. And i have curtain bangs and some layers. I wear glasses because my eyesight has become horrible in the past few years.

I love reading and drawing..it's what I do the most. I like to read romance that has adventure or like mystery involved. I love dystopian and zombie apocalypse books, but am terribly afraid of zombjes. I also like coming of age stories cause I try to romanticize my life with those books. My room looks like a library and I no longer have any room for books, but I keep on buying more. I draw a ton and I really love watercolor. It's my absolute favorite thing in earth. I decorate my room with all my drawings. I love music, like phoebe bridgers and Taylor swift ( mainly folklore and evermore) as well as beabadoobee and the backseat lovers. My all time favorite though will forever be wallows. I also like the cure and flock of seagulls.

Along with that, I love the color green, especially paired with brown or like this magenta pinkish red and light purple. It's so pretty omg. My style is kind of cottagecore on some days, or grandpa on most. I wear a lot of sweaters during fall time. I love autumn omg. It's so fun. I love going to the mountains, mainly cloudcroft because it's so near my city and taking pictures of the changing leaves and mountains there. Also it means the cold is coming and holidays. I'm only happy during those times. I'm also kind of a person who has academic validation problems, so I try my best with school and always have all A's, except pre cal and math because I suck at it. 😭

Anyways thats it. Thank you!!!

Hi! At the time that you sent this in, I was still doing matchup requests! So, no worries! And thank you! I hope you enjoy your matchup! <333

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Harry Potter (Marauders);

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(Romantic);

Lily Evans:

💐 You lived a couple of houses down from the Evans's and you actually met Lily when you were both kids - what really brought the two of you together though, was you both loved to read; before Hogwarts, you both loved to have coloring playdates

💐 You and Lily would spend a lot of time together when you both got into Hogwarts too - studying together, listening to music from your cassette player, and going to Hogsmeade when you both could

💐 When the fall break comes, you and Lily go back home, but don't stay for long, you and her often traveled to wherever you could find pretty, picturesque mountains, and take pictures together - watching the leave change color

💐 During the holidays, Lily would often gift you sweaters, and other types of cottagecore clothing that make you smile - and that you feel comfortable in; in turn, you often gift her books and other sweet gifts that remind you of her

💐 You and Lily had always been great friends, always there for each other, and always there to make the other smile; who know what is in the future for the both of you

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Remus Lupin:

🐺 You met Remus when you got to Hogwarts, it was only a matter of time since you were friends with Lily - James never seemed to leave her alone - that you would meet the secret wolfie boi

🐺 You and Remus had an instant connection, since you both read books - the moment he heard about how your room was completely filled with books, he was like (❤ ω ❤)

🐺 You and Remus often - when you weren't studying or hanging out with Lily - often spent time together in the library, reading, swapping books, and so forth; you both love discussing recent books the both of you have read

🐺 When the summer comes, you and Remus go to each other's places; at yours, you and Remus just lay down on your bedroom floor, listening to your favorite songs on your record player - just the two of you, in the peaceful abyss of music surrounding you - the tips of your fingers interlaced

🐺 You and Remus are very closely matched, having a love for books, the arts, and the world.

[worstpvzthumbstourney]

round 2, side A, matchup 2

Wolfy Playz VS THE FALL OF PVZ (general thumbnail grouping)

[the-slasher-files]

ANDREI'S VALENTINE MATCHUPS🔪

Now since its just about to be Valentine's day and Andrei always seems to be an amazing hit on here I wanted to do something special this year!

Send me a little (or a lot) about yourself or OC, description of your personality, looks, zodiac sign if you know it, and just what you like. Once you've done that then I will tell you what the hell Andrei would do with you. You might be a hookup and live, he might walk out on you, he might use you as a plaything or who knows, you could be his soulmate.

Can you play with a wolf? Or will you end up just being another body in the snow? ... send them in and find out 🔪💕

STATIS - CLOSED

[xoxo-teddybear]

S/O with a Werewolf Quirk

Bakugou x f!reader

Warnings: fluff, 18+, cursing, Bakugou being a simp

BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST

A/N: my references mainly come from Teen Wolf, and if you haven’t watched that show, I highly recommend it ;)

*Everyone is aged up to 18*

Man, when Bakugou first laid eyes on you, he only thought of one thing

“Yea, I’ll beat wolfy’s ass any day” cocky bastard

He took notice of how you could control whether or not you wanted your ears and tail to show up. In his mind, he thought it was way cuter

Not that he would ever tell anyone

But what really grabbed his attention was your control and power when it came to your quirk

At first he thought “so what, she’s a wolf. Those wild dogs could easily be beaten.”

