#yet i always come back because i just love my sim and his boyfriend so much and theyre done so well in this game

[fleabuki]

do you ever get so fixated on your own sim that you download this stupid buggy game, just so that way you can see him again because the other games don't really do him much justice?

[norrizzandpia]

Hiiii I love your writing so much!!! Can I request an imagine where Lando is streaming and the reader says something and lando is like “when I marry you” and the reader is like WHEN? And lando is all like in love and the stream goes wild. Then she leaves the room and lando is like “I can’t wait to marry her “ or smth…. Thank uuuuuu

When? (LN4)

Summary: Apparently, to Lando, it is not a question of if he will marry Y/n, it is when.

Warnings: none

Sitting in a swiveling chair beside him, Y/n peaks over Lando’s shoulder, watching as his car on the video game spins out of control before crashing into the barriers.

“Shit!” Lando screams, his body flying forward from his chair to hunch over.

Y/n giggles in the background as the chat berates Lando for his poor sim skills whilst also being a Formula 1 driver, “You’d think you’d be so good at this game?”

Lando shoots her a look over his shoulder, a warning glance, before he shakes his head with a snicker, “You try it, then.”

Y/n shakes her head, “Nah, I’m good. Leave it the professionals.”

Lando nods with a tsk, finding her presence and her words funny nonetheless. There’s a ringing on her phone that shakes them from their moment, Y/n picking it up and noting the unknown number.

“Hello?”

Murmuring sounds from the other side of the phone before realization flows through Y/n and she nods as she speaks, “Yes, sorry. I will ask my boyfriend for that right now. I’m not sure what the exact code is.”

The word code makes Lando mute his microphone, knowing if people found his apartment with the knowledge of the code to get in, all hell would break loose.

“Who is it?” He asks her.

“The delivery guy. What’s the code to get into the building?” Y/n replies, her free hand landing on his bicep as he turns around to fully face her.

Lando’s body warms at her touch, “2576.”

She nods and he unmutes the microphone, the couple going back to their old ways.

“You know, you could just make it easier for me and write the code on a piece of paper for me. Or at least let me write it in my Notes app. I always forget it.” She chuckles, noting the way the delivery man texts her he’s making his way up the stairs, gaining closer to the apartment.

Lando mindlessly laughs, “I don’t want it to get leaked or for you to lose the paper. Maybe when I marry you, I don’t know.”

The chat erupts as silence ensues behind him. Lando sneaks a glance at Y/n behind him, the girl jaw dropped, “When?”

His eyebrows furrow, “Yeah, when. What about it? You think I don’t want to marry you? You think I don’t already have it all planned out in my head?”

Y/n shakes her head, disbelief bleeding from her being, “Well, what a nice surprise!”

She giggles, still a bit taken aback, before leaning forward and planting a slobbery kiss on his cheek. One which he grimaces at and wipes away, although his heart beats faster in his chest at the gesture.

She smiles down at him as she stands up, mumbling about the food being there, as she lays another kiss yet this time meeting his lips. She stares at him a bit more before leaving the room, the two being lovesick in the way their eyes shimmered.

Lando, let alone for the moment, read through the chat and laughed at their words, “What do you mean ‘I’m crying, that’s so cute’ I thought people knew how serious I was about her?!”

Max laughs from the other end of the call, “Yeah, what? Lando has been talking about marrying Y/n since he first met her.”

More messages flood through and Lando can only smile blissfully, “Well, you heard it here first, folks. I can’t wait to marry that woman.”

At this point, the chat is triggered into a frenzy and Y/n looks bewildered when she comes back with the food, slightly overwhelmed at the volume of words infiltrating the screen.

“Jesus Christ, did Lando moan again?” She jokes, though by the way Lando doesn’t answer she actually worries for a moment.

He’s quick to reassure her though, “No, just informing the chat on how in love I am with you because apparently they didn’t know.”

Blush rises to her cheeks and Lando pulls her down onto his lap, the two digging into the two bowls balancing in her lap. There’s a chowing session between the two, their hunger taking over, as they continue to converse with the chat and Max.

Truly funny, though, the way the conversation steered into the topic of Lando and Y/n getting married as the engagement ring rest in the depths of his sock drawer, begging to be taken out and displayed on the finger of his favorite girl.

[seobsroot]

IT’S ALWAYS BEEN US

summary: jake has known you since you two popped out of the womb, he’s loved you ever since

contains: childhood besties to lovers (maybe my fav trope idk)

warnings: jake hating all your bfs, hopelessly in love jake, oblivious jake and reader, x fem reader, mentions of y/n’s douchebag date

jake sim has been your best friend since the beginning of time it seems. he’s been attached to your hip and you don’t really mind. “this movie is so boring.” he blurted as he ran his hands down your legs that were on top of his lap. “womp womp. i asked you what movie you wanted to watch and what did you say?” you awaited an answer and he rolled his eyes. “you pick” “exactly so don’t complain.”

you turned your head back to the movie and he whined. your phone went off and you looked to see who it was. jake could tell who it was by the reaction you had. you started gettting all giggly, he hated it. he didn’t know why exactly. you started typing really fast and he kept looking at you from his peripheral. he wishes he could make you smile like that. he shook his head quickly, you’re his best friend since you two were babies. why was he acting like this?

you got up from the couch and went to your room. “what happened?” he got up from his slumped position to a more upright one at your absence. “m/n is coming to get me in like 30 minutes and i have to get ready.” you headed back to your room and jake sat on your couch and nodded even though you couldn’t see anymore. what does he have that jake doesn’t?

he huffed and got up and went to the bathroom and splashed cold water on his face. you’ve had many boyfriends over the past few years and jake has liked a few, like 2 or 3 out of the 6 you’ve introduced to him. he’s had about 2 girlfriends, but they never clicked for him. you can’t lie and say you never liked jake, but you thought he never had interest so you never made a move. he went back to the couch and laid across it.

“how do i look?” you came out in a black body con dress, a leather jacket over top, white heels, and your hair in a messy bun. you had only mascara on, but honestly that was all you needed. he took all of it in and breathed out. you smelled like vanilla with a hint of citrus. “you look amazing.” he said and you smiled. “thank you jakey. you can stay here if you want, i’ll be back in like 2 hours.” you said and waved to him bye.

he knew this wasn’t your boyfriend yet, but he hated this. he wanted you so bad, but he knew he couldn’t have you. it killed him on the inside. he slumped on your couch and accidentally fell asleep. he woke up to the sound of the door opening and he rubbed the sleep off and looked up at you. your mascara was running and you looked so sad. a look of worry washed over his face and he brought you into a hug.

“what happened?” he asked as his rubbed your back. “we went on the date and he started flirting with other girls in front of me! then i started getting mad at him and he got angry with me because i got mad at him! can you believe it jakey? oh i’m so pissed.” you cried more angry tears and he rocked you back and forth. “how did you get home? did he drive you?” you shook your head, “uber.” he huffed,

“why didn’t you call me to come get you? what if something happened?” he kept rocking you both and you shrugged. “didn’t want to worry you.” he pushed you off him. “this is any better? coming back to you crying with mascara down your face?” he grabbed your hand and took you to your bathroom.

he put you on the bathroom counter and grabbed your cotton pads and micellar water. he started wiping off the ruined mascara and applied your skin care. you looked into his eyes as he did this and you started smiling. “y/n.” he said and you hummed. “it’s always been you.” he blurted and you raised an eyebrow. “i’ve barely dated because it’s always been you. you’re the girl for me. they just don’t get me like you do, but i was scared to make a move because you were always getting new boyfriends and i could barely stay with one and it was-“ you kissed him to stop his rambling.

“jake. it’s always been us. no matter what our relationship looks like. whether it’s as lovers or as friends. it’s always been us, this lifetime or the next. i’ve always liked you, but i didn’t think you were into me. i didn’t want to cause a rift within our friendship because i cherish it so much. you’re my person forever.” he started crying and you wiped his tears and kissed him again.

“forever us pretty girl.”

i deserve him chat

[luviwon]

KINKTOBER MASTERLIST '24

☆ this masterlist is in collaboration with my dear love @shjsnjkj, so you can find her own post here! our masterlist is split in half so i will post on the even days, while she will post on the odd ones. thus, depending on what writing you wish to read, make sure to check the proper date for it ❤️ the pink titles represent writings that we both have worked on but they still follow the even and odd day post rule. ♺ the taglist is open (mention either you want to be tagged for all the episodes or just a certain one/ones) + access the account masterlist here!

OCTOBER 1 --- LEE HEESEUNG ' COME 2 ME

☆ boyfriend!heeseung x girlfriend!reader ; after a rough day at work, you finally stepped out of the office building, only to find yourself caught in a sudden downpour. that would've been no problem because you love rainy days, but you didn't have an umbrella, and your phone's battery died as well. you prayed that your boyfriend, heeseung would pass by your workplace and pick you up, but you knew he was working late. but not today, he came to you with his new car. you were so happy to see him and couldn't wait to thank him for saving you tonight. “you know, i’m ready. waiting for you every night. entrusting myself to your touch”

OCTOBER 2 --- YANG JUNGWON ' MY PERSONAL STYLIST

☆ stylist!jungwon x model!reader ; jungwon always finds the most fashionable pieces of clothing for you to try out, but when one day he decides to wrap you up in his own hands, well that becomes your new favourite fit.

(more under the cut)

OCTOBER 3 --- PARK JONGSEONG ' THE BOY NEXT DOOR

☆ bnd!jay x reader ; thunderstorms, no electricity, no key to your apartment. the only thing you could do was to stay for the night at your neighbor, jay's apartment.

OCTOBER 4 --- SIM JAEYUN ' ANNIVERSARY BREEDING

☆ boyfriend!jake x girlfriend!reader ; before you know it, you reach your 5th anniversary with your boyfriend, and before you feel it, he is 8inch deep inside you. but this time, he will leave a special present there for you.

OCTOBER 5 --- PARK SUNGHOON ' MY SUMMER LOVE

☆ sunghoon x reader ; it was august 31st, and you were heading back home tomorrow because of school. unfortunately, sleep didn't come easily. your mind kept replaying all the memories you had with sunghoon this summer, except for one. the one you'll be making tonight with the help of his camera. “fly through the deep night to you. in the thick darkness, i will hold you again”

OCTOBER 6 --- KIM SUNOO ' MUTUAL TOUCHING

☆ best friend!sunoo x reader ; someone once said that having a sleepover with your boy best friend is not the smartest idea. you wondered why, until you returned to your bedroom to find sunoo touching himself and ultimately agreeing to pleasure each other.

OCTOBER 7 --- PARK SUNGHOON ' BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?

