#xisumavoid

[frozenjokes]

context

put as many hermits as I could up here with some help but unfortunately I just don’t know them all. feel free to tell me where the missing ones should go I’d love to here it.

if cub was on this graph he’d be bottom right. even if he was doing it to himself.

also feel free to ask questions. I don’t know if I can explain all of my placements but I can certainly explain some! if you disagree with me you’re not allowed to say ___ should go somewhere else in the tags and nothing else. give me REASONS. even better argue with me in the replies!!!!!!!! /light hearted

[vanitasgolden]

Hermits and horses. No explanation

[daily-xisuma]

[122] Guillotine :-D

[soul-sand]

Inktober Day 3: Crack

cosmic chaos

[awoart114253]

GUILT

reversed roles AU by LostInThe_Void on ao3

mask off ver.

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

[wofstepsup]

Moment before disaster

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[non-pulmonic-consonant]

'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring

'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.

[mumblesplash]

redstone has a tendency to build up in the body over time. this most noticeably manifests in progressive changes to the color of the eyes, eventually turning the sclera and iris entirely red

mumbo was, of course, unaware of this, and feels so silly for forgetting to develop symptoms that he has since refused multiple lucrative offers to participate in research studies

[shepscapades]

You’re ruining the moment, xisuma

[daily-xisuma]

[121] Bitty

[lolli-popples]

NGL I don't even know what to say here.

...kermitcraft

[zhukzucraft]

the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there