#yes way you little loser. i wanna love you and believe one day i will

[delusionalblfan]

One thing is to be protective with the person you say you've been in love for years and the other is to be toxic. And it is toxic to tell them they can only trust those who have been around the longest, and plant doubt in their minds when they decide to trust others. Looking for flaws in others will clearly show you their flaws because they are human beings. Try to look for better things. Try to talk. Try to understand. And most importantly, you need therapy. Thank you

[yuoniz]

LOVE STRINGS — TUBATU

synopsis . tubatu as beabadoobee songs

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OO1 ┊CHOI YEONJUN

as glue song

if you guys were in a relationship, you would basically be in a relationship w this song

this songs just embodies yeonjun

this man would fall in love pretty quickly if you knew the right ways to make his heart flutter

he would still feel like he came back from his first date w you after you both go on dates.

bros go to line would be "where are you rn?"

like even if you just called him 5 mins ago that you're coming to his house he would still text you

or if you just left the dorm

you would literally be stuck to him by the glue (😆😆)

he can't even find the right words to express what he feels for you

theres so much he wants to express because I see him as a very expressive person

its the little things he does that show how much he loves you

putting his hand against the top of a cabinet so when you bring your head up it would hit the edge

allowing you to use him as a makeshift chair at anytime

this man will never say no to you

if you want something, he'd simply just nod his head

if you want boba, he'd kiss your forehead and leave the apartment after saying 'I love you'

he's seriously so whipped for you plss

"have I ever told you how pretty you look?"

"jun, you said that five times this morning."

other members are under the cut !

OO2 ┊CHOI SOOBIN

as livelong

this song is so soobin coded idc

he would learn so much with being in a relationship with you

it would be one of those quiet times you both would spend together

you would be reading a book, resting on his lap

he would be massaging you head, stroking his fingers through your hair

and he would be lost in your eyes fixated on the book you were engrossed in

and he knew he was in love with you

everytime he sees you see would have so many thoughts running around his head and he would just make some weird noise whenever you ask him a question because he has so much to say

"did you listen to this song, bin? I love it sm."

"nngh"

🧍‍♀️

no because you're the partner he wants to grow old with

like he can't name a more beautiful person other than you

bro is so in love its actually concerning

and you would be to

thats how you both were

you both learn so much from each other through conversations, heated arguments, anything

and at the end of the day, you both were molded for each other

thats how yall were

"If we both had children should we call them soobeans?"

"babe..."

OO3 ┊CHOI BEOMGYU

as apple cider

plsss this song was dedicated to beomgyu

he would never express his feelings like

its giving friends to lovers with mutual pining, but half of the time its beomgyu acting like he hates you, denying his feelings but actually he's so in love with you.

he just doesn't know it yet

because why does he always hold your hand when you walk together in public?

oh so you wont get lost

ok so why does he call you "honey" in front of other people

so they won't bother you

like... ok bff

the deluder is deluding

"I don't even like you that much. Wait, I do, fuck"

TELL ME THAT AIN'T HIM

plss he'd be so awkward asking you out

"idk maybe if you wanna go out to watch or movie or something idk."

he'd blush so hard when you say yes

and when you both date

it would still be the same expect yall are dating HELPP

the way yall would bicker 80% of the time and then make out the other 20% of the time

its so cute to see him all flustered when you compliment him

"you are soo in love with me, gyu."

"SHUT UP!"

OO4 ┊KANG TAEHYUN

as you're here that's the thing

he'd want a simple relationship

he doesn't want to overcomplicate things

hell he'd even just want a no-label relationship

I so believe that this man is a "career>relationship"

sorry terry 😕

he'd want it to be lowkey

but when it's just the two of you, he's so???

no because why does he glitch everytime he sees you??

he feels so safe when you're just simply there

like you srsly got him wrapped around your finger

"tyun, I'm sorry I cant come tomorrow. Plus, what would happen if I'm not there."

"You're not there, that's the thing."

LIKE?????

he falls a bit too hard whenever he sees you

and you're sick of this no-label relationship

you want it to be more than just this

and you know he wants it too

so after months of contemplating

you confronted him

and he couldn't imagine his life without you

so without saying anything

he just kissed you

he loves you too much to let go of you

he's never felt this b4, but he liked it

"I know I don't say it. that much, but..."

"it's okay tyun, I do too."

OO1 ┊HUENING KAI

as art class

he's someone who would have a massive crush on someone (you) and he would think they won't like him back

he would be the first one to realise if you got a new haircut

or if you changed your perfume

he has a great memory when it comes to you.

He'd be so attentive when he listens to you

he would remember the little things like

"there's no way you got me this."

"you said you liked it when we were at the park."

PLSS HE SO CUTE

you'd notice his cute gestures

and you realised he liked you

you made him feel like his heart was an art class

he'd feel so wild yet it be in the calmest moments you both would have

he likes you so much, he doesn't know what to do

he's the type of person to feel so much and he actually doesn't know what to do

so you ask him if he wanted to go out

everything around you both froze, to him

he'd just stand there and nod

plsss

even after its a few months after you both start dating

he'd still be so utterly in love with you

he'd just wanted to be with you, doing nothing

if only you could read his mind.

"you looked so pretty today, not the you didn't look pretty yesterday or any other days! you actually look pretty everyday-"

"kai if you wanna kiss, just say so."

‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎designer yuoniz ! do not copy, repost, translate any of my works

[whomadewaffles]

PART 3 of 3 of my Pjhazel incorrect qoutes! Sadly the last part.. at least for now. I won't say for definite there won't be more cos I adore this movie and this ship especially, but may take some time.

Same things apply to this one as the others, hope these were as fun to read as they were to make! This one became longer than I intended because I just had to add a few new ones too it especially the code names one because It made me chuckle and fit so well.

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Pj: I’m in lov—

Pj: Lov—

Pj: I have feelin—

Josie: It’s okay, take your time.

Pj: ...Hazel.

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Pj *to hazel*: If I have developed a huge crush on you, that's my business. It literally has nothing to do with you.

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Hazel: Autism speaks?

Hazel: Yeah, I never shut the fuck up.

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Pj: Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

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Hazel: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

_______

Pj: I- hm...

Hazel: be nice

Pj: Of course! I'm finding kind words.

Hazel

Pj:....

Hazel:

Pj:...

Hazel: ... it takes you that long to find-

Pj: It does! I'm trying!

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Ms. Callahan: You're not good enough for my daughter

Pj: YOU'RE not good enough for your daughter

Ms. Callahan: Excuse me?!

Pj: You heard me

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Hazel: I set off explosives to feel joy.

Pj: That's adorable.

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Pj *delusional from a punch to the face during fight club*: You have... beautiful eyes..

Hazel *flustered*: She's lost her mind!

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Hazel: I have no idea what's going on but I am being so brave about it.

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Pj *to hazel*: Why do you keep looking me in the eyes? My huge tits are down here

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Hazel *is sad*

Pj:*looks up “how to comfort someone”*

Website: “Do not make insensitive comments or mock the person”

Pj: Fuck.

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Hazel: Are you okay?

Pj: In what aspect? Phisically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just okay, I'm a whole ass meal. We're talking three courses, five stars.

Hazel:

Pj: But mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Pj: it may have been a stupid decision, but it was MY stupid decision and I could never turn my back on it

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Hazel: please, stay out of trouble

Pj: Not my strong suit

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Pj *about Hazel*: *sighs* God, what a loser. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with her.

Josie: I mean, you don't have to.

Pj: Nah, I'm gonna.

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Pj: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Hazel: Yes. It's February 14th.

Pj: I- Nevermind.

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*Texting*

Pj: I wanna sleep with you.

Pj: But like in the innocent way.

Pj: ...

Pj: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Hazel: Damn Pj, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Pj: <3

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Hazel: Sometimes sarcasm is laid on so thick that even I can detect it.

Hazel: This was not one of those times.

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Pj: I love you.

Hazel: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*pj and Hazel make out passionately*

Sylvie, to annie: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Hazel *after Pj insults someone*: I know Pj is very sorry and didn’t mean it.

Pj: Very sorry.

Hazel: See?

Pj: But I did mean it.

Hazel: pj!

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Brittney: Why are you ignoring Hazel?

Pj: I’m playing hard to get.

Brittney: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Pj: Not much could ruin today.

Jeff: Hey overall bitch #2

Pj: Oh, Fuck. I forgot saying that summons him.

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*just before josie and pj find the other fight club members at the game to apologise*

Josie: Talk to Hazel first, and apologise. That's what friends do.

Pj: Urgh, I really don’t want too. I was just gonna wait til' I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Josie: That was your plan for dealing with this???

Pj: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Josie *drags her to the football game*: Nope, we're doing the apology instead.

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Pj: Quick, Hazel, start talking about boring nerd shit!

Hazel: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Pj: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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*backstory: the cheerleaders are at practice and the rest of the club are getting together to help plan a perfect promposal for josie to give to isabel*

Pj: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle 1.'

Pj: Hazel is 'Currently doing that.'

Hazel: *high fives pj*

Pj: Sylvie is 'It happened once in a dream.'

Pj: Annie. Codename - 'If I had to pick a republican.'

Pj: josie is... 'Eagle 2.'

Josie: Oh, thank god.

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[fullstcp]

Dear Evan Hansen Sentence Starters

ANYBODY HAVE A MAP

"This is gonna be a good day and here's why."

"Those letters are important."

"They're gonna help you build your confidence."

"Can we try to have an optimistic outlook?"

"Can we buck up just enough to see the world won't fall apart?"

"We're not giving up before we tried."

"This year, we make a new start."

"I'm proud of you already."

"Another stellar conversation for the scrapbook."

"I'm kinda coming up empty."

"I can't find my way to you."

"Does anybody have a map?"

"Anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this?"

"I don't know if you can tell, but this is me just pretending to know."

"The scary truth is, I'm flying blind and I'm making this up as I go."

"Another masterful attempt ends with disaster."

"Pour another cup of coffee and watch it all crash and burn."

"It's a puzzle, it's a maze. I try to steer through it a million ways, but each day's another wrong turn."

WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW

"I've learned to slam on the break before I even turn the key."

"Give them no reason to stare."

"No slipping up if you slip away."

"I got nothing to share. No, I got nothing to say."

"Step out of the sun if you keep getting burned."

"Will I ever be more than I've always been?"

"I try to speak, but nobody can hear."

"I wait around for an answer to appear."

"We start with stars in our eyes."

"We start believing that we belong."

"No one tells you where you went wrong."

"Will I ever make a sound?"