☆ bestfriend!sunghoon x reader ; jealousy. this was the first time you felt that emotion while seeing your childhood best friend, sunghoon around girls except you. you hated to admit it, but you found out yourself craving his touch every time you saw him. maybe today is the day, to be honest and open up to him.

OCTOBER 8 --- NISHIMURA RIKI ' CLASSROOM HOOK UP

☆ classmate!niki x reader ; you really hated the physical education class, and so did your classmate niki. but skipping it together didn’t keep you from finding another way to burn some calories.

OCTOBER 9 --- SIM JAEYUN ' MIDNIGHT FICTION

☆ roommate!jake x reader ; you have this little habit, of reading fanfictions before going to bed. every night you'd dream about him touching you, heavily making out at the wall. but you never thought that this would come true tonight with your roommate jake.

OCTOBER 10 --- PARK JONGSEONG ' MY FITNESS INSTRUCTOR

☆ fitness instructor!jay x reader ; wishing to get in shape for summer, you hired your own instructor to help you reach your goal. yet later one, your only fitness target turned into feeling him press hard against your ass while bending down to stretch your body.

OCTOBER 11 --- LEE HEESEUNG ' FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

☆ fwb!heeseung x reader ; “i’ll be alone tonight, do you wanna come over?” this was heeseung's first time at your place. you were on your own at home, and he couldn't wait to touch you again after agreeing to this relationship. it was snowy outside, but inside your home all the windows became foggy that night due to the hot air between you two.

OCTOBER 12 --- KIM SUNOO ' PHONE SEX

☆ dating app stranger!sunoo x dating app user!reader ; “lonely at night? don’t worry, ‘call a lover’ will bring you the company you need in just a couple of seconds”. out of curiosity, you downloaded the dating app mentioned in the ad, just to say goodbye to boredom. i mean, it’s not like you’ll end up moaning a stranger’s name tonight, right?

OCTOBER 13 --- SIM JAEYUN ' STARRY NIGHT

☆ churchboy!jake x reader ; “you and i under the moonlight. we bloom at night.” jake and you have been friends since you relocated to the same area. you never imagined that this sweet guy you go to church with every sunday would have these naughty fantasies about you, and no one else. after your birthday, he took you to a beautiful garden far from your home, where you could make love in secret, unheard.

OCTOBER 14 --- YANG JUNGWON ' PORNSTAR COLLAB

☆ pornstar!jungwon x pornstar!reader ; having been in the adult industry for only a year, you’re constantly surprised by what the directors come up with next. but who would have guessed that their latest surprise would be filming a scene with your favorite actor?

OCTOBER 15 --- LEE HEESEUNG ' BIRTHDAY SEX

☆ boyfriend!Heeseung x girlfriend!reader ; heeseung’s 23th birthday. you decided to surprise your boyfriend with the members after their concert. he loved every single minute of it, especially the ones you two shared throughout the night. you didn’t hesitate and relaxed in the indoor jacuzzi with some champagne and strawberries covered in …

OCTOBER 16 --- SIM JAEYUN ' POST-MATCH

☆ football captain!jake x cheerleader!reader ; when it comes to football, you know that for jake a new victory means a following night out with the boys. this time, though, luck is not on their side and jake’s frustration needs to be buried somewhere else. maybe inside you would be just the great spot for that.

OCTOBER 17 --- PARK JONGSEONG ' LULLABY

☆ uncle!jay x niece!reader ; going on a vacation with your uncle looked like a wonderful idea. but little did you know, you will share a bedroom with him.

OCTOBER 18 --- KIM SUNOO ' FAMILY DINNER FINGERING

☆ fiancé!sunoo x reader ; it didn’t take long for everyone in your family to hear about your engagement, so they organised a dinner to celebrate the two of you. but truth be told, can sunoo really keep his hands away from you under the eyes of other people? or will he just not give a damn about it and let his fingers do their trick?

OCTOBER 19 --- PARK SUNGHOON ' GLASSES

☆ boss!sunghoon x worker!reader ; “i can’t endure it anymore, come to me. just a little bit closer.” stealing glances with your boss wasn't the best idea, especially when you're working on an important project and you're supposed to give it your all. he didn't like the result, it was full of mistakes and you had to get yourself together, as he said. so you had to stay overtime. nevertheless, you were not alone, sunghoon stayed with you and helped you get yourself together in every way possible.

OCTOBER 20 --- YANG JUNGWON ' BEACH SEX

☆ ex boyfriend!jungwon x ex girlfriend!reader ; going on a trip with your highschool group of friends sounds all perfect until you find out your ex will be there too. and you feel annoyed about it, that until you end up on top of him with your swimming suit buried somewhere in the sand. “we don’t need to tell your new boyfriend about it, sweetheart”

OCTOBER 21 --- LEE HEESEUNG ' DAD'S BEST FRIEND

☆ heeseung x reader ; heeseung was your favorite person when you were a little girl, but after moving to a new country, you slowly started to forget him through the ages. forget all his beautiful features, the memories you shared with him, and the song he sang to you the last night you saw him. receiving little kisses and sleeping with him wasn't the same as you remembered either.

OCTOBER 22 --- PARK JONGSEONG ' BACKSTAGE SUPPORT

☆ idol!jay x girlfriend!reader ; performing on stage is indeed stressful, so sometimes jay just needs his antistres toy to calm down. that’s why you wait for him patiently in the backstage, just in case he needs to recharge in between performances.

OCTOBER 23 --- PARK SUNGHOON ' MOONSTRUCK, FORBIDDEN LOVE

☆ sunghoon x reader ; your fiancé, your parents, and your loved ones are waiting for you to show up at the altar in that beautiful white dress. but you are not even in the same place with them. right now you're with sunghoon, hand in hand, melting into each other's touch with your engagement ring on the ground.

OCTOBER 24 --- YANG JUNGWON ' MIRROR KINK

☆ boyfriend!jungwon x girlfriend!reader ; a new house brings new surprises, and the bedroom ceiling mirror is no exception. at first, you don’t give it too much thought —until you catch your boyfriend’s reflection in it, relentlessly pleasuring you.

OCTOBER 25 --- NISHIMURA RIKI ' LIPS

☆ rival!niki x reader ; you and niki were the best dancers in the whole school, but everyone knew that you were enemies. one day, someone spread a rumor that the two of you were secretly dating. as soon as you heard it, you ran to niki and asked him what was going on. "i wouldn't mind if the rumors were true." -he said.

OCTOBER 26 --- KIM SUNOO ' SHOWER SEX

☆ step brother!sunoo x reader ; “what about we just share this one today?” sunoo whisper into your ear, slowly taking more of your personal space inside the shower cabin. “let’s just wash these sinful desires of ours away here for now.”

OCTOBER 27 --- NISHIMURA RIKI ' ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS ORAL TIME

☆ rich boy!niki x tutor!reader ; as niki's grades keep considerably going down, you are being in charge of bringing them back to an average score, giving him private lessons at his house. niki's stubbornness, though, and his constant dirty lines to flirt with you, do not help at all. so coming to an agreement together, you offer a little bit of you to every right answer he gets. it goes without saying now that by the end of the day, he would have mastered the subject just as much as your body.

OCTOBER 28 --- MAKNAE LINE ' DRINKING GAMES

☆ boyfriend!niki x girlfriend!reader x best friends!sunwon ; one too many drinks lead to the raise of unexpected secret fantasies, and that's how a birthday party for jungwon turns into a dirty race, fighting for who to fill your holes next. and you would think your boyfriend niki could never allow that, but the growing bulge in his pants when sunoo is fucking you from behind, well, says something totally different.

OCTOBER 29 --- HYUNG LINE ' ACT LIKE AN ANGEL, DRESS LIKE CRAZY

☆ brother!niki x sister!reader x brother's friend group!hyung line ; you came across as angelic to everyone, but deep down, that wasn't really you. only you know who you truly are, and you were ready to break free from expectations tonight and do all the things with your brother's best friends that you've always dreamed of.

OCTOBER 30 --- PARK SUNGHOON & KIM SUNOO ' PANORAMA

☆ ambassador!sunghoon x ambassador!sunoo x photographer!reader ; you always captured the models and the million-dollar products from afar. to be honest, you always wanted to try on some jewelry or something luxurious after being done with your work. tonight you have not just tried on the gems, you felt them as close as possible. not to mention you got the chance to admire the streets of tokyo from above with the help of the two ambassadors of cartier, taking turns behind your back.

OCTOBER 31 --- OT7 ' DARK MOON

☆ enhypen x reader ; holding a halloween party on an abandoned island does not sound like the greatest idea at first, but it gets so much better when you get the best prizes for simply being there. as they wish to fulfill your dirty desires, enhypen organises a small game of hide and seek for you. but this one is a little different, as the prize for finding each and every one is feeling them deep inside you, one by one, taking over your body and treating you just like the sex doll you wished to be. be careful, though, as there might be scary traps on the way to your reward (even though you can confirm that the only scary thing would be chocking on anything else other than their cocks)

[giuseppe-yuki]

I just had a stupid thought, just imagine somwone maybe new at Mercedes was bitching at kimi and hia huge tiger girlfriend sitting behind them just waiting for them to finsih and everyone around them snickering

no thought is a stupid thought! i love to receive asks from readers :)

lord help the soul who thinks he’s “better” than kimi just because he’s older and has more “experience” in the field of racing.

kimi antonelli x tiger shapeshifter!gf

kimi nods, trying to be be polite as the man in front of him elaborates on his skill and practice on the sim brig.

“…since i was literally a baby,” the engineer points out, exaggeratedly gesturing with his arms. “that’s why i know for a fact that you should not be turning like that on turn 4- you should take the outside line.”

scrunching his eyebrows in confusion, kimi blinks at the man in confusedly. “um…okay.”

your boyfriend swivels around on his chair in the garage, trying to end the conversation. however, being too polite to just walk away, he has no choice but to sit there, enduring the ‘words of wisdom’ from this newly hired engineer that everybody knew gave out the most bullshit advice. several long-term engineers shoot him looks of pity at their desks after seeing him trapped in the impractical conversation.

that’s why he brightens up like the sun peeking out behind a cloud when you flounce into the garage in the following moments, pressing a kiss onto his cheek when you reach him.

“hi kimi,” you giggle, ruffling his curls with your hand. “working hard?”

he smiles at you, nodding. “yep! i’m designing mercedes’ next championship winning car,” he jokes.

you laugh, before a voice behind you speaks up. “do you mind? i was just giving him tips on how to drive better out there. it’s simple, really.”

whipping around, you come face to face with a rather young looking lad, who you suppose to be the infamous new-hire that everyone despises.

“oh, sorry,” you say, not feeling sorry at all. “did i cut you off from your conversation with kimi?”