BABY BOY BABY BOOYYYYUHHH!! Miss Y/N ain’t just a wolf NO BABYYY, she’s a WEREWOLF

So when he saw you’re superhuman speed, strength, sight, smell, and hearing you can say he was thoroughly impressed

What sealed the deal was when he watched you spar with Kirishima

That’s when he saw you do a front flip into your giant wolf form. Your white coat, sharp claws, and razor fangs threw the blonde off guard

Then your E/C eyes changed to red (symbolizing your alpha status)

Yup. Katsuki was awestruck. And when you easily took down his best friend in your sparring match, even he was sure that he felt something towards you

And now here you both are, almost in the 2nd year of your relationship

Katsuki absolutely loved and adored everything about you

He’s definitely a simp for you

Forgot your notes? Have his. Need some food? Your favorite meal is on the table. Lost your eye-liner? Katsuki is giving you his entire supply

(C’mon, we all know that boy uses it for his hero mask)

One time you started tearing though because you poked your eye with your eye liner and Katsuki threatened it

.....Yes. The boy threatened the eye-liner

Don’t make fun of him, he just loves his pup too much

Speaking of pup, it’s one of his many nicknames for you

Of course there’s the basic “babe, baby, princess, and my love” and also the very Bakugou names like “dumbass, nerd, shitty woman, and loser”

But there’s also the ones involving your quirk! Like pup, wolfy, Alpha girl, and she-wolf

Training was always fun with Alpha girl

Bakugou thought fighting a creature of the night would be exciting

Y’all never held back against one another, so you were the perfect matchup for Katsuki. Your human form alone could definitely take him on but oh boy, when you went into wolf form

You were IN👏 THE👏 ZONE👏

You definitely stay giving Katsuki some of his hardest matches but he loves it all at the same time

You were definitely an outdoors typa girl, which was great for Bakugou!

Picnics on top of the mountains? Definitely. Hiking in the forest? Duh! Rock climbing? Girl he gonna marry you

But it wasn’t just the dates

He loved how affectionate and loyal you were and How you would always have his back no matter what

You really made him feel secure in your relationship

Cuddles are the best

His favorite types of cuddles are when you decide to bring out your soft and fluffy ears and tail

He loves to hold onto your ears and tail and just pet you, it works as stress relief for both you and him

That’s not the only stress relief he experiences while dating you though👀

Heat season baby!!!

While it only happens once every 6 months, and for 5 days at max, Katsuki enjoys it every time. He enjoys helping his pup with this certain problem

It’s definitely the most exhausting and euphoric week Katsuki gets every once in awhile, but he loves every second of it

Nasty teenage boy hormones

You can bet everywhere y’all went, y’all christened the place. From yours and his beds, y’all tables and desks, not to mention the floor to even the school building in places like empty classrooms, small closets, and even the locker rooms

Y’all some Nasty freaks

Moving on

Katsuki overall just enjoys your fierce passion for everything you do. It inspires him in a way

Your devotion, determination, intelligence, loyalty, and charming personality had Katsuki wrapped around your finger and he knew this

And he didn’t mind it at all :)

A/N: My first headcanon! What do you think? Still getting used to the writings and I’ve been given some awesome tips. I will definitely be exploring other forms of writing pieces like Drabbles, short stories, headcanons etc. Hopefully I get better in the future. Once again, NOT spell checked, my apologies for any mistakes. Thx bear Cubs! Hope you enjoyed <3

[sagessoftwings]

If it isn't to much trouble may i have (male) harry potter marauders era matchup please. My pronouns are she/her. Im a Capricorn, my Mbti type is infj-a/infj-t. My hogwarts house is Hufflepuff. I tend to be shy around new people but I can be somewhat loud with people who im close to. I can also be sarcastic and witty and playfully "mean" to my friends. I have medium length brown hair, green eyes i wear round glasses,pale skin and a lot of freckles. My height is 5'0. My aesthetic would be cottegecore mixed with oversized sweaters. Im not very athletic and im not a big fan of sports but i love to go roller and ice skating. I also love to read books and to also cook and bake food. I also like to garden. I've been playing the violin for 6 years. I love animals and im planing on becoming a wildlife veterinarian. I like to Watch nature/animal documentaries. I also like sweets. Some things i dislike are people who bend or ruin my books and people who speak over me when im trying to talk. I like "cozy" video games like stardew valley,Minecraft,animal crossing, the sims. Im not a big fan of fighting games especially shooter games but i do like specific fighting games like genshin impact and legend of zelda. I love music, I can listen to any genre and like it but my favorites are indie,bedroom pop and classic rock. sorry if i spelt anything wrong. Hope im not bothering you, sorry if its long lol

You an amazing writer keep it up💞💘💕💗 remember to take care of yourself

AWE YOU SOUND SO WHOLESOME <33

I ship you sooo much with our wolfy boy Remus Lupin!!

He is INFATUATED GOOD LAWD

Obsessed

Remus had been crushing on you for so so long but is so shy himself

He felt like he’d be a burden and didn’t wanna trouble you

Sirius and James were the ones you started the conversation for him and then ditched because “oh James! I believe I forgot to water my plant this morning!”

Remus and you were a bunch of mumbling messes but you two have such a common ground it was easy to keep the conversation with you

When you two finally start dating please please please steal his sweaters!!