FOR FOREVER

"Feels like we could go on for forever this way."

"Wouldn't that be cool?"

"There's nothing that we can't discuss."

"Follow me."

SINCERELY, ME

"We've been way too out of touch."

"It sucks that we don't talk that much."

"I should tell you that I think of you each night."

"Why would you write that?"

"I'm just trying to tell the truth."

"I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard."

"I miss talking about life and other stuff."

"Each day's another fight."

"I'll take your advice."

"I'll try to be more nice.

"I'll turn it around, just wait and see."

"All that it takes is a little reinvention."

"All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be."

"Are we done yet?"

"Yes, I also miss our talks."

"I'm proud of you."

"Just keep pushing through."

"I'm just glad to be your friend."

"Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond."

"We're close, but not that way."

"I'm getting better every day."

REQUIEM

"Why should I play this game of pretend?"

"Oh, don't the tears just pour?"

"I could give in to all of the gloom, but tell me what for."

"Why should I have a heavy heart?"

"Why should I start to break in pieces?"

"Why should I go and fall apart for you?"

"Why should I lie saying that I miss you?"

"I will sing no requiem tonight."

"I'm going to bed."

"Come sit with me."

"You can't stand to be in this room for five minutes?"

"I gave you the world, you threw it away."

"Within these words I finally find you."

"I know that you are still here."

"Why should I say I'll keep you with me?"

"When the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep."

"Don't tell me that I didn't have it right."

"Don't tell me that it wasn't black and white."

"After all you put me through, don't say it wasn't true that you were not the monster that I knew."

IF I COULD TELL HER

"There's nothing like your smile. Sort of subtle and perfect and real."

"You never knew how wonderful that smile could make someone feel."

"You still fill out the quizzes that they put in those teen magazines."

"You're everything to me."

"We're a million worlds apart and I don't know how I would even start."

"It looked pretty cool when you put indigo streaks in your hair."

"What do you do when there's this great divide?"

"You just seemed so far away."

"What do you do when the distance is too wide?"

"It's like I don't know anything."

"How do you say 'I love you'?"

DISAPPEAR

"We're just the losers who keep waiting to be seen."

"No one seems to care."

"It means someone will see that you are there."

"No one deserves to be forgotten."

"No one deserves to fade away."

"If you never get around to doing some remarkable thing that doesn't mean that you're not worth remembering."

"You need to show them."

YOU WILL BE FOUND

"Have you ever felt like nobody was there?"

"Have you ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere?"

"Maybe there's a reason to believe you'll be okay."

"You'll reach up and you'll rise again."

"There's a place where we don't have to feel unknown."

"Every time that you call out you're a little less alone."

"You are not alone."

TO BREAK IN A GLOVE

"Why don't you take it?"

"I thought we might play catch or I don't know."

"Today could be a lucky day for you."

"Every second that you spend is gonna pay off."

"It's the hard way, but it's the right way."

ONLY US

"I don't need you to sell me on reasons to want you."

"You don't have to convince me."

"You don't have to be scared you're not enough."

"What we've got going is good."

"I don't need more reminders of all that's been broken."

"I don't need you to fix what I'd rather forget."

"Try to quite the voices in your head. We can't compete with all that."

"What if it's us and only us?"

"What if it's you and what if it's me and what if that's all that we need it to be?"

"I never thought there'd be someone like you who would want me."

"If you like me for me and nothing else, well, that's all that I've wanted for longer than you could possibly know."

"It's not so impossible."

"We can just watch the whole world disappear."

"You're the only one I still know how to see."

GOOD FOR YOU

"So you found a place where the grass is greener and you jumped the fence to the other side."

"Is it good?"

"Are they giving you a world I could never provide?"

"I hope you're proud of your big decision."

"I hope it's all that you want and more."

"Now you're free from the agonizing life you were living before."

"It would kill you to have to stay trapped when you've got something new."

"I'm sorry you had it rough."

"I'm sorry I'm not enough."

"Thank God they rescued you."

"You got what you always wanted."

"You got your dream come true."

"You got a taste of a life so perfect, so you did what you had to do."

"Does it cross your mind to be slightly sorry?"

"Do you even care that you might be wrong?"

"Was it fun?"

"Well I hope you had a blast while you dragged me along."

"Well I guess if I'm not of use, go ahead, you can cut me loose."

"I'll shut my mouth and I'll let you go."

"Would that be good for you?"

"I'll just sit back while you run the show."

"All I need is some time to think."

"The boat is about to sink."

"Tell me how could I change the story?"

"I've got to find a way to stop it."

"Now you say that you're someone new."

WORDS FAIL

"I never meant to make it such a mess."

"I never though that it would go this far."

"There's nothing I can say."

"I guess I thought I could be part of this."

"I never had this kind of thing before."

"That's not a worthy explanation."

"That's not a worthy explanation. I know there is none."

"Nothing can make sense of all these things I've done."

"Sometimes, you see everything you wanted. And sometimes, you see everything you wish you had. And it's right there in front of you."

"You want to believe it's true, so you make it true."

"This was just a sad invention."

"It wasn't real, I know."

"We were happy, I guess I couldn't let that go."

"I guess I couldn't give that up."

"I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts."

"Pretend I'm something other than this mess that I am."

"I never let them see the worst of me."

"What if everyone saw? What if everyone knew?"

"Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too?"

"Will I just keep on running away from what's true?"

"All I ever do is run."

SO BIG / SO SMALL

"I told you not to come outside."

"I knew there would be moments that I'd miss."

"I knew there would be space I couldn't fill."

"I knew I'd come up short a million different ways. And I did. And I do. And I will."

"No matter what I'll be here."

FINALE

"Today at least you're you and that's enough."

"We could be alright for forever this way."

[mogglewrites]

Stay Still

LukeJamie confession fic (Jamie Ver.)

[Also posted on AO3 and my Twitter as a thread fic]

This fic has two different outcomes and Jamie's ending won the poll, so y'all get to see this first.

Thank you to my friend @miss-evening for being my beta reader! Now let's get to boys being in love 🫡

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It's after hours at the Buckler training center. Two men are fighting, each throwing punches and kicks like their lives depend on it.

All over a simple wager.

"The loser has to do whatever the winner wants."

It's childish, really, but too tempting to pass up.

It's a chance.

Jamie sweeps out Luke's legs from under him, tripping him prone, then swiftly climbs up to sit on his chest. The blonde tries to fight him off, but the drunken master pins down his wrists. It takes a little time, but eventually Luke stops resisting. He stares up at Jamie, his hair undone from all the fighting, though he hasn't taken a single swig from his gourd yet. It makes a curtain of black against the lights above, however messy it has gotten.

They both agreed to make this fair. That's why they're fighting here instead of in a random alley on the streets. No chances of passerby interrupting, no stray rubble to kick up into the other's face, no property damage to worry about.

All according to plan.

Jamie's heart is about ready to burst. He's light-headed, but in the best of ways.

"You give?" he asks, hands an iron grip on his rival.

"...Fine," Luke turns his face to the side to avoid eye-contact. But Jamie doesn't care about that right now.

Because he has won.

The Hongkonger whoops in delight and laughs. He lets go of Luke and rolls off to lay down next to him. Yes! Yes, he had won!

"Ughh, that took way too fuckin' long," Jamie groans in relief, stretching out his arms and legs. His muscles are aching and he can hear Luke's breathing from here. They're both exhausted after their fights every time, yet they just keep coming back for more.

Jamie used to be annoyed by Luke. He's always smiling, always so ready to welcome a challenge or anyone who walks through those large double doors. He shines so brightly that Jamie couldn't stand to look at him.

But over time, he grew familiar to that smile, and begins to answer back with one of his own. Their matches used to be filled with insults–not that they aren't anymore, of course–but now they are made in a playful manner. A comment here, a taunt there. Their blows have lost the usual malice and became tests of skill. Who will come out on top this time? It gives him such a rush!

Luke sits up. Tired eyes glance his way, and Jamie returns it, still beaming.

"So, what do you want me to do?" Luke runs a hand through his hair in an effort to style it back into a somewhat presentable look. He's met with a grin.

"Why the rush? You wanna serve me that badly?" he teases at the blonde, pushing himself up as well.

"Just get it over with." Luke's tone is surprisingly neutral. He's expecting Jamie to demand something ridiculous. His best guess is having him grovel at his feet or admit something humiliating.

"Alright, alright. Let me think..." he makes a show of putting a hand on his chin. Honestly, he's doing all these theatrics to buy more time for his heart to settle. His request isn't going to be easy, after all. He needs all the time he can get.

But he's made up his mind! He's going to do it tonight! Regardless of the outcome!

"I want you...to close your eyes and stay still," Jamie finally says.

"What? Are you gonna punch me or something?" Luke narrows his eyes at him.

"Oh please, I already got enough punches in for the day. Look, I promise this won't hurt at all." He's telling the truth. What he has planned is the complete opposite of bodily harm. Why won't he trust him?!

Their gazes lock for a moment. Jamie is being as sincere as he could. He keeps a smile on his face, the very same easygoing one he had since their match is over. He can only hope he will believe him and play along.

Luke sighs once more, accepting his fate, then closes his eyes.

Jamie's smile drops. His heart picks back up again. He gets on his knees and leans closer to Luke.

Fuck, he's handsome...

He takes a few seconds to stare at him. If this doesn't end well, it may as well be his last time seeing Luke's face. He wants to remember it. Every single detail.

Just do it. Like he said, get it over with.

He squeezes his eyes shut and closes his mouth over Luke's.

He senses rather than hears Luke taking a sharp inhale through his nose, but he doesn't pull away. Jamie stays there for a bit before licking at those lips because why the fuck not, right? He may as well do it since this might be the only time he gets to. Luke's lips are softer than he imagined. Hah, he wouldn't put it past the boy scout to use chapstick or something.

He doesn't do much more, and after what feels like an eternity, Jamie withdraws and opens his eyes.

To meet Luke's.

Jamie tries to think of something to say, but comes up short. Those blue eyes hold him in place. His heart might as well burst out of his chest now with how fast it's beating.

Then Luke pulls him in for another kiss and he nearly explodes.

It's not a simple one like before. Luke kisses him like his life depends on it, and Jamie gets swept along for the ride. He gasps, and a moan comes out of him as Luke's tongue delves into his mouth. They separate just to catch their breath and go right back in again.

At some point, Jamie ends up in his rival's lap. Luke is still peppering kisses all over his face and damn it, he just can't stop smiling!

"Down, boy. Jeez, and I thought I was the thirsty one," he holds Luke back with a hand to his shoulder.