“yeah,” the engineer says, with an air of confidence around him. “i was informing him on the many things he should do better on next time on track. i’ll have you know i have years of experience.”

the gall of this man, you think. that’s no way to talk to my boyfriend.

and when you thought the engineer could be even more repulsive, he opens his mouth yet again.

“by the way, i don’t know how you even got in the garage, but fans are supposed to stay in the paddock,” he sniffs, as if repulsed by the thought of a random kimi enthusiast in the mercedes garage.

even the nearby merc employees raise an eyebrow to the overly-cocky engineer’s comment. it was pretty much common knowledge of your position as kimi’s girlfriend in the paddock, showing up to nearly every event to support him. besides, you literally just gave your boyfriend a kiss on the cheek- a fan couldn’t have possibly done that.

your boyfriend jumps off of his seat, ready to defend you.

“hey! this is my-“ he begins, but you cut him off, squeezing his arm gently.

“really?” you gasp, eyes wide with faux surprise. “i am so sorry! i just wanted a signature from kimi- i had no idea!”

giving you a look of disgust, the engineer gestures behind him towards the exit. “yeah, yeah, dumb mistake, whatever,- just go that way, and make sure to read the signs next time.”

ignoring kimi’s look of surprise and the snickers of knowing engineers, you take your leave from the garage. behind you, you hear the engineer snort. “eugh, fans these days…always so overeager to meet their idols, am i right?”

yeah, someone should really stop you before you bit his head off.

you pad back into the garage several minutes later, in your tiger form. you had to teach this stupid guy a lesson. gingerly stepping around tires and spare parts, you weave your way through groups of merc employees and engineers. of course, being used to your presence, they give you a few pets on your head.

you hear the engineer’s voice before you see him.

“i also want to say, your tyre management is- how do i put this nicely- horrible.”

turning the corner, you spot a miserable looking kimi picking at his fingernails as he half-listens to the arrogant man in front of him.

at the sight of your aggressive figure- a total 180 from your usual shyer demeanor, the employees surveying the scene start to quietly snicker again.

hearing the laughs, the engineers mistakenly believes that they are laughing with him instead of at him.

“see, even they agree with me,” he chuckles at kimi. “you really should be working on managing your tires on track.”

unable to take it anymore, you sprint towards kimi, purposely nudging the engineer’s chair, knocking it off balance by a little. you nudge your large head underneath kimi’s hand, demanding pets.

the egotistic engineer yelps, almost falling off the tall stool. somehow being the only one not having seen kimi’s ’pet tiger’ before, he stutters out, “a-a-a- tiger!” before fleeing to the opposite of the garage.

you growl at him, purposely flashing your sharp canines at him. it makes you feel smug when he shrinks back even more, cowering behind a spare tire.

kimi rolls his eyes at the man’s extreme reaction. “maybe,” he says pointedly to the engineer while stroking your fur, “instead of you giving me pointers on how to do my literal job, i should be giving you pointers how to control your emotions. like, what are you so scared of? it’s just a tiger!”

when you roar again at the engineer to emphasize kimi’s point, you are pretty sure the engineer nearly pees himself.

[delcakoo]

enha’s favorite petnames ´✩ˎ˗

requested <3

PAIRING ! enhypen x f!reader

WC ! 2.1k

GENRE ! tooth rotting fluff

WARNINGS ! lots of petnames ofc ^^

a/n: finally ot7 post woo! a bit shorter than my usual but hope u all enjoy <3

// LEE HEESEUNG !

if you’re the type to get flustered easily.. oh boy

you miiiight be in trouble

but even if you aren’t? hee WILL change that

this man will search a whole dictionary just to find a name that’ll get you shy for him

but on the average day he’s pretty chill yet flirty with pet names

its a bit unexpected.. the longer you’ve been dating the worse it gets

everything begins with baby

it just starts replacing your name like

“there’s my baby, how was your day, hm?”

before you can even get used to that he’s already gotten more confident

his other go to names for you are angel and occasionally pretty

mushy yet effective c:

for example if you’ve been having a rough day or just got back from work or school? healing gamer boyf hee to the rescue!

“missed you, angel. wanna come sit on my lap while i game?” with a kiss against your temple :c

it’s such a simple name that he’d only ever call you, n’ he always says it so absentmindedly as if the name was your own

the latter is commonly used when you’re mad at him

“m’ sorry pretty. can your boyfriend try and make it up with some cuddles? and i’ll let you pick a movie?”

or perhaps when he’s being evil and wants a reaction out of you

“hey pretty girl, can you pass the remote?” pArdon

where did that come from sir..

when your reply comes out stuttered he snickers

this is not to say he isn’t just as weak for you!!

make sure to get him back since IT ISN’T THAT HARD

hit him with ‘handsome’ and bros a goner

“morning handsome, how’d you sleep?”

“i just woke up, stop..” suddenly your smug, confident boyfriend is hiding the grin on his face in the safety of your shoulder

BUT proceed with caution because hee will never just let you win, nuh uh!

if you step up your game so will he, be prepared for him to hunt down any name in the book that can get you going <3

// PARK JAY !

cmon this man is the epitome of romance!

he doesn’t even nOtice the effect it has on you, as his s/o jay thinks it’s common sense that you should have all the special names ^^

“darling, want me to get you a drink? i washed your favorite mug.”

“sweetheart, should i cut up some fruit for you and the boys?” yeAh he’d literally be in the kitchen doing shit instead of joining in movie night (just like in sosofun T-T)

THE BOYS DON’T EVEN TEASE because it’s just so cute and pure

even if they did it isn’t like he’d care

brushes them off because nothing can stop him from showering you in love

after a while you soooorta get used to it

but like can you ever really get used to jay’s way of waking you up in the morning

“my love,” he mumbles, peppering kisses along the back of your head while holding you tighter against his sturdy chest, “time to get up, okay?”

you just ask how he expects you to get up when he’s holding and talking to you like that :c

either way pet names are quite important for jay

it’s a method to show how serious he is about your relationship, he doesn’t go around calling just anyone beautiful,,

so if you use them on him as well? his heart will MELT

literally anything you do makes him happy, even just baby would get him smiling

even if it’s over text,, “sleep well! goodnight, love” HE IS FAST ASLEEP WITH A GIDDY SMILE ON HIS FACE

all in all jay is a giver!

doesn’t expect anything in return for his labor, so having you call him such praising names like he does for you..?

just?! starts malfunctioning

his brain immediately goes to things like “how’d i get so lucky” “i don’t deserve her”

also why words of affirmation is one of his top love languages!! give him the affection he deserves <3

and and one time you tried to see his reaction by calling him husband on the phone with a friend

..bro didn’t even bat an eye

the real definition of husband material

// SIM JAKE !

now this one.. unironically uses all the playboy pet names

you see

he started calling you babygirl as a joke A JOKE OKAY

just teasingly or fake flirting as if you weren’t already together y’know

however.. the annoying name

kinda stuck

and now he brings it up every so often,,

bro’s lucky because it’d probs give you the ick from anyone else..

when you’d show off a new outfit or arrive at your date location?

“yoi! looking pretty, babygirl!” :)

his other favourite is princess! no reason just that you’re his princess

you rarely hear your own name any more it’s always just

“when’d you buy that, princess?”

“hey princess, is the food warm enough?”

not that you mind!

as for him.. jake literally loves anything and everything when it’s from your mouth

call him snookums for all he cares as long as it isn’t his boring old name

if you even try to call him jaEhyun or jake you’re getting the injured puppy eyes >:[

baby, love, handsome, literally anything makes him smile and mentally kick his feet like AUGHHH hes so in love with you it hurts!!

however this may seem oddly specific

‘cause it is but

calling him dumb things like my hero WILL GET HIM GRINNING SO FAST

jake loves! feeling helpful! and important! mainly for you!!

EVEN IF ITS JUST. he tied your shoe just go ‘my knight in shining armour! i would’ve tripped without you’ and mans will be doing a lil’ dance in his head <3

yes you could’ve tied your own shoe but heeee did that he’s such a good helpful caring wonderful boyfriend right?? right

let him have his moments,,

// PARK SUNGHOON !

he is. sort of sorry

listen.. hoon can’t help his shyness

even after dating for a while this man still blushes at the thought of calling you something besides your name T-T

he settles for.. babe

around others it’ll be your name

but in private he’ll just quietly go “babe, now that they’re gone can we continue that show?” awWw

sure when he’s being a teasing nuisance he’ll pinch your cheeks and start calling you cutie or my baby just to see your annoyed frown

but when you harmlessly ask why he doesn’t call you that at any other time he gets all fidgety and shrugs his shoulders

“i dunno! it’s.. embarrassing.”

so pretty much

the only real way to get pet names out of hoon is if you can muster up the courage to start using them first

just jump scare him like

“pretty boy, wanna go get ice cream?” he’ll be looking around the room pointing to himself going mE??!

then he’ll eventually start using them in return, maybe just baby or angel here or there

more specifically if he’s really missing you or needs something

“yah, angel~” he’d yell from your apartment’s entrance, “you look good and all.. but we’re going to be late if you don’t hurry!!”

“wanna come visit the recording room at break? baby i’ll cry from exhaustion if you don’t.”

synopsis is. you know he reaaally needs you when those names come out

but but! like mentioned before he feels most comfy with casual nicknames

and if you’re okay with it, your own name which sometimes feels even more special to hoon ^^

he just loves saying your name as much as he loves everything else about you

however if pet names mean a lot to you no need to worry, he’ll get the hang of em’ and soon this dork will have you a blushing mess 24/7 mwahaha!

// KIM SUNOO !

baby is.. more romantic than you think!

as he warms up,, his favourite is simply calling you his love :c

in fact, he doesn’t mind saying it in front of the members even if they’re sure to tease him later on

“my love!” he exclaims as soon as you answer the phone, “i’m on the way to practise with everyone, wanna visit at lunch? jungwon keeps mentioning some mario movie he wants to watch with you..” *eyeroll*

he’s very.. go with the flow

if you call him a specific name then he may use the same one on you too ^^

for example, it was a bit unexpected to hear him start calling you hun

but at the same time you’ve called him that a couple times before too

sunoo always tries to catch on quickly when it comes to what you’re comfy with!

you wrap your arms around your boyfriend's waist just as he drops his duffle bag on the floor, “sun, how was recording?”

