#xcest

[xisumashiptournement]

Xisuma Ship Tournament

propaganda for your ships is wanted and encouraged :D

this is all for fun. pls don't send hate to this blog or anyone else in regards to these polls

ships on side a and side b will be listed under the cut

side a will be posted on tuesday:

kersuma vs xcest: poll here

docsuma vs jleosuma: poll here

welsuma vs joelsuma: poll here

joesuma vs impsuma: poll here

rensuma vs poly hermits: poll here

side b will be posted on fridays:

grisuma vs skizzsuma : poll here

xtho vs 12 xisuma's polycule: poll here

falsuma vs xweltho: poll here

mumsuma vs renfalsuma: poll here

zedsuma vs xbralisuma: poll here

clesuma vs jimsuma: poll here

tangsuma vs hypsuma: poll here

xbsuma vs xiskall: poll here

pearlsuma vs pixsuma: poll here

fwhipsuma vs dubsuma: poll here

[helsex]

Moved accounts from @helsex-moved !! New blog same me!

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☆ main: @trans-soul-rebel (likes/follows from there)

☆ call me hels or whatever idc (if you know my other names those r fine too). i mainly post here, exhels and hermitcraft but I'll do whatever I want forever. i block liberally don't take it personally. dteam/dream fans and discourse asks not welcome. im not an anti i dont fuck w all that stupid discourse and I understand the layers of nuance to heavy topics but just know if you label yourself as proship I have absolutely nothing but disdain for you. all og posts screen reader accessible. hermitshipping tagged though I don't often participate in it.

☆ i have an art taglist! send an ask or dm if you want to be added.

☆ ps. welscest and xcest make me nauseatingly uncomfortable for Unknown reasons so please just don't mention them to me (not against though, you do you)

☆ carrd ☆ commissions ☆ kofi ☆ exhels server ☆

[helsex-moved]

Hmm

Give me. Ship drawing reqs if you have them, I want to try something new /nf

Hermitcraft and traffic series, no welscest, xcest, pearl, gem, or tfc ships ty <3

[self-appointed-nerd]

Hermitcraft Headcanon asks are officially open!

Since I will do most asks, I'll put a list of what I WON'T do!

Before we begin, I do want to say that most ships are open, as I do ship Polyhermits. Anyways, without further ado....

Things I will not write (sorry :) )

Specific AU headcanons (I don't read many AUs so I most likely will not know what to write)

Other SMPs (I MIGHT do Traffic Light, but that is a rare exception)

Smut (My hermits are as asexual as they are polyamorous)

Any -cest ship (This includes Welscest, Xcest, and any others I may have missed. You can probably see why I'm not writing these.)

Serious angst that includes S/H or SA

Thank you for reading, and feel free to ask anything that fits these guidelines!

[bladephilia]

hi! i’m magnolia n’ this is my sideblog where i can be a little bit more sick and twisted and evil. you may recognize me from my main even with a different alias (or perhaps ur a mutual of mine who i gave this url to) but either way hi. i figured i’d contain my mental illness here. :3

this blog may include but is not limited to mostly dead dove do not eat content: xcest, yandere, unhealthy/toxic relationship dynamics, dub/noncon, etc. may add more later but for now these r all rllie the big ones.

do not interact if you are unable to curate ur own experience in fandom spaces. block any tags you don’t fuck with, block me if you don’t fuck w what i post, etc etc. basic dni (racist, homophobic, zionist, pro ed/ana, fatphobic etc etc) applies here as well. do not interact w me or my blog if you are any of those things. additionally, if you are prone to leaving hate on anon then kindly fuck off of my blog. i think u are the lowest of the low and u need to get a life!

[helsafterdark]

⛧ ao3: helsafterdark ⛧ kinklist ⛧ comms

⛧ 99% exhels 1% other stuff. pure filth ahead. hermitnsfw blog technically but it's very unlikely post about anyone other than exhels. feel free to send asks or questions about my headcanons, feedback about fics, and perhaps a prompt/request you'd like me to write/draw a little something for*, etc. not gonna make a dni but if you fw underage, incest, or zoo in any way then I don't want you here.

⛧ my ex is transmasc nb (they/them) sub bottom and hels is a man and woman drag queen (he/she) dom top, occasional vers. thought in retrospect this is important to put at the top here. i don't often really stray from these hcs.

⛧ nothing wrong with either but i absolutely don't do xcest or welscest don't talk to me about them thumbsup . any ex or hels ship other than exhels is pretty much on my no list too sorry just a personal thing

*prompts and requests are on a if-i-feel-like-it-and have-motivation basis. never guaranteed.

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

could I ask for Xisuma x Evil Xisuma? ty! 💛

EX: *Distant maniacal laughter and lightning strikes*

Hypno: Good lord, what was that?

Xisuma: Excuse me? That’s my husband, you jerk!

[jleo-enthusiast]

Saw an art that reawakened the spark for this ship in me, short ramble about the plot I’ve got going on in my mind below

so. Evil X got sent back to the void after having been under Jeff's command which fucked them up harshly, and now they can't help but miss X. Miss the times they had with xem even though those memories are stained by Jeff's control they were under while getting to hang out with X

In a way, maybe that was the reason they didn't try to escape earlier - being given the magic to mind control Xisuma tapped into their desires they didn't want to admit. It was a power trip, it was something they aknowledge they shouldn't have done, but god, the other option was to go back to the isolation of the void that Jeff dragged them out of. Make Xisuma unreachable and merely a muse to keep idolizing.

And, intoxicated with the thrill of freedom, they made some impulsive decisions that only led to a further moral descent. If they're mind controlling X to fulfil Jeff's demands anyway, xe's not gonna forgive them already. There is no going back. Only digging a deeper hole for themself.

[hmshermitcraft]

Xisuma was a beta, so Ex expected to be one as well, only to end up an omega when he finally started presenting. Much to his annoyance, however he isn't dainty or weak like how most people view omegas, and if you treat him any differently there is a strong likely hood that he's going to punch you in the jaw. Good thing the hermits don't really care about all that secondary gender stereotype stuff!

Diversity win! This omega is selling you cryptocurrency while his clone/boyfriend allows it!

[hermitcake]

Assumption based on X-cest? (if you're comfortable with selfcest obvsly)

your favorite dynamic is distinguished character/a totall disaster, you'd kiss your clone if given the chance, probably you enjoy angst

[xisumashiptournement]

is evil x allowed in this or is that ship not allowed

yeah i'll allow evil x ^-^ a lil clone shipping is always interesting ^-^

[ghostorcism]

hello please read my dnfi before following bc that’s what it’s meant for

[huntinggearsuperstores]

Tops XcEST Delta Linerlock

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[helsex-moved]

Still need to make a new carrd or something with this in it but reminder: if you ship xcest or welscest please dni

[zillyeh]

hey full offence why are blogs with “i proudly ship xcest ships” in their description showing up in my reccomended

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

ik the ship is controversial, feel free to ignore this, but can i request something with X/EX? lots of love 🧡

Xisuma: What should I get Evil X for his birthday?

Apathetic Xisuma: Therapy.