He will even leave them around in hopes you’ll take one

Remus is also not athletic at all, it would be unfair for him to use his heightened areas in that field anyways

Instead you two will play card games with James and Sirius are at practice

Bought you your first tea set

Since the hufflepuff commons are right by the kitchen, you two are constantly in there

Loves it when you make him soup or anything with chocolate after his full moon cycle

He tends to be distant when it comes closer to full moons because he can snap and he would hate to see you get upset

But will sneak you to the shrieking shack to cuddle when he needs physical touch

It’s just the stretching of his bones and the wounds leave him so so sore and just the grace of your presence and some kisses will always cheer him up

Remus always listens and never ever interrupts you

It’s one of his biggest pet peeves, if he gets cut off he just won’t talk anymore

He feels like if he’s interrupted, what he was saying is obviously not important

Remus loves to take you animal and sight seeing in the forbidden forest

He has a book his mum got him with all the creatures that reside there with all kinds of different facts

Surprises you with a picnic as well

He is so obsessed with you he tells the group about you all the time

They even know his lovesick sighs

He loves to dry and press flowers for you, he’ll hang some from his bed post and frame and press them in his many books

He’s so good to you, just please return the favor

Remus doesn’t know what he’d do if he lost you

[zillennial97]

A/B/O | Larry Fanfic Recs

Fucking Animals by pointerbrother | 116k | Explicit

“Just, off the record,” she says, voice lower, eyes sharper, crook of her mouth quirking up a little, “don’t you ever miss it? A good knot? You must.”

Louis blinks and then swallows, thickly. “No,” he exclaims, offended that she’d even ask, “I love my husband. And anyway, how could I miss something I’ve never had?”

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Louis is the frontman of an equal rights-movement, author of a book about beta-omega marriage and the struggles of being born and boxed into a personality you don't necessarily feel you fit. The notion that an omega must want to be with an alpha or else he or she's just settling for less, is bullshit.

But, fucking hell.

Worth Dying For by whoknows for KrisStylinson | 44k | Explicit

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Louis says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. In the center of the table, a set of three glossy photos stares up at him, mocking him.

“A security detail is non-negotiable, Louis, you know this,” his mum reminds him, tapping the middle photo with two fingers.

Louis doesn’t look back down at the pictures, gesturing towards them wildly, over-dramatically. “This is not a security detail!” he protests. “This is a lanky college student. In what world do you hire someone like this kid to protect me?”

Like Candy In My Veins by littlelouishiccups | 31k | Explicit

“Um…” Harry said slowly after a moment. “Okay. That’s… this is… Let me get this straight.” He lifted up a hand and swallowed. “You told your family that you have a boyfriend… and my name was the first one you thought of?” “Harry Potter was on TV, alright? It wasn’t that much of a stretch.” Louis pinched the bridge of his nose. He couldn’t believe he was explaining himself to Harry fucking Styles. He couldn’t believe he was stooping this low. “Forget it. I’m sorry I even thought about bringing you into this.”

Harry snorted. “What? Did you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend or something?”

(Basically the A/B/O, enemies to lovers, fake relationship, Christmas AU that nobody asked for.)

Welcome to The Rivalry by 2tiedships2 | 19k | Mature

“Welcome home!” Niall yelled, clapping his hands in excitement. “Isn’t it great?”

Louis looked between Niall and the house, unsure how to respond.

“I don’t understand,” Louis finally managed to say. “Aren’t we a little old to be living so close to campus?”

Niall scoffed. “You’re only twenty-four for fuck’s sake. There is still plenty of partying left for us to do. What better place than one street over from where a car was set on fire after the Michigan game last year?”

“Is there proof of that? Did the car have Michigan plates or something? Is there a photo I can send in a DM to Wolfie?”

As if on cue, a Twitter notification popped up on Louis’ Apple watch. He had tweeted again.

Or a reverse You’ve Got Mail au inspired by the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry. Featuring duplex neighbors, (kind of) enemies to lovers, and an anonymous Twitter feud between omega Louis and alpha Harry.

You'll Be Home For Christmas by 2tiedships2 | 15k | Not Rated

“Honesty, Lou, just ask Harry for help.”

Louis remained silent as he continued to scowl at the Christmas calendar Niall had hung on their refrigerator.

“And be nice to my calendar filled with holiday cheer,” Niall instructed. “You’re going to burn a fucking hole in it from the way you’re glaring at the innocent thing. It’s not the calendar’s fault that your heat is starting so close to Christmas.”

Anybody Have a Map? by 2tiedships2 | 13k | Not Rated

Niall rolled his eyes, “You two are weird. Fine. Me and Liam will go by ourselves. Party poopers.”

Niall got up to get ready but first turned to Louis and asked, “Lou are you still kicking me out next week? I’ll see if I can make plans with Liam.”

Louis cringed. Because of course Niall would say something in front of Harry.

“Yeah,” Louis stated. “That’s still the plan. Now run along my little Irish idiot.”

Niall skipped the ten feet to his bedroom to get ready. Louis steeled himself for Harry’s inquiry.

“What’s next week, Lou?” Harry looked down at him with a confused look in his eyes.

Or the one where Louis met Harry in NYC where they bonded as fellow Brits in the large city. Years later, with Louis' upcoming heat, maybe it's time for their friendship to become something more.

