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sparklingichigo · 3 years
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Ova II - Time Travel
Haha, jokes on Barbatos, those three are still going for this time travel. He needs a raise, man, poor Barb.
Barbatos: Okay, one rule, don't meet yourselves, especially interacting with them.
Solomon: Got it!
With that, Barbatos moves them to the past where Simeon was not close with Haruka and still dating Satan. Of course, as we can see, they have a pretty beautiful relationship if we put aside Satan's anger. Now....to put the past selves to sleep.
Barbatos: [sigh and did what he can to cause the past selves to sleep]
Solomon: What about the body?
Barbatos: I'll handle it! Go!
The three humans go in different directions. Solomon enters the purgatory hall since that's where he's supposed to be. While Haruka and Ichigo go to the house of lamentation. On their way, unfortunately, they met a particular tall demon.
Ichigo, internally: Sht-
Beel: Oh, you're home already! Luke is looking for you.
Ichigo: Oh really? Where is he?
Beel: Well, he did go to our house, and he dropped these [shows a basket]
Ichigo: Oh! More desserts, alright then. You can have them if you want :D
Beel: Are you sure?
Ichigo: Yep, I'm still a little busy now, but I'm sure to join you!
Beel: oh..okay then :D
With that, Haruka and Ichigo finally escaped Beel. Now onto the mission. This was days before the exam where Ichigo, Haruka, Satan, and Solomon are supposed to be in the library taking books, and that's the exact moment Simeon keeps on texting Haruka to come to purgatory hall. So here they are, doing exactly what happened in that time frame, but this time Haruka shuts down her phone so Simeon won't be able to reach her.
Ichigo, internally: Good choice
Haruka: Right? This way, Simeon won't be able to contact me, and Satan wouldn't be annoyed.
Solomon: That's smart
Satan confusedly stares at these three humans in real life because they suddenly blanked out in the middle of the library.
Satan: Are you guys okay?
Ichigo: Yeah, yeah, we're fine!
Satan: Alright. Haruka, come this way [drags Haruka away by her hand]
Haruka: Eh? Why?
Satan: The history section is this way. Those are magical books. They're for Ichigo and Solomon.
Haruka: Ah... Alright^^
As Haruka gets dragged, she can hear Solomon and Ichigo cackling in her head.
Solomon: Okay, now imagine that but Simeon-
Ichigo: nooo [cackling hard]
Solomon: I think we'll see the day Simeon dragging her around like that.
Ichigo: It'd be too funny-
Haruka: Can yall stop;-;
Ichigo and Solomon: [still cackling]
Ichigo: Okay, I think we gotta stop. The librarian is staring at us
Solomon: Oh yea-
The two finally get out of the telepathic chatroom, leaving Haruka alone. In the history session of the library, Satan is, of course, collecting books for her and putting them into a trolley.
Haruka: That's a lot of books...
Satan: Oh, don't worry, you're only getting around 10% of those. The others are for me to read^^
Haruka: I see... [sweat drops]
After collecting the books, Haruka also finds some books exciting, but she can't reach them because of her height. She keeps jumping, trying to get that until she finds Satan behind her and goes for the book.
Satan: Here you go^^
Haruka: Thanks.... [realizes they're close] Uhm-
Haruka's heart is beating quite fast while the man behind her? He looks as smug as ever.
Satan: Well then, indeed. Didn't know you'd press back against me-
Haruka: What- no! No, I didn't! Can we just get a seat? Please?
Satan: Sure^^. Didn't know I'd seen you as red as a tomato. Adorable- [walks away like nothing happened]
Somewhere Solomon and Ichigo are cackling again. This is one hell of a funny time travel. Of course, they'll probably get punished by Barbatos for not doing the mission, but it's hilarious-
Haruka: Just shut up!
Ichigo: It's too funny, help-
Solomon: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Haruka: Shut it, Solomon!
Solomon: I can't help it, it's too funny! I mean, it's more fun this way, isn't it? You have more thrill in your relationship-
Ichigo: Ah yes, the sexual tension-
Haruka: What-
Ichigo: What?
