#yandere lives in my head rent free

[might-abandon-but-idk-yet]

Yk what goes hard? X red flag, but U don't try to fix them.

[dystopyx-blog]

Somebody with 0 social awareness x someone with GOD LEVEL social awareness. 0 says/does stuff that baffles everyone else but God level is so in tune with everything and everyone that they just know exactly wth 0 is trying to communicate.

Was gonna make this a general like prompt thingie but then I thought....... jade x reader

Jade x autistic reader

Ohhhhh we're going back to Stuck in twst without meds because yes

Jade seems to just intuitively understand everything you do and say, not even from like studying you, he genuinely is just on that same wavelength as you. Like he may view floyd as derp face and Azul as anime², but he gets you. Like it's at the point where Like sometimes when you get frustrated failing to communicate you find yourself wishing he was there.

Floyd is similar but to a lesser extent, especially because sometimes he's not in the mood to translate for you and when he's in those moods you're basically just fucked sorry

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Your last story about virgin reader was amazing. Do u think after that she would get kinda addicted to doing it with könig and he just happy to show her all the moves with tips and tricks sometimes make she cry because shes too oversimulated 😼 have a nice day 💕

Asdfgjs anons you can't just drop stuff like this in my inbox and then simply walk away… No but seriously speaking I love how both of you imagine König overstimulating the shit out of our poor sweet innocent reader because that's exactly what he would do!!

Now having branded her as his, König wants to show her everything, teach and guide and introduce her to the world of pleasure – it’s basically his duty now that he has taken her purity.

Man gets so addicted to pleasing her (especially when there's no other form of distraction or activity for him to throw himself into), and because he's super petty and competitive he has to overdo himself every time; show her something new, take things a little bit further, pry a new noise out of her... Suddenly, it’s not about getting his needs satiated; it’s about making her cum, louder and harder, or better yet make her cum two times. Three times. Make her squirt or cry, make her shatter so that she can’t even walk (and therefore, can’t leave him.)

And he doesn't have to do anything else but wait, because his pretty girl always comes back for more. She's practically begging with those soft eyes and shy attempts to flirt, even if she still insists on tiptoeing into his room with a book or a box of cute little cupcakes as her chaste excuse to visit. Usually those items end up sitting on his table, untouched, as he dedicates himself to eating her pussy instead. He even allows her to use him as a fucktoy – as humiliating as it sounds, he loves it when she straddles him and starts to use him in whichever way she wants. He doesn't even have to do anything: he gets to simply watch and enjoy the show.

And lord have mercy when his back gets better... He can finally show her how it feels to be taken by a real man.

[2smolbeans]

Hear Me Out:

Female grand admiral leviathan making fun of Lucifer and Diavolo's seemingly intimate dynamic when she herself if very snuggly and clingy towards her own secretary...

[the-grimm-writer]

Yandere! Hanma who beats up your boyfriend and looks at you with a grin on his face, telling you how you deserve so much better and should leave him for him.

Yandere! Hanma who is somehow always where you are and plays it off as a coincidence if you call him out on it, and crashes every date you go on with your boyfriend, always trying to pick a fight with him just because he likes how you get in the middle and beg him not to beat him up again (of course he still does, he just likes how adorable you look when you're desperate <3).

Yandere! Hanma who gifts you with luxurious jewelry and inappropriate things like lingerie, and warns you how he's gonna punish you once you're finally his whenever you throw them out.

Yandere! Hanma who gets tired of waiting for you and finally corners you, telling you that you're going to break up with that shitty "boyfriend" of yours because he wants to show the world who you really belong to or else he'll kill him and anyone who stands in the way between you.

Yandere! Hanma who overstimulates you until you cry, laughing as tears stream down your face, mocking that your ex must have never made you feel any pleasure if you can't handle going a couple of rounds with him <3

[after-witch]

I wanna know how you feel and think about alhaitham. How down bad are you for him? Do you amusedly roll your eyes when you read/hear him hes just a feeble scholar with a six packs you wanna paw and biceps that doesnt skip an arm day you wanna rest on??? Thanks!

Honestly, right now I think about Alhaitham only in the context of the dynamic @j0succ has crafted with him and Kaveh co-sharing a darling, which I've fallen head over heels with. Go read every post they've made on the topic because it really sticks to your gut.

But I think about Alhaitham mostly being overbearing and condescending and (in his reasoning) "academic" about it all.

All of your complaints are easily brushed off to him. You want to go home? You can't, your reputation is in disgrace and you could be arrested for fraud. (Nevermind that he's the one who arranged this.) You want to see your friends? Impossible, even if you weren't disgraced, they were the reason that you acted to irresponsibly in the first place, they're a bad influence on you. He's trying to better you, and it would undue all his progress.

You want to go outside? Ridiculous. Someone could see you. You could get hurt. You could try to run away. He'll rattle off all the ways you've been disobedient recently, and ask, does this sound like someone who can be trusted outside? Of course it doesn't.