Waiting by allwaswell16 for LadyLondonderry | 10k | Explicit

Louis Tomlinson was Harry’s omega, of this Harry had always been sure. Unfortunately for Harry, Louis seemed to think they were just best friends. The six weeks that Harry has to live with Louis were going to be rough.

One Track Mind by rbbsbb | 9k | Explicit

“You have a lot of friends, huh?”

Harry nods again. “A few.” The muscles of his bicep flex under Louis’ touch, and the alpha looks a bit drunk from the feeling, his eyes blinking slower and lips quirking at the corners. He’s leaning in, his alpha scent surrounding Louis from all sides.

“Mm,” Louis hums, squeezing his fingers tight, just to hear the sharp way Harry inhales. Then, when Harry is least expecting it, Louis returns the earlier sentiment—leaning up on his tiptoes and pressing his weight into Harry for balance, drawing his lips up close to Harry’s ear, and whispering, “Why don’t you go tell them goodnight.”

And I Will Steady Your Hand by kiwikero | 9k | Explicit

All first year university students who had not yet presented were strongly advised to join the Fire Away meetings, a support group for so-called 'late bloomers.'

They were not, however, advised to fall in love with someone else at the meetings without knowing what they might eventually present as.

This Thing Upon Me (howls like a beast) by SadaVeniren | 8k | Explicit

Harry and Louis weren’t meant to be together. They’d met when they were put together through their university’s AO MatchUp, a program that set up alphas and omegas based on the schedules of their ruts and heats so they had someone to help them through it. It was pure luck that they were put together.

Whisk me off my feet by allwaswell16 | 5k | Explicit

When Louis locks himself out of his apartment in just a pair of novelty underwear, he hopes his new neighbor can come to his rescue.

hoping to discover a certain kind of lover by bruisedhoney | 2k | Explicit

He knew the basic idea of what was supposed to happen. It was the entire point of the film Zayn was working on. To match up unmated alpha and omega strangers and to film them as they kissed for the first time. The two of them shuffled awkwardly back and forth, unsure of what to do.

Enough was enough. “I’m gonna just go for it, yeah?” Harry suggested, and Louis nodded quickly, already leaning closer to him.

Everything was hesitant at first. Tender lips met, and all of it was soft and new, neither of them wanting to overstep. A little zing of anticipation and something unfamiliar shot down Harry’s spine as he swallowed the tiny sound of surprise Louis made. Neither alpha nor omega were pushing, but that was the point of all of this, wasn’t it? To see what happened when people let go and let themselves be? Harry figured he would try. For the sake of the experiment, of course.

Gently, so, so gently, Harry slid his hand up the side of Louis’s throat, cupping his jaw to hold him as close as he could. Their lips finally, finally, finally parted, and Harry could taste the hint of tea and honey lingering on Louis’s tongue. Suddenly and all at once, he couldn’t get enough.

[oumas-edits]

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[stellar-imagines]

HEADCANONS REQUEST: ❝wolfie.❞

[ Fandom: Boku no Hero Academia ] [ Characters: Todoroki Shouto ]

「Headcanons of Todoroki with S/O who has a werewolf quirk.」

TODOROKI SHOUTO

♤ Todoroki cannot believe his eyes, you were so freaking adorable. The first time he meets you, he was in awe. Like are those ears really twitching? And oh my lord, you have such a fluffy looking tail. He wants to touch it. And the way your tail would wag whenever you're happy is like a shot straight to his heart. Someone please help this boy, he's dying from your cuteness. After getting to know you better, he asks politely if he could touch your tail and ears. When you start dating, he gets the privilege to do it as much as he wants but he still asks for permission of course.

♤ It's like his mission to find the spots you love being scratched at. This guy will touch you everywhere once you give him permission or once you're comfortable around him. Todoroki is watching your every reaction whenever he reaches to rub a different spot. Under the chin, behind your ears? He will really try every single spot. He lives for the times where you would let out that satisfied growl and rub against his body when he finally finds that special spot of yours.

♤ He deals with a lot of stress and pressure, whether it's from school or his father being an asshole as usual. You're always the one he seeks for. He will pet your tail and ears, relishing in the sounds and facial expressions that you would make. He doesn't mind PDA that much, more like, he does not give a fuck when he's in a bad mood. If he sees you, he will just hug you and start petting your head.

♤ One of the things he likes to do is cuddling with you. He likes having your curl up against his body on the bed while the two of you spend your time relaxing. Sometimes, you two would be watching a movie, all curled up against each other. Todoroki would absentmindedly play with your tail while keeping his gaze on the movie. He’s a very touch starved boy, he likes touching you and being touched — ahem, not sexually okay.

♤ Sometimes you would really act like a wolf. This includes calling your friends as pack members, rubbing against them to scent them. After you started dating Todoroki, you’d tell him how you want him to scent you but this boy just becomes confused. You would steal some of his clothes, bring them back to your room and sleep with them. He caught you sleeping with them and thinks that it's just too fucking adorable.

Total: 435 words Published: 04.09.2020

Thank you for requesting! ｡٩(ˊᗜˋ)و*｡ My friend had a pencil case or was it a stuffed animal? But it was named Wolfie. Hope you liked it anon! ― author Lou

Thank you for requesting! Titles are hard. How do people do this? Hope you enjoyed this, anon! ― author Natsuki

Requests are open! Matchups are closed!