“ahh.. the others were yelling and gave me a headache. but it’s okay now that i’m with you, hun,” despite his exhaustion, he squeezes you with equal enthusiasm <3

as for himself, sunoo can’t help but smile when you call him the softer stuff

AND sun of course, it’s cute but simple — his favourite!

despite being the oldest of the maknae line, he’s used to being coddled a lot and sometimes.. it gets annoying

especially when the younger members join in

however when it comes to you?? he couldn’t care LESS

“my baby looks so tired, wanna sleep in my lap?” yep he’s absolutely sold

sometimes you have to repeat yourself ‘cause he was too busy getting flustered over your names for him <\3

// YANG JUNGWON !

being known for copying things like ‘yoi’

wonnie sometimes gets his pet names by watching/reading things

he could be on the plane during tour, watching a movie when the main lead says ‘beautiful’ and his first thought is just

“ah, that’s a good name for y/n”

may or may not have a note tab in his phone dedicated to names for you..

he would even research ones in other languages because he LOVES seeing your shy reaction when he explains what it means

“yah, why’d you text me something in a different language?”

when his cat eyes turn to crescents and his dimple poked through, you know he’s proud of whatever it is

“it means ‘darling’ in chinese, jagiya.”

when your expression changes and you turn to hide your smile, he leans over to give you a victory kiss through many giggles <3

on a day to day basis though

he enjoys saying your name in a cute way, besides the classic jagi/jagiya

“y/n~ come cuddle!” c’mon how’re you gonna say no!?

“look jagi,” he says it absentmindedly, even with the members nearby, “you’re my lockscreen now!”

will think it’s cute if you use the same names back, but won doesn’t mind anything ^^

he just really enjoys matching with you whether it be petnames, outfits, jewelry, anything really

so if there’s a specific name you like calling him

he’ll definitely steal it..

“bub, wanna order something for dinner?”

cat boyfriend just tilts his head, “okay, but why am i bub now?”

“i dunno, it’s just a cute name.”

then a few days later he—

“bub! i missed you!!” as soon as you walk through the door <3

cutie T-T

// NISHIMURA RIKI !

creative boy likes being unique with it :0

also ‘cause using super mushy names simply isn’t his style bUt

perhaps when he gets older that’ll change,,

most of the time babe/baby is an exception though

its quick, sweet, and right to the chase which is perfect for your impatient boy especially when he needs attention

“babe, babe, babe-“

you push him away slightly, holding the phone closer to your ear, “can’t you see i’m on the phone, ki?”

before you know it his arms are wrapped around you as his head dips into the crook of your neck, “baby i’m bored..”

“just a bit longer, okay?”

sometimes you may need some patience T-T

he also enjoys finding ways to make his own personal nickname out of your name, it feels much more special to him even if it’s not as ‘romantic’

AND OH BOY if anyone

absolutely anyone tries to use HIS name for you they’re getting the coldest death glare >:[

especially if it’s one of his members

in that case he has zero shame telling them off

“ow! what was that for?” jake whines, recoiling from the punch the younger had delivered to his arm

“you used my name for y/n,” he explains with a shy yet scolding grin, “the only thing you’re allowed to call her is her name, idiot.”

poor jake had to retell his story from the beginning,, sigh

just because he doesn’t do it himself does noT mean he won’t want you to call him cute shit!!

his reactions are always so worth it

“love, do you see my phone over there?” you feel bad interrupting your boyfriend who was peacefully napping in the living room, but the stress of being late for work was worse

instead of looking around though, riki only peels his eyes over to you, smiling giddily

“what was that?”

“have you seen my phone, doofus,” you repeat

“no, the first part!”

“love…?” suddenly he’s running over, picking you up and pulling you right over to the couch with him happily

good luck escaping his grasp c:

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[sillygoose067]

Charles’s Angel(s)

Ch. 32

Charles Leclerc x Reader

Charles blearily blinks his eyes open, meaning to stretch his limbs when he feels a weight on his left side. He turns to relieve the weight there, finding you curled up under his arm, burrowed into his covers. Smiling, he spoons around you, breathing in your scent, now mixed with his, after using his body wash. He runs his fingers over your features, wondering how he got lucky enough to have you.

Feeling a ticklish sensation on your face, you flinch away, trying to escape with a whine when you hear a raspy chuckle near your ear, then a kiss on your forehead. 

“Morning, baby."

“Nooooooo. S’too early to wake up”, you moan. 

Your surroundings shake and you sit up in alarm thinking there was an earthquake, but look over your shoulder to see Charles’ body shaking in mirthless laughter. You harumph, crossing your arms, and turn around. 

“C’mon baby, Cheri, I’m sorry. It’s just that you’re so cute when you wake up”. 

This makes you turn to look at him over your shoulder. “Are you saying that I’m not cute any other time?”

He pulls you so that you’re lying on top of him now. You place your cheek on his bare chest. “Angel, you’re always cute to me”, and his fingers began to massage your scalp again. You start to drift off and he stops. 

“Nooooo, don’t stop. Feels good…”

He chuckles again and resumes. “Babe, you know I love you, and that there’s nothing I’d rather do than spend my morning with you like this. But I need to go to HQ to do some sims. The earlier I go, the earlier I can come home”. 

“Mmmmhhm”

“Please Cheri? You can stay here until I come back, and I can drop you back home tonight”.

“...Fine”, you give in reluctantly, the thought of leaving tonight sobering you up. You didn’t want to go back yet, but you had responsibilities, as did Charles.

…

You rummage through his cupboards and cabinets, looking for something to get into your boyfriend’s stomach before he leaves while said man is in the shower. What’s the purpose of having all this money if you can’t even stock up your kitchen, man, you mumble to yourself. I bet this dude doesn’t even eat breakfast, you tsk. I need to fill up these cupboards and make sure he eats all his meals properly. 

You manage to get some toast, eggs, and coffee going. At least he has an espresso machine.

You’re smothering your piece of toast with butter when Charles reappears, freshly showered, dressed in a dark blue crewneck and a pair of baggy jeans, taking a seat on the stool in front of you. “Wow, did you make us breakfast? Thanks love.”

You scoff. “If this is what you call breakfast, you’ve got problems. We need to fill up these cabinets of yours, make them useful.”

He hums as he scarfed down the toast and eggs, pressing a kiss to your temple as he gets up to leave. “Feel free to look around while I’m gone. If you need anything, just give me a call. I should be home after lunch.”

“Bye, love you.”

“Love you, babe.” You watch as he steps out of the apartment, closing the door behind him. 

…

You get dressed (in last night’s clothes, because of course, you didn’t plan far ahead enough, and the need to fill your boyfriend’s kitchen won over your mortification) and make your way downtown to the local grocery store. As you roamed through the aisles, you picked up a couple of fruits to leave on his island counter, some vegetables, eggs, milk, bread, and other necessities to keep him stocked up and healthy. Lord knows how he survived so far with barely any sustenance and his strict dietary protocols. 

By the time you return to the apartment, it’s nearly lunchtime, so you cook something up, making it in extras just in case Charles shows up. Lo and behold, you hear the doorknob jiggle while you’re steaming some rice. 

“Hi!”, you chirp.

He kicks his shoes off, and approaches you, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and pressing a kiss to your cheek. “Hello love, you certainly seem more chipper than this morning. What’s up?”

“Nothing”, you grin up at him, tilting your head back to meet his gaze. “I hope I didn’t overstep, but I took the liberty of filling your pantry and fridge”. You shrug, feigning indifference. 

He parts from you and rummages around his kitchen, peeking his head into every one of the cabinets and the fridge. The silence is nearly overwhelming, and you let go of the breath you were holding, twisting your fingers and beginning an apology. “I’m sorry Char–” And then suddenly, you’re being crushed to a firm chest. 

“I love you so much it hurts. You need to stop being so sweet to me, Y/n, or I might die of it”, he whispers into your hair. You smile, relieved, and grip his arms, pulling away to look him in the eye. 

“You don’t mind?”

“Sweetheart, if I recall correctly, I told you to make yourself at home last night. That’s all you’ve done here. How could I ever mind?”

“I mean, I wasn’t sure if you’d like me to go snooping around your kitchen– And what if you were leaving everything empty on purpose?”

He snorts. “For what? My trophies? Baby, you don’t need to overthink everything you do so much. Not anymore, at least not around me, alright?”

“M’kay”, you sigh in resigned relief. 

“Now, what’s for lunch? I haven’t had a homecooked meal in ages.”

You smack his chest. “You literally had dinner made by Pascale last night.”

“Ow! I meant other than that.”

You enjoy a hearty meal together on Charles’ sofa, laughing and discussing each other’s day and plans for the evening. 

If this is what love feels like, I want this forever.

[dees-writing-corner]

matchmaker

pairings: seonghwa x reader

genre: fluff

word count: 1688

a/n okay, maybe this wedding isn't as bad as I thought😳 *cue me giggling*

main masterlist

Lying down on the bed, I turned my head to the side, looking at where Yunho was perched in the armchair.

"Remind me again. Why am I here?"

Yunho looked up from his phone, a wary grin on his lips, "Umm, because I'm your best friend and you love me, and you don't want to see me suffer?"

Propping myself up on my elbows, I raised a brow, "That's definitely not it."

"Because I promised to buy you your booklist and to never drag you to anything family related again?"

Satisfied, I hummed before resting my head back down.

"And what are we doing?"

Wooyoung sauntered into the room, looking between Yunho and me before deciding to jump onto the bed.

"Ugh!" Groaning, I tried to push Wooyoung's arm off of me. "Get off! You're gonna smother me to death!"

Wooyoung grinned before rubbing his cheek against mine, "Aww, but you love it. No, but really, what were you two talking about?"

Rolling my eyes, I stopped struggling against him, "I was just wondering why I was here, that's all." 

Wooyoung laughed before sitting up, "I'm pretty sure the only reason Yunho managed to get you to come was that he mentioned Seonghwa was gonna be here."

I could feel my face getting hotter as Yunho stared at me in disbelief.

"Wait. So, you're telling me that the only reason you're here is because of Seonghwa?!"

Pursing my lips, I thought about my response. If I said no, he'd see right through it. If I said yes, I'd never hear the end of it.

"Umm, what would your response be if I said yes?"

Yunho got up from the armchair and jumped onto the other side of me.

"I'd say, why the hell is my childhood friend more important than me? You've barely even spoken to him!"

I wriggled around, trying to get comfortable, "Umm -"

"I know the answer to that." Wooyoung grinned as he looked over at us. "It's because our dear little Y/N thinks that Seonghwa is devilishly handsome and wants to get to know him some more."

Reaching an arm out to hit Wooyoung, "That's not it."

"Oh? Then pray tell, what is it?"

"It's because he's -" Catching the glint in Wooyoung's eyes, I let out a defeated sigh. "Okay, fine. He's very good-looking and I'd like to get to know him some more. I always see him at your family gatherings, but I've never spoken to him properly. I'm just curious."

Yunho shared a look with Wooyoung before looking down at me, "You're gonna speak to him?"

Pressing my lips together in a thin line, I carefully looked between them, "Umm, I might need some help with that."

Placing the gin and tonic down on the bar, I looked at the two beside me.

