#worms wriggles

[imfullofworms]

Life, the

Marathon

Has nothing on

Depression's

Never-ending war

But it's altogether

Impossible to fight and

Run at the same time

by me :)

[wanologic]

the story so far…

[thestuffedalligator]

They just. Never explained Hooty’s deal, huh.

He’s the Owl and the House of the Owl House. He has a pair of Baba Yaga hut legs. He can detach himself and fit in a backpack. The series finale revealed that God has a Hooty in their eye. His first word was hoot. His second word was hoot hoot. I know nothing else about him.

[vgilantee]

something something red string of fate soulmate. when johnny dies you feel the string go weak, the bond cutting off. then a sharp tug, not of the bond coming back, of johnny being revived, but of someone else keeping their word, catching the string before it falls and whithers away, tying it onto their own blackened string and watching it bloom red again. you shall not be alone, he promised johnny he would look after you

idk if this is anything

[syoddeye]

part two | three

you thought your life was over when your psycho, end-of-days conspiracy theorist austrian neighbor kidnapped you. the guy barely spoke a word when he shoved you into his fancy, decked out underground bunker. he mumbled something about last minute supplies, locked the door, then left.

you knew the world was over with all the shaking, explosive noises, and how you watched your neighbor literally melt into the ground through the cameras you found. oh well, at least the place is well-stocked. food. booze. a weird CD collection. (there is such a thing as too much yanni.) you’ll eventually run out of supplies and die, maybe go crazy from isolation, but at least you won’t be a chunky puddle of ooze.

three months later, you’re a little weirder and a full on yanni-isseur, but life’s not so bad. you talk to yourself a lot. work out a little. puzzle. again, you could be ooze. fighting for food. running, ew.

then a buff guy with a grown out mohawk finds the hatch. uh oh. he tries to open it for a few hours. shoots it, even. no dice, thank god. you’ve watched creed about a dozen times and know home alone by heart, but you don’t think you could take the guy. he gives up and slinks off. almost steps in the remains of the neighbor.

a couple of days go by, and mohawk returns. but he’s not alone. three other men—big, brawny, and also armed—are with him. and the one that’s only slightly smaller than the austrian has a mean-looking pry bar. you hold your breath, glued to the cameras, and watch the four of them take turns on the hatch.

you think they’re close to giving up, until the one with the scraggly beard tries again.

thunk.

the sound of the hatch practically echoes throughout the bunker.

“think anyone’s down there?”

“only one way to find out.”

—

shout out to @391780 , for always killing that one guy in increasingly wild ways. you are an inspiration.

[sweeetestcurse]

David Dastmalchian as Bob Taylor

[meggydolaon]

thinkign about them <3

[realbeefman]

and let’s talk about how the show OPENS with the bar becoming successful when dennis is being openly gay and how mac is rewarded with thousands in hero or hate crime for coming out and the only way for the bar to be both fiscally successful is returning to the gay bar

[red-nightskies]

In the void I saw all I ever wanted. Beyond reality, beyond the binary. Bathing in the blood of who I used to be

[skyward-floored]

For the doodle thing, Wind wrapped up in Warrior's oversized scarf? No pressure of course. Have a good day!

Shouldn’t have wrapped yourself so tight there, Wind

[justsmiledoe]

[imfullofworms]

Regularly scheduled moping and poetry will recommence shortly, but many of you may not know that Irish-English actor Ray Stevenson has sadly passed away at the age of 58.

While recognized for playing Frank Castle in The Punisher: Warzone (2008) and Titus Pullo in Rome (2005), I'd like to draw your attention to a lesser-known indie film; Outpost (2008).

In war-torn Eastern Europe, a mysterious businessman hires a group of mercenaries on a routine mission to protect him not knowing of the long-hidden secret that lies there.

-IMDB

Made on a shoestring budget by devoted Scottish couple Arabella Croft and Kieran Parker, Outpost features some of the best character actors America, England and Northern Ireland had to offer at the time.

Essentially, the plot boils down to Nacht Der Untoten from Call of Duty: World at War.

Ok, that's not fair.

Having picked up the trail of a super-secret Nazi experiment to produce super soldiers, shady English businessman Julian Wadham hires Ray and Co to tag along with him to a hidden bunker in war-torn Eastern Europe.

Arriving and opening the bunker, the team discovers exactly what Julian was hoping to find: Die Glocke.