Solomon: I-
Suddenly Haruka hears footsteps and a concerned Satan in front of her.
Satan: Haruka, aren't you coming?
Haruka: Y-yeah! I am! I'm just getting this book-
Satan: Okay, come on, your exam is tomorrow, right?
Haruka: Y-yeah o///o
Somewhere, Simeon is trying his best to contact Haruka, but nothing is working until he finds Barbatos by his door.
Simeon: Barbatos?
Barbatos: Hello^^ Do you mind some tea?
Simeon: Oh sure, I'm free^^
Barbatos: Perfect, the Lord is inviting you for some tea today^^
Simeon: He is? Why hasn't he contacted me?
Barbatos: He sent me instead^^. Come along.
With that, Simeon and Barbatos go to the Demon Lord's castle to have tea together. Mission 1, done! Now back to the library, Haruka and Satan learn together, and there is no sign of Ichigo and Solomon.
Haruka:...Are Ichigo and Solomon coming with us?
Satan: Guess not. Perhaps they're on their own section. So, any questions besides that?
Haruka: So... Michael is the one who stabbed Lucifer, throwing him all the way here. What about the others?
Satan: I don't think it's stated here. Let's go find another book, maybe with more details, perhaps this.
Haruka: ...that's a bible-
Satan: I know-
Haruka: How are you not burned?!
Satan: Nah, Nah, I'm joking. It's a casual book. It does look a lot like those Christian bibles I see in the human world. They are pretty interesting, I must say.
Haruka: What do you mean?
Satan: They have interesting stories, but I hate that they view Lucifer and me as the same being. But anyway, that's not why we're here.
The day went on casually. Luckily Haruka and Simeon still don't end up together since Simeon is busy thanks to Barbatos or Solomon, perhaps Michael as well, but he's swamped. Haruka is, of course, still happily dating Satan even though he got offended a lot, but it's all good since he's trying his best to be better.
But now it's time to go back to the future. Once Barbatos and the humans are back, Haruka finds her ring turning into an emerald stone with a diamond surrounding it.
Haruka:...
Satan: Babe!! Dinner is ready!! [entering the room unannounced]
Haruka: Huh?
Satan: What's wrong?
Haruka: It's nothing, it's the ring...
Satan: What's wrong with it? Is it not your taste?
Haruka: N-no, it's fine. I just find it pretty as always^^
Satan: Aww, okay then^^
Lucifer: Is she up for dinner yet? It's Ichigo's turn today, so I'm sure the food is trusted-
Haruka: I am, I am! Hold on! [finally gets out of her room]
But once she's out, she doesn't find Simeon and the other angels. She looks around, trying to find the angels, but none of them are there.
Satan: What's wrong?
Haruka: Did we travel with the angels?
Satan: Oh, we did^^ They're just quite busy today since there is a lot of work up there. They'll be here soon.
Haruka: I see...
Satan: Come on, I think they're back already.
Haruka: Okay, let's go^^
As they walk to the dining room, the two pass by Barbatos, calling for Lord Diavolo. Barbatos gives her a code that they succeed with the mission. The two of them finally sit down at the dining table. The conversation starts with Asmo,
Asmo: So, Beel, when are you proposing to Ichigo-
Ichigo: Eh?!
Beel: What? [chokes on his food]
Lucifer: [tries not to laugh]
Belphie: pfft-
Solomon: Yeah, when?
Levi: She can't wait anytime longer. You guys have been dating for 1 year!
Mammon: I can help if yall need some jewelry advice!
Lucifer: I'd certainly not trust you with this kind of thing!
Mammon: Oh, come on!
Ichigo: [laughs nervously] I don't think we're ready for that...
Beel: You're not?
Ichigo; What- Uh- o///o I mean if you are...
Beel: We'll see^^
Ichigo: Shut it and just eat your food >///>
Suddenly the door was opened with the angels finally done with their work up there, including Luke.
Luke: We're baaaacck!!!
Haruka: Oh! You guys are back!
Simeon: We are ^^ Oh my, that's a lot of food, who cooked all this? :o
Diavolo: Ichigo and Barbatos, as always^^ Such an outstanding performance as always Barbatos.
