NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS
Sam Vimes:
“He fought a werewolf with his bare hands and won. He defeated the summoning dark with the power of Reciting His Sons Favourite Bedtime Story. He arrested two opposing armies. He beat alcoholism. Your honor I love him”
“This man is a badass”
“This guy beat a team of werewolves naked He's got this. ”
Kiryu Kazuma:
“This dude can beat up an entire horde of armed yakuza while unarmed and without a shirt on without killing a single person. And by god he can SANG”
“tiger drop negates all damage”
“He has won Strongest Fighter tournaments multiple times in the series. He regularly picks up motorcycles to beat people with them. He's basically as strong as a person can get. He also is trained in Multiple forms of martial arts, and can use nearly any weapon. He fought two tigers. Simultaneously. After being stabbed and poisoned. Regularly just grabs people and throws them around with ease. Once broke a solid stone statue in a single punch. Is comparable in strength, even after retiring and getting weaker, to a guy who once Fist Fought an extra large Bear. Has a move called the Tiger Drop where he counters an attack by hitting someone so hard they go flying. Has been shown to learn new fighting techniques almost instantly by seeing some action (sometimes not even fighting!) and just thinking its cool and turning it into a move.”
Preorder will go live on my kofi at 1:00 PM EST on April 6th!
Shipping is 6 USD for United States, 20 USD for Worldwide. Shipping is possible to any country covered by USPS. If your country has any specific shipping stipulations that you know of, when it comes time for the preorder you'll have my email to contact me about any of those extra concerns!
There will be 100 made; manufacturing is currently underway for the lil guys. I'll be sure to update my kofi with further info about the process as it goes along!