(And if you are obedient and you do what he says, well, you wouldn't be asking to go outside at all, because he said you shouldn't go outside and you're supposed to view his word as law. So the mere act of asking shows that you aren't being good. It's a trap, really.)

His goal is to mold you into a better person--the person he wants you to be. Which is someone obedient and sweet and submissive, who looks at him with gratitude, who doesn't cry and whine and struggle when he tells you to undress or when he tells you to sit still and let him kiss you. Someone who profusely thanks him for letting you borrow paper and writing utensils, for buying you something that isn't Spartan and bare-bones. Someone who doesn't cry and ask him to let you go. Someone who trusts that he knows what's right, he's smarter, he's better suited to caring for you than you ever were for yourself.

But then, there's Kaveh--

Kaveh is always there to pick up the pieces of your broken life, wiping your tears, kissing your cheek, rubbing your back. You can sit right with him on the sofa and cry about how you miss your friends and family, you miss the feel of grass, you miss the fresh air, you miss your life.

And that's okay, he'll cluck and hush you and hold you, and in a few hours you'll have a vase of some gorgeous wildflowers sourced from a market that plucks them in Avidya forest, a new book that you mentioned earlier that Alhaitham refused to buy for you because you told him he's a creepy fuck the night before. He'll snuggle with you and read it to you, if you want? And you could use some alone time, but you feel more beholden to Kaveh than is healthy (he went out of his way to get these things, knowing that Alhaitham is going to be mad about it, how could you turn down his request?) so you let him curl up with you and rest your head against his chest.

And if Alhaitham walks in and visibly bristles at the way you snuggle into Kaveh's embrace, the way you don't try to squirm out of his arms, is it such a bad thing to enjoy it? You have so little to enjoy nowadays, after all.

[recreationalfanfics]

Hello!♡

First of all~ I love how you write!💕 You're absolutely talented.✨️ I'm also so in love with your yandere!Loki~ Could you maybe see yourself writing a sequel to this or any other yandere headcanons about Loki in general?

Have a lovely day!♡

OKAY, SO I DEF WANT TO WRITE A SEQUEL I JUST HAVEN'T HAD AN IDEA BUT I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO WRITE ABOUT MY YANDERE LOKI! Just to let you know; I'm not gonna go in too heavy with the punishment stuff just bc I'm not good at writing that yet, lol.

Yandere! Loki Headcanons:

- At first, he's basically like regular Loki except for the fact he isn't afraid to let you know that he's highkey obsessed with you.

- In general, he is a bipolar Yandere.

- He loves you so tenderly and gets filled with these new sickly sweet thoughts of romance that didn't interest him before but now that YOU are in the picture, it makes his heart leap.

- Sometimes he hates you and gives you the cold shoulder, avoiding you and getting frustrated at the mere mention of your name because HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIM FEEL SO WEAK AND VULNERABLE!? THAT'S NOT FAIR. AND YOU HAVE THE A U D A C I T Y TO NOT BE AS OBSESSED WITH HIM AS HE IS WITH YOU? outrageous!

- Other times he's a mix of the two, where he just gives you the cold shoulder and expects you to approach him and when you leave him alone then he gets more annoyed because THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO DO.

- Then there are times where he's completely stoic faced and just...watches you. Even when you can't see him, you can feel his eyes burning into him. When you aren't around, he's still quiet and looks distant yet focused on something, nothing can catch his attention for too long and even Thor and Odin are off put by his behavior because, well, he's never like this.

- He'll only react to your name or voice, but if he sees you aren't there or you're talking to someone who isn't him then he gets bitter and goes into his more sour moods. If you are there or you are talking to him directly, then he'll be over the moon and float over to you right away!

- Touchy guy, honestly. It doesn't matter whether you're a God or Human, he doesn't see you as either, he only sees you as his. Something that belongs to him. So he won't, like, full on grope you but he will pull you into hugs, put his arms around your waist and his head on your shoulder, or playing with your hair no matter what length it is and other things like that.

- Sometimes he might touch you more intimately, such as putting a hand on your thigh, cupping your face in his hands, and overall just testing to see how far you'll allow him to go before you get upset and move away from him. Again, he mostly just thinks its funny to make you a little uncomfortable at times.

- You honestly don't know if its lust, love, or hatred that he feels for you and it genuinely gives you a headache just thinking about it.

- Easily possessive and jealous as a Yandere as well. For example, if you were ranting to him about Poseidon being a dick then he'll frown and grab your face and make you look at him and say: "You're talking about him too much, I don't like it." before letting you go, so you just awkwardly change the subject to something else that might keep his interest or maybe make him the topic and he's back to being his jovial and playful self.

- With that being said, if you have someone else you're romantically interested in, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AS BEST AS YOU CAN. SHOVE THOSE FEELINGS DEEP INSIDE YOU AND LET THEM DIE. Because once Loki finds out, he's outraged.

- If they're human, he will kill them, Ragnarok be damned. If they're a God and they're more stronger than him, he knows he won't be able to kill them but he'll pester them and use his shape-shifting abilities to change into you and make sure they never want to be near you again. He doesn't feel bad when you cry, after all, YOU'RE the one who should apologize for hurting HIM.

