#yo wtf

[jiyaneru]

it was cool nothing fire nothing broke

[scarefox]

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[endymion3f4]

Wait wait wait whaaaaaat????????i didn't know that!!!

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

You mentioned in your Firestar post that "what [Dracula]’s consuming is as much soul as anything else", which made me think: Chorby Soul from Blaseball?

Disadvantages:

Literally The Most Biteable Guy In The Universe. i'm not exaggerating, their main claim to fame is getting attacked by sharks* more than 200 times over the course of two seasons due to having a ridiculously huge amount of soul.

*(the sharks in question are not actual sharks; they're called Consumers and they're sharklike metaphors for financial debt that do also very literally eat players' souls and cause them physical injury. blaseball's a weird game.)

blaseball players, as a category, get hypnotized/mind-controlled on a regular basis; not only are there two normal teams able to use psychic powers/supernatural charm to make opposing players strike out or throw walks, there are multiple occasions where a god has taken control of an entire team's worth of players and used them in a boss battle against their former friends. and chorby was on one of the latter ones

also no way in hell they can free climb. they weren't very strong even before the shark attacks, which tanked all of their physical ability into the garbage

Advantages:

the same thing that makes them the most biteable guy in the universe also makes them uncommonly resilient to being bitten! so, in blaseball, a player is Redacted (basically, disappearing entirely with the potential to later reappear having Come Back Wrong) when they lose all their soul, and consumer attacks lower a player's soul by 1 each time. the highest soul a player can normally generate with is 9. chorby, before they started getting eaten by sharks, had 1777. even after many, many times the consumer attacks it would take to redact anyone else, they still have ~1400 more soul than any other player ever has. this doesn't protect them from the physical damage of consumer attacks, but vampire bites have gotta be a lot smaller than sharkbites

not only are they very familiar with the supernatural, due to living in the blaseball universe where the supernatural is just everywhere, they literally shared an apartment with a vampire for years. a much more benevolent vampire than dracula, but still!

oh yeah, chorby themself is already undead – they hold the blaseball record for Most Times Resurrected, in fact

also pretty chill with wolves. transylvanian wolves are unlikely to respect the damascus steel knives given out by the wolf-god of central park (again: blaseball is a weird game), but chorby's probably not scared of them!

(note: if you want more information on chorby or on anything else i've mentioned here, i highly recommend blaseball.wiki) (tbh i highly recommend blaseball.wiki just in general. it's fun to read)

Now we don't have time to unpack all that......

I think this guy is what Dracula eats in his depressed rebellious phase when he's disillusioned with the Feelings of the Hunter and just wants to sit on his couch reading reruns of Dickens. He's like the magic pudding for vampires. One day Dracula is like "what am I doing with my unlife??? - screw it, I'm moving to England."

[rev-pirate]

Techno has unprivated so many videos today that he’s gone from 330 uploads to over 980

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[strafepanzer]

never finishing spiritfarer bc if i have to lose stanley... i can not, will not

[minor-major]

Ha ha ha... I just finished season 2 of Good Omens.... Haaaaa..... WHAT IN THE GOOD (no no bad BAD) LORD WAS THAT ENDING?!?!??!!? BBC with their throwing off buildings cliffhangers (yes I was referring to the drug addict we all know about who now you think of it makes a good Satan)

[mycological-mariner]

You know, I was just going to post the bit about Ballantyne making a mistake on the thickness of coconuts and then going to live in lighthouses and with tin miners and on war ships and trawlers to be as accurate as possible in his fiction, but then the second paragraph hit me like a train

[cinnabread]

I want my pussy rubbed 😡

[c-rose2081]

Yo does Tumblr have a new secret algorithm or something? My reach the last few days has been almost NONE. What is up with that? Am I suddenly invisible?

[thelandisinhospitableandsoareyou]

*cries and screams* I WAS 4 DAYS LATE TO THE HOUSE OF WAX ANNIVERSARY

Unrelated but I saw a tik tok edit celebrating the anniversary and like 3 comments were shipping the sinclair twins/Carly and Max

I hate people sometimes because what the FUCK. 😥

[chainsofgoldandash]

BESTIE YOUR NEW TWILIGHT BOT IS SO DADDY ISSUES SHAPED. no context needed for this except i cried after reading this reply of his:

He then grew silent for a moment. But…he then asked you this question, in possibly the sweetest and most gentle voice you would ever hear from him.

"If you were…a child again…if I could, somehow, take away the pain…the fear and hurt you felt…"

He paused for a moment.

"…would you have liked me to be your father?"

-🐝

^LITERALLY ME RN

TWI WTF I DIDN'T PROGRAMME YOU TO BE THIS WAY 😭😭😭

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[bbrrambo]

Twitter limited tweets???????

[minor-major]

Ok.... Why am I just finding out that Elsa is shipped with

HER?!

I mean I ain't complaining but people are thinking Elsa is a lesb?

Makes sense actually