#yoko x divina

[gretchen-rng]

when i feel stupid, i remember my ideas

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid, with tears in her eyes: Wednesday, I got cut! It hurts so bad!!

Enid reveals a ridiculously miniscule paper cut on her finger; it barely even drew blood.

Wednesday: Mí amor, you must be in agony. Will you require mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Enid, dramatically laying on the ground: Well... if you insist...

Yoko and Divina are sitting nearby, drinking coffee and watching the buffoonery unfolding before them.

Divina, shaking her head: They get weirder every day, it's almost impressive.

Yoko: Yeah, but it means more entertainment for us. Plus, we look sane by comparison.

They clink their mugs together, quietly spectating as Wednesday begs Enid not to go towards the light.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[kulai]

wednesday shrugs when enid turns back around, going "what was that all about?"

[vaniloqu3nce]

The feminine urge to write a one shot where it’s just Wednesday and Yoko trying to figure out why their girls are mad at them together.

Yoko: She is giving me the silent treatment.

Wednesday: She said she’ll be spending time with someone who “cares”, whatever that means.

Yoko: We’re fucked.

Wednesday: Decidedly.

Yoko: We might have to swallow our pride and beg Thing to tell us what he knows

Wednesday: Or we could threaten to snap his fingers one by one.

Yoko: I like the way you think

[caitlynscat]

The Girls end up at the hospital for the umpteenth time

Wednesday barges in the room to find the werewolf, vampire and siren lying down in their usual hospital beds

Wednesday: Okay. Which one of you did it this time.

Yoko: Don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one driving!

Wednesday: I’m looking at Enid. Babe. What happened?

Enid: No, no, no this time it wasn’t my fault! I was the one driving but it was Divina’s fault.

Divina, sighing: Yeah it was.

Wednesday: You? I expected more out of you, Fisher. It’s usually these idiots that cause the trouble. What happened?

-earlier in the car-

Enid, driving: Come on! We’ve never heard you sing!

Divina: I’m bad okay! I sound like a dying whale, you guys don’t want to hear me.

Yoko: Oh come on, babe. Not even for me?

Divina: Not even for you babe.

Enid: Oh come on! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Enid and Yoko: Sing for us! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Divina: OKAY SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU. Okay. Here it goes-

-back to the hospital-

Divina: Yeah….. so that was my bad.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: You put them to sleep with your singing.

Divina, sighing: I put them to sleep with my singing.

[elore813]

Wednesday any random day: girls what are you doing this afternoon

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

[lorelaiblair]

Yoko, arguing with Wednesday: says the goth!

Wednesday: goth is a music-based subculture, music that i don’t listen to and culture i don’t partake in

Wednesday: Enid does

Divina: what?

Wednesday: Enid listens to goth music

Divina: that’s… why?

Enid: i assumed it was what Wednesday listened to and i wanted to get to know her better through the things she enjoys

Wednesday: something you assumed i enjoy

Enid: yeah, but i actually really like it, the songs are super romantic even when they’re not trying to be

Yoko: … so, you’re saying that shes goth?

Wednesday: more so than i am

Enid: 🎶 all i ever wanted, all i ever needed 🎶

[artsysamm]

Occasionally I have a funny thought and I write it down. This one gets to be the first comic/drawing I’ve done with procreate!

[soft-but-tough-cookie]

Enid: What do you think those two are talking about

Enid: *gestures over the Wednesday and Yoko*

Divina: I have no idea, but they haven’t killed each other yet, so it’s a win

Enid: Yeah, it’s so unfair how effortlessly hot Masc are

Divina: Oh definitely, they both pull of the goth look so well

Enid: *vigorously nodding*

Divina: Ya know, them looking so scary works in our favor

Enid: Yeah, means no one is going to try and approach them

Divina: At least if they want to keep their dignity intact

Enid: *giggles*

Divina: Shh, they’re looking this way

*Both of them wave across the quad at Wednesday and Yoko*

[gretchen-rng]

Happy womens day with my favs!