Please do not mind the grammar mistakes and typos.

[mlmdarkfiction]

Matchup

Asked for by @chillinwiththevillains for @luckykenoe (posted with permission)

I hope you enjoy it! Your friend really cares about you and had a lot of good things to say I hope you enjoy your presents Mouth!

Matchups Under the Cut:

Boyfriend to Death:

Strade-

I match you with Strade! Strade has a particular type, either the type that are easily manipulated, or those that are too chaotic to really control. You fit into the second category. It’s uncommon for Strade to go out of his own way to interact with people of the second type, be it victims or otherwise. 

However even Strade can find pleasure in going out of his regular routine of the meek and easily manipulated. It’s not necessarily a good thing, for either him nor you, but you have thoroughly peaked his interest.  

Accident prone, but easy to laugh it off. He’s firmly interested in how many ‘accidents’ you can get into before you break. Strade will absolutely put your resilience to the test. 

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Mouth. It’s an interesting name. Part of what had gotten Strade’s attention in the first place. He’s not one for stalking either, it’s not his style. It’s much more his style to let things happen organically, or on a sudden impulse. 

He knows enough about you, from the one or two off meetings you’ve had. At least they’ve seemed. Although he’s yet to decide exactly what it is he wants to do with you once he’s got you. To break you would be fun, to force you to tear yourself apart for his own enjoyment even better, but even Strade can’t deny the spark of excitement that the idea of keeping you brings him. 

Ren was getting lonely. And as they say, the more the merrier. 

It was easy enough to plan. Although out of Strade’s regular MO, he preferred to hunt for victims in bars, places where it’s easy for people to go missing. But Strade is nothing if not resourceful. He considers multiple plans. All of which stem from your kindness. 

But the plan he decides to go with involves animals. A stray dog in fact. He’s seen you before, attempting to get the attention of them despite how often this only results in you being bitten. That’s why it’s the perfect plan. 

-

You should have listened to your gut. It’s because you didn’t listen to it that you’re now in this situation, tied to a chair in a strangers basement. Except he’s not a stranger. You’d met him before. Spoken to him several times in the guise of casual conversation, hell you knew his name.

The last thing you’d expected when he’d asked you to help him find his dog was a shovel to the back of the head. The bitter feeling of betrayal and knowing you had your kindness taken advantage of was the last thing you’d felt before falling into unconsciousness.

“Hey Buddy? Are you awake?”

Strade. That’s his name. He’d told it to you once upon a time, on one of your off run ins with one another. 

He smiles as he makes his way down the stairs to find you not only awake, but fully lucid. “Good! I thought maybe I’d hit you too hard there for a moment.”

Any bad vibes you’d ever gotten from Strade suddenly made sense. Here and now everything about him screamed predator, and you’re the prey. 

“What’s with that look? Are you scared?” And he has the nerve to laugh. 

“Don’t be. Nothing too bad will happen. I just need to run a couple tests.”

That’s no less ominous, no left terrifying. Strade reaches out to you, brushing a stray strand of your dyed red hair from your face. His breath is hot and sticky, and you can feel it against your face. 

Don’t worry Mouth! This is the good end! You’ll survive- He’ll keep you forever.

Boyfriend to Death 2:

Vincent (And that technically means Farz as well) -

I match you with Vincent!  Although the wolf man is a bit rough around the edges, all he really wants is someone who not only understands him but is also on the same level. Not only can he relate to your somewhat chaotic tendencies, but he also finds them amusing. 

You’re kind of an outlier when it comes to the people he surrounds himself with, and unlike some of the others, like Farz, you manage to not only make sure Vincent takes care of himself, but also remind him to care about others. 

Ultimately even without him being interested in you, your somewhat paternal instincts are useful to the pack, and that alone is worth keeping you around. 

Farz is a bit of a brat at times, but...it’s easy enough for you to prove yourself to the man. After all if Vincent’s already showing interest in you that’s step one complete.  But...despite himself, and what he might admit he likes you. He’s fond of you! And he definitely likes the fact he now has someone he can spend time with when Vincent goes into wolfy mode. 

-

You start of as a friend, an acquaintance of the pair. A difficult task in and of itself. When you get called to meet them at Route 66 you think nothing of it, knowing the dive bar is where they often spend their time. 

When you arrive though...you’re far more surprised to see Farz in a fist fight with the other patrons, and Vincent nowhere to be seen. 

“Farz! Farz, what the hell?!” 

It takes all your strength, and almost getting elbowed in the face to pull Farz out of the fight, and once you do he turns to look at you, once again looking fired up and ready to fight, but he stops upon seeing its you.

“Oh, Hey Mouth.” 

He looks….almost calm now, despite the fact his nose is bleeding, and he’ll definitely have a bruise on his cheek come the morning. 

“What are you doing here?” “Vincent called me.” “Vincent?”

Speak of the devil (or werewolf in this case) and he will come. 