"What are you two looking for? You've been looking around the place since we came down."

Wooyoung slowly sipped on the whiskey as his eyes scanned the hotel bar, "We're looking for Seonghwa."

"Seong-" Choking slightly on my spit, I raised the glass back up. "When I said that I needed one of you to initiate conversation, I didn't mean look for him and then jump on him like vultures."

Chuckling, I closed my eyes for a second.

"Yunho! Wooyoung! So glad to see you both! Oh, and Y/N dear."

Feeling my smile freeze, my eyes widened slightly at the voice.

Yunho quickly put his drink down and leaned over to give the woman a quick hug. 

"Hi, Aunty Sim."

Schooling my face into a small smile, I turned to face the woman.

"Hi."

"Oh, it's so good to see you again. You haven't come to our family events in a while."

She pulled me into a VERY tight hug before pulling away slightly.

"So, dear, do you have a boyfriend yet?" She wriggled her eyebrows, gesturing to Yunho and Wooyoung. "Yunho maybe? Or Wooyoung?"

Quickly shaking my head, I let out an awkward chuckle, "No! No, I'm still single."

"That's good to hear. There's someone I've been meaning to introduce you to. Let me just go and find him."

"Wait, Aunty Sim! I'm not-"

Before I could even finish my sentence, she let go of me and weaved herself through the people.

Turning to my drink, I downed the whole thing before motioning for another one.

"This is why I stopped attending either of your family events after I turned 16." I glanced at Wooyoung and Yunho, noticing that they were both grinning, before turning back to Yunho. "That aunt of yours has tried to set me up with everyone that is my age. Your cousins, her friend's sons. Everyone!"

Thanking the bartender, I took a sip of the drink as the two of them chuckled.

"Oh, come on." Wooyoung nudged my shoulder. "It can't be that bad."

Raising a brow, I gave him a pointed look, "Do you want to have a try?"

Wooyoung thought for a second before grimacing, "I'm good."

Glancing at the people standing about, I did a double take when I noticed Aunty Sim make her way over to us with a very flustered Seonghwa trailing behind her.

"Oh. My God."

Yunho and Wooyoung swivelled around. 

"What? What are y- Oh?" Wooyoung let out a cackle as Yunho smirked.

"You know what?" Turning to look at Yunho. "I don't think you need me and Wooyoung after all."

Slightly mortified, I watched as they stalled to a stop in front of us.

"Y/N! This is Seonghwa, I'm sure you two will get along." Aunty Sim grabbed ahold of Yunho and Wooyoung's arms and pulled them away. "Come on you two."

There was an awkward silence between us until our eyes met and we started chuckling.

Seonghwa shook his head a bit, a small smile playing on his lips, "Sorry about that. Aunty Sim has been trying to set me up with someone for years."

Nodding, I took a sip of the gin and tonic, "It's the same with me."

Frowning, I could see Seonghwa's lips moving but I couldn't hear him over the chatter and music.

Leaning in closer to him, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."

Seonghwa leaned closer to my ear, "I was just asking if you wanted to grab something to eat? I'm pretty sure Aunty Sim is still looking at us."

"No way!" Laughing, I threw my head back as Seonghwa chuckled.

"It's true! To this day, I can still remember Yunho calling me after the date saying that he broke his ass."

Calming down a bit, I took a sip of water, "Wait, was that like, 2 years ago? With a co-worker of his?"

Seonghwa nodded, "Yeah!"

"Oh, I remember that date. He came over to mine the day after the date and said it didn't work out. He hobbled to my couch and sat down on one of my cushions. I asked him about it, but he never told me why."

Seonghwa laughed a bit, "Yeah, I think he was a bit mortified about it."

Shaking my head, I glanced down at my phone, taking note of the time, "Oh, it's so late already."

Looking up at Seonghwa, I noticed that he looked like he wanted to say something.

"What?"

"Umm," The tips of Seonghwa's ears turned pink as he scratched the back of his neck. "You think I can get your number? I quite liked how tonight went."

Smiling, I put a hand out for his phone, "Yeah, sure."

Lying between Yunho and Wooyoung, I waited for one of them to ask for the details from last night.

"So," Yunho propped himself up on his hand. "How was your date last night with Mr Tall-dark-and-handsome?"

"Great! I've got his number and we're going out for lunch in, " Raising my head, I glanced at the clock on the bedside table. "In half an hour."

Biting my lip, I tried not to laugh as I remembered something from last night. "Hey, Yunho?"

"Hmm?"

"How's your ass?"

"What?"

I could hear Wooyoung echo the question as he looked at me with the most puzzled face I had ever seen on him.

Yunho furrowed his brows before his mouth dropped open when he realised what I was talking about.

"Okay, let me just put it out there, it was my tailbone, not my ass."

"What are you two talking about?"

Getting up, I looked for my jacket before putting my shoes on, listening to Yunho as he told Wooyoung.

"A couple years ago, I went on a date with someone I worked with, and when we walked out of the restaurant, I slipped and broke my tailbone."

Grabbing my bag, I paused before going out.

"Yeah, and when he called Seonghwa, he told him that he broke his ass and asked him to bring a cushion with him because he couldn't sit down."

I could see Wooyoung struggle to contain his laughter as he pursed his lips together, but the second he looked at Yunho, all hell broke loose, and he started cackling.

Laughing, I watched as Yunho groaned and threw his head back.

"I'm off. See you two in a bit."

Closing the hotel door behind me, I was met with Seonghwa standing outside with an arched brow.

"Are you harbouring a witch in there?"

Laughing, we walked down the corridor, "That would be Wooyoung."

Seonghwa nodded, "Ah, yes, I thought that laugh sounded familiar."

Waiting for the lift, I glanced over at Seonghwa. He was wearing a simple black t-shirt, a pair of black ripped jeans and a leather jacket.

He must've felt me staring because the next second he was looking down at me, "What?"

Shaking my head, I held back a grin, "Nothing, you look good."

Seonghwa raised a brow, before holding his hand out when the lift arrived, "You first."

Stepping into the lift, I pressed the button.

"So, where are you taking me today?"

"There's an Italian restaurant around the corner. Sound good?"

Walking out of the lift, I cast a glance back, "Hmm, I love Italian."

[autisticempathydaemon]

for your matchup game! thank you for doing these they look super fun though i’m sure you’re super busy with them lol!!

* my fave song in the last few weeks has been otherside which is a minecraft song. it’s got a sick beat drop and i like listening to it for focus music

* 2w1

* I don’t know about gargantuan BUT i do love a good video essay/deep dive. mike’s mics pretty little liars vids have been my go to the last few months

* i don’t actually remember having an imaginary friend :/ my parents said i had one, and most i can remember is we used to have tea parties

* i have to have asmr or some kind of ambient noise in order to fall asleep, and i also have to have my body pillow to hug or else i cannot sleep

* emily irene. it’s the name my parents were going to give me bc it honored their grandparents but my mom hated irene (my dads grandmothers name) so she refused. i’ve always wanted to change it to that.

* probably camping with your tsundere alpha werewolf boyfriend because it’s the first real time we’ve seen davey share memories about his dad in a peaceful way, which was really nice. also the scratch offs reminded me of my own dad bc it was something he used to do for me and my sisters and it made me cry after listening and i had to call him and tell him i missed him LOL

* james probably? i just haven’t rlly gotten around to listening to all of the audios with james anton and marcus yet (still p new to the fandom)

* howl’s moving castle

* damien. i think we could commiserate over a really nice chocolate cheesecake abt our mommy issues.

* internet drama i come across. i have a bad habit of digging myself down a rabbit hole of the most inane internet drama and then telling my best friend abt it when we’re both sleepy but not ready to SleepTM yet

* reese’s sticks and a dr pepper, or if i’m feeling savory it’s pringles and a dr pepper and if they have slushies/icees then it’s a cherry slushie/icee and whichever above snack i’m feeling

* i have a playlist called georgia peach which is a country music playlist i made of all the old music i grew up on. i like listening to it on warmer days when i’m on a drive

* a tie between the twilight movies and bbc sherlock but i feel like twilight is more um. socially accepted, at least on social media. bbc sherlock is only the first 2 seasons

* ummm i’m a libra. myer briggs type is infp. i’m autistic/have adhd. i have a black cat named pika whomst i love dearly, i used to love reading as a kid but i kind of fell off and i’ve been trying to get back into it recently, i’m a middle child, i like farming sim games and rpg games and narrative games (like telltale games) and romcoms and some light horror movies. my top 5 movies of all time are howl’s moving castle, pride and prejudice (2005), scream, pacific rim, and the princess bride. my top artist the last 7 years in a row on spotify was hozier. my current favorite author is emily henry. my love language for giving is quality time/gift giving, receiving is acts of service/quality time.

Anon, I am gently patting your cheeks, I adore you so. You’ve given me so much information to work with, and every bit that I got just further cemented my hypothesis that you’ve gotta be paired with Huxley.

Speed run, let’s go- Type Two’s are characterized by a desire to be loved and confident in that love; Huxley leaves no room for doubt. Your sisters would probably be protective and want the best boyfriend for you; does it get better than Huxley? You’ve got mommy issues; he’s got two amazing moms who’ll love you and heal them. You’re autistic; we’ve got proof Huxley’s awesome with autistic people (i.e Damien and Lasko).

You and Huxley would make each other so endlessly happy. I think both of you are big “Quality Time” people, so nothing makes you feel more loved than a simple, domestic weekend at home. Huxley loves those cozy, lazy days of cuddling your cat (which loves him duh) and reading together. The only kind of day he might like better is y’all going for a hike or leisurely drive together, singing along to country music on the radio. (He definitely has a soft spot for the same genre, having heard his moms listen to it when he was a kid.)

Song:

First time that I saw you, mmm/ You took my breath away/ I might not get to Heaven/ But I walked with the angels that day/ She takes me by the hand/ I am the luckiest man alive/ Did I tell you, baby/ You are the joy of my life?

Speaking of country, I love to imagine Huxley as a Chris Stapleton fan specifically. He’s just so quintessentially, classically country and writes the dreamiest love songs; I can totally see young!Huxley singing Tennessee Whiskey long before he ever drank alcohol. Now, he sings it and other Stapleton songs like this to you. (Badly, I might add. I like to headcanon that Huxley can’t hold a tune to save his life, but he pulls it off well.)

