hey guys i joined the bandwagon
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good morning! breakfast is ready. how do you like your coffee?
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Taylor. Bug freak. My darling.
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Well I might be bitter and twisted and broken and petty and lying
/im trying (not friends)- maisie peters)/
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do u guys just hate this book. i swear every second post on this site is about how worm is awful because x or wildbow is the worst because y. what's up guys
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Happy Worm Worship Wednesday!!
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[worm offers you a small cup of rooibos tea.]
[do you accept?]
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Writing recovered from the personal computer of Director Emily Piggot:
Assualt sauntered over to Armsmaster, placing an arm on his impressively buff armored codpiece, he cooed "hey babey you free tonight cause I got a villain you can capture" as he winked amd wiggled his ass.
Armsy stoicly replied "No! I am never free! The city must be safe! Besides, sex is inefficient you can only have orgasm at a time and I find that horrifiyingly slow" as his magnificent facial bounced in the air, breasting boobliy like a magnificent car crash.
Assualt whined and said "but Tech Daddy I NEED your Halboner in my crimeussy" as he watched Armsy stoicly breast boobliy back towards the city he loved so...
If I had to see this you have to see this
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