Barbatos: All the best for you, M'lord ^^
Simeon: Well, if it's Barbatos and Ichigo, I'm sure it's delicious! Come on, Luke, let's dig in!
Luke: Yay!
That night ends with a peaceful dinner as everyone has fun. Luckily, Simeon has 0 feelings for Haruka and is now more focused on taking care of Luke and being a pure angel. Haruka and Satan are now happily engaged and are now planning their wedding soon.
Asmo: Wedding? I'm glad you asked. I've planned this since day one- [throws in a big binder]
Satan: What-
Haruka: oh my goodness!
Asmo: I know, come on, let's start discussing!
Yeah, that's pretty much the result of the time travel clownery. Guess, either way, Haruka gets her happiness, which is good for her. Also, kudos to Satan for making the relationship more thrilling.
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theday · 7 years
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tagged by @ikyh and @younghyuuns ill be doing both sets !! :D thank you both for tagging me!! this got long so yall dont hav 2 read <3
ru?? rushee’s set!! me: wow ru does not sound like rushee at all ? djsjdhhjd im dumb but i realize now
i. do u believe in astrology? whats ur sign and do u line up with the features usually attributed to it?
fucc... i guess i do ;-0...... and yeah i think?????? like they say capricorns are cold bitches and funny nd im like ya thats me... but they also say we’re hard workers and im like uh.. dont know abt that karen !
ii. what’s ur favorite pair of socks?
bbbbbbb..... socks huh...... i guess my ankle ones? there are also socks that have actual designs on them and those r usually thicker.. keep my feets safe! most of them have pkmn designs bc.. yeah... love the poke mans
iii. what’s a food that reminds you of a specific moment/memory?
i could think of anythiing and get reminded of one situation if that makes sense.. but i thought of pineapple..pizza... anyway the memory isnt anythngn special its just me staring at my delicious hawaiian pizza..... at my favourite pizza place.... love that shit
iv. what’s the longest you’ve gone without sleeping?
i dont have the actual hours but the latest ive stayed up.. like willingly would be until 2am
v. how has ur taste in music changed throughout ur life?
went from 1d to 5so/s + other bands to utaite.... they cover vocaloid songs ig i never kno how2 explain what utaites r then 2 kpop.. but i still listen 2 bands + kpop and utaites.... so nothing much has changed ive just gone broader.. wider... expanded my tastes... 
vi. who’s ur fashion icon?
oh definitely kim wonpil
vii. what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done without realizing?
i breathe dumbass particles.. i cant think of one bc my brain probably blocked off all access to my horrifying past but ive been thinking abt how i used 2 send the boy i used 2 like 1d songs....................... 12 y/o old me rly thought. he’d listen.... 12 y/o me thought spamming him was a good idea glad ive learnt from that! 
viii. what’s something you want to brag about?
my grades but it didnt get me into psychology so nvm ! its still good though i didnt expect to get an A1 (hghest grade) for combined humanities since ive had a B my whole life without it i wouldnt be able to move on education wise lmao so thank god for that thanks cambridge thanks bell curve sunbaenim 
ix. when you imagine urself being happy in the future, where exactly are you (like the location!)?
oh definitely an apartment somewhere where its always windy and the curtains are always Moving and the sun just Shines in the room but its not that hot either its just full of warmth and yeah thats the dream maybe also walks in the park without having 2 worry abt sweating my pits out u kno! tldr anywhere but here
x. what’s something you’ve always wanted to own?
let me Think.... i dont need a lot/?? but id love hm.............. i want stability but realistically i want all the hh pcs from the code albums. 
xi. how’ve you been lately?
good good! i finished my *** fic and its. im proud of it though i know its not that good nd i can do better but its done ! and hm i could be going to see mx but asking my mum is stressing me out speaking of her she wont stop Coughing and she refuses to see the doctor ;-/ love those sleepless nights ! other than that i just want 2 get out and feel the sun ???/ wanna get out of this house yea but i need to be.. shady with my money i cant get a job because school is starting in a month and im going overseas again sometime next month so ! no ones gonna hire someone who can only work for 2 weeks at most dhzjhhs shouldve worked when i had the time dumbasses only
ok now falen
1. what’s been on your mind??
