#yokovina

[andry-di]

[gretchen-rng]

when i feel stupid, i remember my ideas

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid, with tears in her eyes: Wednesday, I got cut! It hurts so bad!!

Enid reveals a ridiculously miniscule paper cut on her finger; it barely even drew blood.

Wednesday: Mí amor, you must be in agony. Will you require mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Enid, dramatically laying on the ground: Well... if you insist...

Yoko and Divina are sitting nearby, drinking coffee and watching the buffoonery unfolding before them.

Divina, shaking her head: They get weirder every day, it's almost impressive.

Yoko: Yeah, but it means more entertainment for us. Plus, we look sane by comparison.

They clink their mugs together, quietly spectating as Wednesday begs Enid not to go towards the light.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[theorizingtheo]

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

[barblaz-arts]

I've been sick the past week so i haven't been able to do much, much less draw, so for now have these sketches that I dont recall ever posting(if i already have, WHOOPS--)

[valyrie630]

WE. NEED. MORE. SAPPHIC. FANFIC. ON. AO3.

please, I’m going mad.

I need my lesbians

[caitlynskitten]

Yoko: Why did you buy a washing machine? Don’t you two have one already?

Wednesday: We do. And it’s because of this.

The raven takes the big box the washing machine came in and throws it to the ground. A giant, blonde werewolf immediately jumps in and makes herself comfortable

Werewolf Enid: *loudly purrs*

Wednesday: See? She likes it!

Yoko: You spent so much money to give Enid a box?!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Would you like to buy a washing machine?

Yoko:

Yoko: Okay I’ll buy it off of you. Only because Divina broke ours by playing in it too much.

[sapphicisland]

People that say mutual pining is the best trope are simply in correct. The best trope both in fanfics and regular books is mutual thirsting. There's nothing better than having two characters that want each other and they know they want each other so you get all the playful banter and flirting plus the anticipation that comes with waiting for them to finally give into their desires.

[sexybread-png]

teenagers, amirite?

read my gothbee (wednesdayxbianca) fanfic here!

[vaniloqu3nce]

The feminine urge to write a one shot where it’s just Wednesday and Yoko trying to figure out why their girls are mad at them together.

Yoko: She is giving me the silent treatment.

Wednesday: She said she’ll be spending time with someone who “cares”, whatever that means.

Yoko: We’re fucked.

Wednesday: Decidedly.

Yoko: We might have to swallow our pride and beg Thing to tell us what he knows

Wednesday: Or we could threaten to snap his fingers one by one.

Yoko: I like the way you think

[caitlynscat]

The Girls end up at the hospital for the umpteenth time

Wednesday barges in the room to find the werewolf, vampire and siren lying down in their usual hospital beds

Wednesday: Okay. Which one of you did it this time.

Yoko: Don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one driving!

Wednesday: I’m looking at Enid. Babe. What happened?

Enid: No, no, no this time it wasn’t my fault! I was the one driving but it was Divina’s fault.

Divina, sighing: Yeah it was.

Wednesday: You? I expected more out of you, Fisher. It’s usually these idiots that cause the trouble. What happened?

-earlier in the car-

Enid, driving: Come on! We’ve never heard you sing!

Divina: I’m bad okay! I sound like a dying whale, you guys don’t want to hear me.

Yoko: Oh come on, babe. Not even for me?

Divina: Not even for you babe.

Enid: Oh come on! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Enid and Yoko: Sing for us! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Divina: OKAY SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU. Okay. Here it goes-

-back to the hospital-

Divina: Yeah….. so that was my bad.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: You put them to sleep with your singing.

Divina, sighing: I put them to sleep with my singing.

[gretchen-rng]

super dumb comic for valentines learning to keep this short, I don't know why it's so hard for me

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid: Okay, Wednesday. Repeat after me. "I will not..."

Wednesday: I will not...

Enid: "...dress up as Santa Claus..."

Wednesday: ...dress up as Santa Claus...

Enid: "...to scare little kids."

Wednesday: ...to scare little kids.

Enid, looking satisfied: Good!

Wednesday: I will dress up as Krampus and terrorize naughty children into better behavior next year.

Enid: NO! WEDNESDAY, BAD!!!

Wednesday, shrugging: Too late. I've already enlisted compatriots to dress up as Icelandic Yule Lads and assist.

Yoko, running up beside them: I'M GONNA BE 'DOORWAY SNIFFER'! DIVINA’S GOING TO BE SHEEP-COTE CLOD!

Enid: How did you get Divina to agree to that??

Yoko, looking proud of herself: Me and Kent teamed up to talk her into it.

Enid, sighing: Of course you did.

Wednesday, grinning darkly: Jericho will finally be rid of juvenile crime. Just you wait.

Enid: Wens, you're not Batman, you're a menace to society.

Yoko: Same thing.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[theorizingtheo]

[andry-di]

[boojangs]