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JESUS AI FOOT FETISH COMMERCIAL
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sometimes if i'm feeling down i'll go back and read my dnd group's shared campaign notes. there are some real gems in here and i have to try really hard not to start scream laughing at work
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the feminine urge to quit everything, change your name, and fuck off to some remote part of the woods where no one can contact u
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guess who’s starting the long weekend with food poisoning lol ✌🏻😝
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i’m at a brewery in my neighborhood that I’ve never been to and like. There’s a couple next to me who I THINK are on a first date and the dude says. “In the air tonight to me is an 80’s song bc of xyz”
and I’m like. yeah. it came out in the 80’s lol
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happy weed day i am now 28 🎉
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playing jedi: survivor and i have only one thought so far
#wow shush lavi#star wars#this is SO DUMB!!! i have so many feelings for these guys#we'll also see how long this meme lasts lol#knowing modern games. they're not gonna introduce a cool hot guy to me#and NOT have him like. betray me in the end
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so fucking annoyed with this ad I see in the work elevators. It’s for this website that urges people to be not anti-semitic, and the FIRST thing I thought was. Ah. This site is gonna say that it’s anti-semitic to be anti-zionist.
you’ll never believe it, but the site said it’s anti-Semitic to be anti-zionist. Fuckin clowns.
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I spelled Kylie minogue wrong at a gay bar during trivia night, im surprise I wasn’t burned at the stake for that lmao
#wow shush lavi#I’m literally SO MAD!!!!!!#I think I spelled it Kylie minougue#fucking stupid as hell man
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idk how ppl can concentrate on driving in a tesla when it’s got a whole as computer monitor blasting into ur eyeballs
#wow shush lavi#I’m taking a lyft home from work cos ya boy has vertigo#and my lyft happens to be a Tesla and it’s just like#my god. I would be miserable driving one of these things
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dear internet diary, today i very nearly knocked my karate teacher out doing a demonstration by whacking him on the carotid artery
#wow shush lavi#just. wmdkdjdkdltgcfh#he said if I hadn’t hit him with a stiff hand#and instead relaxed into the hit#I would’ve knocked him on his ass! whoops!!!!#that would’ve been really awkward to explain to his wife
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due to a category 5 autism moment, i have determined that ran mouri most likely practices shotokan karate
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save me spicy tteokbokki ramen. spicy tteokbokki ramen save me
#wow shush lavi#I’ve had a thousand years of congestion#so I’m hoping the spice will help#just. aughhhhdhrhgghb
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i went to my first japanese language club today and boy! I have forgotten a lot lmao. like my pronunciation is okay but vocabulary? Simple sentences? understanding what someone is saying to u? Get outta here
#wow shush lavi#it’s still super fun tho!#it’s challenging but in a good way#I definitely need to take a class or two again if I wanna really build proficiency#but just going and using what I know is super helpful#it also makes me wish I’d minored in Japanese in college but alas#hindsight and all that lol
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genuinely curious how tumblr's algorithm works for the explore/for you feature. how is it that i ended up on turkish tumblr
#wow shush lavi#i personally think tumblr's algorithm is the equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall
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sometimes a good Sunday is just getting a little stoned and cleaning a bit. truly nothing like it
#wow shush lavi#the weed helps with my joints so that’s probably why cleaning while high is better lol#it’s also just nice to like. vibe#this past month has been a Lot so it’s nice to just chill and clean
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