#yandere dionysius

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Hey hope you're doing well, I love your Greek mythology work!

I am not well (because I have exams) but I am missing my Greek mythology works so I shall spare some thoughts:

Platonic yanderes Hades and Persephone who had kidnapped reader and the forced her to eat pomegranates and drink ambrosia, eagerly waiting to find out what powers their "child" will have, wonderi g if you'll be a god of something like your new parents, only to be pleasantly surprised when you turn out to be a diety of yandere relationships. Not only that, but you also have the power of "attracting yanderes" which means you now have a lot of unwanted admirers, much to your parents displeasure. Now, Hades and Persephone have to deal with not only having to stop you from running away/putting yourself in danger but also ward off any of these deranged yanderes who will defy death and even the gods themselves to get to you.

Romantic yandere Hercules sneaking into Olympus to meet reader, who'd been forbidden by Hera and Demeter (her protective mamas) to not see the himbo ever again, even hiring your diety siblings like Dionysius, Ares, Hermes, etc to keep an eye on you. But himbo yandere Hercules is an unstoppable force and he'll keep on knocking your siblings out until he gets to you, only to pout and apologise when you scold him for hurting your siblings, but you're scolding him from lap with his arms around you, so... a win is a win. He'll let you give him an earful for the rest of eternity if you're by his side (and pregnant with baby number 22🥰)

Platonic yanderes Perseus and Medusa having to cope with not breaking down every five minutes after Medusa had plucked out her daughter's eyes for the second time and now reader had turned non verbal. Even though Perseus had taken reader to Olympus so that Apollo could heal her in his infirmary, she still refuses to talk to them. And it's just a thousand times more painful when grandpa Poseidon visits you and you beg him to take you away from them. It hurts because you'd rather live with the one man who Medusa hates more than anything in the world. Its now up to Perseus to stop the tears of the two most important people in his life.

Romantic yandere Ares returning from battle, all bloodied and tired and he just wants to go to his room and cuddle up to his captive darling who he'd chained to his bed, only to see you running from his castle. Ares just watches you for a few minutes before sighing and tackling you to the ground. "I was hoping for a nice evening today, but I guess not-" "LET ME GO, YOU PERVERT-!" "SILENCE! YOU WILL NOT INETERUPT ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" He yelled at you, glaring at you until you were shaking like a kicked puppy. "Now, since you tried to escape and didn't even make it that far, you will now get up and run around the palace grounds." You looked at him confused. "W-what?" Ares pushed the hair away from your face. "You're gonna run laps. It's to train you. If you're gonna run, you're gonna have to put some effort in. No darling of mine will do a half ass job, even in escaping. So, up you go." He pulled you up before giving your butt a smack. "Run, now."You begin running, confused. "Oh and princess?" You looked behind. "Just for motivation, I'm gonna chase you. And everytime I catch you, I'm gonna do that thinh Ive been wanting to do in bed. But I'll do it right here, in the ground, where anyone can watch." He grinned evilly, watching you run with new vigour.

[kunimimycat]

“get to know me tag game” 

rules: answer the questions and tag people you’d like to get to know better

tagged by @kalmgeyama & @brazil-hinata 💞 tysm

tagging @scorpiosanssexy (hiiiiiii), @laure-chan @yuujinchouu @p-irozhki @satanic-avocado @gracieeeeeee @honeymeh feel free to ignore or skip some qs if you’re not comfortable answering!! 🦙

what do you prefer to be called name-wise? gi/gigi/kunimi

when is your birthday? june 

where do you live? zimbabwe🤡

three things you are doing right now. squinting at my laptop screen, dreaming of a bucket of fried chicken, and trying not to scratch a mosquito bite.

four fandoms that have piqued your interest? haikyuu, exo, pjo took so many personality quizzes back then just to see who my demigod parent was I usually got dionysius hades or hermes, the romanovs.

how has the pandemic been treating you? it’s fine that it’s not. it’s really not jk, it made me even more introverted than before. 

a song you can’t stop listening to right now? shinkai; eve

how old are you? twenty two. 

school, university, occupation, other? just finished two degrees. 😫

do you prefer heat or cold? spring!!!! not too cold, not too hot. winter makes my hands dry, while summer makes my knees sweat.

name one fact others may not know about you. I'm secretly Eminem. 

are you shy? not really, more like i dont really care?

pronouns? she/her

biggest pet peeves? people. people breathing. people talking. people walking. people walking slowly. people being dumb. people being pretentious. people going around in circles. the list goes on. 

why can’t humans be cute cattos and doggos instead :(

what is your favorite “dere” type? yandere and kuudere. 

rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be. 5/10, it could be better? im not starving and my bellies’s always full, but nothing’s happening asdlasd but at least I have hq and all the other animes out there <3

what’s your main blog? this!

list your side blogs and what they’re used for. panchosomethingsomething, I even forgot the name of my side blog. 

is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends? I dont have a filter, so if you’re a crybaby we can’t be friends 🤚 I speak only the truth. (I'm chill most of the time tho, just silently observing and judging folks)

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is there any greek god that would let us be romantic w someone 😔

Dionysius. He understands that you need companionship, all humans do. As long as you still hang out with him and attend his raves, stop him from going a little too crazy on his shenanigans- you and your s/o will be fine.

