#you and who

[pusheen]

[shouyuus]

love sitting on the kitchen counter making out, ur fingers in their hair, their hands teasing just beneath the hem of the shirt, the countertop slowly warming beneath your thighs, their body slotted between your knees, lips trailing down your neck till you're a little dizzy, gasping, till they pull away to grin at you slow and sweet and slightly lopsided, asking --

"you good? "

your answer is a soft nod, a palm at the back of their neck to pull them back just to kiss them again --

"yeah... perfect."

[screampied]

hi sexy alpha vegas! ur such a good writer plz dont die

requesting a multi jjk fic about cockwarming, oh my days that would actually be so good. willing to suck your 14 incher for it!

(oof if ino could be in it as well, me and you WOULDNT be stopping)

this is a crazy ass statement but thank you, my love💓🤗 we’ll see

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[donotbelasagne]

They just always know exactly what to say, yeah

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[strawxbunny]

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[airlocksandaviaries]

@calkale

Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM

[shouyuus]

How would mutual cockblocking work 😭

okay walk with me here -- imagine u and character r both into each other, but ur both too proud to admit it right, and ur both annoyed that the other is refusing to like admit that ur CLEARLY into each other.

so whenever one of you sees the other one trying to hit someone up, you go up to cockblock -- either its at a bar and you sidle up to the character, slip between them and whoever they're talking up like "oops sorry -- wanna order a drink -- oh hey! whats up? oh how was that hookup you were talking about last week? they were like... super into [insert niche kink here] like you hoped?"

character just glares at you as their potential hookup carefully excuses themselves from the conversation.

and on the reverse, you've been texting this hottie for weeks, but then character makes it their personal mission to make sure that you can never be alone with them, every single time you try to get them alone, character is there just saying and doing the most out of hand shit till you both get pissed at each other.

you end up in a shouting match that ends up with both of you calling the other out on being too wussy to actually make out -- and guess what the resolution is.

guess.

yeah. that's right.

you make out.

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[woman-respecter]

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

[bee8467]

@brainrotgoblin

"horse girl" and "horse" matching t-shirts with arrows

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this