"Sorry, I'm just–really, really happy," Luke replies sheepishly, "I mean, I didn't expect you to like me back."

"I didn't expect you to like me either. You didn't exactly give me any hints," Jamie pouts. Luke tucks a strand of black hair behind his ears. He feels like his cheeks are on fire.

"Meanwhile you just kept hitting on me over and over."

"Hey, Jamie Siu doesn't hit on people! Other people hit on Jamie Siu," he huffs. Though he supposes there is some truth to Luke's statement. He has been coming around to see Luke more often after he realized his own feelings. Even going out of his way to seek him out sometimes.

"Yeah, yeah. And you definitely didn't plan to make a bet and kiss me tonight too, huh?" Luke gives him another peck on the cheek. His confession must have been magic, because it turned Luke into a puppy. Jamie leans into the crook of his neck, mumbling something.

"Woulda...done more..."

"What was that?"

"Nothin'. Don't worry about it." Shit! He didn't think Luke would hear that!

Luke only rolls his eyes and tightens the hold he has on Jamie, pressing their bodies closer together.

"Well if it sounds good to you, wanna come back to my place?" he suggests.

"Hm?" Jamie perks up. Is Luke implying what he thinks he is?

"What? You think I'm gonna leave you alone after kissing me like that? No way."

"Taking me home already? I'm not gonna say no-Ah!" He barely finishes his sentence before Luke suddenly stands up with him in his arms. He smacks him on the chest to scold him, but Luke just laughs it off.

Hmph, guess the wager was worth it after all.

[justatesfan]

So hear me out, like captain zero is the divorced jealous ex in almost the fandom portrayal of him. And it's honestly hilarious.

But on the other hand now captain zero's ex wife is single! So, Bring out the chocolates and hearts fellas cause I'm about to score a date!

I mean she is probably a total babe compared to captain zero who I head cannon as being on the less attractive side. Considered the least eligible bachelor

"You were married to captain zero of zero marine? Why?"

"Yeah mate, i mean is, have you seen that guys huge Schnoz?"

"I didn't even know captain zero liked women! Let alone con some poor dame to merry him!"

"Why would anyone wanna sleep with that loser?"

"What was his ex wife gonna do if she's got not nothing to work with down to there?!"

Hahahahahahahah

Ah, Captain Zeros wife/ex-wife. I head-canon her as someone who married for love, then slowly realised her precious husband had become entangled with crime, and worst of all was lying to her about it!

I feel a little bad for her. I’ve written her in such a mean way in some (currently unseen) WIPs, but that’s because I write from the Z-Stack’s perspective, and she hates both her (ex-)husband and any of his 'work associates'. So it’s only really half her story.

She’s someone who is very proud, very conscious of appearances. It’s one of the reasons she doesn’t leave Captain Zero when she should, and also why she is so perturbed by his criminal antics. This pride would, however, make her very happy to hear that someone wanted her again. She would certainly appreciate the chocolates!

I also have thoughts about how she’d respond if you asked about him…

 “Why did I marry Captain Zero? Well he wasn’t a ‘captain’ back then… wasn’t a common crook either. We were simply both young and foolish. He wasn’t like this at all at first, or maybe he was just better at hiding it…”

 “Yes, he’s not much to look at now, you would never have thought that he’d been handsome back in the day, would you? After the number of nights he’d return with a battered face and broken nose his appearance did suffer. His lies became ridiculous after a while though, how many bar fights can one man be in before it becomes suspicious?”

“You didn’t think he liked women? Believe me, with the way he was in bed I’m starting to wonder the same thing. As for why I slept with him: I wanted to build a family with him… then I learnt it was best to get my needs met elsewhere.”

 “I’m glad to be rid of him, I’m slowly taking my life back, Lord knows how many years I wasted with him. There’s not many people who are willing to give a divorced woman a chance, but then there were not many that cared about the woes of a criminal’s wife…”

[thefoxtherapist]

*looks at your username then at aalto* yk.... I feel like I should have realized the fact foxes are your favorite animals lmao 😭

Anyways... Scar my beloved. As weird of a guy he is, probably the best emotional support you will get lmao💀

(Scar definitely gets cuteness aggression often. Like if you own a pet, yk the moment when you just wanna shake them and squish them but in like an affectionate way? Yeah, Scar would do that to you)

Mortefi not caring is king behavior. Now I thought of something silly. Reader could turn like into a whole monster and mortefi would just be chill with it like it's an everyday happening. (I believe mortefi has the worst sweet tooth btw, yes this one was random)

The Aalto one made me chuckle lmao. He's such a loser I love him. Ofc he thought reader is edgy, he has thinkin from experience. You cannot tell me Aalto didn't have some very extravagant phase while growing up. (Also I'm betting and ice cream he's scared of bugs)

Now to ramble on, just because this days I feel like talking too much 💀

Do you draw? Do you maybe have an art work you would like to share with the class about your oc?

Or maybe anything ya could tell about them?

I'm just a curious fellow who loves oc talk 😔

I would show mine if I wasn't a coward anon and also if it wouldn't be a bother lmao 💀

LISTEN I'M ONLY A LITTLE BIT PREDICTABLE OKAY!! (my other fav is Calcharo btw. I'm just. a dogboy guy, I guess. help)

RIGHT?! Scar is borderline fetishistic about it but he's really just like. genuinely hyped. He would loooooooooveeeeee his partner's scars, its probably his favourite thing on a partner. no matter how major or minor. Dude is THERE for it.

AND I AGREE? omg the cuteness aggression.

Scar couldn't help it, taking your cheeks in his clawed gloved hands. Mismatched eyes stared into yours before scrunching up slightly, grin wide and obvious.

"You're just soo cute~ Just.." He leaned forward, gently nipping the tip of your nose. "Edible! Biteable, even." The Overseer giggled in a tone you could not place except for possibly, crazed.

The way your nose scrunched up didn't stop him from squishing your cheeks with his hands, cooing at you when you did your best to puff them. Scar couldn't help but start grazing his sharp teeth all over your skin.

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MORTEFI MY BELOVED HE'S SO FUNNY TO ME

Mortefi entered the room, rubbing his jaw as the familiar sensation of a lack of sweets affected him. It wasn't real, he knew that! But it didn't stop the feeling of strain in his mouth.

Your name fell from his lips, "do you know if we have any more chocolate bars?" But the doctor paused, surveying the less than human form in front of him. He blinked once, then sighed.

"That isn't very helpful in my search.." The man turned around, making a beeline for the kitchen. He would find his chocolate bars, and he would deal with what was clearly his lover in some monstrous form later.

-

Aalto is just Some Guy of all time to me. Like I know he's sneaky, and he's definitely got intimacy and commitment issues, and not to mention his upbringing was likely abusive given from what we know of his voicelines about his father. But he's just A DUDE. He has no reason to believe theres another reason so, yeah! You're just edgy. Until you aren't.

I really think Aalto in his teenager years had a private detective phase. Noir clothes and all. It's what led him to the path he's chosen<3 in my heart. Oh and his dad died and trying to find an identity was really hard for him.

Aalto's scream could be heard throughout the base you and your fellow Black Shores members had taken up in. You ran into the room, hitting the door as you slid in, weapon at the ready. But you lowered it when you saw the man.

Aalto was only in a towel, grey hair loose and fluffy around his face. But notably, he was standing on the closed toilet, fear visible on his face. You looked around, trying to find what he was screaming about. Your eyes landed on a spider beside the running shower head.

"I went in and it just appeared!! Babe, kill it!" You sighed, setting your weapon on the counter. You looked around, grabbing some toilet paper and rolling it up. You then leaned up from the bathroom floor, crushing the poor spider.

"I got it, wuss."

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No I don't draw I've just written a bunch about him :broken_heart: but I'm on a waitlist for one of my favourite artists so mid August I should have art of him that I can share! To nobody's surprise, he is a foxboy.

As for information about him, his name is Esen! He's a Black Shores member, and an Aero Resonator. I really really loved the idea of there being animals with resonance abilities, and even before the current story I was toying with "what if there was second awakenings? why not right?" (looks into camera)

Anyways Esen is a vulpecula(made up in my brain), a vulpes adjacent creature. But he was taken from his home at a young age and ultimately experimented on for the purpose of testing on animals with resonance abilities. This caused a second awakening that forced him into a human form.

He doesn't have much memory of when he was a vulpecula, he just remembers the lab for the most part. I have like a fuck ton of lore written out, voicelines, forte report, ect.

but tldr: He's a funky funny lil hacker guy who upon escaping containment got caught up in a lot of shady shit as a "consultant" for criminals. He caught the eye of the Black Shores, they captured him for an interrogation. Then he stole all their data and tried to escape the island.

It did not succeed, but he was offered a job!

I LOVE LOVE ocs, I'm always happy to talk about mine, or yours, or anyones. So pleaaase tell me about yours I'm so curious!!

[jeonstudios]

꒰ hey, lo-ve .ᐟ.ᐟ ꒱ ꪆ

it's honestly upsetting to learn that tumblr ate up that anon-text i had submitted, outpouring my thoughts on eoalh. i'm gonna try writing some of it again ( it's been a month, and i cannot remember most of what i wrote ), but here goes nothing.

my journey with eoalh began back in 2022. i believe the story was still updating then(?) sorry for my lack of memories, haha. that being said— i kept screenshots of my favorite excerpts. even used the "you are my birdie" x "you are like a tiny little bird baby that fell out of the nest that i found and now i have to take care of" analogies with my crush/long time close(?) friend back then ( i'm over him 98% ) anyway, he is kinda like eoalh!jk. so loved that his ego outcompetes his brain sometimes that he feels unloved instead, despite all the attention swarming around him.

another point among many that touched me would be

oc talking about kindness. her idea of it reflects william blake's concept of "higher innocence", which i am very much a proponent of, by the way. true, it can drain you often if you foget how to show yourself equal kindness too, and our oc really struggled with that aspect, right? i'm glad. really glad you showcased it beautifully. a lot of her resonated with me. especially, her college days and how she, without a resistance, would take rejection and never try to blame it on others. i think i've outgrown that a bit, or significantly. i try to look at a situation the most neutral way i can, learn where i need improvements, and just do my best to move on. but the whole "none of it is your fault. yeah, i understand. it's alright, you don't have to worry about me. really." reassurances were so me. is still me.

then there was oc's need to shower people with kindness and love bcos she didn't wanna die with regrets. that's always been me. i would even narrate to people my stream of consciousness bcos "WHAT IF I DIE AND I NEVER GET TO TELL YOU HOW AND IN WHAT WAYS DID THIS MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHT OCCURED TO MY PUNY LITTLE BRAIN??"

