#yandere nandor

[hotpinkboots]

Oh. My. God. Hi there!!! I’ve been desperately trying to find others who still love WWDITS and write for them so when I came across your post I almost screamed. Can I get Yandere Nadja x Female!Familiar?

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~Yandere!𝕹𝖆𝖉𝖏𝖆 x Fem!Familiar!Reader Headcanons~

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OH. OH HONEY. I had to throw my phone on the couch when I saw this request so I could squeal and wave my hands around. Had me giggling and kicking my feet irl, babes SOMEONE COME SPAM MY INBOX WITH NADJA REQUESTS I'LL KISS YOU

Summary: You're Nadja's stupid little baby. Do I need to explain further

Note(s): I do not watch What We Do In The Shadows episode for episode, I usually skip around. Due to this, some events in the show or the way I portray the characters may be a bit mixed up or off.

Warning(s): Yandere behavior, possessive behavior, gaslighting, guilt tripping, manipulation, objectifying the reader, violence, blood, a little bit of (but not much) sexual content, ect.

~Enjoy~

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𝕹𝖆𝖉𝖏𝖆

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~Nadja has a LOT of big feelings, and she WILL make them known, no matter what the situation is.

~It may not be obvious what she's feeling, but when she's feeling something then everyone is going to feel it, too.

~If she's angry, you had better NOT be caught in the line of fire. If she's sad, she's going to either whine and sulk for attention, or she'll lash out. Emotions vary. She could seem one way when she's really only acting like that because on the inside she's feeling another way.

~So, she's a very hard person to read despite the fact that she speaks her mind without having much of a filter.

~The same goes for how she treats you.

~Her stupid familiar who just follows along with whatever is happening. Her useless human pet who has the HONOR to even be in her presence and clean up after her.

~Treats you like you're her stupid dog.

~She'll degrade you one day, and be giggly with you the next.

~Oh, but don't get too friendly with her, or she'll be annoyed by you. But, make sure you interact just enough, because if you don't, she'll get after you and try to make you entertain her. Ah, yes, but don't try TOO hard to make her happy, either, because you'll get on her nerves.

~The point is that you feel like you're walking on eggshells 24/7.

~She can't decide if she wants you to wear something gorgeous and grand to have you match with her, or if she wants to have you wear ugly baggy clothing so you don't look seem as gorgeous as she does.

~Then she thinks that it'll make HER look bad if you're not dressed up, so she's going to make you wear all the stuff she does so you don't look like you just recently escaped from the sewers after swimming in shit and piss.

~Of course, she might scold you and smack you with the hair brush if you tell her something she's doing with your hair is hurting your scalp.

~But then Nadja saw you smiling in the mirror when she was finished. You looked so gorgeous. So excited to be dressed up like that.

~Suddenly, she wished she could see herself in the mirror beside you.

~Laszlo will join in, too, so all three of you match.

~If you ever have a fight with her, her reactions come in phases.

~First, she'll snap at you and call you names and demand you get out. It's unclear if she means get out of the room, or out of the house, but the point is that she does NOT want to see you after an argument.

~Second, she'll rant and be absolutely furious for awhile.

~Third, she gets upset at herself because she made her own familiar upset. She denies being upset at herself by being a bitch to everybody and claiming they did something wrong, even if they were just standing there.

~Nandor probably got yelled at for just existing or something idk

~Colin Robinson feeds off of all this drama of course.

~Fourth, Nadja decides it's your fault for whatever happened, and she'll cry and run away or something just to get your attention. Will sulk until you're the one to apologize.

~And lastly, once you apologize, she realizes the apology sounds wrong coming from YOUR lips instead of hers, since she was probably the one being a drama queen and making a big deal out of nothing.

~Does not know how the hell to apologize very well but she'll kind of try.

~Nadja will start giving you more cute (sometimes weird) nicknames after that.

~Once she REALLY gets attached and decides she likes you, she'll be silly with you and gossip. She DEMANDS a girl night.

~You're like her pet, now, and will literally go as far as petting your head.

~Does she ever think about putting you in a collar that makes your throat look extra delicious, with a leash attached so she can tug you along and coo at you?

~Absolutely.

~She will beat the absolute shit out of anybody who looks at you the wrong way.

~More than willing to rip open someone's ribs so she can tear out their heart and stomp on it.

~Then she shows you and expects you to be like "wow Nadja you did that for me thank you!"