However, upon trying to dismantle the machine so Julian can copy it and sell it to the highest bidder, the corpses of the Nazi experimenters begin to rise as night descends, leading to a fight to the death between Ray and his team and the reanimated SS troupe.

This film does not end on a happy note.

Despite the tiny budget, the sparse CGI holds up even 15 years later, the practical effects are insane, the set design, costume design and makeup effects are all amazing, the actors relish their roles and have metric tonnes of fun with them and the zombies... Menacing, unkillable, determined— truly scary. Not to mention the plot and central mystery being both interesting and tightly written! Did I mention the atmosphere?? It's grim, it's dark, it's blood in your face.

It goes without saying that Ray is the stand-out amongst the cast as grizzled mercenary DC, but Julian Wadham as Hunt, Richard Brake as Prior and Michael Smiley as McKay give their all in this excellent Nazi-zombie horror; all of whom are blasting out great performances elsewhere today.

While mostly unknown, the film was picked up and distributed and would go on to spawn a pair of sequels; one of which, a direct continuation in-fact, delved deeper into the mystery of the bunker and Die Glocke housed within, but both were ultimately panned by audiences and critics alike. Outpost: Black Sun— check it out (the other one isn't that great...)

So if you like horror, indie horror or have a Nazi-zombies fix that Call of Duty can no longer scratch, put this on and have a ball; it'll be the best 90 minutes you'll ever spend (just don't ask me where the hell you'll find it...)

Thank you, Ray, for your contributions to horror cinema and cinema in general 🩶 Despite being a relatively big name, you took the time and care to give your talent to an indie production who just so happened to make one of my favourite movies.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

no but my favourite thing about the passenger (2023) is randy doing all this soul searching w/ people from his past, and then there's just this Dude (benson) lurking gayly in the background of every shot lol

[monstrousfemale]

hmmm something something ronance au inspired by casual by chappell roan something something they're young and in love and life at college is beautiful and fun but they're also dumb af and trying to figure things out something something nancy fucks up because she cant commit to something she still doesn't fully understand something something robins too insecure and heartbroken to be able to have empathy and look past her hurt something something nancys little bit too late little bit too big act of love to mitigate past mistakes falls flat something something flash forward like a decade and they haven't spoken since but run into each other in a cafe in some big city something something they gravitate towards each other like magnets and make up and start something new and better and healthy idk idk something

[poppy-metal]

therapist!art with patient reader and their relationship borderlining on unethical…………………………………………………………………………….

how are you in my head I was just thinking of therapist!art and hypersexual!r and her having a sex addiction from trauma and developing and obsession with art to the point where she doesn't want him to fuck her, she needs it. for her own healing, she needs it.

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

HI AGAIN!! i was the other anon BWABHAHA pls call me 🍚 aka rice anon!!

SO LIKE i saw batty’s asks (ILY BATTY ‼️) and their ideas are so amazing AND SO ARE YOURS OMG !! the thought of the tf141 visting simon’s shop is so cute im going feral fr…

i was thinking that what if simon visited soap’s shop or smth and he saw reader there with their silly dog !! its like their having a date (me n my dog fr) !! and simon goes “damn i wish we were like that 😔”

my brain is not loading i swear i’ll pick up better ideas in the future BWHAHAH ALSO I READ UR PART 3!! I LOVE IT <33

Thank you so much rice anon! (Weeping at having named anons, you guys are the best)

Also yes, very yes. Simon visiting Soap's shop because despite how he doesn't want to admit it, Soap makes the best pastries in town. In would be easier to admit if Soap wasn't such a smug bastard about it.

So he walks up the steps to the shop and freezes, when he sees you through the glass door. You're at the counter, chatting with Soap, both of you laughing about something and Simon's stomach drops.

Why is it so easy for you to talk to Soap and he's such an idiot about it? Why can't he make you laugh like that?

Like a schoolboy he ducks around the corner of the shop, going in through the backdoor to avoid bumping into you. That way he also gets to listen to your and Soaps conversation

When you leave he finally appears and Soap (having noticed him immediately) is such smug mf about it.

Simon isn't even conscious of it, when he watches you leave with your dog and whistfully sighs: "Wish that was me."

Soap takes a double take but no, you're alone, only have your dog with you and he stares at Simon breaking out into laughter.

"The dog?! Yer fucking jealous of the dog?"