Runner-ups:

Asher would be a fun runner-up for you because I think y’all would have fun playing games, like next to each other and with each other, you know? Like, imagine running a Stardew farm with Asher; it’d be chaotic and amazing. I also like Lasko for you as a runner-up, because who better gets mommy issues than another person with mommy issues, you dig? /lh

note: Irene is such a cute name boooo anon’s mom /lh

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[sunrenity]

rich boyfriend! jake

ㅤ୨ৎㅤ rich boyfriend jake headcanons.

sim jakeㅤ✶ㅤfemale reader  .  g  fluff, est relationship, down bad! jake, boyfriend! jake  .  wc  532 (0.5k)  .  bookshelf

rich bf! jake who always surprises you with extravagant gifts, from designer clothes to luxurious vacations, just to see your eyes light up with happiness.

rich bf! jake who doesn't think twice about booking a private jet for a spontaneous weekend getaway, wanting to create unforgettable memories with you.

rich bf! jake who ensures you never have to lift a finger, hiring the best chefs, cleaners, and drivers so you can enjoy a life of pure leisure.

rich bf! jake who loves showering you with compliments, making sure you know you're the most important person in his life.

rich bf! jake who has a soft spot for your interests and hobbies, investing in the best equipment and resources so you can pursue your passions to the fullest.

rich bf! jake who never lets you walk in uncomfortable shoes, insisting on carrying you or arranging a comfortable ride wherever you go.

rich bf! jake who sets up a romantic dinner on a private yacht, complete with a string quartet and your favorite dishes, just to make an ordinary evening extraordinary.

rich bf! jake who has a secret talent for remembering the little things you mention, surprising you with tickets to a concert of that band you casually mentioned loving.

rich bf! jake who is down bad for you, always putting your happiness and comfort above everything else, making it his mission to see you smile.

rich bf! jake who would drop everything and fly across the world just to be with you if you ever said you needed him, no matter the time or place.

"i wish you were here, jake," you say softly, your voice carrying a hint of longing as you gaze into your phone's camera.

jake's smile softens, his eyes momentarily drifting away from the camera. he adjusts his position, his laptop open in front of him on the kitchen table. with a thoughtful expression, he starts typing on the keyboard before finally looking back at you.

"say no more," jake replies, his voice filled with quiet determination. "i'm booking a flight right now."

your brows knit together in surprise, a mix of emotions flooding your chest. "wait, what?" you exclaim softly, leaning forward as if to catch his words more clearly. "jake, you don't have to do that. it's such a long trip."

jake's gaze meets yours unwaveringly through the screen. his expression is resolute yet tender, the glow of the screen reflecting in his eyes. "nothing is too far when it comes to you," he says earnestly. "i'll be there soon."

rich bf! jake who loves planning elaborate date nights, from intimate dinners in michelin-starred restaurants to adventurous escapades like hot air balloon rides.

rich bf! jake who listens attentively to your dreams and ambitions, using his connections to help you achieve them without ever making you feel indebted.

rich bf! jake who arranges for your favorite flowers to be delivered every week, making sure your home is always filled with beauty and joy.

rich bf! jake who is your biggest cheerleader, always supporting your decisions and encouraging you to aim higher, because he believes in you more than anyone.

rich bf! jake who doesn't just spoil you with material things, but also with his time, attention, and endless affection, ensuring you always feel loved and cherished.

© sunrenity , don't plagiarize, steal or repost my work on any platform !

network, @enchive

[g-kat423]

Pleasantview Shenanigans for tonight:

Mortimer Goth and Dina Caliente had a baby boy, but Dina still has it bad for Don Lothario. She’s just waiting for Mortimer to die since she only married him for his money. She doesn’t want the baby or Mortimer’s son Alexander, but Alex will be off to university soon. As for the baby, I have mods that would allow Dina to give her son up after Mortimer dies, but maybe she’ll have a change of heart?

Don Lothario cheated on Cassandra Goth with several more women after they were married. Cassandra tried to look the other way because she also immediately got pregnant (I have a couple of mods that make all woohoo risky even if they didn’t specifically try for baby and I have autonomous casual romance so sometimes they just boink without me telling them to) and was stressed out with that, but when Don cheated on Cassandra with Bella Goth, her own mother, she was done with both of them. She divorced Don and cut her mother out of her life. Bella is alive in this version of Pleasantview I downloaded so there’s also a chance she could end up back with Mortimer again. The story I’m using is that the aliens dropped her off as a townie so she doesn’t have all of her memories back. Don moved into Nina Caliente’s apartment with her being the mooch that he is. He’s still more interested in Bella Goth over the other ladies, but has his current want of woohooing 10 sims.

Darren Dreamer took the opportunity to scoop up Cassandra since he’s always been in love with her . They aren’t officially together yet, but once Dirk gets settled into college, Cassandra is going to move him into the Goth Manor with her to help raise the baby and maybe they’ll tie the knot and have their own kids together.

Brandi Broke had a baby girl via becoming pregnant before Skip died. For anyone who has played the Broke family in sims 2, Brandi broke is always pregnant when you start the save. Normally, the baby is always a boy and a clone of Brandi since the devs didn’t actually give unborn baby Broke any genetic ties to Skip, but this version of Pleasantview I have downloaded has fixed all of that. Beau is a child and is doing well in school. Dustin has reached the top of his part time career and also improved his grades so he’s just moved out into the college bin until I decide to play all of the Pleasantview teens in uni. I downloaded a mod to make university only last 8 days rather than 24 so the plan is to move all the Pleasantview teens of this generation who want to go to uni, all into one dorm or house together and just get it all over with in one go until the next generation.

The Pleasant Family, my favorite. So the scripted events didn’t occur as normal because of what happened during the play through the night before. Mary Sue and Daniel just couldn’t seem to make up. They’d have a few interactions because of ACR, but Mary Sue remained furious at him. I tried my best to keep Lilith away from the family since they always pick fights with her. She was actually getting wants to do her homework, make friends, and go to uni and since I’m doing wants based gameplay, I was focusing a lot on her. Aside from her boyfriend Dirk, Lilith has become good friends with her cousin Lucy Burb so I have them in a group together that goes and plays games at the arcade I put in Pleasantview. Lilith and Dirk stopped sneaking out after the last time they were busted. In the meantime, Angela and Dustin had some ACR fun and Angela wound up pregnant thanks to inteenimater. Before her parents even found out though, Daniel Pleasant fucking died of starvation. He didn’t eat before work one day and then he got fired due to a chance card so he came home still starving to death instead of fed like sims normally would come home at the end of a work day and he died on the sidewalk. Not much of a loss since I was eventually going to have Mary Sue divorce him and kick him out. Sucks to be Kaylynn though as the original plan was for them to move in together in their own place. Anyway, Angela started showing and Mary Sue wasn’t pleased with that and they started fighting which caused Mary Sue to pick on Lilith more than she already was. Lilith wound up running away for like half a day. After Angela gave birth, I wound up moving Lilith in with her grandparents, Herb and Coral Oldie so she’d stop getting caught in the crossfire and now Angela can use Lilith’s room as a nursery.

My last family of the night in my rotational play through was the Burb family. Lucy ended up shedding her good girl reputation when she started getting wants to sneak out with Lilith and what really surprised me was when she autonomously called her friend over for a bootycall, she hadn’t even had her first kiss yet and then just randomly loses her virginity to her best guy friend like okay girl. Thankfully she did not wind up pregnant because her mother was pregnant with fucking twins. Speaking of, when Jennifer gave birth to the twins, I forgot I had a mod installed that adds a 10% chance for all childbirth’s to result in death so she has the babies and suddenly I see the grim reaper icon in her action queue with the word “expire” and she drops to the floor dead! I had John plead for her life because it would have been insane to have to deal with a teen daughter on a rebellious streak and twin baby boys. Luckily, it worked because it didn’t work when I had Mary Sue try to plead for Daniel. Then after that John finally wanted a job. He has been unemployed this whole time because he never rolled a want to get a job so now he and Jennifer are both employed and can finally start bringing decent money into the house.

I wound up calling it a night shortly after that. I moved almost all of the teens to the uni bin since they had decent grades and all had wants to go to uni except for Angela who is now a teen mom so her want to go to university has disappeared and they’re all replaced with wants related to caring for the baby (meanwhile Dustin hasn’t even met his daughter and just fucked off to college lmao) and surprisingly Lucy Burb hasn’t rolled a want to go to college. Since I’m doing wants based gameplay, sims aren’t getting jobs or going to college unless they want to so if Lucy doesn’t roll the want to go to college before she ages up to an adult, then she’ll just be an adult I guess since young adult is an exclusive life stage to university in sims 2. I hope she has a change of heart before it’s too late, she has always done great in school but ever since she’s aged up to a teen she only wants to hang out with her friends and have random woohoo.

[storytimewithnova]

Torn Apart in the Nexus

Kenma and his friends including his wife who are a group of Twitch streamers were going to Live Stream overwatch as they were going live Kenma and shona where arguing

Kenma:🎶This is the worst team I have ever played with in my life When we finally get on the point, everyone dies🎶

Shona: This is the team we always play with our house mate WTF are you bitching about

Akaashi: hey cloud how long have they been like this

Suna: roughly an hour hour and a half at best Atlas

Kenma:🎶I understand that every now and then a team won't click When it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathize🎶

Shona: Me me really you really want to go there you fucker

If they keep going at this rate this will be our stream and Kodzken will be ending up on the couch

Kenma:🎶You should've picked Mercy You should've picked any kind of support We ended up losing, and it's all your fault You should learn how this game works You should've been helping🎶

Shona:🗣If you like Mercy so much, why don't you just marry her? Instead of me

Suna: Oh crap she is done with his BS right there

Akaashi: No kidding babe what is the chat saying

Suna: oh they asked if we are going to play to which i anwser we will When these two stop bickering like a married couple

shona: we are married

Akaashi: you're engaged not married yet there is a difference

Shona:🎶So you're the type that gets on mic and tries to lecture me When you're the most useless person we have on our team I've never seen anybody rage quite as hard as you Maybe you should go back to playing Team Fortress 2🎶

Kenma: Hey leave that game out of it that game still slaps 😤 now just pick Mercy so we can play

Shona:Ha 🎶I'm not gonna be Mercy I'm not gonna be any kind of support We ended up losing, and you got all mad Your tears are what I live for🎶

Suna: OMFG Pick something and play the god damn game Because we're losing viewers because of your stupidity and childishness

Akaashi: this is killing me to watch

Kenma: 🎶You should've been Mercy🎶

Shona:🎶 I'm not gonna be any kind of support🎶

Kenma: 🎶We ended up losing, and it's all your fault🎶

Shona: 🎶Your tears are what I live for🎶

Akasuna: PICK A CHARACTER!!!

Kenma:🗣Maybe I'll be Tracer

Shona 🗣I'm already Tracer

Kenma: 🗣What about Widowmaker?