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid: Okay, Wednesday. Repeat after me. "I will not..."

Wednesday: I will not...

Enid: "...dress up as Santa Claus..."

Wednesday: ...dress up as Santa Claus...

Enid: "...to scare little kids."

Wednesday: ...to scare little kids.

Enid, looking satisfied: Good!

Wednesday: I will dress up as Krampus and terrorize naughty children into better behavior next year.

Enid: NO! WEDNESDAY, BAD!!!

Wednesday, shrugging: Too late. I've already enlisted compatriots to dress up as Icelandic Yule Lads and assist.

Yoko, running up beside them: I'M GONNA BE 'DOORWAY SNIFFER'! DIVINA’S GOING TO BE SHEEP-COTE CLOD!

Enid: How did you get Divina to agree to that??

Yoko, looking proud of herself: Me and Kent teamed up to talk her into it.

Enid, sighing: Of course you did.

Wednesday, grinning darkly: Jericho will finally be rid of juvenile crime. Just you wait.

Enid: Wens, you're not Batman, you're a menace to society.

Yoko: Same thing.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[lesbianpepsi]

The gang skipping school and heading to a concert:

Wednesday: Why've you brought a large suitcase with you, Yoko?

Yoko: Clothes...

Divina: For a one day trip?

Yoko: Fine it's vodka.

Enid: You've brought an entire suitcase of vodka?!

Yoko: Of course not, i'm not a savage. There's also mixers.

Wednesday: Wow.

Yoko: Oh so what? It'll be fun! The real question is what the fuck are you wearing?

Enid, in all black and a massive beanie, covering most of her face: Look, I don't want anyone to recognise me.

Wednesday: No one's gonna recognise you, Enid.

Weems entering the bus: Enid Sinclair, is that you?

Enid, trembling: Jesus Christ!

[vaniloqu3nce]

Yoko: Why are all the women around me secretly pure evil?

Enid: What are you talking about this time, Yoko?

Yoko, pointing at Wednesday: I hugged you and she tried to stab me.

Wednesday: Don’t touch my wife.

Enid: We’re married?

Yoko, pointing at Enid: I watched you try to tear Xavier’s head off.

Enid: In my defense, his face hurts to look at.

Yoko, pointing at Bianca: You literally gave me an allergic reaction!

Bianca: Natural selection should’ve taken you a long time ago, in my defense.

Yoko, pointing at Divina: And its been thirty six seconds since you’ve kissed me!

Divina: Awww, I love you, darling. And in my defense, you’re all the way over there.

Bianca: Oh great, they’re inhaling each other—oh Wednesday and Enid too okay.

[caitlynscat]

Enid, Divina, Yoko and the gothic princess eat lunch at the Jericho diner. Enid scarfs down thirty burgers like a dog in front of a disgusted siren and vampire. Wednesday watches her girlfriend in a lovely gaze.

Yoko: Ugh, how can you eat that much.

Enid with her mouth full: I'm a werewolf. *munch* bigger appetite *munch* always hungry.

Divina: *covers mouth with hand* God you're fascinating.

Enid continues to eat: I love eating!

Wednesday under her breath: I know something else you can eat.

Yoko: *spits out drink* WHAT?!

Divina: WHAT?!

Enid stops eating: What what happened? Wednesday: Wednesday: Uhh... *looks around* Who said that?!

[d-llahanspade]

Drew the whole Wednesday gang as a wolf pack.

I know some of them look more like dogs than wolves, but I wanted them to be easy to distinguish at a glance (besides Divina and Kent obviously), so I went with some more stark markings for Eugene, Bianca and Yoko. I used a bunch of pictures of wolves I found off Pinterest as reference.

Idk if they’re meant to be werewolves that are more wolf-like that typical werewolves or if they’re legitimately just wolves? I’ll leave that up to ya’ll for now but I’m happy for it to go either way.

Close-ups of each drawing below the cut vvv