~Or if you have a terrified reaction, she'll be confused as hell. She just killed someone for you? Hello? That's the ultimate way to show someone you love them, isn't it? Literally be willing to tear people apart for them?

~But she'll baby you and give you a hug, anyway.

~"He was a big stupid asshole, my love, didn't you see the way he looked at you? He deserved to die!"

~Then she'd look back at the bloody scene and point down at the body and yell "He was a PIECE OF OLD PIG SHIT!"

~And then would go back to babying you and giving you all the reasons why the person who looked at you wrong deserved to die

~She has done something like that on multiple occasions and would never be afraid of doing it again.

~Nadja most likely wouldn't make you a vampire for an extremely long time (by that I mean she might literally not do it in time, you might be dead by the time she even decided to consider it 💀. Or, if something awful happens to you and you're on your death bed and she decides she needs you to be immortal for her.)

~She wants you to always be her cute little familiar who comes when called, not her fellow vampire who doesn't work under her anymore.

~If you ever had a one night stand, she's fine with that, and would have everybody in the house sit down so they could listen to you tell them (in detail) everything that happened. You aren't getting out of that one.

~But she would be very jealous if you had a boyfriend/girlfriend, rather than just a fling.

~If you fall in love with anybody, know ahead of time that she's going to consider either murdering them, or at the very least, treating them badly.

~She would try to chase them away by somehow getting them to believe you said something about them that you actually didn't say.

~Then she'd comfort you about your "break up", pretending to be shocked about what happened, as though she didn't plan that.

~Unfortunately for her, she isn't a very good actress, and it's a bit obvious that she was the one who made that happen.

~If you then demanded to know WHY she did that to you, she'd finally admit it in a moment of anger and fear that you found out.

~"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I did that for YOU! They weren't good for you, my darling, why the FUCK don't you understand?!"

~Nadja is most definitely a dangerous yandere. She can be just as volatile and demanding as she can be doting and silly.

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Nadja is my favorite character to write as a yandere omg

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[weepingchronicles]

Could i request headcanons for a platonic/parental yandere laszlo (wwdits) with a human teen familiar reader?

platonic yandere laszlo with familiar reader headcanons!

thank you so much for requesting! laszlo is one of my favs especially in the newer seasons

tw/cw: yandere themes, implied murder, manipulation, lmk if i missed something!

when laszlo first got you as his familiar he didn't expect much, he assumed you'd be like everyone else, desperate to become a vampire

his obsession starts small, he never realized how young you actually are until one day...

laszlo calls you several times before finally searching for you, he starts to lecture you for ignoring him- until he sees you crying

a pang hits his undead heart and he insists you tell him what is wrong

you explain to him that your parents are threatening to kick you out or send you somewhere else because of your lacking grades and how you've been out all the time doing god knows what.

laszlo knows it is his fault and for once he feels guilty for his actions. here he has you working almost 24/7 and you haven't been taking care of your future because you believe theres a chance for you to become a vampire.

from then on laszlo makes sure to pamper you a bit more, he lets you take time off from being a familiar and if nadja or nandor yell at you for someone he makes sure to step in to defend you.

nadja complains that he is becoming too soft for a human but she just doesn't see how vulnerable and young you are. laszlo always agrees with nadja except when it comes to you.

with more free time you start studying and getting your grades up in high school, your parents still reprimand you for staying out all night but you ignore them.

even though laszlo is the one who let you have more time to yourself he cant help but miss your presence, he never realized how much he liked you.

he invites you over to study more even though he is so bad at any modern day education. the only thing he really aids in is english and history but you can't really put him as a reputable source.

laszlo eventually gets sick of you being away for too long and kind of acts out as a way to bring you back more often

he kills more and leaves the bodies everywhere, purposefully breaks things without saying anything(just forget guillermo in this)

your grades drop once again because of your increasing duties, even getting detention a couple times for always being late.

your parents threaten to kick you out again and they finally do. you run to laszlo crying about the whole situation.

laszlo acts completely oblivious as he consoles you, saying they were never real parents to you anyway, your home is here with him.

you move in with laszlo, creating a little cozy bedroom for yourself in the basement.

you end up dropping out of school, tending to only your familiar duties and besides who needs education when you're gonna be a vampire?

oh, and you don't have to worry about your parents trying to find you, laszlo payed them a little visit and their entire house was burnt to the ground the next day, the cops never found an actual reason how.

laszlo feels a little guilty especially since he never plans on turning you, but he uses it whenever you get too fed up with his antics.

if you do actually try to leave? ..who is to say what he might do to keep you?  🤷 

[deadthingposting]

*clears throat"

Guillermo de la Cruz counts as a yandere, Nandor the relentless counts as a tsundere

Goodnight

[grossrottie]

OOH I just discovered a new selfship. I’m gonna make a s/i in the What We Do in the Shadows universe!!

