#wtf brain

[desmond-the-queer-dragon]

Came up with a great story idea. Can’t wait for my brain to make it so intricate in my head yet impossible to write out.

[strikerthefolf]

I had the weirdest fucking dream, N was driving a car and got pulled over by like three driving inspectors, Uzi changed to her name to smth else I can’t remember and there was a whole other plot about a bat got lost and started biting everyone and turning them feral and Uzi got bit and N had to go into her metaphorical core and save her (WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT)

Also N and Uzi accidentally kissed at one point after N saved her (yk, the classic trip and fall accidental kiss)

[noose-lion]

Skk dynamic is just the puppy and kitten that grew up together, rivals and counterparts (playing and fighting as puppies and kittens do). They were weaned early, forced to become a mouser and guard (respectively) too soon. But they have now become grown, the guard dog (Chuuya) who must stick to the role (executive) and the cat (Dazai) that's now a stray (free). The dog changed, the dog is a working dog now, a guard, but the cat is not. The cat pokes and prods and irrates the dog until he responds with bite-less barking. It's the closest the cat can get the dog to the way they were before. Before the cat went astray and the dog's behavior became more controlled. And the dog responds because he too craves that spark of youth stolen from the two of them.

[artistsfuneral]

It was one thing hearing his brother say the bard was immortal. It was another seeing him crack his own skull open so he wouldn't be able to disclose the keep's whereabouts.

[cassie-lmao]

my toxic trait is that you could be dating me and calling me the love of your life and i am going to assume you are lying as a part of a grand scheme against me to get me vulnerable and strike all at once when i least expect it

[secretsstash]

Suddenly overcome with a need to make out and suck sloppily on somebody's tongue 🫢

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

one of those days

[windsweptinred]

In the car, innocently listening to 'I want to break free' by Queen

Brain: Hey

Me: What?

Brain: Have you ever imagined Dream as Freddie Mercury in the music video for this?

Me: WTF!? No!!

Brain: Do you wanna?

Me: Is this what I get for ordering a large creme egg mcflurry?

Brain: Death could be Brian May.

Me: Stop it!

Brain: And Destiny could be John Deacon.

Me: Please stop....

Brain: Delerium could be Roger Taylor... Desire could do the weird contemporary ballet routine....

Me: I need a coffee.

Brain: Coffee can't help you now.

[dragonflylady77]

My brain with 2 days left in May: so, listen, what if Steve was a merman but he had no idea until he jumped in the ocean with Billy once they get to Cali?

[sircrowchad]

Had a dream and it goes like this.

I forgot the first bit but then I remember the middle bit.

So it was like just me being really hungry for Wendy’s and going to Wendy’s before school then for some fucking reason it time skipped to middle of day then I was in like a art studio thing with that one teacher from me ye old school with @bananabreadcroissant and we were making some really sad tiles like very sad, and there was this other person no one in real life but was like a mix of Wendy from Gravity falls and probably Bill. Then it was just going back and forth with this teacher until lunch were me, @t0ast-the-gh0st, @space-spoon were all going to Wendy’s, spoo stayed behind and me and the other went to Wendy’s but it was like a strange ass Wendy’s. It was in this weird like parking lot but the parking spots were sand and when you got over to the place it was like I don’t remember but we didn’t get Wendy’s.

Then that Wendy clone from before was like a demon apparently and had like a spell on all of the aforementioned d people but now there was @gaepokemon and @hfjairy4289 And we were like being tracked and then I just like confronted them and then poffed back to our grope then went just running around and theses like weird ass like orb thins that had two little purple ends were changing me and making cool shapes. And then we all got captured and put in this couch things and just watched as the Wendy’s bot fucking absorbed in a little fucking black hole and then we were all fighting the black hole other then the Wendy clone and new old man with robot sacrificed himself and THEN THE DREAM CHANGED.

It changed to like a weird old fnaf roleplaying game I used to play like all the time but it was like way better and you could play as a security guard. And get hunted like a mini game and I was a guy security guard and I accidentally nailed the door shut when trying to escape and then I woke up.

Very fun dreams not scary at all.

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

What goes through my brain at around 8pm before I prepare to go to sleep:

Me and my brain: Ya know, there is just something inherently badass about any "nice and happy" characters that can have a gun, know how to use it, and that WILL use said gun

...

My brain: Give Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli a gun in ancient China

Me:... I take back what I said. That is not a good thing. Please stop. If not for me, then for this poor man's sanity *points at Jiang Chen*

Jiang Chen: What do you mean? This is a great idea!

Me: .... they can (and will) kill people...

Jiang Cheng: Exactly! This is why it is a great idea. *takes out some snacks and prepares to watch his siblings wreck havoc upon the cultivation world*

Jiang Cheng, muttering: Hopefully, the fucking peacock is the first to drop dead

Me:...

Me:... We lost him, didn't we?

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

HELP I KEEP HAVING DREAMS ABOUT DAVID HARBOUR

THIS ONE WAS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL AND GOING BACK IN TIME TO DATE DAVID HARBOUR SO I WOULDNT BE FUCKED OVER IN THE FUTURE BY MY OTHER PARTNERS.

It was like violent night but I haven’t even seen it yet 😭😭😭😭😭

[rainbowcrowley]

gonna lose a LOT of hair in less than 24 hours, oh god

[29goingon40]

Me, listening to someone tell a story at a “normal” pace, in my head: Oh for the love of gawd, please get to the point already!

Also me, after rambling for 5 minutes trying to tell a story with 18 tangents and a prologue: “…does that makes sense?”

[arvandus]

Did that ADHD thing where I thought I had scheduled the appointment online, and then I sit and wait for the phone call and the phone call never comes... just to realize that I did not, in fact, complete the scheduling online like I thought I did...

[g0thicf0xskulls]

while i notice that i am handling him being away extremely gracefully, i am also extremely sad because i miss him and i’m slightly pissed off cause he told me he would call me often and i think i’ve gotten 1 call the entire time. i want to hear from him i miss him so much, i miss him i miss him i miss him. but i also know he’s busy, he’s gonna be busy, but i’m so sad that i don’t get to be there with him… i just fuckin miss my man. and like because of it my brain is coming up with a bunch of wild ass scenarios? “he left his phone at the house to go out so you wouldn’t know”, “he’s ignoring you”, “he got drunk enough to cheat on you so now he doesn’t want to text you out of shame” like just stop! i don’t need the paranoia spiral tonight