#wtnv

[sun-and-moon-duo-duel]

match two!

[celestial au belongs to @ashwii ]

[ghouliaautism]

“do you ever look at the stars? the stars, you know, the stars. not each star. but some of the stars. i mean every single one of the stars at once. i mean the while night sky added up. do you ever look at the sum of the stars? the night sky as an equation? beauty as a math problem. which it is. everything beautiful is math. everything beautiful is a problem.” - wtnv episode 86, standing and breathing

[fashiondisastertournament]

ROUND 5 (SEMIFINALS)

Matchup #5.1: Pannacotta Fugo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

The holy trinity of Fashion Disastrousness. In the past weeks, they have left so many others in the dust on their way here, and finally, they have to face each other. Only one of them will enter the finals, but which one?

Our first contender is a lil traumatized angry fork-wielding mafia boy: Pannacotta Fugo. According to your nominations, what is it about his outfits that deserves the title of the One Fashion Disaster to rule them all?

he cuts holes in the suits he wears, by choice, until he looks like a slice of swiss cheese - especially in the anime, where his color scheme is green

additionally, people pointed out his strawberry shoes, the purple tie tucked UNDER his shirt, strawberry earrings, and "spaghetti hair"

In the middle, we see a fashion designer. Yes. This is a fashion designer. Our resident meme, Gabriel Swaglesste Agreste from Miraculous Ladybug! He conquered a vampire and Satan himself already, but seems to be losing against teenagers, so will he yield to Fugo? With multiple nominations, he has made it into the bracket for:

the monarch outfit (above) and all other Hawkmoth outfits (one below, for other ones, click on the links!)

that "fucking peppermint tie & bright red pants (below)

the all-white skin-tight suit with pointy shoes" (below)

triangle hair which he often hides under a shiny bald cap

villain costumes that he creates for others

Last but not least, on the right, rises Cecil Gershwin Palmer. Crowned the Tumblr sexyman, is he also Disastrous enough to win here and avenge his husband, voted out before because of Gabriel? He has been often nominated for (all canonically):

his first date outfit being described as "my best tunic and furry pants"

wearing capri pants and a cummerbund to work

wearing yellow sponge clogs, cat ears, and tights to the opera

wearing "a black tuxedo and white bow tie, open-toed polished black shoes, a burgundy velvet cape, earrings made from repurposed car keys, and a top hat with furry tassels hanging from the brim" to his wedding

going to sleep in "a honeycomb hat, a Hawaiian shirt, and leather pants"

It's time to make your choice!

[vilevilescorpio]

[serendipitous-posts]

Relistening to WTNV Season 3 and I somehow forgot about Cecil's Depression. I'm on the episode where he announces on live radio that he doesn't care if he dies

[3euromealdeal]

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 81 - After 3327 (2016)

Russian Doll, season 1, episode 2 - The Great Escape (2019)

[bulkhummus]

carlos: you don't understand how important cecil is to me or to everyone in this town.

janet:

janet: hes just some queen with a mid iq and a drinking problem.

[loser-gooser]

POV: Kevin crawls through your window at 3am, covered in blood. He wanders around your house aimlessly a bit before stopping at your room door. Slowly and quietly, he turns the handle, opening the door. He crawls into your room and silently slides into bed beside you and your husband. Whether he falls asleep after that is unknown.

It is morning. You wake up to the gentle embrace of your husband, life is good. Good until you hear an obnoxiously cheery and familiar "Good morning! :D" coming from your other side. You look over. What the fuck.

(Original image below the cut)

[notebookpapers]

cecil is both a fashion disaster AND a fashion icon they CAN COEXIST okay consider: you ever met that one person who pulls off the most ridiculous combinations even though no one else could???? you ever see a celebrity wear an outfit that would look ATROCIOUS on its own but when they style it & wear it you’re like “oh this slaps actually”???? THAT IS CECIL ENERGY, MY MAN!!! THAT IS OUR GUY!! LEST WE FORGET THE FASHION ORB DEEMED HIS OUTFIT WORTHY?????

[spencersthoughts]

it’s cecil palmer’s world, the rest of us are just living in it.

[nightvale-outofcontext]

Let's have a look at today's horoscopes:

ARIES: Winking smile emoji. Graveyard emoji. Thumbs up emoji. 100 emoji.

[checkadii]

WHEN THE

WHN THE TH THE

[vivalaplxto]

NARRATOR POLL RESULTS!!

Thank you everyone, I didn't expect the poll to get much traction, but it did!

The winner is....

The Narrator (TSP)!

Sorry Cecil. May luck be with you next time.

[fake-wtnv-intros]

He's in awe of my tism. Welcome to Night Vale.

[mississpissi]

how is a girl supposed to sleep when all she can think about is carlos. and janet lubelle. and mostly carlos but also a lot about janet. and her voice. and his trauma. do u see my problem here?

[carciinogen]

✧˙Cecil Gershwin Palmer stimboard

DISCLAIMER: none of the gifs or art used belong to me, feel free lmk if you know the credits or any of their sources! Most of my gifs come from a huge hoard I saved a while ago, so I'm not aware of most of their sources unfortunately.