#you could get TWO hot pirate daddies if you weren’t a COWARDDDD | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sunnibits · 2 years

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I still can’t believe Izzy was really out there with two hot as FUCK big strong daddies literally following at his heels and flanking him like guard dogs but instead he decided to spend all his time pining after Ed like ohhh booo hooooo when will I get fucked by a big strong grizzled pirate daddy 😭 bestie look behind you for like two seconds

#ivan #fang #izzy hands #ofmd #you could get TWO hot pirate daddies if you weren’t a COWARDDDD #yes I’m momentarily back on my Izzy/Ivan/fang bullshit #u know I’m right #I know they lil lowkey hated him a lil bit in reality but like #they were way more ‘friendly’ with him than anyone else #and they WERE actually on his side for a while!!#they backed him up when he was mad at Ed in the art of fuckery #also just like. the way they both step forward behind him whenever he calls them. fills my brain with so many thoughts #AND THEYRE SO MUCH FUCKING BIGGER THAN HIM HES SOOO TINY BETWEEN THEM #Izzy pls just let them double team u it would be sooooo good for u baby

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