so that was 2022, right? fast forward a few months »»

i had completely forgotten about the story's name. LOL 🤸🏻‍♀️ i remember i found you through @ggukkiereads recommendations. somebody had asked about the story back then— that's how i discovered you in 2022. but that same year, i had to sit for major exams. it made things hard to keep up with socials. lost the list, the ask & the story. imagine my agony? lol. all i had were screenshots of certain scenes ( without the account name visible, bruh ). @ggukkiereads went into hiatus, too. my search didn't end though. however, my agony hadn't either.

that's until 2024 𖦹 ･͛♡̷̷̷･͛

EL DORADO. ahoy, i 'ave found it and ye! prolly searched some bs like "bet!au jk tumblr" etc. didn't seem to work before tho. yeah, until that fateful 2024 evening. oh, agony! ( bugs bunny undertone ) it was from the same recs account. haha. i swear i had previously searched through every one of her lists! but oh, boy. speak of god's timing.

anyway, had the best time reading the story thoroughly. read fics from your recs account, too. imy favorite was a hogwarts!au where jk is in the quidditch team. huehue. read dc, bt and basically every one of your fics. but eoalh is eoalh, right? i'm so full of love for them, and so full of brainrots. when you mentioned the babybirthing drabble would have near d-word scenes? oh my, i thought that was tasty. bcos i do wanna see the fear in his eyes and heart when he sees her almost slip through his grasps. bahaha, as if all the angsts weren't enough. STILL !! it's fun to witness a man be loser and grovel and cry. i trust them tho. however, what's a little angsty brainrot? they are forever birdies. they will grow and fly together. almost close to the sun, but never too close like icarus, again. i believe in them. yeah.

but only bc i'm feeling vixeny— what's jealous eoalh!jk like? after marriage? NO, NAMJOON AND HER PET DOG WASN'T ENOUGH! I AM EAGER TO KNOW WHAT NEEDY EOALH!JK IS UP TO!

꒷ random gibberish incoming ꒷

dare i say, bts wasn't even my main fandom growing up? i mean i was never a hard stan of any group except [redacted], but kpop back then didn't need that. it was peaceful with fun interactive moments between every other group & reactions to performances. i kept up with bts since their debut, quite casually. the entirety of 3rd gen kpop is home to me in that regard.

BUT! BEHOLD! it's authors like you who made my attachment to them better. so, thanks for writing, yeah? know the power your pen/keyboard wields. i love how you aren't afraid to write about insecurities and vulnerabilities, in general. one might argue saying, "oh, it's easy to be behind a screen and type." maybe, but repeated exploration isn't ( respectfully and admirably said )

it means the author is trying to speak to the audience by baring themselves/their characters, sharing their views on topics whether personal/impersonal. it's not an arbitrary or whimsical piece of work. it's beautifully thought out and constructed.

you are really amazing, lo-ve. hope you keep growing, learning, and expanding your horizon. all the best wishes for you, sweets. also, a gentle reminder : you are much more than an author to me. kudos to your human.

[🎀🖇🩵]

yeah, tumblr suck sometimes! i've made it a habit to screenshot the ask before i send any just in case 😩 i'm glad you like eoalh and feel like you can relate to it! i do tend to write about things (and people) that i find comforting at the moment and as for eoalh!reader, i wanted her to be "weak" in a way i'm scared to be, and show that she'll be loved in the right way regardless. ♥️

[cheeryconspiracy]

Got around to drawing my other listener insert :33 This time Angel! David is one of my biggest comfort characters in the history of. Well. Ever. So they ended up being VERY self inserty and self indulgent. Cringe is dead let me kiss the wolf. This guy is just as much a loser as Nastassia is they’re just so much more put together about it. I love them

Just like Nastassia, I’m putting my hcs abt them under the cut! I have. A lot for them. If you read I will kiss you on the mouth

- First one isn’t a headcanon I just wanna plug my playlist for them. Very normal.

Genderfluid! Evangeline uses all pronouns and doesn’t really care which ones you use to refer to her - hell switch it up in the same sentence he won’t bat an eye. They’ve also had top surgery!

They’re head of graphics at an indie video game company! A little office job that she absolutely ADORES. The company mainly focuses on romance oriented visual novels. Yes I have made the rest of the company too. I love them.

Being the head of graphics, Evangeline has a totally different work mode compared to his usual personality. At work he’s much more focused, strict, and even a little scary. Outside of work he’s cheerful and bubbly.

Club kid! They’re obsessed with 70s/80s disco fashion, incorporating it into their daily life wherever possible. They loooove going on nights out to the club. They often persuade David to tag along, not because he enjoys it, particularly, but because it means she gets scary dog privilege.

Old friends with baaabe! They’ve been close since before meeting their respective mates, and roomed together in college.

Was in a rock band in college! Baaabe was in the same band. Evangeline refuses to talk about it to the point where David doesn’t even know about it. They looked like this. College was also where he picked up the name Evangeline - it was just a stage name at the time, but he ended up growing attached.

Evangeline also met Michael in college. Their relationship was a constant hot and cold, on and off arrangement that never seemed to last. They never stayed split for more than a week, though. This arrangement lasted about 4 years before they finally split up for good. It was a very messy breakup.

Started leaning REALLY hard into the angel aesthetic after meeting David. She has no idea if his doting nickname was just a shortened version of her name or an actual nickname, but it did something to her. They have a pair of angel wing shaped earrings they wear absolutely EVERYWHERE, as well as an angel wings tattoo on their back. They’re dedicated to the bit.

Could easily wear contacts. Doesn’t want to.

Not actually as much of a flirt as they’re made out to be! When they met David, they were totally panicking. I would too if a jacked stranger way taller than me asked why I was stalking him! Their flirts that day were entirely improvised on the spot through panic.

That being said, they use the meeting story to their advantage. Full on dramatises it. “He asked why I was stalking him, but can you believe he was stalking me instead??” Type beat.

Owns a shit ton of cute pyjamas. Doesn’t wear them. David’s shirts are so much more comfortable.

Oh my god I looked at their height difference out of curiosity (w my headcanon height for David) JESUS CHRIST. Evangeline has to scale their fiancé like a tree if they want a kiss.

She was very close to rejecting David at first. Both of them had their reasons for being closed off to the idea of dating at the time, Evangeline’s being that they were still picking up the pieces of the mess that was their breakup with Michael. But he’s nothing if not impulsive! So she eventually said yes to a second date after ghosting David for like a week /hj

Buys THE most stupid but also well thought out gifts.

Not the best cook, but an amazing baker! Cakes, cookies, brownies, they can do it all! They usually make big batches for the solstice.

sends those werewolf memes to David. You know the ones.

Arranges pack karaoke at LEAST once a month. All the mates are invited too. It descends into chaos once Evangeline breaks out Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle because she will not just sing it she will PERFORM it.

He has a really fancy signature and signs all of his Is with hearts

[livvyofthelake]

yea i DO want an in depth explanation of how everyone relates to kit and ty

well this could be the longest post ever….. i talked about some of them already but i’ll give you some of my favorites rn and then probably go into the rest later <3

first i wanna talk about margaret of the map of tiny perfect things fame, i put her at the very beginning and the very end like bookends because that movie is about a timeloop and i thought it would be fun to like. begin and end the same you know… and then of course she’s just like ty because of how she let herself fall into that time loop as a metaphor for grief because she had this inability to let go of her mother and would have rather lived the same horrible day over and over again if it meant she didn’t have to live in a world without her mom. and she would have just made the map with mark and looked for all the small perfect moments within that day because she was too afraid of the bigger picture of life…. and then of course the whole movie is about mark trying to find a way OUT of the loop and he’s the one that helps her see the beauty in the ever changing nature of life and she’s only able to break the loop once she learns this…. like yeah well that needs to happen to my buddy ty!!!

another favorite is zombieland, i’m literally always saying that kit could do zombieland…. the thing about columbus zombieland is that well he’s a loser with no life and then it’s the end of the world and he survives by isolating himself from everyone. but he’s still trying to make it back to his family in ohio for one last chance at not being alone, and then he can’t do that but he finds a new family with tallahassee and witchita and little rock…. and well kit lovesss isolating himself as a way of protecting his heart but he still wants to be able to someday have a family, and he DOES now because he has tessa and jem and mina and jace and all the blackthorns…. also if you’ve seen the zombieland movies you’ll know that when columbus proposed in the sequel witchita immediately just left because she’s afraid of committing and her primary goal through the whole franchise has been to protect her sister so she used that as an excuse to run away from him… like. whatever. and then they killed a bunch of zombies together!!

little women is there because a) i was including as many things as i could think of that had multiple versions of the same characters. and b) because laurie’s whole deal is that he is so desperate to be a part of the march family that he would have married literally any of those girls. i’m not of the mindset that laurie only married amy as a consolation prize for losing jo, because i think he only wanted to marry jo because she happened to be his best friend and he wanted to be a part of her family. i think that laurie and amy were in love but i also think that it’s not like soulmate shit or anything they’re in love because they chose to be in love. i love amy’s speech in the 2019 adaptation about how she doesn’t think love just Happens and that if you just pick someone and commit to them that’s love enough to be meaningful. and i think her and laurie chose each other out of knowing that they wanted similar lives and could give each other something the other wanted and yes they loved each other as friends before they loved each other as more but it’s not necessarily a romcom situation with them. like they were in love but not because of some out of their hands fated romance deal you know. and i think there’s a similarity there to how kit and ty chose each other more so than it was fated. i know i’ve said a lot about them being like dated to be together although i don’t believe i’ve ever used that word. but i always mean it in the sense that they initially just picked each other and now they’re always going to be pulled together because of that. wow i just went on forever with this one huh ok moving on

some shorter explanations: twilight is there for the same reason little women is i think bella has the same thing wrong with her that laurie does. ari and dante get to be there because well we were all 15 together simple. allie and will get to be there because she’s the reincarnation of king arthur and we’ve all already established that kit is shadowhunter king arthur. do revenge is there for the toxic girl best friend-ism. enola holmes is there because it would have been wrong to not include literally the only sherlock holmes related media i have seen. benjamin is there because well he’s just like ty fr. handsome devil is there because when i watched that movie i saw my pal eddie dating amber be super annoying and i was like well i think he has kit herondale swag. and that was that i didn’t think about it beyond that. tangled is there for obvious reasons. fear street is there because sam and deena are insane about each other and also divorced and in a life threatening situation and also in love and well that is going to happen to ty and kit in twp

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 69 (Nice!)