They’re a familiar, of course. They’re loyal and subservient to their master, while also cheeky.

They’re 99.99% human!

They’re not necessarily impatient, but it’s a similar situation to Guillermo’s in canon. They want to become a vampire and they’re very determined, but their respective masters are withholding it.

However after every few toxic, yandere scenes, their master will oblige by feeding and taking only a drop or two of blood—not enough for a full or even a substantial partial turning.

I was considering self shipping with Nandor, but he’s a bit too…hm. I’m not sure. Not toxic enough :P so I’m gonna make an original character to self ship with!!! This is new for me, it might be weird but it made me v happy to think about

[peoplesgraves]

Fresh Meat

Yandere Wwdits X Witch Reader

“I don’t understand why we need a new roommate.” Nadia glares as Nandor obviously upset at the thought of yet another annoying housemate.

Nandor shrinks behind Guillermo the tiniest bit to avoid Nadja’s fury. “Well we’ve all been together a long time. It’s gotten a little stale and I think some fresh meat is just what we need. Right Lazlo?”

Both Nadia and Nandor look around for the other vampire before Guillermo speaks up. “He out attending to his…garden. Said he ‘couldn’t be fucked’ with this roommate thing.”

Nadia rolls her eyes and Nandor bears his fangs in a displeased frown. “The bloody donkey is leaving me to do it all on my own?”

“Fucking guy.”

The three sit in silence for a few minutes until there’s a knock on the door. “Ah the first applicant must be here. Guillermo go and fetch Lazlo, we should all do this together.”

Nadja begrudgingly stands to open the door. Her fingers ghost the knob but she stops short, speaking again. “Tell him if he doesn’t get in here, I’ll kill him”

Guillermo disappears outside and finally the string of prospective roommates begins. After almost 3 hours, the 3 vampires and even Guillermo are exhausted.

“Not one decent candidate in the whole lot. Not even a nice human so we could get a meal out of this.” Lazlo glares at Nandor “nice job Nandor”

Pretty soon the two are bearing fangs and hissing at each other while Nadja ignores them and Guillermo can only deadpan at the camera. The three vampires don’t notice as the door creaks open and one last candidate steps inside.

“Master? Master!”

“What Guillermo? Is this who you are now, yelling at your master?” Nandor looks equal parts annoyed and hurt but with both Lazlo and Nadja it’s pure annoyance.

Guillermo merely points to the new presence. Long past being upset with the vampires behavior.

the vampires scrutinize you carefully. It’s obvious that you’re not like them but you’re not fully like Guillermo either. You’re a different creature entirely.

Both Nandor and Lazlo are mesmerized by you right away while Nadja is a bit more stubborn. She too is drawn to you but still she manages to keep her wits. “No way. No way am I living with a fucking witch.”

“It’s either her or the guy with the tentacles” each vampire makes a face at the thought. So disgusted by the idea that they dont even bother asking you questions or do anything more than glance at your application.

It’s Lazlo who speaks first, something he’ll surely get earful for from his wife later. “Welcome to the house!”

Each vampire can feel their non existent heart beats speed up at the smile you give them.

[tornasundertoha]

one reason i love guillermo dela cruz as a character so much is that he's so fucked up. at S1 when we get introduced to him we think he's forced to make all these killings and stuff bc he's indebted to his master. and we think he's a poor little fuck but the seasons roll on and WHOA this fucking guy has the blood lust of a serial killer. he's my manic pixie dream girl and is both a tsundere and a yandere at the same time. he will make you a sandwich. he will kill you for looking at his man. he will kill HIS MAN if he double crosses him. he's mad jacked. he made matching stuffies of him and nandor. he's a hopeless romantic. his idea of solving problems is just killing people. he's insane. i love him.

[purplehawke]

catching up on wwdits s3 and I’m DYING at Guillermo’s yandere energy in this “nandor joins a wellness cult” episode 😭😭😭

[tortellini-tankini]

Made some playlists 🦇