You’re surprised once more by the sudden arms coming up to hold you from behind, but relax when you see the familiar scared form of Vincent. It causes you to relax. 

As unaware of it as you are, you’ve been added in as the third to their relationship.

Congratulations. 

You were accepted.

The Lost Boys

Paul-

I match you with Paul! When it comes to the gang of Santa Carla vampires Paul is definitely one of the more fun loving boys. He’s also eager for praise, attention, and a good time. All of which he hopes to find with you on the Boardwalk. I was going to say prepare to be about 90% of all of his impulse control, but from what I’ve been told you also don’t have impulse control...You two are a disaster couple, in the best of ways. 

-

The boardwalk is more lively at night. A fact about the Santa Carla tourist trap that you quickly learned, because you yourself have done your best to avoid being assaulted by the raging beach sun. Maybe something about all the lights from the rides against the darkened sky, or just the beach at night causes people to spend more money. 

You don’t know for sure though, it’s an interesting theory. You are however keenly aware of the man that’s been following you since you’d left a nearby ride to instead browse the games. He’s been watching dressed head to toe in leather, and with hair that puts you in mind of a 80’s rock band. 

It seems that he’s had enough of just watching you though, because he finally makes his way beside you, purposefully bumping you, as you examine the dart games. 

When you finally look at him he flashes you a cocky grin. 

“I can win you a prize?” He offers, sounding just as confident as he looks.

“I can win my own prize,” You shoot back. It’s not that you feel anything particularly bad about this guy, he’s not given you any reason to distrust him, but you don’t need his help either. 

“How about dinner then?” He continues, following behind you as you turn away from the game to continue your trip down the boardwalk, window shopping as you go. 

“I don’t even know your name,” He’s cute though. You’ll give him that. “Oh! It’s Paul. So...now that you know my name, what about dinner? On me of course.” 

You stop, turn to finally fully look at him up in down. It’s joking dramatics mainly, just to see if it’ll make him nervous. 

It doesn’t seem to. 

“Fine.” You agree because...he’s cute, and free food is free food. “By the way, my name is Mouth. Do you always ask guys out without asking their names first?” 

Paul kind of flounders at that, but it’s cute. 

First step: Chinese food with Paul Next Step: Meeting the rest of the gang.

[cressthoughts-blog]

WWE UK Championship Tournament Thoughts

               WWE’s UK Championship Tournament provided what it promised: It was very UK, it had a championship, and a tournament. Thus, it is a success. FIVE STARS.

               Wait what? I should say more? That isn’t an acceptable standard of review? Well, shut up, Strawman. Let’s do this!

- God the facility is gorgeous. Definitely getting Hammerstein Ballroom vibes, which is always good. In general, it just makes the whole thing feel classy. It was like the whole tournament has its pinky up, slowing sipping Earl Grey and discussing the price of tea in China. It also makes for an excellent juxtaposition for the violence. I don’t know what it is, but the cinematic cacophony of the very nice ballroom and the brutal forearms made gave this event a sort of timeless quality.

 - The best part of overseas wrestlers is the stories of how young they started training. I swear they said something about Pete Dunne (ohmygod he’s amazing – more on him later) being 23 but having been a wrestler for 11 years. It’s like they live in Mad Max times and anything goes. If you had told me one of the competitors learned a suplex before he was potty trained, I’d believe you but secretly decide to Google it later, then forget and tell everyone about it even though I hadn’t verified it. It just sounds true, you know?

 - The first round had a ton of filler. A lot of these guys clearly aren’t ready for WWE. But someone had to get pinned, right? Good exposure for them too. In my head, I christened the first round “The Pay Me More Classic”. Someone’s going to catch up on some bills when they start getting booked again!

 - Every time a wrestler scowls at the crowd, drink.

 - You are dead.

 - I’m sorry.

 - Apparently, from this sample size, “I’m an angry lad from a tough family” is the UK’s most popular gimmick, narrowly beating out “Look at my weird ear” and “Moustaches are personality”.

 - It feels like there’s way more heels than faces here but that might just be because even some of the faces look angry. I’ve never seen more pissy looking people in one room since I was hanging out with Trump in that Russian hotel. Good times….good times…

 - I enjoyed the story told through the tournament. Inevitably every tournament tells some variation of the early injury story but I thought they did a nice play on it here. Bate didn’t sell it very well at first but he came out for the final match like he was about to tell some death bed secrets. And if you aren’t using wrestling tournaments as a format to tell stories, then what’s the point? Every wrestling tournament should be what we wish actual sports tournaments were. It should have the crazy upsets of every March Madness and the through-line of stories every good Superbowl matchup does (basically, anyone with Kurt Warner). In real sports, we don’t always get the best opponents because real life is a thing and some teams, no matter how fascinating, suck, but when you pick the winners? Wrestling tournaments should always be some variation of Cavs/Warriors or Indians/Cubs.