Shona: 🗣I'm already Widowmaker

Kenma : 🗣I'll be Bastion

Shona: 🗣Nerf Bastion

Kenma:🗣You're right, so, Winston

Shona:🗣I wanna be Winston

Kenma:🗣 I guess I'll be Genji

Shona:🗣 I'm already Genji

Kenma: 🗣Then I'll be McCree

Shona: 🗣I already chose McCree

Kenma: 🗣I have an idea

Shona: 🗣What's your idea?

Kenma: 🗣You should be

Shona: 🗣I'm not gonna be Mercy

Akasshi: Omg i apologies to our viewers we are use to this by now they would just pick one and settle it on the battle feild

Kenma: 🎶You should've picked Mercy🎶

Shona:🎶I'm not gonna be any kind of support🎶

Kenma:🎶We ended up losing, and it's all your fault🎶

Shona:🎶Your tears are what I live for I'm not gonna be Mercy🎶

Kenma: 🎶You should've picked any kind of support🎶

Shona:🎶We ended up losing and you got all mad🎶

Kenma:🎶You should learn how this game works🎶

Shona: fine fuck it i'll be D'va

Suna: after that display that character suits ya you 2 have been going at this for 2 and half hours and got absolutely no well this was some stream

Shona states live on stream she was going to dump kenma and join cloud and Atlas relationship she so stated she is not one of his sims he look after and maintains she is a living being and was meant be his now she having doubts giving kenma something to think a out

Shona storms out clearly not happy with the situation while the viewers are sending mean comments in the chat about Kenma's behaviour

Suna: Holy shit dude thia stream is a mess right Babe

Keiji agreed with his boyfriend

Keiji: right It's clear that she was not happy with Kenma's actions during the stream. And look at our viewers Love they just continue to express their disappointment

Suna: Honestly can you blame them

Suna turned to Kenma, shocked by the magnitude of the situation.

Suna: And you Kenma i think you blew the whole damn thing out of Proportion It's just a damn game not an excuse fpr you to turn on your fiancé this stream was a mess Akaashi: I am worried about Shona's well-being.

After Akaashi said he also took charge and apologized to the viewers for the chaotic stream. He reassured them that they would end the livestream and make an effort to help Kenma and Shona patch things up. With that, the stream ended and Akaashi and Suna hoped they could mend the broken relationship between their friends before it was too late.

When they finally returned to streaming, after taking a break from it and from each other Kenma and Shona made a joint statement to their viewers, apologizing for their conduct and assuring everyone that they were working on becoming better partners and teammates. The viewers, impressed by their honesty and commitment to personal growth, showed their support and gave them another chance.

Through the challenges they faced during that problematic stream, Kenma and Shona learned valuable lessons about the importance of communication, respect, and compromise in both gaming and relationships. From that point forward, they became an even stronger team, not only as Twitch streamers but also as partners in life.

[dreamingincerulean]

I took two walks today. Meant for just one walk, but road construction and traffic deterred me. I was like "Ok. Jen? You can do this!" and then I went home and I didn't do this. I went the other way, later on....and I'm trying not to beat myself up over all my anxiety today.

I stayed home (what's left of it) (not that it's dilapidated or something... we're just moving out so...it's not the same).....I could have went with my boyfriend's mom and his uncle to go see him....but I'd be there all day, and I'd have made her come home when she didn't want to come home.....and she wasn't planning on me coming up with her. . . so I allowed my anxiety to say "Oh I'll just stay home with the dogs."

AND I AGREED TO SIT WITH HER NASTY DUMB JUNK AT SOME POINT NEXT WEEK FOR A ILL-FATED YARD SALE.

I don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other than I can't say no to people, especially if I'm two seconds to an anxiety attack.

I learned some things about myself, though: I hate crossing the street when a car is waiting for me (or NOT waiting, just inching their way into the crosswalk) ....and I hate other pedestrians.

Not that I hate them, I just get really frazzled when they're around.

It is Friday night, I guess. Foot traffic was high, road traffic was wild...and my anxiety was soaring with the eagles.

BUT...I did it. I didn't mess up and I looked the cashier in his eyes sooooo...I did it, in a way. But it wasn't with some struggle. I did beat myself up a little bit, too.

I think when I am alone like I have been this week, it allows my anxiety to be around others grow exponentially.

Blew my money on some pop and ciggies. Secret Ciggies, because I'm meant to have quit, this year.

This year, of all years!?!?! Yeah...back in like February or March.

It's not going to be an every day thing. It never was. I never smoked a pack a day. It was more like a pack in three days. Not that that was great, either. But I digress....ciggies cause anxiety. Or elevate it, I should say. Exacerbate it.

I haven't sat and thought out anything, in these days of no interaction with others. I've checked out via Sims 4 and HBOMax.

Full House makes me extremely sad. The adults always prioritize making the kids' fears go away, as much as anyone can...and though no one's perfect, they're examples of good parenting and responsibility left and right. As an adult, I also realized how exploited the twins were. It's no wonder they bowed out of the limelight. Everyone used them to further their careers. (Maybe not the castmates, but the folks behind the scenes seemed to love to do it)

I wish they'd make new movies and tv shows and stop remaking things. Honestly...we need to stop existing in nostalgic clouds of wonder and wanting.

If Full House was real, if those were real characters, it wouldn't look like that at all.

Joey would be high on coke most nights, Jesse would probably die of a drug overdose and Danny would take to drinking. DJ would develop an eating disorder and Stephanie would become a prostitute....and Michelle would move away to college with Comet and wonder why everyone couldn't just get along like they used to, back when they were younger.

Maybe I've just been exposed to too many dysfunctional people in my lifetime and have yet to see someone genuinely kind, caring and considerate as much as the three adults seemed to be in Full House.

I don't think I want to watch any more of it.

I did rewatch most of The Nanny. Who kept a running gag of fatshaming everyone around her that wasn't a size two.

About the time the rich broadway dude began toying with his nanny's emotions in a prolonged fashion, I lost interest. There were no sharp barbs from the butler that could keep me interested.

I feel like I'm here, alone, essentially because I'm an unfun kind of depressive person. I have Major Depressive Disorder.....though none of the depression seems to ebb or ease in any way ever, these days. I have two anxiety disorders. (Social and General, so basically everything)....this doesn't win me anything, in life but rapid heartrates and sitting in a room surrounded by dogs and only dogs, wondering how people maintain their relationships with others and finding out that they don't, they just pretend they do, these days. I don't see anyone communicating much beyond their immediate vicinity. "If I can't sit in a room with you as I scroll through Tiktok for hours on end, in my pjs, I don't want your high maintenance friendship!" They meme that up something fierce, on all my social media.

I watched a few episodes of Friends. I never really got into that show.

You see my conundrum? I guess I should have been reading books or something. But my head was spinning, and I needed noise to break the looming silence.

I wish life was different.

[1zukuz]

THEIR S/O IS A SIMP

KENMA, SUNA, HINATA, ATSUMU, BOKUTO, SAKUSA

INCLUDES: swearing, pregnancy talk for bokuto, just fluff <3

"WHY'RE YOU CRYING?" kenma softly asks, wiping away tears with his sleeve. the light glow of the T.V illuminating both of your faces, his concerned one and your watery smile plastered on your lips. you sniffle and shrug, averting your eyes sheepishly. "i dunno...you were just really sweet just now." kenma gave you a blank look, blinking for what seems like eternity. was this how low the bar has gotten? "all i did was ask if you wanted the sims." "'n i do! you read my mind!" kenma stumbles back against the couch, your arms laced around him while sitting in his lap. his cheeks warm and he rubs circles in your back like always, the feeling familiar yet foreign to him. how you loved him so much to shed tears over him would never fail to make his heart pound. "love you, ken." "i love you too. i'll buy you anything you want."

"OH, SUNA, Y/N HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!" surprisingly relaxed, suna grips your hand while eating a slice of pie, a lazy handsome smile adorning his face. you freeze, sending pleading looks to your mom who only grinned back mischievously. "really? what about?" he asks, but only looking at your cute embarrassed expression. he wished he could take a picture of it in his mind, save the memory forever. "oh, just the usual! 'mom, i'm in loveee~' or 'mom i'm gonna have his kidsss~" "MOTHER!" you yelp, releasing your boyfriends hand and covering your face. suna's quiet laughter followed. "or my favorite, 'mom, i don't ever wanna see him with anyone else, i've been in love with him since 5th grade: now he's all mine.'" had this woman kept transcripts of your conversations with her?! you spared a glance at your boyfriend with hands still covering your face. his chin rested in his hand as his eyes filled with love, laughing lightly. your mom only smiled, feeling satisfied.

"AH, HINATA, 'M SO PROUD!" the orange middle blocker hugged you tightly and smiled in your neck. he had just won another game, finally returning home. though his muscles and feet killed him, you both seemed to run on the adrenaline that was his latest victory. you pull away from his grasp, grabbing his cheeks, describing how well he played. "and then he tried to block you, but nope! my baby got through and-" stopping your rant mid sentence he kisses you, panting breaths and all. smiling gleefully he gripped your waist tighter as if you were going to float away. you pulled away after a few seconds, peppering his face in kisses. "c'mon, you don't wanna keep the food waiting!" "aw, sunshine, you shouldn't have! thanks!"

ATSUMU blinks, the mess of the kitchen making him snort and then immediately stops once he notices your small pout while seated on the ground. he drops his duffel bag at the door and sits next to you, a deformed red cake in front of you. putting his arm around you he stifles laughter and you pout more, leaning on his shoulder. "ya wanna talk about it or do ya just wanna sit here with flour on our asses." sighing, you rubbed your eyes. "i was trying to make you a cake...it was gonna be a heart with our initials... but then the fuckin' cake cutter broke, put too much frosting and-" atsumu's blood runs cold. shit. was it a special occasion? anniversary? holiday? "sorry to cut ya off, angel, but... what for? what's today?" he asks quietly, afraid of the backlash. you look up at him, a confused tilt of your head. "huh? no, todays nothing special. just wanted to do something for you. but it failed!" you wail, looking at the sad lump of cake. atsumu's infamous contagious smile graces his lips as he pulls you in a bone crushing hug. "yer gonna make my heart explode, y'know that? stop being so fuckin' cute, angel."

"BO, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? WAIT, DO YOU EVEN WANT KIDS?" you ask, playing with his fingers while he laid your head in your lap. "of course i want kids! your kids, of course!" his pretty smile in the golden hour glow made your heart throb out of your chest. "mm... i've always dreamed about having four. maybe even fi-" "okay, i'm gonna be stretched out and butt-fuck ugly by the time we get two." bokuto shoots up from your lap, a frown on his usually enthusiatic face. "not true! take it back!" your smile only widens. "it is true." "is not." "is too!" "is not!" you laugh at his determination, his frown melting away at the sound. "you're too cute, kou. love you so much," suddenly feeling soft, you crawl into his lap instead, not letting go of him for the world. the worlds strongest people couldn't pull you away from him, not when the warm fuzzy feeling you get around koutarou, your koutarou, was much stronger. bokuto, confusingly looks down at your blissful face. "thought we were arguing..."

