Bee Tee Dubs that's Beast Boy.
Dark Knights of Steel #10
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Flash: So you eat fish.
Aquaman: *shrug* Yeah, man. Fish eat fish, why wouldn't I?
Flash: But it's not weird, like... the fact that you can talk to them?
Aquaman: Well it's telepathy, and it's more like... networking, and in the case of a lot of fish it's kind of like you're interfacing with a very very very simple binary computer made of meat. I mean yeah, they have instincts, and they can feel distressed, like any animal, but a lot of the time the thought process before getting eaten is, "swim... swim..." then pffft--nothing.
Flash: You've read a fish's mind before you've eaten it.
Aquaman: Nah, but I've telepathically stunned fish before eating them when I'm in a hurry.
Flash: *staring*
Aquaman: Look, I have a trident! It's not like I'm just snatching them with my mouth mid-swim! *pauses* ...every time.
Flash: ...
Aquaman: *mindlessly* Mera's actually way better at it than me. Doesn't even need to stun them. God, it's incredibly hot when she does it.
Flash: CATCHING FISH IN HER MOUTH!?
Aquaman: *lovestruck sigh* Like a shark...
---Later---
Flash: *pressing his knuckles to his forehead* And you're a vegetarian.
Wonder Woman: *mixing a salad in the Justice League break room* Of course I'm a vegetarian. I can talk to animals.
Flash: *presses his hands together in front of himself and inhales deeply*
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DC Vs. Vampires World War V #3 (2024)
written by Matthew Rosenberg
art by Otto Schmidt & Pierluigi Casolino
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I’m so tired of the “batfamily can defeat all their friends” trope like bffr.
Batman? Sure he can cheat and bring out some kryptonite but you really think he’s gonna defeat WONDER WOMAN?
Nightwing: maybe Roy, but Donna Troy literal Amazonian trained by Wonder Woman? He’s done for. And Garth the magic user. What’s he gonna do throw his escrisma stick at him? Wally West former temporal being? He’s dead before he can comprehend what is happening.
Jason Todd: I actually fully believe and stand by the idea that Roy Harper would defeat Jason in a fight, no I will not be accepting criticism. Don’t even try to tell me he stands a chance against my girl starfire. (I know he’s also friends with Artemis and bizarro but I try to avoid reading anything that involves Jason Todd)
Tim drake: bro’s got a kryptonian, Amazonian, and a speedster as friends. I don’t care if he’s a good detective, he’s getting the brakes beaten off him.
Damian Wayne: only one of his friends I know enough about is currently THE Superman. I know he can use kryptonite but that’s like tying a dude to a chair then beating them up and saying you won a fight against them.
I will not be including Stephanie brown, Cassandra Cain, or Duke Thomas because I actually like them and because I haven’t seen them interact with other DC characters enough to actually speak on this.
But guys I know they’re like “geniuses” or whatever, but they’re not the only ones…
As someone said on another post “who wins: Batman with prep time or Wonder Woman with her fist”
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(Before everyone's identities are revealed)
Green Lantern: Does anyone else notice how Supes has a southern drawl when he speaks sometimes?
Aquaman: Yes! It's so bizzare!
Cyborg: Maybe Krypton had that in their accent?
Shazam: *snickering* Krypton was the land of cowboys!
Batman: He grew up here on earth, everyone knows that.
Flash: But he lives in Metropolis, they have a more New York dialect.
Batman: ... He can fly and is as fast as you, he can move to anywhere he wants. I tracked his flight path and I've seen stops in Kansas.
Green Lantern: Supes grew up in KANSAS?!
Shazam: Why is that the weirdest thing I know about him now?
Aquaman: And no one is concerned that Batman is stalking Superman...
Batman: He's one of the most powerful members of the Justice League and anything could make him snap or take control of him.
Wonder Woman: Isn't it considered rude to speak about someone when they aren't present?
Superman: *walks in* Darn tootin'.
Everyone: *turns to look at him*
Superman: *chewing on a piece of grass and holding a fresh blueberry pie* Y'all were talking so much about my homelife, I thought it'd be fair to let you enjoy some of my ma's pie. *puts it on the table* and Bats?
Batman: Hm?
Superman: Leave my parents' house alone.
Batman: Fine.
Shazam: Who cares, free pie!
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Wonder Woman
Art by Frank Miller And Terry Austin
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