 - What caught my eye was the way they established Dunne as a threat night one. Every single match he wrestled after, the crowd was on their feet. Not because he was a good wrestler (but ohmygod he is) but because he had a character. The villain makes the story. By creating the mystique of Pete Dunne, every battle versus him was a mini-morality play, pitting the scrappy underdog who believes in not just himself but the tournament as an idea against a man so vicious he will destroy the very tournament he wants to win because he rather take everyone with him than die alone. Dunne is self-destructive, and therefore, more dangerous than anyone. A man who doesn’t even care for his own welfare is a hazard to everyone else’s. That gave the spectacular Mark Andrews and the underrated Tyler Bate (underrated because I don’t think he showed everything he was capable of until the last two bouts) someone to define THEM. Defining a babyface’s motivation is tricky because it’s so cliché and honestly, vague (“I wanna be the best!” “I just want to follow my dreams!”), but heels are inherently more complex, and thus, are useful for filling in the blanks of the hero; anything the villains stands FOR, we can presume the hero stands AGAINST. Dunne executed his role with vigor and gave the viewer the impression Andrews and Dunne were folk heroes. Just incredible.

 - God, Devlin is a mess. I mean, let’s just start with the fucking hilarious fact he DOESN’T want to be compared to Balor. YOU DON’T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO HIM?! THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE HIS STUNT DOUBLE?! Why would you even come out in that jacket with his stupid 90’s comic book character haircut (I’m lying, I love the Undercut) and walk down to the ring like you’re mo-capping him for a video game?! My theory is he doesn’t speak English, and thus his contradictory word salad is null and void. This is what I have to tell myself.

 - But it’s not just that. He was just average to be honest. I think WWE unfairly created expectations that he couldn’t live up to with an average but not exciting moveset (yes, this is somewhat required from heels, but it doesn’t mean he has to be boring either) and a lack of charisma his counterpart possesses in spades. His heel work came off like he was doing a bit, it never felt authentic for me. His face didn’t sell it and ugh, he never stopped smiling. If you’re going to smile, at least do a creepy one, you know? My number one problem with wrestlers is when you can tell they don’t believe what they’re saying/doing. Conviction is so important for this, more important that it is for a traditional actor, even, because wresting carries with it the uncertain expectation that it could be real. No one suspects Girl Meets World is real. But Raw is up in the air to a certain segment of fans, by nature of wrestling’s…well, nature. Devlin didn’t make me believe. He just seemed like he was having a lot of fun pretending to be a bad guy.

 - Though I’m working on the theory that WWE purposely oversaturated us with Devlin’s obnoxious backstory knowing we’d turn on him, like an intended Roman Reigns/Old Cena situation (aka NXT Bo Dallas, who was too beautiful for this world). This is dangerous: a self-aware WWE is the first sign of the apocalypse.

 - Whenever Michael Cole doesn’t have Vince McMahon in his ear, he’s startlingly competent. He did a great job calling the moves, setting up Nigel, and generally sounding like he cared. This is a recurring pattern (remember how great he was during Beast in the East?) and makes you wonder if they’re being overproduced. Or maybe Cole is just bored by Raw at this point. Yelling at Byron Saxton for three hours would tire me out too.

 - Pete Dunne is Kevin Owens by way of Daniel Bryan, and thus, shouldn’t exist and is a threat to tear a hole in spacetime. I can’t praise him enough, from his stiff looking work to his surprising willingness to both take and sell for smaller guys to his preternatural skill leering at people like they stole his birthday cake. I don’t want to fall into hyperbole here and make him out to be the second coming of Jesus (our savior lost in the first round, per the crowd) but with a little more training – cameras, presentation and the usual stuff almost finished grapplers polish up on – he’s Intercontinental Champion. Big fan.

 - Special space here to praise Danny Burch as well. Just polished to an insane degree, he had everything you look for in a television wrestler. The expertise of the Performance Center continues to just blow me away. Put this man back on NXT or promote him. But do something with him. If Pete Dunne is almost finished, Danny Burch is a complete product. Oh, and I’d be remised if I didn’t mention Wolfgang too. He comes off (along with Trent Seven) as the wrestler who is most themselves. Wolfy possesses that innate ability to endear himself because he’s clearly just a guy who loves this so much. That kind of thing goes far. It’s a natural relationship with the crowd, the kind of thing guys like Ziggler would kill for.

 -  All in all, it didn’t reach the highs of the CWC’s Ring of Honor Lite (same great taste, fewer calories!) meets WWE, but it on a whole, it told a better yarn and I’m so biased toward three act stories, so I’m inclined to favor the UK Tournament.- It was better than that new old-timey Pepsi but not as good as glass bottle Coke.

- It was better than that new old-timey Pepsi but not as good as glass bottle Coke.

[worstpvzthumbstourney]

round 1, side A, matchup 3

Wolfy Playz VS BobBox999

[the-slasher-files]

Im immensely curious on andrei for these matchups SO!!

Im 4'10 and barely a hundred pounds. I tend to wear skirts n dresses if that helps as well.

However! I am a complete goof! Absolutely will say something dumb or inane that has nothing to do with the conversation and continue on as normal.