Yellow Fever/Evolution of the Daleks

“Yellow Fever”

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: oof, probably not. Omg wait…I honestly have no clue. Like, here’s the thing, anything that would have this kind of effect on Dean would probably take me out

Dean’s enjoying the mortician being mean to Sam just a little too much.

Loving the tension between Dean and the sheriff. Dean’s not taking any of this seriously and that’s all the sheriff CAN do

Omg yes. Whatever is causing this has infected Dean too and I’m ecstatic. I only VAGUELY remember this episode, but it’s good

So the thing is…if I’m expecting to be touching a snake, no problem (not a euphemism). But if it sneaks up on me? Yeah, Dean’s reaction is entirely rational

“Am I haunted?!” Is he tucking possessed?! He used to be Sam’s brother! Next thing you know, he’ll be listening to nothing but Jimmy Buffet

I forgot this was the episode with Eye of the Tiger yesssssssssss

These are the worst-best softball team names ever. Game cocks? Corn jerkers??

I’m so sorry. To read “you’re dying. Again. Loser.” As a hallucination in a book after what Dean has gone through shouldn’t be this funny. This book is BULLYING HIMMMMM

“I dunwanna be a clue,” he’s so pathetic. I adore him

You’re taking your brother, infected with ghost sickness who has under a day to live before he literally DIES OF FRIGHT, into aN ABANDONED LUMBER MILL??? Yeah, this can only go awesome

I’m sorry for putting so many out of context quotes, but I will keep doing it because “I’ll man the flashlight,” is so goddamn cute. Because…a gun can go off (like he’s not usually the one insisting on bringing a gun to whatever fight they’re in).

The blood curdling scream upon seeing a rat followed by “that was scary!!” I cannot. I literally can’t.

I can’t fault him for running out like that. I would have been long gone way before that

Oh, sheriff’s infected too…

I love Dean worrying about the legality of posing as FBI agents…omg…

Omg…the ghost’s story is so sad…

Oh I wanna hug Dean. He’s really goin through it right now. Just absolutely freaking out and not without good reason. But GOD is it so sad to see

Not complaining but I thought he had way less time than this…

You are not helping by not telling Dean the plan. I want you to know that, Sam. There is nothing more panic inducing to someone who worries than hearing “don’t worry about it” ESPECIALLY when their life is on the line

Oh no. Competing hallucinations. And they both only have a little bit of time left…well, now only Dean does

On one hand, of course it worked, but on the other, I can’t believe they actually scared a ghost to death. On a secret third hand, it’s terrible that they had to use this sad man’s horrific death to scare him AGAIN

I’m here for Sam and Bobby roasting Dean afterward

You guys are so bad at being honest with each other…

And the iconic post-episode “by all means should have been just on the dvd extras but I’m SO GLAD IT ISNT” Jensen performing the ever loving shit out of lip-syncing Eye of the Tiger

“Been On My Mind…”: Nope. 9

“Evolution of the Daleks”

Say what you will about the costuming and makeup in this part of the series, they’re trying something at least. They’re putting EFFORT in

Omg are we gonna reset the counter? Is this gonna happen every time we meet the Daleks?? He gets really riled up when they show up. Just sayin

Yeah, your mistake was thinking you could convince the Daleks to exhibit compassion.

Why does Dalek Sec want the Doctor alive??? Omg could you imagine if the combined a Dalek and a Time Lord??

I feel for Martha here. The Doctor hasn’t been as open with her as even Nine was with Rose, and he’s just expecting her to figure it out like they have the rapport Ten and Rose had. It’s not fair to her

Mmmm, Dalek Sec’s gonna get got by the end of this, aren’t they?? (Also, autocorrect, it’s definitely Dalek Sec, not Dalek Sex…that’s…something I don’t want to think about lmaooo) BECAUSE they’re showing too many human traits, not Dalek enough

But of course, Martha figures it out anyway. Good for her

Bye, Dalek Sec…or not??? And the Doctor’s gonna help them? I don’t believe it

I love that this woman thinks aliens have only come to New York City and only now

Mmmm, the other Daleks are getting suspicious

Martha’s so wonderful. She just wants to be appreciated for who SHE is. Sure, she also has a crush on the Doctor, so many people who meet him do, but she just doesn’t want to be CONSTANTLY compared to Rose

Okay, NOW bye, Dalek Sec. “you told us to imagine, and we imagined your irrelevance.” What a line.

Like…honestly though, were all these characters necessary?? Laszlo doesn’t look like he’s gonna make it, though………

Dalek Sec is STILL ALIVE??? They haven’t just killed him?? Unless they need to put them through some kind of trial because they can’t JUST KILL a member of their own heavily dwindled race

There it is. Gave their life to save the Doctor

Episodes Since the Doctor’s Last Attempted Genocide: 2 (there was a genocide but it wasn’t the Doctor’s fault. There’s also only one Dalek left, which wasn’t the Doctor’s intent or fault either)

[kidsnipe]

Rock My World—Richie Tozier

Richie Tozier x reader

First thing I post here lmao 🤡👍

WC: 1.5k

Have you ever wondered what it felt like to be in love?

Richie has, and it was almost every day. No matter what he did, he just couldn't get himself to fall deeply for someone. He started believing that he was aromantic at one point. But that all changed once Y/N L/N appeared in Derry. Now, he couldn’t keep his thoughts in place whenever she was around or when they were together in class.

[. . .]

“Um, hey… Is this seat taken?” An unsure voice pipes up through the chatter of the Losers club. They all stop talking and look toward the source of the voice. A new person has made their way into this little town!

“Are you sure you wanna do that, toots?” Richie turned around in his seat to look at the newcomer. He had to do a double-take at how beautiful this girl was firsthand.

“Ye-ye-ye-yeah, you sh-sh-should probably find an a-a-a-a-another table to sit at…” Bill trailed off trying to keep his stuttering at a minimum so that the new girl wouldn’t make fun of him. She smiled kindly at the stuttering boy, not a trace of pity in her demeanor.

She scraped the empty chair back so she could sit in between Stanley and Eddie and sat down gleefully.

“Excuse me… Did you not hear what we just told you?” Stanley whispered to the new girl, and she looked at him with a small smile.

“Yes, I heard your ‘warnings’ but I would rather sit with you guys than sit with any of the other people that are in this sucky school,” She whispered back to Stanley and then turned back to the table and waved, “My name is Y/N by the way, but y’all can call me anytime you want,” She winked and leaned back into her chair crossing her legs cheekily. Beverly chuckled at Y/N’s little joke and shook her head while the boys just stared at her with utter confusion and bewilderment. If this was not a one-time occurrence—spoiler alert: it was not—they will not only have to deal with their local trash mouth but now the flirty new girl as well. Those two together will be the end of their sanity.

“Well, then… Welcome to the Losers’ club Y/n” Stanley turned slightly to offer the new girl a small yet reassuring smile.

[. . .]

“Richard Tozier! Have you not been paying attention to my class, young man?!” The school’s pre-calculus teacher screeched while smacking Richie’s desk with a wooden yardstick. Richie’s eyes shot up to the teacher as he looked up from his doodled-up notebook page. A few snickers could be heard from around the classroom, but no one dared to utter any other noise. Richie scowled at his classmates and then looked back at the teacher with a small smile.

“Sorry about that, Ms. Caesar, I was just too distracted by yer dress!” Richie started and stood up to point at her body with his arms extended, “I mean, teach, c’mon it’s incredible!” He added and the teacher’s demeanor softened towards him while she gushed. His whole class was looking at him as if he grew another head while Y/N just looked at Richie suspiciously.

“You think so, Richard? That is so very nice of you!” She told him and Richie smirked a bit.

“Of course, toots! It’s incredible ya even fit in it!” Not even a second after he said this the whole classroom started howling with laughter and the teacher’s face dropped completely into one of anger once again. Y/N’s hand flew instantly up to her mouth to cover up her laughter as she stared directly at Richie and he stared back, completely proud of the comment he had made.

The teacher turned to him with the yardstick in hand and smacked his head rather hard making Richie yelp loudly. The class sobered up after that, “Mr. Tozier! Go straight to the principal’s office!” She screamed out towards the lanky boy, and he scowled slightly. He stood up petulantly and looked at the teacher with a fake smile.

“Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars, right?” Richie muttered bitterly as he passed Y/N’s seat tapping it twice as if to tell her something. She perked up at his words and his tiny gesture feigning disappointment at his words. Once he was outside of the classroom, Y/N raised her hand for the teacher to see her.

“Yes, Miss Y/L/N?” The teacher asked the girl groggily. The girl smiled kindly at the teacher and asked to be excused to go to the bathroom which the teacher gave consent to, inwardly praising the girl for her good manners. Y/N stood up from her seat while still smiling at the teacher and walking towards the door.

The infamous trash mouth Tozier was waiting by lockers for Y/N to come out of the classroom so he could at least talk to someone instead of being lectured by the principal. He was not looking forward to his little chat with the beloved person who hated him so much he would be expelled by now if not for his incredible grades.

“Ah, Mr. Tozier, you’ve been a very bad boy today,” Y/N smirked at her friend. Richie looked up from his ring-clad hands and smirked back at the girl. She stood right in front of him with her arms crossed, “It’s like you’re asking to get punished,” She pouted jokingly and went back to her smirking face in a second.

Richie dug his hands into his pockets and looked at Y/N with mischievous eyes, “I’ve just been in a very bratty mood today, doll face,” Y/N's eyes widened as she stifled her giggles. He could listen to those giggles all day every day and not get tired. Man, he was in deep.

“In all seriousness, Rich, that was quite the show in there.” She says, and he smirks cheekily.

“Only for you, baby doll,” Richie replies, and Y/N blushes slightly. He thinks nothing of it because she could never like a scrawny guy like him. How could she? She had a whole line of guys that wanted to get with her—including himself.

“Aw, my little trash mouth is so cute!” Y/N gushes playfully and squishes Richie’s cheeks which made him scrunch his nose as he tried to lick her hand. She took her hands away from his face immediately and feigned disgust. With a smile on her face, she got closer to him, “Say, what do you think if we got outta here?” She whispered and Richie’s eyes glistened at the idea. Being alone with Y/N was one of his favorite ways to pass time.

Without a second thought, he grabbed her hand in his and ran toward the school’s doors. They laughed heartily as they reached their bikes, grabbing them and racing to the quarry.

