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Xena: Can we all get back to work and stop talking about wedding dresses?
Joxer: No. We’re gonna talk about them, because while wearing a wedding dress, you leapt over a couch, sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a cart to subdue someone.
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maxanor · 5 hours
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LUCY LAWLESS in XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS Season 5, Episode 14, ‘Amphipolis Under Siege’
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green-ajah · 8 months
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Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Episodes: S2 EP15 "A Day in the Life"
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gameraboy2 · 1 year
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Lucy Lawless behind the scenes on Xena: Warrior Princess (1995)
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aflawedfashion · 1 year
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Xena & Gabrielle | Xena: Warrior Princess
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lucyllawless · 1 month
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They've been married for 50 years pt. 4
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lucyflawless · 10 months
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♡ S O U L M A T E S ♡
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k-wame · 1 year
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''Hαρρү Bιятн∂αү, Gαвяιεℓℓε.”  |  ᙭Eᑎᗩ & GᗩᗷᖇIEᒪᒪE Xεηα: Wαяяισя Pяιηcεss · S6·E19 · ∂ιя. Mαяк Bεεsℓεү
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filmmakerdreamst · 1 year
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Xena: Warrior Princess
Season one: the one where it goes from ‘f**k i’m gonna regret this’ to ‘f**k i love her’
Season two: the one where xena possesses a man’s body to kiss gabrielle through a magical spirit world don’t ask
Season three: the one where they have marriage problems
Season four: the one where they are soulmates forever and ever
Season five: the one where they become “mum and dad” to a female baby jesus
Season six: the one which confirms their 50 years of marriage and makes the network fume in a corner
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alexa-crowe · 22 days
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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS 2.08 | “Ten Little Warlords”
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hubristicassholefight · 4 months
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Swordswoman showdown FINALS
Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess)
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(Better here in a "preferred character" sense, not "who would win in a fight")
Propaganda below cut
Hornet
Technically its not a sword but she wields a needle in a setting where swords do not exist and she wields it in an exceedingly swordlike fashion so. She counts; Girlboss demigoddess spider lady. She's been protecting an entire kingdom for longer than many of the other characters have been alive. She systematically kills her siblings for being too weak. She's simply the best.
#im pretty sure hornet can beat like. anyone in a fight.#have you ever fought hornet#its so fucking hard getting past her every time i play hk i go literally insane.
#i remember getting stuck on the first hornet fight on mt first play through and bring likr#''omg the boss fights in this are so hard!!!''#like what. you're not even half way through what are you talking about#you can't even DASH honey. you don't know what's diffcult or not in this game.
So, SPOILERS
but I feel like the "she systematically kills her siblings" part needs a little clarification. See, one of her siblings was used as a living prison for an angry god and that uh. Didn't work out for the sibling in question or anyone else.
This account is itself heavily abbreviated but it's likely that any other sibling Hornet encounters will be trying to take over as the god's new prison. She appears to challenge any sibling she sees to battle, in order to test their resolve against herself and her needle - would they actually have a chance against that god?
We never actually see her kill any siblings, but she does quite pointedly tell one of them that (to paraphrase) "My needle is lethal and I would feel no sadness in a weakling's demise."
Feels like a relevant quote. In any case, if they can't beat Hornet, it seems like her needle would be a far more merciful end than what the god would grant.
Anyway, a bit of additional material for @swordswomanshowdown :
As is the case for any cool swordswoman, it's not just her sword that's lethal, it's her with it. And Hornet's needle was custom made for her - the creators have said that, while other needles exist, hers was made specifically for her to wield, and its construction allows her to use her spider silk better in combat.
And another thing that I think makes her a good swordswoman: she's actually pretty thoughtful about how she uses it. There's a least one instance where she tries to warn someone off before fighting them! At the same time, when she does fight, she seems to enjoy it - during her boss battles, you can hear her laugh sometimes, as if exhiliarated. She's really got it all, as a swordswoman!!!
#HORNET SWEEP CMON PLEEEEEEASE#shes gay. shes the only sibling with a gender. shes a spider named HORNET. look like croissant. whats not to like
Xena
Warrior Princess
She wields a sword and chakram. Just had to submit a biconic swordswoman.
i love her. she made me gay as a kid. Anyway, her weapon of choice is her sword, she is obviously very good with it
#unfortunately i have to choose and i have to choose xena#a) utena had no warcry. b) xena fought gods. c) xena has kickass goofy comic book combat which is my favorite
xena didn’t just fight gods. she fucked up a girl’s life so bad that she (calisto) devoted her entire being to destroying everything that xena loved that ended up with calisto becoming a god in order to destroy xena, which didnt work because xena entombed her in lava. and then when xena and gabrielle encountered calisto in the (christian) afterlife (different from the greek one which they also fought her in), calisto dragged gabrielle to hell so xena became an archangel in order to save gabrielle and then sacrificed herself in order to undo all the harm that she did in calisto’s life and then when not!jesus (played by timothy omundson) revives xena and gabrielle, calisto impregnates xena with the reincarnation of calisto’s soul in order to end the cycle of hate. xena doesnt just fight gods. she creates and destroys them
#this isnt even mentioning her fighting julius ceasar several times#telling brutus that caesar is not his friend#xena and gabrielle’s souls reincarnating across centuries in order to kick ass and fall in love all over again#or the time xena became a god but tbh that ep is kinda ‘uhhhhh…..’ even if they did hire a consultant for it
#I think everyone here knows to vote for Xena. I think a couple people here might have some propaganda for Xena saved already#everyone remember that Xena/Gabrielle is CANON and that's a pretty big deal also#(does anyone have that Xena Loves Trans People interview around because that would also make good propaganda)
I love Xena ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 3 months
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Gabrielle: I'd follow Xena to hell and back but I wish she'd stop going there.
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maxanor · 23 days
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LUCY LAWLESS in XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS Season 2, Episode 15, ‘A Day in the Life’
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green-ajah · 8 months
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Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Episodes: S2 EP15 "A Day in the Life"
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gameraboy2 · 1 year
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Lucy Lawless and Jeri Ryan TV Guide, April 10, 1999
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aflawedfashion · 8 months
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Xena & Gabrielle | Xena: Warrior Princess 3x17
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