- Loki himself also doesn't realize how deep his feelings for you go, he can't process them and it confuses him and frustrates him and excites him all the same.

- He originally thought you were just a passing obsession, that someday he'd get bored of you just like everything else and then leave you alone. But that day never came and it looks like it won't ever happen each day he wakes up and thinks of you as his very first thought.

- Your love, your hatred, your sadness, your happiness. He's a greedy God who wants all of it, all of you. Truly, if you have him obsessed with you, then you just have the worst luck in the universe.

[hsakuras]

If you think that Childe isn’t capable of being any crazier he WILL prove you wrong.

[weebsinstash]

Ughhhh ok but I started thinking about, what if you took some of these werewolf pack bond/mate bond/family bond mechanics from all these audiobook stories I've been binging and apply it to like normal people, and of course yanderes but like, specifically to ABO stuff and it's making me SO unhealthy 😩❤️

-obviously yandere mate x darling who doesn't want them is a must, and add the mate bond into that mix. You think an obsessed stalker is bad? Now imagine the sheer possessiveness and intensifying of that obsession because you ARE literally 'made for each other'. Like honestly, having someone who can basically sense your general direction and overall mood at any given time, who is naturally attracted to you and your personal scent, who is supposed to be your destined soulmate? Have fun trying to get away! It isn't going to happen but good luck trying!

-platonic yandere forming literal familial bonds with you. You get scooped up and start getting taken care of, and after you've been all pampered and spoiled and cuddled a while, slept in their home, eating their food, wearing clothing provided by them, suddenly your scent starts intermingling with those of your "new family". Whatever typically-Alpha parental figure is projecting their delusion on you just calls you their pup fully unironically, them and your 'siblings' eventually being able to sense your emotions when they're near you and being viciously protective as if you're blood

-you start presenting as Omega and your "family" just starts enthusiastically "protecting your chastity". No sex! No partners! You are clearly A Sweet Innocent Smol Fragile Little Bean and obviously anyone who so much as smiles at you is CLEARLY a predator rapist threat that has to be dealt with immediately and often violently. God forbid if you so much as hug someone and some of their scent transfers onto you because suddenly they're getting jumped in an alley being full on interrogated on 'what their intentions are'

-some people just like, actively ignoring that your mate is clearly insane and even side-eyeing YOU because "ugh that's your mate and they're even an Alpha, of course they're going to be a little possessive of you 🙄 bruh them wanting to be physically touching you all the time and not even liking when doctors touch you is NORMAL 😤"

-imagine you're just minding your own goddamn business and some twink walks up to you, "oh my gosh, my fated mate, and you're an Omega, we're gonna have lots of babies together ❤️ " and they like. Literally have a 404 Error Message when you're instantly "actually I don't even want kids and I don't like that you just waltzed up to me automatically expecting it when we don't know each other. Red flag + L + ratio + I reject you + you've got small dick energy anyways"

I just think the whole "your scent/aura changes with your moods and if someone knows you really well they can basically always know how you're feeling" concept can have such deliciously creepy applications 🥰

[astolfofo]

so. y’all mofos refuse to write for him, huh. 

there is a criminal lack of content for him and it hurts me. 

[tara-the-quiet-bookworm-2016]

I think when I finish my Yandere! Graves fic I'm gonna start working on my Yandere! Price fic. Where he obsesses over and hunts down his Ex-wife who left him.

[jeetlebeetle]

Or Alastor would say “Well excuuuusee meee, my queen!” To Lilith with his radio voice. 😂😂😂 that made my day!

I also think of anime AU that Alastor as a teenage human, and Lilith as teenage human as well. This gives me off popular boy and yandere girl couple vibes. ✨🌸✨

LMFAOOOOOOO that gave me a good cackle! 😂😂😂

Omfg u mean like Yandere Simulator where Alastor is Senpai and Lilith is Anako (i think thats yan-chan’s name)? Lilith just Battle Royale-ing a bunch of teens over the SINGULAR AROACE PERSON is so fucking funny like even if she wins he still wouldnt wanna be with her— all of that work for NOTHING!! 😂😂

[honeyandbiscuitandtea-cafe]

Can someone please spoil me on what happens in chapter 2 of you and him because I wanna play the game but I'm to broke to afford Patreon like or just talk about it in general with me I've been hyper fixating on it for a while but I have no one to talk to about it

[honeykngdom]

I really need to drop some more yandere!suguru content

[obsessed-loverboy]

regardless of if I'm awake or asleep, you're in every dream I have, every dream I care about anymore, at least. it'd be one thing if you were just in my dreams or waking thoughts but you're everywhere ♡, darling. you've made my brain addicted to you and now I'm going through withdrawals

take some fucking responsibility, won't you? please? don't just leave me here! lock my collar with the same beautiful smile that locked away my heart ♡

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

Yandere Dazai and Yandere Chuuya are also living rent free in my head so much. Just like mmm yummy yummy! I really wanna write for them too but i need to work on my blog and setting up the masterlists!!