#wttt idaho

[goldengay49]

Idaho: “yeah so my wife—“

Oregon: “your wife?”

Idaho: “yeah, my wife”

*later*

Idaho: “I just got a text saying my wife died of dysentery—“

[northstarstate-loverboy]

Western Page!

Look at all the skrunkles (click for better quality)

Headcanon time bitches!! >:D

-Alaska groups himself with them to make his life easier, he does not enjoy being in this group though

-Idaho and Oregon are married (almost canon)

-Washington and Colorado own body pillows (yes plural)

-Utah hates mirrors (because he only sees a sinner when he looks in them and hates it)

-Utah and Utah University (the red one idk) are different people

-Montana has social anxiety

-Most of them have a token midwestern friend ™️

-(this one’s by @hibiscuslynx ) California had golden blonde hair during the gold rush but it has been turning brown ever since

-Washington and Miss Washington (Sarah Jay Pierce) are TOTAL gossip girls. Like look at them, they are so salty and I LOVE IT

-Colorado rarely has alcoholic or nicotine

-Ari is just a sweaty boy

-Idaho has chronic basic white man disorder and it is lethal 😔

-New Mexico and Colorado have annual cook offs where they see who can make this hottest green chili and/or who can handle the hottest chili

-Arizona, Wyoming, and Utah oversee this cook off to make sure no one dies because Colorado passed out one year.

LGBT+ headcanons!:

Washington-Gay

Oregon-Gay(canon)

California-Gay

Nevada-Genderfluid Transneutral Bi

Arizona-Bi Transmasc

New Mexico-Gay

Utah-Bi

Idaho-Gay

Montana-Asexual Panromantic

Wyoming-Greysexual Biromantic

Colorado-Bi Demiromantic

Alaska-Bi Transmasc

[lunearobservatory]

updates from Greg's cat fostering journey!

[dailymothanon]

Yesss… YESSS. Idaho, this is my girlfriend’s design of him Ü!! I thought it was too good, I have to use this one. He’s based on his state animal, the Idaho Giant Salamander… hence the birthmarks! Or well 🤔 I believe she called them birthmarks. It wasn’t really clear. So that’s what I’ll call them!

He reminds me of sad beige babies. Not just the design btw. Just Idaho in general, everything about Idaho. Smells like it, tastes like it, feels like it, looks like it, sounds like it.

I can’t lie tho— with how much pure wilderness Alaska has, which has about 54% of the entire nation’s wilderness, he’s GOTTA have some not-normal-people-or-personification characteristics. Like reflective eyes for example. Most animals have them; humans are not one of them, they’re so animals can see in the dark better, and since Alaska has polar nights?? It’s a win I’d say

LOOK AT THAT BRO there is no way he is acting that normal that easily. This is why animals are fond of him tho I can confirm this

[misery-has-no-company-now]

For angst purposes (and loosely based on Nevada Joins the Table) -

Gov has a lot of control over these states; far more than any other. The higher the percentage of federal land in the state, the more control he has over that state.

Nevada practically has to agree to everything Gov wants. He barely has any choice in his life anymore. Gov practically owns him.

The top 5 states (Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Alaska, and Oregon) can actually easily be summoned by Gov just by him saying "(State), come here." All the 10 can be summoned by Gov actually but the lower 5 (Wyoming, California, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico) are tougher to call like that since they have more power to refuse but the upper 5? No choice. Whatever they doing, it doesn't matter. They are forced to stop it and appear in front of Gov. Nevada and Utah have on multiple occasions been called in the dead of night when they were fast asleep (yes Nevada needs his beauty sleep) to 'see' Gov and they had to go. In front of the other states, Gov just pretends that with the exception of Nevada, he cannot summon any of these other states without Florida's help. But when no one else is there, he uses the power he holds over them thanks to the federal land he occupies in these states freely as he pleases.

Gov also uses this to his advantage by forcing these five to agree with him on whatever he says doing the meetings, much to their (and everyone else who knows') anger.

They spend many a night crying in each other's arms due to the helplessness that engulfs them daily. Sometimes there's also bitterness towards and resentment against the other states who are 'more free' than them. But it's not like they can do anything about it anyway, though the other states sometimes try to help them by convincing or forcing Gov to not do something he wanted to towards them/make them do something he wished for.

Since some of the states on this list were amongst the last few ones to be admitted to the union (like Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and Alaska), they didn't realise for quite a long time that Gov's power over them was not normal, and that most of the other states had a lot more control over their land and themselves. Nevada and Oregon are kind of older in terms of statehood (so is California but he's not in the top 5 so didn't feel the effects this much) and thus they knew from the start that this was not right; but obviously again there was nothing they could do. It just hurt them more since they were aware of the freedom they were denied.

Literally all these states are in the west. Except Washington and Montana (and I guess Hawaii too but she doesn't consider herself as in the west since she joined the meeting of misfits so...yeah), all the western states are in this list and highly under Gov's control (maybe that's why the west decided to take turns in being the leader, because none of them wanted to be around him for longer than they needed to be, and that's why Washington went first). Gov finds it more convenient and easier to deal with have meetings with the west and all the western states (including the other two) are kind of scared of him and his power even if not all of them show it.

Since New Mexico and Wyoming are my go-to angst states (aka the ones I apparently love hurting the most), even though they have more control due to a smaller percentage of their state being federal land and Gov technically should have less power over them, he has hurt them and threatened them so much (like with atomic bombs in New Mexico's case, implying/outright announcing that he might take away their statehood and make them a territory under his charge again to both of them, then in Wyoming's case reminding him how much the others forget that he is a state - and now Gov is one of the few who remembers their existence, etc.) that he exerts a lot more authority over the two of them too.