Once they got to their destination, they lay down next to each other in the shade. Richie decided to break the comfortable silence surrounding them, “Do you remember when we were losers back in middle school?” Y/N turned to face him and with a solemn look on her face, she took his hands in hers, playing with the many rings he had on.

“You were never a loser to me, Rich.” Her comment made his breath get caught in his throat. Had she really said that or was he imagining the whole thing? He sat up gently bringing her up with him. He brought her closer by her waist and felt her shiver when his hand touched the sliver of skin she had exposed on the small of her back.

“I’m glad you think that Y/N.” He never called her by her name, so she knew he was being serious. She felt breathless at that moment, and she felt herself lean into his space even more. He looked down at her soft lips and let his gaze linger there for a bit more before returning his eyesight to her doe eyes. Y/N got the hint that she was not the only one thinking about it and leaned in to capture Richie’s lips in a tender yet fleeting kiss. Once she pulled away Richie’s eyes slowly opened, a bit disappointed it had been such a short encounter.

“Toots, you can’t kiss me that rapidly. Yer gonna leave me wantin’ more of ya!” Richie exclaimed and brought her onto his lap only to kiss her with even more passion, wanting to evoke all the feelings he had in her. She kissed back, reciprocating the feelings he wanted to get across. Once the couple broke away from the kiss, breathless, Y/N smiled at Richie with so much adoration that the only thing he could do was blush feverously.

“Maybe I want you to keep coming back for more, Rich,” Y/N said to him cheekily and he smirked for the nth time that day.

“You rock my world, sweetheart.” Richie went in to lay a soft peck on her lips and she returned it with a smile on her face.

“I can rock so much more than just that, Tozier."

[luminnara]

Nesting | alpha!kiribaku x omega!reader fluff

Something soft and fluffy w a/b/o dynamics w kiribaku? Or just one of them if you don’t do poly things

Oh ho ho, don’t you worry I LOVE poly things! I especially love kiribaku x reader because like, how can you NOT lol

I made this super sweet and nice because I crave that feel good fluff! This is SFW but there’s a little mention of some adult stuff. Nothing past that though!

Requests are open!

Warnings: none

Gender neutral reader

Having two alphas wasn’t typical, at least not as far as you knew. Yeah, you were sure that there were all kinds of people and arrangements out there, but you had never really heard of alphas being willing to share an omega. Most of the time, they just got too possessive; when alphas went into ruts or omegas into heats, the pheromones being pumped into the air were sometimes strong enough to ruin entire friendships.

Not for you, though.

When the three of you became a thing, there was no drama. There was no fighting between the two boys, no conflict. You hadn’t really set out to date both of them, but, well...one thing led to another, and next thing you knew, you were all living in an apartment together, and you had two big mating marks on your neck.

It all happened so naturally. It was almost as if the three of you were fated to be together, or something. Yeah, you had your disagreements—Katsuki’s temper was infamous, and Eijiro could almost be too nice sometimes—but what relationship didn’t have a few spats here and there? Your fights never lasted long, and all in all, you were happier than you ever thought possible.

“I’m home!” Eijiro’s voice called, followed by the sound of the door closing.

But of course you already knew. You could smell him the second he walked in, and you were already up and running towards him.

“Whoa, hey!” He laughed as you launched yourself at him, catching you easily and grinning that shark grin of his. “Miss me or somethin’?”

“I always do,” you smiled, hooking your arms around his neck.

His hands settled on your butt as he held you, and he nuzzled into your neck. Both alphas always wanted to be covered in your scent, but Kirishima especially loved it, constantly shoving his nose against the glands and sometimes rubbing his entire head over them. He once told you that he liked being able to smell you on him even when you weren’t around, and the thought of him strutting around at the agency, absolutely reeking of you, made you blush whenever it crossed your mind.

“Is Katsuki home yet?” He asked, walking you down the entry hall and into the living room.

“No,” you sighed. “I think he’s working late tonight...”

You tried not to let your disappointment sound in your voice, but it was impossible to hide anything from Eijiro. He knew how stressful it could be, with both him and Katsuki working as some of the top pro heroes in the city. There were plenty of days where they both came home late, too tired to do anything other than drag themselves into bed and curl up around you. It had a tendency to leave you feeling dejected and alone, and lately, you had taken up a new hobby to try to distract yourself.

Well...hobby was a loose word. It was more just...something you had found yourself with the sudden urge to do, and tonight, the fruits of your labor were finally ready to be revealed.

When Kirishima stepped into the living room, he stopped, and you knew he had seen it.

“Hey, is that...?” He asked, voice trailing off as he stared.

You wiggled out of his arms, beaming up at him as soon as you were standing on your own. “A nest? Sure is!”

The look on your boyfriend’s face was priceless. His eyes were wide, like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. The living room floor was covered in blankets and pillows, all strategically piled up to form the best, coziest nest you could make. As Kirishima took a step closer, he spotted a few of his shirts and hoodies mixed in, a grin finding its way onto his face.

“Babe,” he finally spoke up, his voice soft, “are you really nesting?”

A small blush crept to your cheeks as you nodded, suddenly feeling shy. “Yeah, I guess so...I dunno where it came from really, I just started getting the urge to make it...”

Suddenly, he swept you up into his arms again, a loud, humming purr vibrating in his chest as he gave you a squeeze with those strong arms of his. “It looks amazing, baby.”

You sighed happily, relaxing against him. “Do...do you wanna come try it out with me?”

He almost dropped you again in shock. “H-huh?”

“Yeah!” you freed yourself from his grip once more and grabbed his hand, giving him a tug. 

“Y-you trust me enough...?” his face was adorably surprised, eyes wide as he let you pull him towards your nest.

“Well yeah, duh!” you plopped down in the center of all the blankets and clothes, smiling up at him as he stood over you. “Of course I trust you...you and Katsuki are the best alphas anyone could ask for. Why do you think I felt safe enough to even make a nest?”

You could swear you saw some tears welling up in his eyes, but he quickly wiped them away. “Fuck, I love you so much...”

“Then c’mere, silly,” you laughed lightly, patting the space next to you. 

He finally obliged, hunkering down and sighing happily as he surrounded himself with your scent. The nest was cozy, but big enough for three, and as you waited for Katsuki to get home, you found yourself chattering to Eijiro about exactly how it was made, what shirts you had snagged from his and Katsuki’s drawers, why you had piled up those pillows over there and those way over there, why every single plush in the apartment was strategically placed on top of everything else, and why he kept finding more and more of his belongings buried amongst the blankets. 

“Babe, this is mine,” he said, holding up an old, fraying wallet. 

“Yes, and?” you snatched it out of his hand, tucking it back in its spot. “You never use it. And it smells just like you.”

He chuckled, putting an arm around you and pulling you up against his chest while he continued to explore the nest. “Still can’t believe you went and did all this so quickly. You must have been working nonstop all day.”

You puffed up proudly, but before you had the chance to reply, you heard the door slam open and the sound of heavy boots stomping in. A warm, smoky-cinnamon smell wafted in, and you trilled happily. Katsuki was finally back home, and as you stood up on your knees, you saw him kicking his shoes off and hanging his coat up by the door. 

“Oy, I’m home,” he called tiredly, too busy putting on his house slippers to glance over at you yet. “Shitty hair, where are you? You make it back alive today?”

“Still in one piece, Katsuki,” Kirishima laughed, leaning back on his hand as you shot out of your nest to greet your other alpha.

“That’s something, I guess.” Bakugou grunted, turning towards the kitchen. He was moving slowly, like all of his muscles ached and he just wanted to go to bed. 

You weren’t about to let him, though. Not yet.

“Katsukiiiiiii,” you called, scrambling up onto the couch to get a better look at him. 

“Hey there, kitten.” he tossed his bag down in its usual place at the table, finally looking up at you. 

You saw his usually harsh gaze soften as his red eyes met yours, something close to the beginning of a smile tugging at the edges of his lips. Katsuki was a rough guy, always grumpy even while he was out there being one of the best heroes in the city, but at home, he was quieter. Home was a safe place for him, and even though he was still a handful, he was your handful, and you wouldn’t trade him for the world...although right now, you were starting to get irritated by the fact that he had yet to see the nest you worked so hard on.

“What’re you two losers doin’ down there?” he asked, walking towards you lazily. “Fuckin’ on the living room floor, without me?”

“Katsuki, come on.” you rolled your eyes. 

“What? It’s a valid question.” he said as he finally reached you, placing his hands over yours where they rested on the back of the couch. He closed his eyes, tilting his head up for you in an open invitation. “Miss me today?”

You nuzzled up against his chin, feeling him relax around you as you pumped out a happy, pheromone-filled scent for him. “Why don’t you take a look at what I spent all day doing, and then you tell me?”

He sighed, grumbling something under his breath as he cracked his eyes open. Then, he fell absolutely still, and when you pulled back and looked up at him, you saw that he was staring, eyes wide in disbelief. He had frozen completely, as if he had absolutely no idea how to process what he was seeing.

“Like it?” you asked, following his gaze back to your nest. 

Kirishima was still sitting in the center of it, resting one arm on his knee while he supported his weight on the other. There was a gentle, lazy smile on his face, and as he saw that Bakugou wasn’t moving, he tossed his head. “Katsuki, come see what our little omega worked so hard on.”

“Yeah, Katsuki.” you hopped off the couch, walking around the end of it to take his hand and drag him towards your nest. “Come join us.”

He let you pull him down, and for a moment, all he could do was take a deep breath and inhale the scents of his two mates. Ever so slowly, his face relaxed, and as the three of you snuggled in, he pulled you close and pressed a kiss against your forehead.

“What do you think?” you asked, getting cozy between your two boys.

“It’s fucking perfect, baby.” he said. “You’re fucking perfect.”

“Guess we’re not too bad at this whole alpha thing after all, huh?” Kirishima asked, leaning forward to greet Bakugou with a light kiss. 

“Never said we were.” Katsuki huffed, bristling for a moment before he calmed down. “Still...there are some alphas who never get to see their omega’s nest, let alone be invited in. I guess...you must feel pretty safe with us.”

“I do!” you chirped, grabbing a blanket and pulling it over yourself. “I’m happy. Well...I made this nest because I was getting so lonely during the day, and I wanted to be able to smell you guys while you were gone...”

The boys frowned at each other. 

“...but just making it made me feel better.”

You heard Katsuki sigh in relief as Eijiro gently headbutted you. 

“We have been working a lot lately...” he said quietly. 

“So we’ll change that,” Katsuki said roughly. “Our omega comes before anything. If you aren’t happy, what’s the point?”