Zeus. Only if you're not committed to any 1 person. He'd much rather you sleep around because he feels like then you're just like him and he doesn't need to worry about you leaving him for an s/o. (Also, Hera would fucking punch him if she heard his explanation)

I love talking about yandere greek gods. Send more asks if you want❤️

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Ok but like hear me out…yandad Dionysus with smol child. Just super soft and just “this kids mine? This kids mine.” And just soft times. (Or yandad Pan because I feel like that description would maybe fit him as well)

Dionysius gives more vibes of being the fun wine aunt. I mean, if we're talking about reader that has all the gods smitten, then Dionysius is the guy who'll swing by, ask you if you want a break from your yandere gods fighting over whose turn it is to take you out for shopping or something, and then takes you away quietly.

He has pretty much no rules except that you don't do anything that'll end up endangering your life. Let's you drink and dine and do anything you want for shuts and giggles- hell he's on it half the times with you. The two of you have pulled many pranks on gods under influence. You had taken a very sharp sword from Ares collection, then went over to Hephaesteus and did a modelling show for each other with the jewellery he made, then went to the Underworld and grabbed Cerbeus and tip toed away while Hades just watched confused.

It usually ends with Hermes having to bring the two crackheads back home, and while Dionysius always makes sure that you don't die or even get a hangover, he may have once accidentally put you in a shopping cart and that went rolling down the street, almost ran into the traffic, all because he got distracted by a woman on the street. But you're allowed to party for however long you want and he won't tell on you and all the stupid shit you do, if you don't tell the others about the shopping cart incident.

OR

I had talked about a scenario long ago where Dionysius goes to the human realm, passes out and an adult reader brings him inside her house because she doesn't want him to be run over by a vehicle like her parents did when she was young. When reader helps Dionysius a couple of times, he promises that he'll take care of her and reader jokingly says "ok dad" and then Dionysius swears on river Styx that he'll be your dad, best parent ever😤 Only reader thinks he's joking, because he can't be a god and doesn't know that river styx promises are binding.

So when Dionysius zaps her to Olympus with her, her world is turned upside down. She's crying and hyperventilating because this has got to be an acid trip. Dionysius tries not to drink away for the first couple of days to comfort you. And he honestly is such a great dad, the kinda laid back, cool, always wearing sunglasses and rarely has his tits covered. He is lowkey protective of you, but he definitely does follow you around like a shadow when you're not in his palace. He is very possessive of you, does not like that the other gods are being so kind towards you because that'll run the risk of you seeing them as parental figures and he does not want that.

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Greek Mythology

Zeus:

Yandere Zeus punishing defiant reader

Platonic Yandere Zeus x Poseidon x toddler reader x Hades

Hera:

Hera tries to harm Yandere Zeus's darling

Platonic Yandere Hera x toddler reader

Platonic Yandere Hera x reader x Yandere Hercules

Platonic Yandere Hera x pregnant reader x Yandere Hercules

Hades:

Yandere Hades x Toddler reader who hates pomegranates

Platonic Yandere Persephone x reader x Hades part 2

Platonic Yandere Zeus x Poseidon x Toddler reader x Hades

Bread Baby

Persephone:

Platonic Yandere Persephone x reader x Hades

Yandere Perseus x Medusa reader

Ares:

Yandere Ares Headcanons

Platonic Yandere Ares with baby reader

Yandere Ares goes to war with baby reader

Poseidon:

Platonic Yandere Zeus x Poseidon x Toddler reader x Hades

Hercules:

Platonic Yandere Hercules

Platonic Yandere Hera x reader x Yandere Hercules

Yandere Hercules headcanons

Platonic Yandere Hera x pregnant reader x Yandere Hercules

Dionysius:

Platonic Yandere Dionysius

Hestia:

Platonic Yandere Hestia

Artemis:

Yandere sister Artemis

Perseus and Medusa:

Platonic Yanderes Perseus and Medusa x reader

Platonic Yandere Medusa Vs Platonic Yandere Rei

Check out my complete MASTERLIST here!

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I wonder how having obsessive deities like the Greek pantheon as friends are? Like they are all yanderes squabbling for my attention and affection.

Platonic yandere greek gods?

Hmm, well I can tell you Apollo, Hermes and Dionysius are the most fun friends to have.

Hera, Hades, and Demeter are super protective mom friends.

Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis are the most possessive friends, always fighting for your attention.

Persephone and Ares are the chaotic friends.

Athena, Hephasteus and Thanatos are the laid back, quiet friends.

Send specific scenarios for greek gods. I like them💖