All of this is largely why the West is so messed up :( [in their heads, I mean]. That's all I have for now but feel free to add on. Unfortunately for these states, I consider the west the best for angst (:

[asleepygeorgian]

WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 2

TW: mentions of things that I did NOT want to hear...

Alabama: Say Georgia sucks rn

Georgia:...Alabama sucks...

Alabama: No No No No!

Georgia: Tennessee sucks...Gators sucks...

Alabama: Repeat after me. Georgia

Georgia: Alabama

Alabama: Bulldogs

Georgia: Crimson Tide

Alabama: Sucks...

Georgia: Sucks

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Michigan: Ohio put it down....

Ohio: Nuh uh

Gov: Ohio put it down

Ohio: okay...

Michigan: good boy

Ohio: Michigan I swear to go-

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*Idaho walking goofy as heck*

Montana: Quit you look special...

California: That's not nic-

Wyoming: SPECIAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS

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California: Can you get Texas's attention?

Washington: bet

Washington: I'M A FURRY!!!!

*Texas slowly turns with a disgusted face*

*Washington laughing his butt off*: I didn't think that would work...

*California face palms*

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*Gov explaining something*

Gov: You guys got that?

Massachusetts: Yesssssssssssssaaaaaaaa

Gov: You sure

Massachusetts: Yessssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Virginia: Ima come on your back

Kentucky: WHAT????

Virginia: Y'know...like climb your back...

Kentucky: THEN SAY THAT INSTEAD

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New Jersey: YES U DID

New York: NO I DIDNT

New Jersey: YES U DID

New York: NO I- bro you bout to make me sike out bruh...

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Oklahoma: Shut up about u and florida....i'd rather hear u rant abt sippi....

Louisiana: WORD????

Oklahoma: UHM-

North Carolina: Ya messed up

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Rhode Island: Trust me, it's big

Alaska: Now you know damn well...

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*Florida shoving a picture of furries kissing on his phone*

Tennessee: BRO GET THAT NASTY SHI OUT MY FACE

Alabama: Hey you mind....sendin me the picture....

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Georgia: If it fits, I sits

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Hawaii: And my mannn thank u to my mannn

Hawaii: I miss my man....

Texas: I fuckin' get it, your not single

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South Carolina: JUST FACE IT, UR AUTISTIC

Mississippi: NO IM NOT

Mississippi: GEORGIA ALREADY HAS IT SO IK FOR I FACT ION GOT IT

South Carolina: THAT DONT MAKE SENSE

Mississippi: GO TAKE ME TO GET CHECKED THEN

Mississippi: CUZ I AINT WASTIN MY MONEY

[mittenstroll]

Idaho’s dragging Washington around for some potato’s

[manchineel-bean]

fellas with animal features: (so many flags-) Alabama: Snake, Bald Eagle Alaska: Black Eagle Arkansas: Bald Eagle California: California Grizzly Bear Delaware: Cow Hawaii: Phoenix

Idaho: Elk Illinois: Bald Eagle Indiana: Bison Iowa: Bald Eagle Louisiana: Pelican

Maine: Moose Michigan: Elk, Deer, Bald Eagle Minnesota: Horse Mississippi: Bald Eagle Missouri: Bald Eagle, Bear

Nevada: Horse New Jersey: Horse New Mexico: Bald Eagle

New York: Bald Eagle, Beaver North Dakota: Bald Eagle

Oregon: Bald Eagle, Beaver Pennsylvania: Bald Eagle, Horse South Dakota: Cow Utah: Bee, Bald Eagle Vermont: Cow, Deer Wisconsin: Badger Wyoming: Bison

[theywhoshantbenamed]

WTTTblr how we feelin?

[goldengay49]

Shhhh, don’t show this to Texas or Wyoming

[lunearobservatory]

Nothing but respect for MY canon

[liblib620]

My version of what happened after the Idaho exchange in the cut scenes:

Florida: There's no way you're married, right?

Idaho: Happily for decades.

After the meeting

Oregon (to Idaho): We should really just tell Florida we're married.

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

Happy Halloween!! 👻

Also, Happy Birthday/Statehood Day to Nevada!! <3

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Some states when they think someone is wrong because the first and last ones randomly came to me

California and Nevada are the type of people who would say stuff like "I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're not right."

Washington and Oregon will just give judgmental stares to the person they think is wrong, scoff at them and say "Sure".

Minnesota will say "If you think that's right, then okay." (I think he did say something like that to Florida in his intro video, right? Went along the lines of "You'd just be wrong though" but I can neither remember it fully nor be bothered to go and check)

Colorado and Idaho themselves have no idea.

Wyoming will just tell them that they're wrong. If that poor person waits for an explanation, they'll be waiting their whole life.

[derek-draws-stuff]

Local married couple on a fun lil date :)

They’re just chilling in peace with each other :)

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Rarepairs you say, welp-

- Texas/North Daktoa

-Arkansas/West Virginia

-New Jersey/Maine

-Alabama/Texas

-Washington/Oregon/Idaho (It’s always Oregon/Washington or Oregon/Idaho. Why not both ;-;)

Sorry for the delay some personal stuff popped up out of nowhere :(

-Texas/North Dakota

I don't ship it but they're ok

-Arkansas/West Virginia

Anything involving Arkansas in this fandom is automatically rare there isn't even a Arkansas join's the table . I don't really see the connection but to be fair I don't know anything about Arkansas.

-New Jersey/Maine

I don't ship it but I'm genuinely curious how they'd interact as a couple.

-Alabama/Texas

Yes, I support this fully. I feel like they talk about sports and play football together. They're very competitive and they love each other for it.

-Washington/Oregon/Idaho

I feel like Idaho is a bigfoot denier and Washington and Oregon are constantly trying to convince their husband he's real. They have regular dates at a coffee shop by the woods as a result. In my eyes they're married.