You couldn’t help the wide smile on your face as you tugged them both down for a kiss, one by one. You spent the rest of the evening cuddled up in your nest, falling asleep on top of your boys, happy to finally, finally be getting the quality time you had been missing so much lately.

[reki-of-the-valley]

More Renga brainrot because that's all I do! - Pet names edition!

Langa calls Reki his Sunshine, but he says it in English to Reki doesn't get it. And Langa starts calling him Sunshine before they start dating so Reki doesn't click that it's a pet name

At first, Langa only uses Sunshine to refer to Reki when he's just talking to himself, mostly when he's tired or his head and heart are just fluttering with Reki Reki Reki

The first time Langa slips up, he's with his mom. They're out shopping, one of the rare occasions when they spend time together.

Nanako is going on about how she wishes she made more traditional Japanese dishes and meals, but she's so used to making western food that she never has any ideas of what to make or how they never taste the way she really wants them to when she does makes dishes from her childhood. Langa is nodding along - Nanako is used to her son being silent - but then he's talking so her full attention is on her son, especially when he's saying things like "I could always ask Sunshine's mom how she makes [insert whatever dish]"

There's a silence, then Langa feels the panic build up in him. "Wait! No! I mean Reki's mom! Not-!" Langa's biting the inside of his cheeks, so embarrassed. Nanako is grinning and she will be asking more about this whole "Sunshine" situation, to Langa's disenchantment

Langa is pretty good with concealing the whole thing, especially when he's only speaking Japanese. But it happens, he does slip up around Reki. It's after an especially thrilling yet exhausting night at S. Both as sweaty and tired, ready to crash, but Langa is hungry because he just burned so much energy. His mind is a blissful haze, somewhere between Japanese and English. That's how he ends up casually asking something along the lines of "Wanna go get burgers, Sunshine?"

He nearly doesn't catch his own words, and he wouldn't have thought twice if it wasn't for Reki looking at him in confusion. Panic once again. Because this time it's not his mom, it's not a stranger, it isn't in his head and heart. He called Reki Sunshine to his face. Reki was sunshine, yes, but saying it, it makes things real. It's putting his feelings out there for everyone to see. It's admitting to Reki that he thinks about him a little too much, a little too intensely, a little more than just platonically

But Reki is oblivious, because it's Reki. Reki who doesn't understand English. Reki who has a thousand nicknames for Langa. So for Reki, Sunshine is just Langa's equivalent of dude but in English, so he doesn't mind at all. And Langa is both extremely relieved and extremely frustrated

After that, Langa only uses Sunshine when he's praising Reki. It's unconscious, really, but it's fitting. And in a way, it's telling Reki he loves him, it's telling Reki that he loves him so much, enough to be giving him pet names. Reki is his summer sunshine, his morning sun, his light, but only in English. Langa can't quite say it in Japanese, in a language Reki understands. That's too much. Langa isn't ready to admit his feelings. Langa isn't ready to confess, not yet. Maybe never, but he is ready to call Reki his Sunshine in a language he's truly comfortable in

And this goes on for a while. Months of a secret pet name. Until Reki is getting ready for a race against Miya. No high stakes, probably something dumb like loser has to do the other's homework of choice (obvs it has to be reasonable, not like a whole essay or asking a middle schooler to do something he doesn't know like advanced math or whatever). Reki and Miya are bickering and teasing each other, friendly trash talk as they're used to at S. At least until Langa is coming along, wishing his Sunshine good luck. Reki grins because Langa is good luck to him. Miya is gapping.

"Sunshine? That's so gross, you slime! Of all the pet names you could choose, you go with Sunshine? And you didn't bother telling me you two are dating? How long have you been hiding it?"

Langa feels his whole insides twist. His heart stops. He feels sick. Miya is staring between the two. Reki is staring at him, frozen. Everything is wrong. This is not how Langa wanted this to go. This isn't how he wanted Reki to learn about-!

"Langa?" Reki's hand is squeezing Langa's arm. "Langa, you good man?" Reki is crouched down next to Langa. Reki - Langa can see the panic in his eyes, the uncertainty, the anxiety - is pushing all his own feelings aside, acting brave for Langa. Langa who never felt this overwhelmed until now.

Obviously, at this point, the race is postponed, Joe, Cherry, even Shadow, having gathered around to see what was happening. Miya is apologizing, but mostly unsure of what he did wrong. At least, he doesn't know until Reki is snapping back, big amber eyes staring the boy down and telling him that he isn't dating Langa. And Langa's heart tightens in his chest.

Joe is the one to clear the crowd, pushing everyone away to give Langa and Reki space. Cherry stays behind, but as soon as the two are calm enough, he gives them a curt nod before walking off.

The silence is thick and awkward, and Langa wants to die on the spot. He can't face Reki. Reki wasn't supposed to know about the pet name in the first place!

But then Reki's hand is on his, his smile soft, his eyes... Deep amber and looking at him in a way Reki's never looked at him. There's something in Reki's expression that makes Langa's stomach flip, his heart doing cartwheels in his chest.

"Hey, man, you good?" "I'm sorry." "What? Why?" "I shouldn't have..." "Is this about the whole Sunshine thing?" Langa nods. "Don't worry 'bout it, dude. And I mean, it's not mean. You're allowed."

That's when Langa notices it, the way Reki's thumb is rubbing his knuckles, the way Reki's looking at him, a light blush making his face glow, every freckle like a star against a sunset. That's why Reki is Langa's sunshine. Because he's beautiful, he's calming, he's the end of the day, the time to wind down and relax. Reki is a continual golden hour, with his grin and shiny eyes

It's now or never, Langa knows that. It's now or he'll have to die with that knowledge. It's now or Langa will never have another shot to see this beautiful view ever again

"I like you. I like you so much, Reki."

Langa feels Reki tense up, his fingers going rigid against Langa's. Langa sees how Reki's eyes widen, his shoulders freezing midbreath. But then he's grinning. And laughing. And nodding.

"Yeah, man? You mean it?" Langa nods hesitantly. "Man, aw, dude! That's- Yeah, yeah, okay, man. I mean- Aw, dude, this is so much harder than I thought... Of course you make it sound so easy to say, but like, man! Langa, dude, I like you too!"

Reki is grinning, wider than Langa's ever seen. So bright, like the Sunshine that he is. And at that moment, Langa almost blurts out that he loves him. (He has more self-control than that. One step at a time)

Reki refuses to let go of Langa's hand after that. They don't talk about what that means quite yet, what they are now, since they're still at S and it's noisy and this is a conversation they should probably have on their own, but Reki doesn't let go of Langa's hand and Langa takes that as a win in his book. Especially when Reki is pulling him up, dragging him back to their friends

Miya's got his hands stuffed in his pockets, not quite wanting to talk to the two, probably embarrassed about all the commotion he caused (he also probably got scolded by Cherry and Joe). He's only pulled out of his teenage pouting when Reki is ruffling his hair, reminding him that they had a beef

Both get ready for the race, everyone's spirits lifted once more. And Reki is especially pumped now. He's just missing one thing: his good luck charm

"C'mon! Say it! Please?" "But I said it before." "Say it again, please Langa?" "Fine, fine. Good luck, Sunshine. I believe in you."

And with the rush of adrenaline that hangs in the air at S, Langa finds the confidence to press a kiss to Reki's cheek, whispering "good luck, Reki" into the warm skin. There's an explosion of cheers and screams but Reki doesn't have time to linger onto the sensation of Langa's lips pressed to his cheek because the lights are already going, the race about to start

Edit: just a reminder that there is a fic version of this that can be found here!

[nightowlfandom]

PROMPT LIST 2021 EDITION (X RATED VER)

Hi, if you want a fic with no filter with nasty shit all over the place, this is the prompt list for you. These are a little more broad so I need more a storyline with these ones, alright? 

If you want a more tame prompt list/Less ‘nasty’ ver., YOU CAN CLICK HERE! (The rules are there too, so I would really recommend looking over there anyways because I won’t reiterate here because it would just be too long)

This is a no filter, no kink left behind, free for all, dirty over the top prompt list...am I getting rid of the other one? Nah. This is just the X rated version. If you want a mixture of both, be sure to specify which numbers from which prompt list purdy please?

Okay enough talking. Let’s get started,

...

1. Look at me when I fuck you!

2. Oh, you’re so cute with my cum in your mouth...don’t spill it, darling...swallow it all.

3. I said FUCKING BEG!

4. You’re a fucking slut you know that? But I fucking love it. I love you.

5. Bend over the counter and stick that ass out, baby.

6. You’re gonna be a good cock-sleeve, right baby?

7. You like when I choke you don’t you?

8.  Who told you that you could talk back to me?

9. You’re so slutty for me...touch yourself...that’s right.

10.  What if I just leave you here with this vibrator on your clit, huh?

11. Oh god, Y/N...Those sounds you make are so fucking hot

12. I can’t believe you’re sucking my dick in front of our friends.

13. Do you wanna play with daddy’s friends? Hm?

14. I think it’s time I teach you some discipline little girl.

15.  Whose gonna stop us? I own this fucking place, baby.

16. I love this...pussy...you like it when I say that?

17. I’m gonna overstim the fuck out of you and you’re gonna like it.

18. Do you like being used like a ragdoll? I thought so.

19. You think I can’t fuck you romantically, you think all I do is one night stands? Think again.

20. Don’t you ever hide your beautiful body from me, doll.

21. That’s right, you fucking worship me don’t you? Look up at me like I’m your god.

22. I have feelings for you, I just can’t get them out the right way...so let me love you in my own way.

23. Backseat. Now.

24. You look so cute tied and gagged, hon.

25. How about we skip introductions and just get to you riding my cock, hm?

26. If we’re gonna do this, you have to be quiet. Don’t make me cover your mouth.

27. I always thought (insert favorite color) suits you.

28. This? Oh...This here is a belt, my dear...What am I gonna do with it? Wouldn’t you like to know.

29. Nothing like a good fuck after a workout, right babe?

30. I don’t give a fuck that you’re on the phone, I want a taste right now.

31. Something tells me you don’t care where we do it, you just want some cock don’t you?

32- Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you’re angry?