SLUMPING FURTHER INTO HIS FRAME, sakusa thinks his day can't get any worse. "spoke too soon," he gruffly mutters, coming home to an empty house. he knows it empty because none of the T.V's are on, nor is your sweet perfume gracing his nose while you call out 'omi!'. that was all he wanted. all he wanted, universe! why couldn't it grant him one simple thing for his shit day- "omi? sorry, i was pickin' up something to surprise you!" you happily say from behind him, his thoughts deafening him from the apparent door opening and you slipping inside. in one smooth motion, he drops his things and wraps his arms around you, breathing out against your shoulder. kiyoomi didn't even care if you hugged back or not, just finding your presence comforting. "hi, love." "hi, baby. but look, look at what i got!" pulling out of his grasp, you slide out a black MSBY jersey. it was an exact copy of his, though in your size. "we're gonna match at your next game! oh and," your smile dropped into a pleading look, looking in his eyes like he hung the moon, stars and sun himself. "i'm sorry i couldn't go to your last ones, felt guilty about it all day." stroking his cheek with your thumb, sakusa sighs and nods wordlessly. who knew his shit day could be fixed in the span of five minutes.

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[myperfectdad]

29. Dad’s first second life

My boyfriend and I lived together, but you’d never know it for how little time we spent with each other ever since he got that stupid computer game.  As soon as he came home from work each night, he’d go straight to his laptop and sit, hunched over and glassy-eyed, clicking and typing for hours.  Whenever I’d walk by, he closed the screen.  When I asked him what he was playing, he mumbled something about it being “kind of like The Sims.”  When I asked if we could play together, he shooed me away, saying he wasn’t ready for two-player just yet.

This went on for a solid month, and I was getting frustrated.  One night, after lying in bed for hours waiting for him to join me, I’d had enough.  I stormed into the living room and slammed the laptop screen down.  He looked at me like I’d just robbed him at gunpoint.

“What the hell?” he barked.  “I was in the middle of something.”

“You’ve been in the middle of something for a month now, Jake,” I said.  “I swear you haven’t even said a word to me for the last week.  I’m not going to lose my boyfriend to some stupid computer game.”

“It’s not stupid,” he said, looking genuinely offended.  For a moment I thought I’d actually hurt his feelings.  “It’s important.”

“If it’s so important, why can’t you tell me what  it is?”

He raised the screen, bathing his face in a glow of eerie blue light.  I used to think he was adorable, but he’s become a completely different person since getting into that game.  He even looks different.

“I just can’t,” he said.  “Now leave me alone.  I’ve got work to do.”

In hindsight, I should have just left that night.  But dammit, I cared about him, and I know that somewhere, deep down, he cared about me, too.  It wasn’t his fault; it was that stupid game.  I had to get to the bottom of it, so I waited in the bedroom until I heard him snoring.  It was just past 3:30 am when I crept back into the living room and found him asleep over his keyboard.

Carefully, I lifted his hand and rested his index finger against the fingerprint scan.  It worked, and as the laptop came back to life, I let out an anxious breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding.  I gasped just as anxiously when I saw the screen.

At the center was a near-perfect likeness of myself, naked except for plain white briefs.  It spun slowly as long blocks of text scrolled down either side.  I recognized the stats on the left.  At the top were my age, height, and weight, but further down the information got unsettlingly granular.  Intelligence quotient.  Religious affiliation.  Professional ambition.

On the right-hand side, the stats described a completely different person, older, bigger, and dumber than I.  Most of the fields were blank.

“What are you doing, Kevin?”

I physically recoiled as my boyfriend’s hand grasped mine.  His eyes, while bloodshot and tired, shot daggers at me.

“You wouldn’t tell me what you were doing,” I said.  “I had to find out for myself.”

“Christ,” he spat.  “You ruined it.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Forget it.  I’ll just have to go with what I’ve got.”

He dragged his finger across the touchpad and clicked the mouse.

The sun felt hot on my big tummy, so I got out of my hammock, turned around, and laid back down facing the other way.  Now my legs were getting all the sun.  I smiled and put my arms behind my head, proud of how when I really think things through, I can solve even the most complicated problems.

I love laying out in the sun because it makes my pits nice and sweaty.  Sometimes I just lay out here and sniff them for hours.  I guess it’s hours.  I don’t know.  My Son started wearing my watches.  That was fine with me since I couldn’t tell the time anyway.

“Oh, come on, dad,” I heard my Son yell from inside the house.  I wonder what I did wrong this time.  Son always gets on me for every little thing.  I never seem to learn.  He peeked his head through the screen door to the kitchen.  “How many times do I have to tell you to lift the toilet seat?”

“Sorry, Son,” I said with a chuckle.  I was sorry.  Honest.  Son gets mad at me because I don’t feel bad when I do stuff wrong.  I can’t help it.  It just feels so good to smile.  Smile and rub my big tummy and sniff my pits.

“I’ll do better next time, Son,” I said, adjusting my favorite baseball cap.

“No you won’t,” Son said.  “But that’s not your fault, dad.  It’s mine.”

Son went back into the house without another word, and I heard the clanging of pots and pans.  Son wanted me to do all the cooking, but he got tired of cereal and peanut butter sandwiches, so now I just hang out here in the sun and wait for him to make stuff.

Man, my pits smell awesome today.  I love it here.

[norrisxfewtrell]

Jealousy | Lando Norris

Warnings: tiny bit of angst if you could call it that and a whole lot of fluff.

You were sat near your boyfriend, Lando, who was practicing in the MTC simulator for his next race while scrolling aimlessly through your Instagram waiting for him to be done as he had asked you to pick him up but wasn’t done at the time he had told you. About 10 minutes later he finally stands up, stretching his limbs from the hours he had been sitting before going over to you and placing a kiss on your lips, his hands on your cheeks as he hums contently. “Hey gorgeous.” He says as he pulls away “Hey, all done?” You smile at him as you lean into his touch “Give me 15 minutes tops, just need to have a short debrief with the team and I’m all yours. You can wait here if you want or just text me if you go to the car and I’ll meet you there, okay?” You understood so you just nodded before pecking his cheek “Okay, go.” You say before he quickly leaves the room.

You sigh before going back to your phone, a few minutes later you hear the door open and you can’t help but smile as you look up and see Daniel, Lando’s teammate come into the room “Hey (Y/N)! What are you doing here?” He says walking over to you and giving you a hug “Lando asked me to pick him up but I got here and he wasn’t done yet, he’s just having a small debrief with the team and we’ll leave in a bit so I’m just waiting for him.” You explain as he just nods in understanding “Well, looks like I’ll have to wait a bit as well, I’m supposed to start my sim session after him; so, wanna play around with it for a bit while Lando comes to get you?” He asks and you instantly accept because you loved using Lando’s simulator at home, how much different could this one be?

Turns out you found it much more difficult than Lando’s. You couldn’t get the hang of it as much as you tried and of course Daniel kept laughing at you, you laughing along with him “Come on, let’s show you how it’s done.” He kneels beside you, putting his hands over yours to help you turn the wheel at the proper time. You were good friends with Daniel so you really didn’t think much of it and you knew it didn’t mean anything, you were much younger than him and plus, you were just friends. You were so busy laughing with him that you didn’t hear the door to the sim room open until you heard Lando’s voice "(Y/N), ready to go?" which took both you and Daniel by surprise since Lando rarely ever called you by your name. You hugged Daniel goodbye, grabbed your things quickly and left with Lando, noticing he didn't instantly grab your hand as he usually would, he wasn’t really waiting for you to walk beside him and his mood had drastically changed.

"What's up babe?" You asked as soon as you both got in the car "Nothing" he said not even looking at you while turning on the car and starting to drive to your shared house, keeping both hands on the wheel instead of grabbing your hand or your thigh as he usually would while driving; you sighed and your mind started wandering around what could be up with him because he'd always talk about what the team told him about his sim sessions or how he felt about the upcoming race on the way home and now he was silent, the radio being the only noise in the car.

You got home and once inside he instantly took off his shirt, heading straight to your bedroom and grabbing a change of clothes since he liked to shower first thing after coming home from the MTC. You walked up behind him and wrapped your arms around his chest, placing soft kisses to his shoulder and back but you notice his body stiffen at your touch "What's wrong baby? Talk to me." You mumbled into his skin. He takes a deep breath and turns around "Nothing, didn’t know you needed that much help playing on the sim since you always use it here." He said coldly before making his way to the bathroom, before you could pull him back to you he closed the door and locked it. You realized he must've been jealous since he likes helping you learn how to use the sim and realized how Daniel’s actions could’ve looked for Lando. You went to knock on the bathroom door and called his name, the only answer being the speaker getting turned up and the shower being turned on so you decided to let him cool off a bit and wait for him to come out as you sat on the bed thinking about what you were gonna say to him.

He came out of the bathroom about 15 minutes later in some sweatpants and a shirt, his hair still wet from the shower. He started making his way out of the bedroom when you stood up and grabbed his wrist making him face you but he didn't look at you, avoiding your eyes looking anywhere but directly at you. You wrapped an arm around his neck, your fingers tracing the short curls at the bottom of his nape knowing it always helps calm him down, your other hand grabbing his jaw and making him look you in the eyes "You know I love you, right? Not Daniel or anybody else. You, Lando and only you. I'm sorry for how Daniel’s actions could’ve looked from your point of view and since Daniel and I get on so well I didn’t really think much of it. And I promise it really was nothing, he was just helping me." He sighed and you wanted to smile when he wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his forehead against yours but held it in "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gotten jealous since I know how you get along with him and I should be happy about that because he's my teammate, seeing his hands on yours like that just really got to me for some reason. I guess I also get a bit insecure because you could do so much better than me, he's always got this confidence about him and he’s done so much more than me and-" you cut him off by crashing your lips on his, trying to show as much love as you could because you hated it whenever he talked like that about himself. He kissed you back and you pulled away after a bit and said "Don't ever talk like that about yourself, you are absolutely amazing. Daniel is nothing but someone I see like a big brother. Yes, he may have more achievements than you career-wise but come on, he’s been in this for much longer than you have. Also, he's nothing like you, and I love you because you're you and that's more than enough for me. I'm not going anywhere and you have nothing to be jealous about because I. Love. You. Oh and between you and me, I like it so much better when it’s you helping and encouraging me instead of laughing more than half of the time." You whispered the last part, making him look down and chuckle "Thank you babe, you're the best. I love you so much." He said before kissing your forehead "I love you too. Come on, let's go make some dinner." You said while pulling him by his hand.