#yeah. yeah!

[binch-i-might-be]

fucked up thought of the day:

when Hamilton is on his deathbed, after the kids have already said their tearful goodbyes and he's been slipping farther and farther, Eliza notices him mumbling something. she leans in.

"Philip."

she assumes he's asking to see the baby, because she had asked Angelica to look after the little one while the rest of the kids came in to see their father. he would have been confused and upset, wouldn't have understood what was happening, why Papa couldn't hold him, and Eliza hadn't been able to even take the thought of it-

Alexander lifts his trembling hand, fingers outstretched. reaching. glassy eyes are fixed to a point just beyond Eliza's shoulder.

"Philip... Philip."

a shiver drips down her spine. she glances behind herself, tears blurring her vision. she sees nothing, of course.

Eliza clasps that reaching hand between both of hers.

Alexander passes mere hours later.

[avspol]

polnareff can cook. sure. but he canNOT follow a recipe. sure, ask him to make That One Recipe, he'll do it. hell, he'll exceed what he made last time. but show him simple directions in any language, and he will make the most DOGSHIT dubious food known to man or the fr*nch. he can somehow whip up macaroons in ten minutes flat without coconut at all, but show him a simple high-school level chocolate chip cookie recipe and he will return with a small brick denser than the sun.

SO FUCKING REAL

[pistachi0art]

What do u think abt people approaching suddenly with the intention of being friends ? I don't know how that works so I have to as k

If u r ok with it around what age r u ok with interacting for dat? (*´-`)

Hmmm I’m not really sure? Ig if ppl wanna be friends we gotta sort of work our way up in contact? Like uhh talking through dms/posts n’ stuff. Ppl who just kinda hop in and I start interacting with I consider mutuals (moots) and then I work my way up with time to friends.

There’s not a specific time frame? I just sorta feel I become friends with someone eventually, and it’s a mutual understanding of friendship ig.

So if someone approaches me with the intention of friendship, I’ll consider them my moot for a period of time and eventually there’ll be a sort of subconscious click for me when I understand we’re friends? Does that make any sense lol 😅

Hhhhuuum as for age for interaction- nothing under 14. I’m an adult but I’m not sending minors who follow to the shadow realm or anything- (but if you are THAT YOUNG n’ following me I need you to reconsider ha ha) just keep interactions PG and keep your personal life to yourself bc I don’t need parasocial relationships forming ha ha.

Does that make sense? does any of that make sense? Or like- doesn’t sound weird?

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[wynsvre]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[velinxi]

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

[vimbry]

how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[eternitysnake]

you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves

fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.