33. I really wanna fuck the innocence out of your eyes, cutie.

34. I feel like the angrier you get at me, the harder I fuck you.

35. I wanna try something new...I wanna be gentle with you.

36. That’s it, grab my hair. Yank it, pull me back into your pussy. 

37. I want you to be in charge tonight. Show daddy whose really in charge, here baby.

38. No matter how much I order you around. you have the keys to my heart...and cock.

39. If you moan any louder we’re gonna wake you’re parents.

40. How do you ride me so good? God damn, you’re gonna break me!

41. Awww, baby. Did daddy make it hurt? Good.

42. I have such a nasty slut, I love it.

43. Do your friends know just how much of a whore you are, doll?

44. Let’s play hide and seek, the winner get’s to fuck the loser senseless....yes I know I always win.

45. Why be on video call when you could be hopping on this dick, baby?

46. Daddy had a hard day and work, you’ll make him feel better, right?

47. Give your master a proper greeting...yes I’m aware Master’s coworkers are here.

48. Aww, you’re trembling. Wouldn’t want to attract attention to us, would we?

49. I said I would fuck you just about anywhere, the gas station chip aisle is no exception.

50. Can those little fictional characters you simp over FUCK you like I can, doll?

51. Shit your so wet, did I do that to you?

52. Just because you have that pussy over my face doesn’t make you in charge of shit, cutie.

53. Aww, is my pretty baby shy? Our friends came here just to see you. They’ve been waiting to meet my cute little slutty baby.

54. Let’s play a game...it’s called *holding a blindfold* Fuck and Seek.

55. Don’t think, just focus on me. My fingers, my touch.

56. Fuck you’re dangerous, but so the fuck am I.

57. Fuck! You’re mine. You’re fucking mine and I’m fucking yours.

58. Everywhere you go, magic follows. You don’t see it, but I do. So let me worship you. Let me show you just how much I’m devoted to you.

59. Why read fanfic when you can have the real deal right here.

60. I found that little journal you made about me. I think it’s so cute how you fantasize about me, darling.

61. I know you and my friend have a thing going on...you wouldn’t mind if I join the party right?

62. What a gorgeous dress...but it’d look better torn to ribbons don’t you think?

63. Remember what lying does, baby girl...that’s five minutes you aren’t allowed to cum.

64. What? I’m just having my breakfast...move those covers.

65.I heard makeup sex was supposed to be super hot...why don’t we skip the arguing and hop right into the fucking.

66. I’m gonna corrupt your mind. I love to play with you like you’re a fucking violin.

67- You’re like a drug to me. I’m addicted to feeling that pussy wrap around my dick, doll.

68. There’s a huge difference between “I love you.” and “I love Fucking You”?...No, not really.

69. You never told me you were such a perverted slut...I’m dying to know more.

70. You know...it’s dangerous being out like this. A pretty little sla- I mean thing like you out here all alone.

71. I’ll fuck you on this table in front of all these people, and no one will say a think about it.

72. I love looking at you while you ride me...go ahead...show me whose boss, baby.

73. Defiance will get you punished.

74. I didn’t know you were into such lewd acts, honey. Show me more!

75. What’s a cutie like you doing being so sexy?

76. I love it when you’re dirty, baby.

77. Bend over and show me that ass, cutie.

78. I can’t show my love the way I want...I need you for more than just sex.

79- Stay the night with me...I don’t care if it will ruin our friendship.

80- Damnit Y/N, you’re gonna get us caught!!

[raziroo]

Ma

Pairing: Naruto Uzumaki x motherfigure!reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None, as far as I recall

Word count: 1398

Author's Note: Y'all i suck at titles i was so close to just naming this shit The Smile™. anywho enjoy this piece of motherly love churned out in like forty minutes.

She remembered how she’d found him. There was only the smallest crowd surrounding him, murmurs and whispers flitting back and forth. She’d been on her way to get groceries, initially ignoring the group of people herself, when the name ‘Naruto’ attracted her attention.

Naruto. Minato and Kushina’s son.

Instantly she’d stopped in her tracks, changing directions as to investigate what exactly was up. And oh, the condition the boy was in was enough to tug at her heartstrings - gashes and bruises were scattered across his body, peeking out from under the torn tatters of his clothes; blood seeped from his nose, his split lip, the multiple cuts his body had.

Shifting the bag so that it hung on her shoulder, the woman lifted the frail, clearly undernourished child up, and paying no heed to the villagers who were clearly appalled at the sight in front of them, she’d hurried to Konoha’s hospital.

It was while she paid for his medical expenses did the woman decide – she wouldn’t trust the poor child at the Hokage’s hands. However great a Kage may be, in the end of the day, he too was nothing at the hands of the people and politics. The villagers of the Leaf were bent on not accepting the boy solely because he was a Jinchuriki; a fate bestowed upon him by the Fourth Hokage, his father, the man the village worshipped. It truly was strange seeing all these mature adults resent a mere toddler just because he had the Kyuubi sealed inside of him. They didn’t realise that he was protecting them in a manner ever so sacrificial; they didn’t care that the Nine Tails would probably harm the boy more than it would ever them.

He’d woken up (jumped up, rather), began pestering her with questions. It was truly so sorrowful; the boy couldn’t – he simply wouldn’t – believe that someone would actually try to help him. When she’d told him that he was going to be living with her from then on, that she would be his guardian; oh, the sheer, unadulterated joy on his face shook the woman to her core. In all her years, in her entire thirty-three-year lifespan, never had the female witnessed an expression so pure – his euphoria shone through the shocked look on his face, and then through the face-splitting grin he wore.

He’d hugged her. She’d been surprised. After all, no child, even a four-year-old, hugged a stranger this freely.

She’d hugged him back anyways.

“Well, introduce yourself. It’s bad manners not to.”

“I’m Naruto Uzumaki, believe it! I’m going to become Hokage someday, you’ll see! The strongest Hokage ever!

“Oh?”

“Yes! I’ll save the village, and then its people will give me ramen!”

“Oh… you’re quite ambitious. Very determined too. I’m sure you’ll be Hokage, but for now, why don’t we get you something to eat? What would you like?”

“Ramen!”

She remembered the first time he’d called her ‘ma’. He’d been seven-years-old. She’d been putting him to bed, telling him fables of the Yondaime Hokage and his adventures. She hadn’t thought it wise to tell him that she’d been a mentor of his. That was a tale for another time.

She had crossed the threshold when she heard the little child’s voice call out to her.

“Yes, Naruto?”

“…Who were my parents? What were they like?”

“…”

“I - I’m sorry if you don’t wanna say it!”

“Your parents, Naruto, were two of the kindest, bravest people I’ve met. Your father was very charming, and your mother was beautiful. They were like prince and princess.”

“Oh. So… if they were prince and princess, then what am I?”

“Well, that would make you a prince, won’t it? When a prince and princess grow up, they become king and queen. So you’re prince.”

“Oh. You’re so intelligent! So you’re a queen too then?”

“Well… that depends. Would you want me to be queen?”

“Yes! I’m the prince, and the mother of a prince is a queen, isn’t she?”

“…Do you think of me as your mother, Naruto?”

“Of course! You take care of me, make food for me, buy clothes for me, tell me stories, put me in bed at night. That’s everything a mother does!”

“…”

“You’re my Ma, believe it!”

She’d kissed him goodnight. She might have shed a tear or two, too.

She remembered all their friendly banter. The quarrels over ramen, how she’d become a little stern, how he’d apologise fervently.

“Ma?”

“Mm-hm?”

“Can we have ramen for dinner today? Please?”

“Didn’t we have ramen for lunch yesterday? You can’t eat that all the time, you need to eat other stuff too, you know. Vegetables, fish, rice, miso -”

“But none of it is as good as ramen!”

“Really? You think so?”

“Yes! Believe it!”

“I do believe you, you knucklehead. But since you value ramen over my healthy, home cooked food, why don’t you make food for the rest of the week?”

“…Hah? No! Ma, I was kidding, believe it! Please, your food is great, it’s the best!”

“…Better than ramen, then?”

“Well, no, but -!”

She remembered when he left the village for training with Jiraiya. She couldn’t help but compare the scene of Naruto beside Jiraiya to Minato beside Jiraiya.

“Don’t be sad at all Ma! I’m gonna get stronger after training with Pervy Sage, and I’m gonna bring back Sasuke, believe it! I’ll save him from Orochimaru, that bastard -”

“Language, Naruto.”

“Sorry! But anyways, I’m gonna go now. Goodbye, Konoha! I know you’ll miss me! Bye, M – Ma? Ma, what -?”

“It’s nothing, you idiot. I’m your mother, aren’t I? Can’t I hug my boy goodbye?”

She remembered when he’d encountered Sasuke and Orochimaru.

“I was useless, Ma, useless! I couldn’t do a thing! I preached of bringing him back, but in the end, I turned out to be nothing but a pathetic loser who can’t even save his own friend! How am I ever gonna become Hokage?!”

“…”

“…Ma…?”

“…”

“…”

“Naruto, did you know I was part of ANBU?”

“W – wha -?”

“While my time there, I had many a companion, many a comrade. I remember them all to this day. There was one, though, one shinobi who stood out among all of us. When any of us would doubt ourselves, would try to blame ourself for a mission’s failure, he smacked us across the face. Be it girl or boy, he did not tolerate self-doubt and deprecation at any cost. He said that if we wished to be worthy shinobi, then pride mattered. If there was something that each and every human shares, it’s the sense of dignity and self-respect. No matter how big or how scarce, everyone has that. He taught me to never let my dignity be stripped of me. Because in the end, even when a man has nothing, he can always hold onto dignity. People who lose their sense of self and self-respect end up becoming like that Kabuto Yakushi. Don’t you ever, Naruto, ever think that you’re not worthy. You, my child, are the bravest, most kind-hearted shinobi I’ve met. It’s understandable that you’d feel weak after defeat at the hands of someone you call a rival, but I can assure you, you will bring Sasuke back. That’s something you can quote me on.”

She remembered how devastated and grief stricken he'd been when Jiraiya died, and how she had hugged him the tightest she'd ever hugged anyone. She remembered how he’d saved her, the Hokage, his friends and so many others when Pain had attacked. She remembered how he’d saved the village over and over. How he’d brought Sasuke back. How he’d rescued Hinata from the moon. How he’d come out victorious against Madara Uchiha, for God’s sake.

She remembered feeling struck when he’d smiled at her on his wedding day. Her boy had grown up, become tall, mature, become a man. But when he smiled at her, all she saw was the four-year-old whom she’d announced to that he was going to live with her.

It hadn’t been much of a surprise when that same blinding smile adorned his features when he had Boruto.

It was expected of him to smile at her that way when he had Himawari.

She felt so proud of him when he gave her the smile when he became Hokage.

Truly, her boy had grown up. He was the strongest shinobi to ever live, surpassing the God of Shinobi, his Master, his father.

Naruto Uzumaki. Her son.