hm redacted feeling towards my mum but i cant say them bc itd be insensitive 
2. what are you looking forward to? 
mx? possibly but also finishing my enrolment papers
3. story time!: how and when did you get into day6!!!!!
fuck...... listen up LADS. 
ive told the same story like 10 times but im never gonna get tired of saying this shit bc i love miss boxy so much nd she deserves the appreciation anywy she introduced me 2 day6 after i saw this one (1) picture of brian in minion glasses and instantly i knew in that Fucking moment thatd id die for him. so i asked for the name of my murderer and was introduced to day6 whom frankly id never heard of b4 bdjhjh she sent me all their mvs and i still remember the night . i remember walking out of this japanese restaurant, twitter open, chat wiht boxy there and i was like.. interesting ill go listen when im home so i Did! and my mind was blown away bitch? i honest 2 god expected them to be a boy group,,, dancing and shit yknow? i didnt know k bands existed ! so as a previous 5/sos stan i was like wow. this??? this shit is 10/10 a fucking BANGER thats what i felt listening 2 i smile and just going :O over the fucking instruments so idk if how can i say was the last or second song but Damn. .. it made me scream thanks mister j** he rly dragged me by the collar of my shirt and threw me face first into Heaven so i watched everything i asked my friend for video recommendations and after boxy sent me a page with their face and names i was like this jae kid is 182 cm? wow gotta stan now im stupid and stupid for glasses and tall people so ! it happened bithc,, ugh i lov eday6 so much i remember binge watchng all their vlives after the july after party live (that being the first vlive i watched Ever in my entire life and i laghed so hard despite not understanding a damn thing) please id giv my heart and soul2 day6 im so happy with the way ive progressed as a myday :^( 
bonus when i first started stanning it was 26th june and shortly after i made a stan acc teasers were being dropped but i didnt kno why ppl were freaking out i remmeber seeing jae’s teaser nd going ? ok? its just a pic damn ;-/ and then eveeryone was like: dowoon! choker! me: wdhs? what
4. ????do you have any allergies????
did u think of jae and no i used to be allergic 2 dairy products but thats disappeared
5. a fond memory???
bowling with friends and im just a disaster of a friend im always so loud with them and i thank god everyday that they handle my energy ? i would cheer for them even if they got a gutter or whatever and when they got a strike id go clap like crazy i love my friends i also went i have the power of god and anime on my side before flinging the ball and theyd laugh despite not knowing what vine that was from i love my friends... psg if ur out there yall are the best x i miss hanigng out with them as a trio.. three of us :( 
6. do you paint your nails?? if so, what are your fave colors to use?? if not, why??  
thats so.. tiresome.......... dont u have 2 wait for it 2 dry and shit ? my mums always worried abt ruining the colour or some sht nd im like !!! okY!!!!!!! tldr its a pain in the ass
7. what are your favorite colors?? what are your fave colors to wear??
i like hte colour of the sky... all the colours........ yeah love that bithc and lately ive been wearing a lot of black shirts finally went out of my embarrassing colourful phase ! 
8. what languages would you like to learn?? for what reason(s)??
japanese nd korean jp because i listen to a lot of things in japanese and korean for the same reason but my priority would be jp even tho id love to communicate with my faves i just... yeah although im not exactly making an effort 2 learn bc im lazy but if i Could.... itd be those two
9. when you get stickers, do you use them or do you keep them??
DHDGFHDHDGDSJHJSJAKSSJHFHS THIS FEELS LIKE A CALL OUT???? i keep them......... 
10. are there any groups that you might get into/want to get into?
hm... well theres knk ive learnt their names and im finally able to put name 2 face so thats nice svt too if htey didnt have such large numbers... thats all for now i think?? i love evry girl group though i love gIRLS... 
11. how are you???
idk im constantly just fine?? not the im sad but im fine kind of fine im literally just neutral half the time wjhddshs wild 
both of your questions were really unique and i loved answering them thank you so much for tagging me and if youve read until the end thank you i hope you have a good day!
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