#wtf is this lmao

[shiftythrifting]

i cannot tell what occasion this garment could possibly be for

[gunsatthaphan]

🐱🐾.

[b0tster]

booo nice PLASTIC fur you chump. get real fur and buy an actually quality product that wont shed plastic into everything

im vegan lol

[radiofreederry]

lol twitter is doomed

[folklore-girl]

i love rain but i hate it when it rains on my parade

[stwberri]

If you were in a mental hospital, youd very calmly comply with the nurses and doctors haha, youd never be like lisa, but youd never even be in a mental hospital because youre just so normal!!!! So sane mentally hehe <3

Actually I am not and I might have to go to one, but I wouldn't be like Lisa because my personality is not similar to hers, so you got that right ^^

[harris-coopers]

[hi-im-greenjunipertree]

"I believe you're the fake banana around here!"

"I'll make you eat those words!"

(This dialogue makes absolutely no sense but ok lol)

[a-meh]

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

Remember the main hu jian song

Search up the lyrics

DHDGSJDGSJSHJDGFJDHDJD ??? LMAO

[cralaofmandalore]

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

[braindamaged007]

[chcrrybcmbs]

🥴 bris and bianca

A PEAK INSIDE : BRISTOL DECKER'S drunk voicemail to BIANCA SHAFAI .

" beeeee ! i'm just sat here in the studio [ slurred words ] ... i wish i was more like you . say fuck love and all that [ long winded sigh ] im , im a cheater a c to the h to the e to the a to the t to the ... i forgot where i was [ muffled laughter ] , love you [ rustling in the background , end of voicemail ] "

[toad-licker]

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!