I also collect bones and knives and work in a pharmacy lmao

And im a b s o l u t e l y s q u e a m i s h of blood but have a thing for pain so if thats not a fun thing idk what is

🔪THE PLAYTHING AND POTENTIAL S/O🔪

*Andrei laughs evilly*

So the first thing he notices about you is your height and immediately right there his eyes darken with desire, his size kink has exploded. Andrei knows right there and then that he at least is going to fuck you but once he starts to chat with you, the wolf is curious. A little put off by your humor or insane things you say but he doesn't run from it, it keeps him interested in you and he likes someone that is far from boring. Where ever Andrei picked you up from you are now headed home with him, there is something he wants that he cannot place his finger on, something more than just hunting you so to his surprise he just brings you to the basement of his home instead of the apartments; Fucking you and holding you here within his home. Learning that you collect knives, and worked in a pharmacy, you are now useful to the wolf, you are smart and strong, he loves that about you. Now, with the blood thing, he will use that as a form of power/control over you but will also tease you about it lots, if Andrei falls in love with you, which it seems he will just by this, he doesn't use his blood kink with you, that is what missions and playthings are for..... Also the fact you love pain, god he likes you

[the-slasher-files]

Hope it’s not too late for the Andrei matchup bc I wanna know how he’d kill me haha 😉❤️ You know a lot about me already but I’m 5’5”, got a thing for knives, strong af, capricorn. Usually I’m the leader but for Andrei I’m willing to submit if he can beat me in a fight 🐺🔪 (Not that I stand a chance, Andrei’s charm is hard to resist.) As long as he doesn’t mind me hunting on my own, I promise to share the best kills 🖤 I think it would be fun to be part of his wolf pack even if it’s probably a death sentence. Can’t outlive my usefulness haha. Just hope he’d keep me around long enough to have some fun 🖤🖤🖤

🔪PLAYTHING TO POTENTIAL S/O🔪

Knowing you a little I know Andrei will have fun with you.

Your strong personality is really a draw for him, you're gonna be the person that wont have an issue telling him off but also submitting, it is literally perfection to him. Also the fact that love knives, oooooooh mama he's gonna fall in love real quick. For you I see you being his plaything then moving to his s/o. Your are skilled and useful to him but also have a similar aesthetic and I think you will have a great time together

[the-slasher-files]

🔪 so valentine's matchup for Andrei

I am 5 feet & 3 inches tall. My zodiac sign is Leo. I love drawing and collecting things that catch my attention. It can be as simple as ties to stamps to umbrellas. I keep all the stuff I collect safe and in a clean place. I like archery and shooting. I'm not big on shopping for clothes and jewellery, I'd rather shop for books, shoes (especially the sneakers) and FOOD!!! 🤤😋

Tell me what Andrei thinks 😳🥺

🔪BATHROOM FUCK OR FRIEND🔪

Just because you didn't send too much info I'm going with these answers. Again, shortness is something Andrei adores so that is what he will notice first and probably leading you into the bar bathroom to fuck. However, if goodness progresses he might take you shooting and could have fun together!

[the-slasher-files]

For the Andrei matchup!!!

I'm pretty short!! 5'2!! I've got waist-length black, wavy/curly hair with dark brown eyes. Uuuuh Not sure what else to put for looks. I'm blind as hell lmao!!! I've got glasses. My everyday makeup tends to be somewhere in-between neutral and dark/vampy. My sense of fashion changes all the time, but I've been wearing a lot of dark clothing recently. I'm also a WHORE for earrings!! Love a good pair of earrings. Sparkly diamond-esque ones are my favorite! Tl;dr Think of my visual vibes as akin to the photos that come up if you google "dark paradise aesthetic" with a hint of retro.

I'm hella passionate, empathetic, and I love making people gifts. Like art and stuff!! Speaking of art, my hobbies are drawing, writing, watching movies, skiing, roller skating, playing video games, etc. I love "daring" sports and activities as well, and I'm always willing to try out more. I also love getting myself out in nature, whether it be skiing, hiking, going to the beach, etc. Road trips are always a treat!

I'm pretty loving with my preferred love languages being gift-giving (giving, not receiving LMAO) and touch. I'm not too versed in the world of zodiacs, but I know my main one is Aries! ASDFGFDS true to being an Aries, I'm definitely snarky and a little fiery. Definitely got myself a sharp tongue; love a good bit of banter!

ᴬⁿᵈ ᶦᶠ ᶦᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳˢ, ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵖʳᵃᶦˢᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵏ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᴵ'ᵐ ʷᶦˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴸᴹᴬᴼ

🔪POTENTIAL S/O🔪

So since we've talked a bit and I constantly look at your blog I already knew this answer lol.

At first, Andrei will notice your height and the size kink drives him towards you and he immediately knows he's gonna fuck you, plus your aesthetic interests him, you're different from what he is used to. When you guys are talking he likes that you are a fiery Aries, it gives him some challenge, he loves strong women and he is an Aries too. Now because you are an adventurous person, at first he might wanna hunt you around town but quickly he brings you to his home, he doesn't know why exactly but he needs you around. It might be your strong energy or love language, it could be your passion and empathy, Andrei doesn't know but he knows he wants more and more every day. With the things you've listed that you like to do, I can 100% see you guys having a blast together, just him letting his guard down and being himself while doing fun adventures